Should I become a Collaborator to rebuild Human Society?
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Why. Look. The catalogue is suddenly being flooded with posts about space aliens to try to distract people from Jeffrey Epstein. FUCK OFF IF OUR GOVERNMENT IS UNIRONICALLY STAGING A FAKE ALIEN INVASION IN ORDER TO DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM EPSTEIN. JUST FUCK OFF FOREVER MOTHERFUCKING CIA SPOOKIES.
>>511381071 (OP)I'm joining the Jesus "aliens."
I study the immune system, and there's this ability that's not yet understood, instead of killing the invading pathogen the immune system tries to isolate its DNA and then the immune system hybrids itself with the pathogen, in order to make what appears to be a pathogen-shitting immune system cell. When other immune system cells recognize this has been done, copies of the immune system cell with markers for where the virus is, is replicated but with parts chopped off of it, so you can make "half-hobbling invading pathogens" and now you have an immune system cell shitting weakened prey. This subdividing occurs again and again, until the Thalimus is able to find a protien that locks on without triggering on anything else, and from there, you can then "walk in" toward the original t-helper producing pathogens, now you can defeat the invader.
Collaborators can perform this function, but you have to be really good at lying, and most of you never got good at that, because schools don't teach it.
>>511381533This is the Covid pathogen we were potentially infected with. Or is this an Alien pathogen?
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how do i sign up to fight space aliens
>>511381805You don't. You'll fight Zionists while we exchange tech.
>>511381071 (OP)I will bend the knee to aliens immediately.
>>511382511For me my main drive is to rebuild what the Zionists destroyed.
>>511381071 (OP)Im already collaberating with them.
I get to help herd all you dumb fucks off tonthe spice mines.
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>>511383154How are the healthcare benefits? Will they give me a comfy pod?
>>511383282You get gruel and about a five year life expectancy. Your ceiling will be the mine.
Your bed, the dirt. Your pillow, a rock.
However, you will be able to fuck any female you can get your dick in.
So, there's that.
>>511383451Lel but there's little to mine these days.
>>511382511>I will bend the knee to aliens immediately.Me too! Anythings better than this shithole.
>>511383887I have theorised a new species of Armadillo. That with Sloth Chromosomes. A new pet for our era?