Now an Alien Invasion Force is underway... - /pol/ (#511381071) [Archived: 181 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Zd5ptWGVUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 4:16:05 AM No.511381071
Kubus Oak
Kubus Oak
md5: 6d6dcd7bc2992b59d933a37790da5518🔍
Should I become a Collaborator to rebuild Human Society?
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Anonymous ID: uJiqb1+FUnited States
7/26/2025, 4:19:45 AM No.511381292
aliens
aliens
md5: 435ad3d5396ed7ea8cd0148d02e1d35f🔍
Why. Look. The catalogue is suddenly being flooded with posts about space aliens to try to distract people from Jeffrey Epstein. FUCK OFF IF OUR GOVERNMENT IS UNIRONICALLY STAGING A FAKE ALIEN INVASION IN ORDER TO DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM EPSTEIN. JUST FUCK OFF FOREVER MOTHERFUCKING CIA SPOOKIES.
Anonymous ID: XA25m9QBUnited States
7/26/2025, 4:20:52 AM No.511381357
>>511381071 (OP)
I'm joining the Jesus "aliens."
Anonymous ID: zwRMVLKLUnited States
7/26/2025, 4:23:44 AM No.511381533
I study the immune system, and there's this ability that's not yet understood, instead of killing the invading pathogen the immune system tries to isolate its DNA and then the immune system hybrids itself with the pathogen, in order to make what appears to be a pathogen-shitting immune system cell. When other immune system cells recognize this has been done, copies of the immune system cell with markers for where the virus is, is replicated but with parts chopped off of it, so you can make "half-hobbling invading pathogens" and now you have an immune system cell shitting weakened prey. This subdividing occurs again and again, until the Thalimus is able to find a protien that locks on without triggering on anything else, and from there, you can then "walk in" toward the original t-helper producing pathogens, now you can defeat the invader.

Collaborators can perform this function, but you have to be really good at lying, and most of you never got good at that, because schools don't teach it.
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Anonymous ID: Zd5ptWGVUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 4:26:59 AM No.511381749
>>511381533
This is the Covid pathogen we were potentially infected with. Or is this an Alien pathogen?
Anonymous ID: 2uFCJBEZUnited States
7/26/2025, 4:27:42 AM No.511381805
xcom
xcom
md5: 668428fab9d54bc27f9714273f1d2de2🔍
how do i sign up to fight space aliens
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Anonymous ID: Zd5ptWGVUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 4:36:14 AM No.511382346
Wallace Breen
Wallace Breen
md5: cca8349749237d2dab7cde9d61777f15🔍
>>511381805
You don't. You'll fight Zionists while we exchange tech.
Anonymous ID: 7IecO+1sUnited States
7/26/2025, 4:38:54 AM No.511382511
297245-hl2_raising_the_bar_159
297245-hl2_raising_the_bar_159
md5: 98fedec6d801a4a9e63afbe8e720e9f1🔍
>>511381071 (OP)
I will bend the knee to aliens immediately.
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Anonymous ID: Zd5ptWGVUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 4:41:17 AM No.511382648
>>511382511
For me my main drive is to rebuild what the Zionists destroyed.
Anonymous ID: 4aIvGdL0United States
7/26/2025, 4:49:34 AM No.511383154
>>511381071 (OP)
Im already collaberating with them.
I get to help herd all you dumb fucks off tonthe spice mines.
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Anonymous ID: 7IecO+1sUnited States
7/26/2025, 4:51:49 AM No.511383282
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>>511383154
How are the healthcare benefits? Will they give me a comfy pod?
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Anonymous ID: 4aIvGdL0United States
7/26/2025, 4:54:43 AM No.511383451
>>511383282
You get gruel and about a five year life expectancy. Your ceiling will be the mine.
Your bed, the dirt. Your pillow, a rock.
However, you will be able to fuck any female you can get your dick in.
So, there's that.
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Anonymous ID: Zd5ptWGVUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 4:56:18 AM No.511383534
>>511383451
Lel but there's little to mine these days.
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Anonymous ID: 55jDG0uyUnited States
7/26/2025, 4:56:45 AM No.511383566
>>511382511
>I will bend the knee to aliens immediately.
Me too! Anythings better than this shithole.
Anonymous ID: 2ciDleBVAustralia
7/26/2025, 4:58:45 AM No.511383685
ATTENTION bjorin workers
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Anonymous ID: 4aIvGdL0United States
7/26/2025, 5:01:57 AM No.511383887
>>511383534
Not here.
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Anonymous ID: Zd5ptWGVUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 5:05:48 AM No.511384133
Unau & Tatu-Bola
Unau & Tatu-Bola
md5: 8bba4819405bf1700d721bbf46dd16fc🔍
>>511383887
I have theorised a new species of Armadillo. That with Sloth Chromosomes. A new pet for our era?
Anonymous ID: WBIKWhbJFinland
7/26/2025, 5:26:57 AM No.511385496
Star-Trek-Deep-Space-Nine-Dukat-Weyoun-900x506
Star-Trek-Deep-Space-Nine-Dukat-Weyoun-900x506
md5: 3cc292f1ecdd072c192a17861bda5cf3🔍
>>511383685
>literally did nothing wrong