Thread 511384016

The UDSA and American Health Officials deem it a “single serving.”

>>511384016 (OP)
>only 6 dollars
what the fuck man
the past is a foreign country

that would be like $30 right now

>>511384016 (OP)
You sound jealous

>>511384016 (OP)
that's the size of her torso, no way she's eating that in one sitting.

>>511384016 (OP)
Ever since I started looking at labels in the US I'm absolutely shocked that so much is legal here. A lot of meals are 150+% of your daily sodium, etc. It's insane.

>>511384094
The past is a different dimension entirely

A typical American wife, inevitably and seemingly without free will, “orders in” for herself and partner, as is it is (as per US governmental and regulatory directives, op cit.) separate and “single servings” without any such logical end.

>>511384183
$5.63 at my local walmart, just checked

>>511384497
post photo or fake and gay

>>511384305
Yeah salt and sugar levels are absolutely cranked in premade food here too

Im gonna kill you and rape your mother

ALAS!

Our Burger Tot.

Served, consequentially, inevitably, and without prejudice: a “child’s portion.”

>>511384016 (OP)
>irregardlessly
our education system failed you kids

>>511384613
>Pepperoni jalapeno
My man!
Pair that with a 12 pack of beer and that is one massive burning shit in the morning

>>511384016 (OP)
So what the EU commission deems your mother a "single serving" and yet it took a group effort

>>511385136
probably not the same size
shrinkflation

>>511384550
Its Walmart. Yes it will be cheap but it will also be the lowest quality ingredients imaginable. 200% your daily intake of plastic.

>>511385374
its actually just lunch meat that expired that day, so they cant sell it alone but they can if they make it into a sub for a few more days
>>511385281
seems the same size as they always have been, i used to get them as a small snack and eat it as i shopped with a frap from starbucks

>>511384016 (OP)
Sorry a twink like you cant eat a real meal.

>>511385511
>pierced ear on a 1 year old
what the nigger

>>511384016 (OP)
Because it is, bug eater

>>511385676
Real meal != real gluttony.
A man has self control and temperance.

>>511385676
>Sorry a twink like you cant eat a real meal

>>511384016 (OP)
No chips?

>>511386141
Unless you work with your muscle, but then i suggest beef sandwich

>>511384016 (OP)
Irregardlessly isn't a word, fren.

>>511384016 (OP)
You've been posting this slide thread for years, what have you accomplished?

>>511386924
>You've been posting this slide thread for years, what have you accomplished?
I love them, you can see how many new users there are, since they react to the thread without knowing it is a pasta by now. Now we wait for the sandwich & icecream picture:

> behold “lunch” - many a burger Tot will be presented with a midday meal (picture relevant). Such is the American social and political and cultural pressure on the aforementioned that said tot must consume the meal in one sittings numerous times without complaint until enjoyment. - It is, as deemed, a “single serving.”

> the young burger Tot is served a “child’s portion” of “dessert”. - SUCH GLEE! - it is a “single serving” as per op.cit. both substantially and legally. - I am informed americans are instructed from a very young age to “save room” for dessert, and in the course of a normal day will eat to excess in order to stretch the stomachs and instestines as so to accommodate the extra sugar and fat at the end of meals and thus “make room”. - As evident their burger elders are much impressed!

>>511385589
Being obese is nothing to be proud of

>>511386924

BEHOLD DESSERT!

>>511387617
im just a little big boned

This exact thread has been made for over a decade

A young burger tot is presented with “dessert”.

SUCH GLEE!

I am informed burgers tots are instructed from a very young age to “save room” for dessert, and in the course of a normal day will eat to excess in order to stretch the stomachs and instestines as so to accommodate the extra sugar and fat at the end of meals and thus “make room”.

As such their burger elders are much impressed .

It is a “single serving” as per the USDA and American Health Authorities, op cit

>>511384016 (OP)
>Slender woman with nice rack holding that big thing
HOT

>>511387864
"behold lunch" is supposed to be posted before "the young burger Tot"

>>511384016 (OP)
Based. Eat big or die trying.

>>511384016 (OP)
>norwayfag still spamming this old ass thread
>still can't wrap mind around the concept of throwing meat nearing expire date into a sandwich at a discount, cutting it in halves, with the expectation it to be eaten that same day

>>511387663
The regurgitated gallbladder of a rotting spermwhale is more presentable than that abomination.

>>511384016 (OP)
>single serving

What in The fuck makes you think that’s a single serving.

what is the purpose of these specific threads? we are all aware they are posted several times a month, but might they be used to identify and share some kind of message or code or cipher or any kind of info in one of the non standard replies?

>>511384467
>this 10 year old b8

It’s like a blast from the past

>>511385136
I college I used to grab one of these and have it for lunch and dinner and then lunch again the next day

Cheap meals, tbf itd mostly bread that I’d thin out

>>511387864
me on the left.

Burger Tots be winnin’ frfr no cap

>>511384016 (OP)
It's either irregards or regardless, irregardless is stupid.

the people / bots who post this retarded shit month after month need to be put in a little cage and fed shit until they die

>>511389497
This is literally 10 year old b8 that’s been posted countless times and how sort it’s shocking years later somebody still does the same thing over and over

What do they get out of it ?

Op image has a url linuxhacker.ru. that page redirects to a /d/ forbidden

>>511384016 (OP)
I ate 2 of these during my lunch today

>>511384016 (OP)
Quit with the bullshit. That's not a single serving. It's meant to be cut up and served at a party. I don't doubt there are fatfucks who will eat something like that themselves. But that's not what that particular sandwich is meant for.

>>511387864
>burger elders

>>511384016 (OP)
Godsdamned foreigners just don't fucking get it! The more "servings" there are, the more these companies can load it with more chemical crap per serving! One serving is actually a good thing! No one can eat all that! Which is better? 10 ounces of salt for one serving, vs. 10 ounces of salt per 10 servings? Or 100 ounces per item! GROK?

>>511384016 (OP)
I miss those so much bros

>>511384016 (OP)
>$5.99
Where thr FUCK can I buy these? Thats a fucking damn good deal for what amounts to 10 meals.

>>511384016 (OP)
I wanna stick it up her pussy

>>511392158
go back to 2012

>>511384016 (OP)
I'm so hungry I would eat the whole thing plus a dozen glazed donuts. Fuck, I'm hungry.
Pre made sandwiches do not taste as good as fresh made sandwiches.

>>511384094
I hate this timeline. I also hate leftists and affirmative action subhumans.
Gone are the says of a 3 pound sandwich for very little. It really is over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLtXJzo3Ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe0FElVxBo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBh-m1yTZS0

>>511384305
ikr they just pour salt into everything and anything now.

>>511388479
>mostly bread
I don't get why people hate bread, it contains about half the amount of proteins in real meat, processed meat probably contains even less

>>511384016 (OP)
No wonder americans get so fucking fat.

>>511384016 (OP)
if regardless means without regard, what does irregardless mean?

>>511384016 (OP)

"irregardlessly" isn't a word, you clot.

>>511384183
hello oldfren
I noticed OP used a 10 year old pic too
I used to buy these sandwiches as a way to fill myself up because I thought I was poor back then
now I just eat plain rice with a boiled egg to fill up
wish we could go back but we are here forever (in hell)

>>511386194
if you have room in your tumtum for chips after a legendary single serving sandwich, you deserve an award for being the greatest American
I'd clap for that

>>511384284
for you

>>511384016 (OP)
>irregardlessly

>>511384016 (OP)
That's only half a serving

>>511384016 (OP)
This is the 459th time the bot has posted it. Just like the other times, morons uncritically accept it to be true. Reality is that it's 7.25 servings. By law, food servings are set by a joint USDA/FDA committee, which issues a guide book food producers must use. FOOD COMPANIES DO NOT DETERMINE FOR THEMSELVES WHAT IS A SERVING.
According the the guide book, that's 7.25 servings. This has been mentioned in hundreds of these posts but anons still continue to fall for it. Ask yourselves why you're so easily fooled, especially for something that's been posted here hundreds of times. When you jump on stupid things like this because it serves up dopamine to your brain instead of you actually using your brain for learning facts, you're no better than the up/down arrow monkeys at reddit.

>>511384284
Do you even know what mastication is?
Sub 80 iq gypsy cunt

>>511384016 (OP)
That looks delicious and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't! No need to eat at one sitting; can last for 2-3 days. Great as emergency rations to take on camping trip; just in case.

>>511384016 (OP)
It is, but only if you're a tall european man. The average american is a short mexican.

>>511389635
It's probably a bot that randomly selects from a database of hundreds of shit posts. Every other week or so, this one comes up. Part of the "make 4chan less interesting" plan to destroy what (((they))) can't harm through discourse.
What's really stupid is how many anons fall for it every time it's posted. Not an ounce of critical thinking skills in their brains. They're happening fags, willing the believe anything if it gives them a chance to feel a slight bit of excitement and unearned superiority. Anyone who looks at that and believes it is one serving deserves to be put on a labor farm where their limited intelligence won't be a negative.

>>511400695
behold “lunch”

many a burger Tot will be presented with a midday meal (picture relevant). Such is the American social and political and cultural pressure on the aforementioned that said tot must consume the meal in one sittings numerous times without complaint until enjoyment.

It is, as deemed, a “single serving.”

why is this thread so unoriginal and obvious?
>memeflag
oh good morning saar i didn't recognize you in that clever disguise