Thread 511375563

Don't babies like shit and piss all the time?
How the fuck do these little niggers go to a bathroom while being in the stomach?

>>511375563 (OP)
Women are so fucking disgusting lmao

>>511375563 (OP)
You should have strangled yourself with your own umbilical cord, then we wouldn't have had this thread.

>>511375563 (OP)
they excreted something called meconium and also produce amniotic fluids in the kidneys

What do you think they are eating and drinking in there?...

>>511375563 (OP)
>chud being ignorant
its a simple research on google. do it yourself

>>511375563 (OP)
They don't shit until they come out. They do piss though but it's natural and just gets reabsorbed.

>>511376171
The difference between my anime waifu, and some normies wife is that no baby ever pissed inside of my waifu.

>>511375563 (OP)
When they first poop after birth it's like black goop

>>511375563 (OP)
They don't, nutrients go directly from the mother through the umbilical cord. When babies stay too long in the womb their digestive system forms and only then there's a risk of them pooping or pissing inside, which is dangerous for both of them. They induce labor or C-section to avoid it but I think it must still happen from time to time

>>511375563 (OP)
/pol/ is the lowest IQ board on this website

>>511375563 (OP)
> 1. peein in da womb
- hell yeah dem babies be pissin in dere, startin round 8 to 11 weeks!
- dey lil kidneys filter out da waste den dey straight up release dat golden juice rite into da amniotic fluid.
- den guess wut? dey drink it back. but its all good cuz dat fluid stay fresh, sterile as hell no germs up in dere.

> 2. poopin in da womb
- nahhh usually dey hold dat dookie til dey out in da world, dat first dump called meconium look like tar nasty af.
- unless baby gettin stressed (like if labor goin crazy) den dey might drop a load early. if dey breathe dat mess in? big problem, meconium aspiration syndrome need docs on deck asap.

> 3. where da waste go?
- mamas placenta doin gods work, filterin out all dem toxins sendin it to her blood so she can pee it out. (moms really out here doin da most salute!)
- da fluid baby swallow get broken down by dey lil guts, natures recyclin at its finest.

>tl;dr:
babies be pissin & sippin in da womb but dey ain droppin deuces til dey born. mamas body handle all da dirty work, so nah dey not swimmin in a toilet its all clean & scientific.

>>511376550
There was thread where a guy was larping as an indian woman and posted a screenshot of an xvideos porno as proof he was one. The was immediately the fastest on the board and had dozens of fags begging him for attention. /pol/ genuinely is the most retarded place probably in the world. Pajeet tier levels.of intelligence and possibly lower.

>>511376287
How do you do fellow father?
(this nigga knows)
>>511376511
This.
>Pic related
My best fren when my kids were newborns
>>511376550
It's called shitposting bub, you must be new here. Maybe take your sensitive ass back to pleddit where everything is wannabe 200IQ (yet still utterly retarded and smug), we have fun here.

>>511376171

How does the poop stay in?

>>511375563 (OP)
They don't need to piss or pee because they aren't consuming anything that would have waste. They consume the nutrients and minerals directly from the mother. Shit and piss comes from stuff your body can't use

>>511376511
>be me
>le babby
>first thing that happens to me when I'm born is a warm wet vagina rubbing all over me
heh, smell you later virgins

>>511376950
>It's called shitposting bub
If you keep acting like a retard to be funny you'll eventually be surrounded by actual retards who think they are in good company

>>511376085
>>511376169
Hey, females! Any of you broads have nice boobies?

>>511376798
thanks

>>511376999
>checked
>Imperforate anus

>>511376262
no but i piss in her butthole

>>511377207
Cope. Seethe. Rope.

>>511375563 (OP)
Womb infants don't eat or drink, dumbass. Or even breath for that matter.
Umbilical cord is like a cheat and probably the solution for many human handicap.
If it could be rewire the system that make it work somehow to feed you via photosynthesis and breathing, that would be something else.

>>511377170
>be me
>be baby
>mum isn't a complete roastie
>eats balanced diet and produces milk
>suck on titties for a solid 24 months
Breastless formulacels never even touched an tiddy in they life

>>511377557
Have sex, hit the gym, get a clue

>>511377632
We don't need that Frankenstein shit. We can just build hyperbaric chambers and live forever by rebuilding our telomeres. Epstein and jacob rothschild faked their deaths and are currently sleeping in a bunk bed in a hyperbaric chamber. Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne are also both rich enough for hyperbaric chambers.

Poop is stored in the vagina!

>>511375563 (OP)
They're not using their stomachs to digest food retard, they're connected to the mother's bloodstream through the umbilical cord. The nutrients in her blood feed their bodies.

>>511377632
>>511378495
Towards the end the hair that covers them falls off and they end up eating it. That's what makes their first shit so weird looking.
They do occasionally take their first shit while their still in there but it's generally very bad wen that happens

>>511375563 (OP)
why she got a pussy inside her pussy tho

>>511376550
>/pol/ is dumber than /v/ or /g/
Nah

>>511375563 (OP)
Anon you are supposed to learn this stuff in biology class.

/pol/ needs a full-time janitor

>>511377969
>hyperbaric chambers
I think you're hyping that thing too much, anon, there's more failure parts on the biology of man, mostly because of evolution itself, born, grow, wither and die. The 4 seasons of life, for most organisms besides a unicelular ones.
Cells get literally oxygenate as we age.
There's many flaws on evolving like that, including our current mortality, I don't see hyperbolic chambers being the way.
I'm all for a chamber solution, I just don't think this is it.
Well, it isn't frankstein, just rework of it and maybe a new organ or two, like space marines.
It's one route. Genetic Engineer is another and if the chink figure it out Daoism as a tangeable thing, maybe there will be that too.

>>511375563 (OP)
The American education system failures.
A sad sight.

>>511375563 (OP)
>Don't babies like shit and piss all the time?

Not until they're born, or sometimes just before they're born.

>>511375563 (OP)
>while being in the stomach?
Wtf is this true

>>511375563 (OP)
you take them outwhen they need to go

>>511377170
Does c section birth make you gay?

>>511384713
Do watermelon seeds dream of plant piss?

>>511375563 (OP)
All their waste is ejected through the umbilical cord, that's part of the reason women need to use the bathroom more often while pregnant. Their digestive system fully come online after they're born.

>>511375710
You pooped in your mommy's tummy, didn't you?

>>511375563 (OP)
That's why pregnant women stink so bad.

>>511376798
Did you prompt chat gpt to be a nigger scientist?

>>511377212
I do. I have one good tit and one tit that's just okay.

>>511375710
Humans in general are disgusting
Sometimes I hate being a meatsac animated by neurons that has to piss and shit, and produce earwax and snot every day
At least cumming is fun and feels good
And at least I don't have to worry about periods or childbearing
I feel best about my body during/after a workout when a pump is going

>>511385010
Yes it does.

Funniest post on pol today. Goddammit.
>>511376550
And it’s hilarious
>>511380058
/v/ is a cesspool

Are these your last words?

>>511375563 (OP)
>>511375563 (OP)
>in the stomach

>>511386504
How do they not get digested in the stomach?

>>511375563 (OP)

The baby shits through the umbilical cord and then the mother shits out the baby shit.

>>511375563 (OP)
They don't poop. Meconium found in amniotic fluid is considered an emergency

>>511375563 (OP)
Lol retard. Too bad you mother carried you to term.

>>511385771
Many such cases

>>511375830
>>511375710
remember kikes are against children and sacrifice them all the time, as per Epstein and Schlomoschmekelstein

>>511377632
you stupid fucking huehue favella monkey, they drink from the mothers womb, they open their mouth and drink the water thats there.

Fucking favela monkey try to learn something before your 10th birtrhday when you get shot for your phone

now i want to play call of duty favela

Enjoy lol

Babies (fetuses) in the uterus do produce urine, but they do not pass solid stool (poop) in the usual sense unless something is wrong.

Here’s how it works:

Urination (Pee)

Starting around the second trimester, the fetus begins to produce urine.

This urine is released into the amniotic fluid, the liquid that surrounds the fetus in the womb.

The fetus also swallows amniotic fluid, so there’s a continuous cycle of swallowing and urinating, which helps develop the digestive and urinary systems.


Defecation (Poop)

The fetal intestines start accumulating a dark greenish-black substance called meconium. It’s made of things like swallowed skin cells, lanugo (fine hair), and digestive secretions.

Normally, meconium is not passed until after birth.

If a baby passes meconium in the uterus, it can be a sign of fetal distress, especially during labor. This is called meconium-stained amniotic fluid, and it can be dangerous if the baby inhales it (leading to meconium aspiration syndrome).


Summary:

Pee: Yes — into the amniotic fluid.

Poop: No — meconium is stored in the bowels until after birth, unless there's a problem.


Let me know if you’d like to know what happens to all that fetal urine or how doctors monitor it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meconium