Thread 511366626

Time to get wasted

Did this yesterday then got my suboxon today. I hope a nuke falls on me while im asleep.

>>511366626 (OP)
come on just buy the fucking ad, you are probably already paying for the shitposting service

just buy the fucking ad will ya

>>511366749
Well hello ladyboi ;D

>>511366749
Have you ever had sex

Happy fridey anons

>>511366741
That would be swell
https://youtu.be/c_NiQRtwLNU?si=CbMqXESY9EmPAkwk

>>511366840
My bad i posted the glowie link
https://youtu.be/c_NiQRtwLNU

>time to consume the goy juice
NGMI

>>511366810
>he doesnt know

>>511366626 (OP)
I feel like going to deli to get a can of Corona beer

>>511367181
Just one can?

Ill just put it this way, Beit hamikdash is already built here, this is the true Jerusalem

>>511367246
Yeah one is good enough, I get easily drunk anyway.

the problem with being fucked up is that eventually you become sober again.

>>511366626 (OP)
>he made the thread
Cheers, mate. Not longer enjoying alcohol is good for your liver, but bad for your mental health.
Sucks to suck, tolerance is a bitch can drink 0.7L of vodka in one evening used to get wasted on 0.2L

>>511367246
They got a huge can of Corona beer, like 12 fl oz.

I feel like one bottle of spirits in one session is alcoholic gets shakes when he wakes up tier. How much do they drink every day?

>>511367402
>he doesn't get a 48oz glass bottle from his local hoodmart

>>511367384
Eyyyyyyy fast all day and then drink on an empty stomach. Try 100 proof vodka too.

I'm good, am a Muslim.

No drugs or drink for me.

Everything does not suck.

Plenty of beauty in life still.

It's all about your perspective.

If you look for the worst you'll find it.

If you look for the best you'll find plenty.

Prayer, Salat, gives me all the peace I need.

>>511366626 (OP)
>no porn
>no games
Might as well become an alcoholic.

>>511367607
Fuck Allah and Fuck Mohammad and Fuck you.

>>511367607
Filth like you is why we can't have nice things.

>>511367689
how much do you drink per day mate?
trying to see where I stand

>>511367878
I can drink rakija like it's nobody's busyness, but I like mixing vodka and whatever's at hand in a 2 liter jug and sipping on it all day.

>>511368057
oh yes rachiu/rakija, Balkan classic

>>511367878
i would do about 0.8L of vodka everyday for about 10 years. my body physically couldnt take it anymore so i switched to drinking wine all day. my body still has issues, but much less so with wine

>>511368219
crazy that you're still alive
did you spread the bottle throughout the day or just drink once to get wasted?

>>511367607
i read the Quran
i quit drinking
i dont do drugs
i dont watch porn
life is a test according to the book
i'm not a disbeliever
i see whats happening in palestine and it makes me question god.
i'm not muslim but i respect those who are
Assalam anon

>>511368394
throughout the day. i never really got hangovers so i would start drinking as soon as i woke up and wouldnt stop until late at night. sometimes id drink more, sometimes less. ive had many many close calls, but drinking did get me through college and got me settled into a job, so i dont have many regrets. the health issues have been tough, but wine is much easier to binge drink

>>511366626 (OP)
Hell yeah, brother.

I'm getting some pizza

Who wants some?

>>511367181
Nevermind, I bought budweiser instead, it was like 3 dollars.

>>511369328
Enjoy the diarrhea

>>511369638
I think I'll be fine.

Listening to Weezer right now

>>511366626 (OP)
Corona +lime is actually really good with a medium rare ribeye

>>511366626 (OP)
I was just thinking about getting waisted.

should i hit some dabs? i quit for 3 months after being addicted for 2 years but everything sucks

>>511366626 (OP)
unfortunately my liver won't survive it if I keep it much longer

>>511371946
No get drunk

>>511366626 (OP)
This is the golden age that you are living through right now. Humanity has never had it better. Haven't you heard? Jews are losing bigly and we are winning, in fact we have already won and everything is great now. Patriots are in control.

If you aren't living a joyous, prosperous and fulfilling life it's a YOU problem.

>>511372911
Sorry wrong pic

>>511372911
Yea you did this in my last thread, shithead

>>511366626 (OP)
lime in beer
geh

>>511370351
Corona is incomplete without the lime

>>511366626 (OP)
Corona tastes like a European beer after you've drank it, then pissed into a glass bottle, then drank the piss...Mutts are hillbilly untermenschens

>>511366626 (OP)

>>511374011
>>511374011
>>511374011
OPERATION PUSH IS A GO

>>511374723
Europe has its fair share of corpo trash beers. Pretty sure corona is owned by in-bev

>>511366626 (OP)
Based, how many you gunna throw back tonight

>>511366626 (OP)
Normally I would agree, but today was a pretty good day

>>511366626 (OP)
What if I dnt enjoy alcohol at all?

I only like it if im around some hot girl im dating and even then only 1 at the most

I dnt like feeling like a clumsy stupid slob

>>511366626 (OP)
I'll drink to that. Cheers m8

>>511375308
Maybe fuck off to an Epstein thread?

>>511372581
just steal a new one from a child, kike

>>511375449
are they compatible with humans?

>>511366626 (OP)
Ok so I am going to go ahead and get waisted. These are the last two beer in my fridge so what should I get at the store?

>>511366626 (OP)
for me it's Voodoo Ranger IPA. on my second right now, will drink until i feel something

>>511375119
8 ice beers 5.5 percent abv

>>511375645
How do you know such a precise number?

>>511375603
I like the Lagunitas Maximus at 9%

>>511375758
Because thats how much i bought?

>>511375828
Ya but what if you drink it and want more? Maybe you should buy some more now so you don't end up driving after that

>>511375962
Nah im good

>>511375787
never heard of it, but skål /druk/ fren

>>511366626 (OP)
can't drink anymore, it costs too much and i don't want to get to the point where I'm shaking. codeine phosphate is pretty comfy but you have to take breaks

>>511376149
How do i get that?

>>511376010
Alright I'm going to the store now

>>511376235
i use minecraft markets. very often you can find reputable vendors with legitimate pharmaceutical products. it takes a while to learn how to do it properly but overall it's far superior compared to buying in real life.

>>511375962
You just drive drunk then faggot lol.

>>511376377
I know how much I need before I fall asleep plus I have weed and im gonna do some yoga before I pass out.

>>511375447
That's a cool shirt, when I first saw that picture I thought to myself "Wow that looks like a SNES logo" and after looking it up it's an actual NES game, I love retro games. My favorite retro game is mega man 2.

>>511370351
one thing the Mexicans got right is lime with cheap beer

>>511366626 (OP)
>Everything sucks
>Drinks Corona with lime

>>511375119
3 tallboy and 6 355ml vodka sodas

>>511376578
We got an aspie here

>>511375787
I drank six of those joints one time and pissed the bed.

>>511376844
>>511376844
My friend Tom drank a 6 pack of golden monkey (9.5 percent tripels) and pissed the bed.

>>511375551
ling

>>511366626 (OP)
quit drinking and join the snus only brotherhood

>>511376844
Ive been drunk to the point where I thought I was going to have a heart attack when I woke up but I have never pissed the bed.

>>511376739
Rather be an asspie than a full-blown normie

For me its a nice Belgian tripel drink a whole pack of those bad boys

>>511377537
For me it's chimay

Me, Grimbergen

>>511377637
Oh man. There used to be a japanese bugman restaurant that had chimay white on tap by me. 6 dollars a chalice. That was back in the 2010s. The beer industry has become shit since then. 2000s and 2010s were great for beer.

>>511366626 (OP)
I picked this up it's from Oklahoma City

>>511366626 (OP)
Forgot pic

>>511377883
Damn im jelly i only started working at a brewery as a teen in 2010
Trappist and Belgian witbiers will never not be my favorite

>>511366626 (OP)
Ok this time

>>511378030
To me chimay is the greatest beer ever made. It’s dry and thats what makes it so drinkable even at high abv. I wish to drink it everyday when im a rich man.

>>511378037
Idk man. I think craft beer quality has gone down since the 2010s. I dont even really bother with it unless its local.

>>511378220
Even the quads are smooth which is a little funny prank i pull in people with the abv
>>511378347
I agree alot of trend chasing happened with Uber hopped IPAs or odd flavors like chili and chocolate esb
Craft beer is just too out there now

>>511379039
Yes. Its become really Soi. Its all “Chocolate cake mocha coconut walnut stout”. In the 2010s my girlfriend worked at a place with 50 different kegs of so many amazing craft beers that were just good beers and not fancy bullshit. Everything is seltzers now.

>>511379714
I personally switched to sugar free seltzers now to drink to get drunk since some of them are actually delicious and simply treat myself to a bomber of a delicious beer or a small bottle like chimay or various other foreign imports

>>511379951
Weihenstephaner Vitus

>>511378347
It is I lve in Oklahoma

>>511380356
Yea i only get it from local mini breweries by me.

>>511366626 (OP)
a bush light bottle and a big bowl of shelled peanuts please

>>511380464
Mini? You're hard core. Is there a particular batch size that qualifies as mini?

>>511380464
You may be on to something because I feel like the best beer I've ever drank was from five gallon homebrew batches. I just thought I'm biased because I or someone I know made it

i dunno i just made this one retard build an entier dossier-based psyop attack against me personally but then at my normal time i got super baked and went to bed for like 13 hours and I think he was waiting around the whole time to try and see if it had any traction and i had already forgotten about it.

it's like toddlers trying to pick a fight with a shark

>>511380715
I mean a local brewery that doesn’t ship nationwide.

i want to die

>>511380926
No no i meant small breweries that don’t ship their beers outside of maybe 25 miles.

I can only get wasted off vodka and or similarly potent liqour.

>>511366626 (OP)
Just lost my job so I am okay with this, currently downing a 5th of good vodka and sicking the EEOC on that workplace. I won't settle for less than the leads getting fired and my job reinstated.

>>511380972
Well die then, let go of the outside world. Live from within.

>>511381158
no matter what i do
i am so very lonely here in my room

>>511381290
The card has been pulled for you.

>>511381426
why? what have i done to suffer this?
i would do anything for you

>>511366626 (OP)
I’ll drink to that anon

>>511381290
You should meditate anon, learn and understand the true Self.

>>511382758
i'm so tired that i won't play your game
keep torturing my soul then, i don't care anymore

>>511366626 (OP)
based corona appreciator

>>511375551
The 8% white claws and twisted teas are pretty good
I got some carlsberg earlier and it was good. Modelo is always nice.

>>511375551
im late to the ipa party, but ive been slamming hazy's recently. my second go-to is mexican beer though.
for me the pecking order of mexi beer is corona, modelo especial, sol, pacifico, and lastly modelo negro.
never found a craft mexican i liked so far, but selection is limited on that front.