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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>511372199 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

ayy anons

>6 previous dui's
deport

>>511372266
Two pair, and good evening to you.

>Almost get kidnapped
>Fire worker
>WITHOUT PAY
ABSOLUTE GIGACHAD MOVE
A TOTAL: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM, WAGIE

For me it's Chief Taylor he's a good police.

>>511372275
>>6 previous dui's
>deport
People deported for DUI should be subjected to a deportation flight piloted by a drunken pilot.

>First Shift updates
Sticks is in the house

>Oklahoma, clocked 51 in 35, alcohol on driver, "1 beer, not much of a drinker"
Has 6 previous DUI convictions
>Camera captures kidnapping from a smoke shop
Guy arrested while trying to rob a smoke shop
Caught, charged with DUI, fleeing law enforcement, stolen car
She was fired from the shop because she tried to stop the robber
The owner of the store said
>Colorado Grappler
First try fails
Second try the perp crashes into the median
Pulls the cop car along with it and crashes into the median too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8HUep6TdfY

>>511372199 (OP)
>STREAMS BELOW
VLC | Media | Open Network Stream...
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

i know that feel..

>>511372673
>>511372753
MVP, thank you anon.

>get kidnapped.
>get fired.
The owner is either a boomer or a non-White, isn't he

Lmao at banking app advertising that it won't embarrass you for overdrafting your account.

Morning, anons. I woke up early and thought it was time, so I made my left over Chinese food and now I regret it.

There needs to be a cop show about evictions where they show them throwing the elderly and the disabled out on the streets.

>>511372199 (OP)

>>511374011
>>511374011
>>511374011
OPERATION PUSH IS A GO

>>511374353
A succulent Chinese meal?

>>511375130
DON'T TOUCH MY PENIS

Where are the pretty cop ladies at? Dan pushing another sausage fest on us. Prepare for low ratings, Abrams.

This better be good.

>>511375303
too late, I'm already licking my fingers

lets gooo

evening anons

tonights pizza is a personal white pie from a local Italian grocery store

what's the eats?

evening, niggers

We're LIVE

I am proactively pasting the VLC Link:

https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

step 1: open VLC, CTRL-N
step 2: paste link
step 3: ???
step 4: profit

DO NOT CLINK ANY SHRIMP RELATED LINKS. SHRIMPS ARE VIRUSES.

steel reserve is pretty terrible

>>511376258
>>511376282
Nice!

SUP BROS, been a few weeks since I've been able to watch. how have the threads been?

would sticks drink it?

We got a Pimp here, fellas

WATERMELON MALT LICKA

>>511376334
Threads? Entertaining
The show? Mediocre

>>511376309
>shrimps are viruses
even if it's not, it's definitely cancer
>>511376334
slow, very slow

>>511376358
kek
The mems write themselves

>>511376358

nah, he has his favorite

sticks is better tv than serenity

Only real cops wear smokey bear hats.

RIP Hulkster

>>511376679
F

>>511376623
Only real bears become smokey cops.

>>511376622
Serenity was so bad. I really wasn't expecting it. She's usually pretty entertaining. She was like a different person in studio.

Dude was white just before drinking this.

>>511376715
Yea it was weird she was definitely intimidated by the studio and totally out of her element.

aint got nuffin

Fucking boring start to the show

That is the dumbest technicality and I wish a judge would make a landmark case telling cops to fuck off.

A DUI because you turned on the radio and decided to have a beer in your car alone is moronic. Same goes for getting in the back seat to sleep it off. Same for just having keys to the car and getting something out of your car can legally go to a DUI. Its just a fucking money grab because thats the single biggest misdemeanor in any state.

I need this tonight but it already looks like the usual weak shit.

Anyway, greetings to my very dearest friends of /opl/ - the perp haters, ACAB losers, drunk driving apologists, boot lickers, webm anon, drawer guy, baker...almost all of you.

>I ain't did shit to none y'all mother fuckers

Ladies and gentleman, your fellow America.

Kek. Did he just say it's fucked up they;'re arresting him because he's not even mexican or an immigrant?

Having Sticks will at least make it bearable tonight.

>>511376806
It appears Trump, Homan, and ICE now live rent free in the bad peoples' heads. And it's wonderful. And deserved.

>>511376785
This guy shieeet himself to the back of a police car.

>I'M HOME THO
arbitrary nigger rules

>>511376922
yet he couldn't wait to open the drink.

What the fuck happened to the middle of that road?

what's with all the potholes?

>>511376792

As long as the keys aren't in the ignition you're fine right? Or are you screwed either way?

>>511377040
you're "in control of the vehicle" even if you have the keys in your pocket

>>511377031
Jewish space lasers.

What the fuck? Wasn't that horrible stabbing at this apartment complex or was that the stolen PS5 thing? Why do all the retaids show up and want to suddenly have a conversation with cops?

i hope this guy talks his way into arrest

Happy Friday /opl/ nice to see you all again, especially /lpbg/ frens.

I have a feeling that's not his real name

>>511377040

It depends entirely on your jurisdiction. In some places, yes. In others, no.

this is the same complex with the stolen playstation isn't it

>>511377040
see >>511377123

If you for example get plastered at a bar, realize you're too drunk to drive, unlock your car and sleep in the cargo area of an SUV, passenger seat, or rear seat and leave the keys in your pocket, the cops can still hit you with a DUI.

You can get a DUI on a bicycle.
You can get a DUI while riding a horse.
I've even heard but am too lazy to investigate you can get a DUI even if you give your keys to someone else to lock you in that car.

I get it, drunk driving isn't great but at the same time exercise some fucking thought into it and stop handing them out to everyone when the fines are either $2000 or $12,000 and it just fucks you up financially. Run into someone while drunk? Yeah throw the book at people. If you're at .081 and otherwise driving fine, let people fucking go.

>Y'all about to be SUED boy
I wonder how many times those threats actually pan out

this is why i watch . love this drunk driver

>you gon' get sued!
>ya KKK ass muffugga BITCH
I think these tough guy statements in their initial cage is hilarious.

Dan, no comment on the verbal hate crimes?

>hoots and hollers

No, Dan, he threatened and hurled racist attacks at them, you POS

HOOTING and HOLLARING

>>511376206
I made a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich for dinner.

Did he really just scream "IM GONNA KILL YA'LL"

Niggers are really smart.

>>511377547
did you use mayo

>>511377247
>spaghetti

>>511377502

liberal DAs will let the guy off and find a way to reprimand the cops. it's all so tiresome

>>511377447
i once read a guy beat a dui case on a horse because he proved the horse knew its way home so he wasn't in control of it

Black people are so racist because truly they hate their nigger selves the most but hate everyone else because of their self hatred.

>>511377587
I grilled the bread in Finlandia butter tonight rather than the usual mayo.

>>511377565
They live in the hood, by the hood code, and die by the hood. They also know the DA will drop threats, registration, and other 'petty' crime charges.

>>511377447

>exercise some thought

Are you asking cops to throttle a revenue stream?

>>511377547

on a kaiser roll?

What the FUCK is that new Pooph commercial?!

>>511377678
sounds like some fancy butter never had it

>>511377914
My wife said the same thing.

>>511377914
They're going after the muh children's health market instead of the haha stinky skin folds market

>>511377914
I would buy pooph if it wasn't $30 a bottle

>>511377822
This stuff. I watch my carbs.

>>511374457
I'd watch it.

>>511378081

Looks interesting

Thanks dood

schizo alert

id never trust a man wearing those loafers

schizo moment

And Dan shows a schizo white boomer

>>511377928
BJ's had it on sale for $10 for 1.5 lbs, so I tried it. I usually get the Irish butter from Aldi, but this is better and a bit softer, even right out of the fridge.

>>511377678
>Finlandia butter
What is that? Just normal butter?

This went from schizo to gay and schizo

>Grindr

oh boy

>grindr
>poppers
sounded like a tranny

>>511378271
Maybe for you. European butter is better quality than what we produce in the United States.

you can not not consent to the test at the station without automatic penalties.most states you can refuse the portable breathalyzer of PBT without automatic penalties

>>511378271
Its Finnish for butter

>>511378264


that and Kerrygold is very good quality

The Kirkland 100% grassfed is also top tier and cheap

>>511378317
>gay hookup in a hotel
we need that on the bingo cards

fags are so gross

it is a literal douche nozzle

ahahah that "oohhh"

kill fags

the ol' asshole irrigator

>>511378436
>it is a literal douche nozzle
I think if it goes in the ass, it's technically an enema nozzle
But your way is funnier

>It preps you
Tom is definitely homosexual
t. Fag

Live PD
Probe Edition

nobody in the car has a license

>>511378394
Police is hard job.

When your scalp can't stop pooping

>>511378496
Imagine the smell.

>>511378565
>nobody in the car has a license
But you don't understand, her mama just died, she has the death certificate right there
That means they're allowed to break the law!

>>511377914
Unbelievable. The one time White actors are used because we can't imply POC smell

2nd mud shark of the night. What a disaster.

12v clip on fan

classy

>STREAMS BELOW
https://ppvhub_xyz/opl (replace _ with .)

>>511378827
That dog reminds me of Domino

Donnie Brasco is a Brett’s good movie, especially the Unrated cut. One of Pacinos last good roles.

>>511378565
>>511378734
How is it adults just don't have licenses and are repeatedly pulled over while not having a good license. I let mine accidentally expire once but still had to get to work and grocery shop and what do so I was constantly driving 5 under, slowing at green lights, turn signals, and checked the bulbs weekly until I got the renewed license in the mail. Do these retards just smoke dope and cannot help but doing the dumbest thing that comes to them first?

>>511378888

FUCK OFF SHRIMP POSTER

NOBODY CLICK SHRIMP LINKS

the bot showed up late. hopefully it doesn't clog the thread

>>511378952
Its probably a money situation. Renewing driver's license is about $100 and some of these people barely have enough for food.

>>511378952
I drove on an expired license for months. Tag was registered to mom whose license was good so I wasn’t auto pulled over from the scanner but I drove like an asshole and nothing happened. But like you I always use my blinkers.

>>511379047
These people are in Tennessee. The cost to renew a license is $28 every 8 years. That shouldn't be a stretch for anyone that operates a motor vehicle.

niggas a statue

>>511379150
>fines
>unpaid fines

>>511378952

i received a notice my license was suspended for lack of insurance but i always had insurance and had never had my policy lapse in the decade or so since i'd been driving. i just kept driving until i could prove to the mva i had insurance the whole time.

>>511379150
It was $75 in Florida for a 10 year Real ID. No fines either.

>>511379150
Damn, that's cheap. It about $100 here in Connecticut. Why do we even renew it anyway? Should be perpetual until death.

>>511379150

i had to pay around 100 in MD.

>>511379209
How do people drive without insurance and still have a good drivers license?

>STREAMS BELOW
https://ppvhub_xyz/opl (replace _ with .)

>>511379292

beats me. coincidentally, i was pulled over at that time by a cop for my third brake light being out. i asked him why that would happen and and showed him my insurance with proof that i had always had it and he said that a bunch of notices had gone out for some reason.

>>511379253
Our drivers licenses are good for like 50 years and then they make you go get checked by a doctor every few years to make sure you are still healthy enough to drive

>>511379292
I'm sure in years past the DMV worker would at least evaluate you somewhat, perhaps give a quick test and ensure you're still mentally and physically able to drive. But since government is run by the dumbest people in the country for the dumbest people to also work there, they got rid of the sensible things like a brief test, but kept the bureaucracy of renewal in place but its been so long nobody remembers any of this.

Kinda like Texas just stopped safety checks, but you have to register and pay the $24 safety check fee still anyway. in about 10 years people will ask "how are they checking my safety without every looking at my vehicle?"

time for driving.

car inspections is such a fucking racket i hate giving new york my money

>>511379409
would you believe insurance companies are doing this as a check on you and your equipment?

>>511379540
Who doesn't like a good endless driving sequence?

>>511379584
>Emissions test
>Registration
>License
>Tolls
>Property taxes
Thieves up the butt.

>have pup in car
>cannot be arrested

Cameraman blocking a camel toe?

>>511379699

post the Addy driving gif.

She cute

>>511379727
My EZPass had my credit card that expired and I never updated the information on the portal

Racked up $$$ and called in to get it fixe

45 minute way for LaQuisha to say it's easier to let the account lapse and get a new tag (??????????)

they sold the debt and I never got a new one desu... i'm done paying tolls on a road I already pay for

How does that old Mustang even still turn on?

>>511379829
I toe-tally appreciate you posting that

>>511379829

>yoga pants
>coffee monster
>middle of summer

who dares to imagine the smell?

As soon as Dan joked about an armed robbery - which makes him a scumbag - I knew the type of perp.

>>511379851

i was on 95 last summer with my EZ pass clearly visible on my windshield and loaded with ample funds. i got a notice from new york a few months later saying i was flagged for driving in ez pass lanes with no ez pass. they fucking included a picture of me driving with the ez pass clearly visible. they were asking for like $160 in fines. i just called to protest and they dropped it. i think they just send these out hoping to get people blindly paying.

>>511379841
>Addy driving gif.
This one?

>>511378016
The smell is gone.

>>511379851
I always respected those guys who installed pulls on their plates so that when they cross the gantrey, they would pull the plate back and the cameras couldn't get a picture of their numbers. Funny af.

>>511380014
i drove through one by accident a long time ago instead of the toll and assumed i'd get a fine but it never came

>>511380032

no, that makes me sad. i like the one that's about two looped seconds. looks like a starcraft character.

Going to rehab again boys. All of you incel fags. Go fuck your mother.

>>511380046


If i had free time I'd rig up some license plate with IR LEDs wired to a fuse and a button I could flip from the inside

just for fun

>>511380265

for what?

>>511380014
They probably just use computer vision to try to detect the pass and if it fails they automatically send you fines with no check by actual human

>STREAMS BELOW
https://ppvhub_xyz/opl (replace _ with .)

>>511380265
>Going to rehab again boys.
good incel

>>511380290
Queerness.

kek

>>511380301

Thank you!

gun looked fake

What the fuck did that customer think he was doing?

>>511380360
He's so inconspicuous!

Miss from that range in a narrow space?

>>511380415
Idk, when dealing with niggers it's best to avoid them at all costs.

Zesty Famous Amous

>>511380290
ignore that thing or leave

>thong
i didnt need to see that

>>511380265
Okay loser, have fun.

So frustrating watching this

these fucking niggers are a drain on society to such a high degree they need to just be gotten rid of

nigga got a string thong

Tranny nigger getting his ass kicked lmao

>>511380415
>What the fuck did that customer think he was doing?
It was actually Larry David
That chair had one leg shorter than the other 3, and he was tired of it wobbling when he sat on it
He saw his chance and took it

Dan thinks latinx donut shop workers getting pistol whipped is hilarious.

Dan fucking disgusts me. He just worried that the violent armed robber could've died then exulted that the cop fired only once. You fucking subversive POS Abrams

Is Curtis dead?

>>511380539
just typical day in America, very normal stuff

>>511380290
I've been on a coke bender for 2 weeks and the words that I'm typing right now look sideways. A little bit of alcohol abuse. Hopefully this brain damage will end it all.

>>511380579
Black and Missing victim

this cop is bored as fuck listening to this girl

yo cutie. is that red hair? strawberry blonde?

So this girl must be a minor right?
Since they're only showing her from the back?

fit mudshark walkers depress me so much.

>>511380662
She makes minors.

>22 with a child
I bet it's brown

Come on cameraman, get us a half of those booty shorts

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>511380685
Will you save her from the trailer, /opl/?

>>511380685
I love me some redheads

>>511380521
>these fucking niggers are a drain on society to such a high degree they need to just be gotten rid of
true
>>511380604
I hope your boyfriend give you a bad grade stone

>go to rural america
>the only skinny girls are meth addics with black boyfriends

fuck i hate this nation so much

>>511380738
he got promoted and is now the Sultan of Nye

>>511380757

i read 'head' before 'red' and my brain made 'red' into 'meth'

>>511380764
I bet you wish you were my bf.

>129 in a 65
right to jail. tow and destroy the car

What was he listening to

>>511380769

i have no idea how everyone got so fat. not like a little chubby, i mean fat. like huge guts, grossly overweight fat.

>>511380809
>methhead
We're probably both correct - it's Florida

>he was driving twice the speed limit
I think you would get straight up arrested for that here

>nigger cop with dreads

do Americans really?

>>511380835

FL just had a law go into effect on July 1st that does arrest the driver.

>>511380835
>uhh, hey there bud, why were ya going so fast?
>woweeee you gotta slow it down
>don't worry, I won't take you to jail

>>511380873
in Maryland too

>>511380897
Officer Timberlands, homie.

i got distracted, forgot to post this webm

>>511380604
How do you afford hormones and coke? Thats like a $50k/year hobby and a $50k year addiction. Can't tell which is which, but dang thats a lot of money to waste.

>>511380901
FL sets the standard in many ways

speaking of shitty drivers, i saw a guy with a 'reserve officer' license plate driving an AMG ML, on his phone, speeding and not signaling before running a red light in front of me.

do you guys watch this with a chat anywhere?

>>511380897
>do Americans really?
yes

Hey anons, anything interesting happen? Didn't catch the beginning.

>>511380685
>>511380757
Still would too. Thats the tomboy look we've all been wanting.

>>511380929
>I didn't want to ruin his night, he seems like a good guy
>So I just told him to slow down, and we'll go on to the next call

>>511381012
This is the chat!

its a lite brite car

>>511381059
YES!

>>511381012
cytube

>Its a safety concern
>others might think you're the police
I would gamble that to be 100% fudlore bullshit.

>slingshot
>covered in lights
>niggers

shocking.

>>511380032
crying roasties is the only thing that gets me hard these days

>I understand having all the lights makes you more visible
Bitch, no it doesn't, it distracts the fuck out of all the other drivers and causes a safety hazard
Why the fuck do we put up with shit like this?

I'm sure tomorrow bright and early they'll get the blue lights removed because they're responsible citizens who only want to contribute to society in positive ways

>>511381153
>his and hers slingshots

>>511381012
I just open it in VLC, then put VLC in my second monitor and leave the thread open as the "chat".

Alternatively, if you don't have a second monitor, right click on the screen, go to view and press "Always on top" then adjust the size of VLC to your liking while still being able to see the thread. (Works best with 4chanX obviously)

>>511381035
Helps that she's 22 and fit.

>>511381174
>Why the fuck do we put up with shit like this?
because the jews running our society have empowered a golem class of niggers to be used against us instead of facing us directly

Niggers are literally an act of war against you

>>511381177
indeed, right after all of the black people get their window tint fixed

>>511377547
I had a double cheeseburger from sonic, hold the pickles extra onions add jalapeno, medium cheddar peppers and a medium mozarella sticks dipped in a combination of ranch dressing and marinara that I stirred myself. Large Bang's Root Beer.

I got dibs on the senokot Gardner.

>>511381235
ok

>>511381265
>Large Bang's Root Beer.
Regular or diet? From the rest of the order, I assumed you're watching your figure.

any anons gonna visit anyone on the roastie map in your area tonight?

>>511381252
They were just on their way to the hardware store to buy batteries for their brand new Smoke Detector!

>>511381265
sonic cheeseburgers are underrated

AI please make a montage of people getting their heads blown off in Iraq 1 with a 50% transparent norman shwarzkopf in the background and the hair by schwarzkopf ad.

>>511380996
cool i saw a guy who boat fallon the road

>>511381372
No, most of those women looked like dogs.

>35 over
This nigger can't do math

>>511381396

sonic is way too far out of the way to visit

how are they good?

>driving 129mph on a busy road
>let off with a ticket
of course

These cops wanna talk tough about a highly dangerous perp they're letting go. Shut up or arrest him.

>easily half a mile
No, thats not even remotely correct.

>>511381440

>you..hehehe... you....hahahahehe... you saw a hehaHAHAHA a... a boat?? hahahaha

>>511381372
link to the map and i'll visit and report back

>>511381510
yeah, there is 1 in my town on the roastie map
has to be a blown out single mom

>>511381595
all niggers should come equip with muzzles to keep them from talking

Watching this show really opened my eyes to how deep the issue is

>nigger cops
>nigger criminals

all must go

NIIIIIIGgggerrsssssS
what have i MIssed? I'm late

tyrone got off but not the qt

DRIVE SAFE, SLOW DOWN

are you kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidding

>>511381372

wait, was that fucking real? i saw a dozen threads about it but everyone was talking about the leak. i didn't see proof of anything being leaked.

>>511381514
35+ is just the highest in georgia staute

I'm not sure if I can save her bros, those tattoos just showed up.

>>511381361
only faggots and women drink diet sodas

>black cops let black criminal go

shocking

why even have laws if they only apply to white ppl?

i've always found the parking lots of gas stations and liquor stores to be oddly comfy and comforting on a calm, warm summer evening. i have no idea why.

>>511381744
What about President Trump?

>>511381710
>>511381716
What does trailer trash pussy feel like?

>>511381696
it was super early this morning pacific time. like 530 am. yes it's real. i was in original thread. good times were had

Would.

>>511381696
There were plenty of screenshots of images of roasties and some images of IDs

>>511381696
>wait, was that fucking real?
yes

WOOOHOOO KNOX COUNTY THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM

PL8

Heard this cop talking harshly and knew they had to be White citizens.

>>511381837
like every other pussy. it's why chasing 10/10's is a waste of time. just fuck a 5/10 and close your eyes and imagine that hot chick you went to highschool with

>drunk
>confused

>>511381940
She's cute other than the tattoos.

>white driver in cuffs
Dan is all wet

>drunk yuppie in a Maserati

lol. Dan is creaming himself.

This guy looks like a local youth pastor

>>511381808
I like to eat fast food in my car in the parking lot.

>>511381837
hopeless love for an escape savior. pretty legit, ngl.some of them I send like $100 here and there after reaming them out one night from a bar.

they never talk shit like this to niggers

What fucking race is this guy

DEPORT

>>511381966
>>511381973
And he's got a chubby latina hooker with him

They should call ICE

>>511382044
ameriMUTT

>>511381986
>she doesn't speak any english, lol.
nice mission

>>511382044
looks like new money white trash. maybe small time lottery winner or something

LEAVE HER ALONE!

>>511381801
I can save her bros.

desu in this case the cops look like fags

Does he have a toupee on?
Is that an ugly torta that doesn't speak english?
Is he crosseyed?
He's a dumbass for buying a mazerati in the first place but I wonder what he does for money.

>>511381950

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
DRIVING THE WRONG WAY ON THE STREET
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A SHITTY ITALIAN AUTOMOBILE
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF WITH A HIGH BAC

>the asphalt is wet
Who gives a shit?

>white
sure guys

the tires.

>>511381965
>tattoos
Do any men actually like tattoos on women? I don't think I've ever seen any that don't make the woman look worse.

>>511382112
toupee? outdated haircut?

that maserati is like $15k-$20k btw the depreciation on them is brutal because they're junk

>>511382153
faggot cop wanted to look hard in front of the camera

I have BLM and niggers but goddamn do I hate the boomer cop worship in this country

>>511380873
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PL94HRWqyE0&pp=ygUVdHdpY2UgaW4gbGVnYWwgbWludXRl#

>>511382112

is that a toupee?

>>511382144
>This latina isn't my beautiful wife
Once in a lifetime, anon. Once in a lifetime

>>511382144
lofl

LETTING THE BIPOC GO
SAME AS IT EVER WAS

>>511382193
>>511382193
no, it's graffiti that might mean blood borne diseases. i'm good

This guy knows to not say anything… those cops in Knoxville are power tripping… it’s how all cops in the south act
t. Lives in the south and knows

>>511382193
I've never seen a girl without a tattoo and wished that she had one.

>>511382205

i always heard maserattis have the most dramatic deprecation of any luxury car which is really saying something because most of them loose huge chunks of value the moment you drive off the lot.

>>511382119
She's probably worth saving, anon
I wish you the best of luck

new bread >>511382288
>>511382288

>>511382122
>desu in this case the cops look like fags
desu it true

>>511382314
they're just off brand ferraris for shit skins

>>511382294
That officer has a cute little body, too.

>>511382314
Like a Land Rover, the only reason they sell Range Rovers is because of the rapid depreciation on them helps for tax purposes and their electrical systems are fucking garbage

>>511382193
tattoo instantly takes 10 points of their 1-30 patrice o'neal score

>>511382129
>He's a dumbass for buying a mazerati in the They are cheap after they have been driven off the lot
You can get a gran turismo for under 30
Worst car you can buy

that pass on the left isn't that awful....

he definitely has some liquid courage and was show boating for that thing in the passenger seat

cop is way too aggressive