Burgers still irregardlessly defend it - /pol/ (#511384016) [Archived: 122 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: vy+aeewV
7/26/2025, 5:04:01 AM No.511384016
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The UDSA and American Health Officials deem it a “single serving.”
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Anonymous ID: +7o4aakwAustralia
7/26/2025, 5:05:08 AM No.511384094
>>511384016 (OP)
>only 6 dollars
what the fuck man
the past is a foreign country
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Anonymous ID: fIsRK0H1United States
7/26/2025, 5:06:24 AM No.511384183
that would be like $30 right now
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Anonymous ID: O6pwiQqvUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:07:31 AM No.511384262
>>511384016 (OP)
You sound jealous
Anonymous ID: WjjAkUUuRomania
7/26/2025, 5:07:48 AM No.511384284
>>511384016 (OP)
that's the size of her torso, no way she's eating that in one sitting.
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Anonymous ID: U3Kmw1TcUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:08:01 AM No.511384305
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>>511384016 (OP)
Ever since I started looking at labels in the US I'm absolutely shocked that so much is legal here. A lot of meals are 150+% of your daily sodium, etc. It's insane.
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Anonymous ID: nhF6sNZdUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:10:25 AM No.511384453
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>>511384094
The past is a different dimension entirely
Anonymous ID: vy+aeewV
7/26/2025, 5:10:38 AM No.511384467
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A typical American wife, inevitably and seemingly without free will, “orders in” for herself and partner, as is it is (as per US governmental and regulatory directives, op cit.) separate and “single servings” without any such logical end.
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Anonymous ID: GaKXDq8RUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:11:04 AM No.511384497
>>511384183
$5.63 at my local walmart, just checked
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Anonymous ID: +7o4aakwAustralia
7/26/2025, 5:11:58 AM No.511384550
>>511384497
post photo or fake and gay
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Anonymous ID: Q28OIj9vCanada
7/26/2025, 5:12:24 AM No.511384573
>>511384305
Yeah salt and sugar levels are absolutely cranked in premade food here too
Anonymous ID: o29Yisq9United States
7/26/2025, 5:12:44 AM No.511384588
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Im gonna kill you and rape your mother
Anonymous ID: vy+aeewV
7/26/2025, 5:13:24 AM No.511384613
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ALAS!

Our Burger Tot.

Served, consequentially, inevitably, and without prejudice: a “child’s portion.”
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Anonymous ID: U0nU1J0mUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:13:50 AM No.511384650
>>511384016 (OP)
>irregardlessly
our education system failed you kids
Anonymous ID: nhF6sNZdUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:14:35 AM No.511384703
>>511384613
>Pepperoni jalapeno
My man!
Pair that with a 12 pack of beer and that is one massive burning shit in the morning
Anonymous ID: P/sxnUUTAustria
7/26/2025, 5:15:07 AM No.511384730
>>511384016 (OP)
So what the EU commission deems your mother a "single serving" and yet it took a group effort
Anonymous ID: GaKXDq8RUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:21:08 AM No.511385136
Capture
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>>511384550
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Anonymous ID: +7o4aakwAustralia
7/26/2025, 5:23:37 AM No.511385281
>>511385136
probably not the same size
shrinkflation
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Anonymous ID: cc9JSE27United States
7/26/2025, 5:25:03 AM No.511385374
>>511384550
Its Walmart. Yes it will be cheap but it will also be the lowest quality ingredients imaginable. 200% your daily intake of plastic.
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Anonymous ID: ZVvVeFbaEstonia
7/26/2025, 5:27:20 AM No.511385511
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>food
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Anonymous ID: GaKXDq8RUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:28:26 AM No.511385589
>>511385374
its actually just lunch meat that expired that day, so they cant sell it alone but they can if they make it into a sub for a few more days
>>511385281
seems the same size as they always have been, i used to get them as a small snack and eat it as i shopped with a frap from starbucks
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Anonymous ID: RMXwiym2United States
7/26/2025, 5:29:50 AM No.511385676
>>511384016 (OP)
Sorry a twink like you cant eat a real meal.
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Anonymous ID: +Q/T7Bm1United States
7/26/2025, 5:31:25 AM No.511385764
>>511385511
>pierced ear on a 1 year old
what the nigger
Anonymous ID: OZmQpDnNCanada
7/26/2025, 5:36:38 AM No.511386058
>>511384016 (OP)
Because it is, bug eater
Anonymous ID: PnyiGN93Belgium
7/26/2025, 5:37:51 AM No.511386141
>>511385676
Real meal != real gluttony.
A man has self control and temperance.
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Anonymous ID: 5RY7nJmMGermany
7/26/2025, 5:38:40 AM No.511386182
atrocidad
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>>511385676
>Sorry a twink like you cant eat a real meal
Anonymous ID: ohSCDyTiUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:38:55 AM No.511386194
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>>511384016 (OP)
No chips?
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Anonymous ID: OZmQpDnNCanada
7/26/2025, 5:39:09 AM No.511386210
>>511386141
Unless you work with your muscle, but then i suggest beef sandwich
Anonymous ID: oUDAerA0United States
7/26/2025, 5:42:32 AM No.511386398
>>511384016 (OP)
Irregardlessly isn't a word, fren.
Anonymous ID: 0S9QX9rJUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:51:33 AM No.511386924
>>511384016 (OP)
You've been posting this slide thread for years, what have you accomplished?
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Anonymous ID: trYo4r56
7/26/2025, 5:57:48 AM No.511387293
>>511386924
>You've been posting this slide thread for years, what have you accomplished?
I love them, you can see how many new users there are, since they react to the thread without knowing it is a pasta by now. Now we wait for the sandwich & icecream picture:

> behold “lunch” - many a burger Tot will be presented with a midday meal (picture relevant). Such is the American social and political and cultural pressure on the aforementioned that said tot must consume the meal in one sittings numerous times without complaint until enjoyment. - It is, as deemed, a “single serving.”

> the young burger Tot is served a “child’s portion” of “dessert”. - SUCH GLEE! - it is a “single serving” as per op.cit. both substantially and legally. - I am informed americans are instructed from a very young age to “save room” for dessert, and in the course of a normal day will eat to excess in order to stretch the stomachs and instestines as so to accommodate the extra sugar and fat at the end of meals and thus “make room”. - As evident their burger elders are much impressed!
Anonymous ID: pKZidxuy
7/26/2025, 6:02:59 AM No.511387617
>>511385589
Being obese is nothing to be proud of
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Anonymous ID: JGpBtlTI
7/26/2025, 6:03:35 AM No.511387663
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>>511386924

BEHOLD DESSERT!
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Anonymous ID: GaKXDq8RUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:04:45 AM No.511387742
>>511387617
im just a little big boned
Anonymous ID: p03M6txQCanada
7/26/2025, 6:05:36 AM No.511387800
This exact thread has been made for over a decade
Anonymous ID: JGpBtlTI
7/26/2025, 6:06:45 AM No.511387864
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A young burger tot is presented with “dessert”.

SUCH GLEE!

I am informed burgers tots are instructed from a very young age to “save room” for dessert, and in the course of a normal day will eat to excess in order to stretch the stomachs and instestines as so to accommodate the extra sugar and fat at the end of meals and thus “make room”.

As such their burger elders are much impressed .

It is a “single serving” as per the USDA and American Health Authorities, op cit
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Anonymous ID: I4nzKI+7United States
7/26/2025, 6:08:18 AM No.511387941
>>511384016 (OP)
>Slender woman with nice rack holding that big thing
HOT
Anonymous ID: trYo4r56
7/26/2025, 6:10:02 AM No.511388038
>>511387864
"behold lunch" is supposed to be posted before "the young burger Tot"
Anonymous ID: ubW8+8fm
7/26/2025, 6:10:04 AM No.511388041
>>511384016 (OP)
Based. Eat big or die trying.
Anonymous ID: 9DHFwbqYUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:10:22 AM No.511388060
>>511384016 (OP)
>norwayfag still spamming this old ass thread
>still can't wrap mind around the concept of throwing meat nearing expire date into a sandwich at a discount, cutting it in halves, with the expectation it to be eaten that same day
Anonymous ID: ubW8+8fm
7/26/2025, 6:13:05 AM No.511388203
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Anonymous ID: uv+5kwXeSpain
7/26/2025, 6:14:10 AM No.511388266
>>511387663
The regurgitated gallbladder of a rotting spermwhale is more presentable than that abomination.
Anonymous ID: R+wTxiUmUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:14:34 AM No.511388293
>>511384016 (OP)
>single serving

What in The fuck makes you think that’s a single serving.
Anonymous ID: trYo4r56
7/26/2025, 6:14:41 AM No.511388302
what is the purpose of these specific threads? we are all aware they are posted several times a month, but might they be used to identify and share some kind of message or code or cipher or any kind of info in one of the non standard replies?
Anonymous ID: R+wTxiUmUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:15:35 AM No.511388360
>>511384467
>this 10 year old b8

It’s like a blast from the past
Anonymous ID: R+wTxiUmUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:17:42 AM No.511388479
>>511385136
I college I used to grab one of these and have it for lunch and dinner and then lunch again the next day

Cheap meals, tbf itd mostly bread that I’d thin out
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Anonymous ID: r5c/E629
7/26/2025, 6:18:38 AM No.511388525
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>>511387864
me on the left.

Burger Tots be winnin’ frfr no cap
Anonymous ID: oF+3u+VHUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:23:14 AM No.511388762
>>511384016 (OP)
It's either irregards or regardless, irregardless is stupid.
Anonymous ID: LmSrDlE8Netherlands
7/26/2025, 6:23:19 AM No.511388766
boss
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>>511384016 (OP)
Anonymous ID: +wcNiZDfUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:37:45 AM No.511389497
sandwich spam
sandwich spam
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the people / bots who post this retarded shit month after month need to be put in a little cage and fed shit until they die
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Anonymous ID: R+wTxiUmUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:40:09 AM No.511389635
>>511389497
This is literally 10 year old b8 that’s been posted countless times and how sort it’s shocking years later somebody still does the same thing over and over

What do they get out of it ?
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Anonymous ID: trYo4r56
7/26/2025, 6:56:46 AM No.511390468
Op image has a url linuxhacker.ru. that page redirects to a /d/ forbidden
Anonymous ID: FmGqcpvnUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:58:06 AM No.511390530
>>511384016 (OP)
I ate 2 of these during my lunch today
Anonymous ID: LrwBagu4Canada
7/26/2025, 7:10:08 AM No.511391131
>>511384016 (OP)
Quit with the bullshit. That's not a single serving. It's meant to be cut up and served at a party. I don't doubt there are fatfucks who will eat something like that themselves. But that's not what that particular sandwich is meant for.
Anonymous ID: 6knEPoAzNetherlands
7/26/2025, 7:29:30 AM No.511392089
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>>511387864
>burger elders
Anonymous ID: 4e6m3QpKUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:29:58 AM No.511392110
>>511384016 (OP)
Godsdamned foreigners just don't fucking get it! The more "servings" there are, the more these companies can load it with more chemical crap per serving! One serving is actually a good thing! No one can eat all that! Which is better? 10 ounces of salt for one serving, vs. 10 ounces of salt per 10 servings? Or 100 ounces per item! GROK?
Anonymous ID: oXwbFaNKUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:30:10 AM No.511392121
>>511384016 (OP)
I miss those so much bros
Anonymous ID: Hs31H9zeUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:30:54 AM No.511392158
>>511384016 (OP)
>$5.99
Where thr FUCK can I buy these? Thats a fucking damn good deal for what amounts to 10 meals.
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Anonymous ID: 76xAZL5LUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:32:29 AM No.511392251
>>511384016 (OP)
I wanna stick it up her pussy
Anonymous ID: oXwbFaNKUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:44:13 AM No.511392851
>>511392158
go back to 2012
Anonymous ID: oXwbFaNKUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:46:23 AM No.511392957
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Anonymous ID: Lh0Cwhl8United States
7/26/2025, 7:47:03 AM No.511392991
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>>511384016 (OP)
I'm so hungry I would eat the whole thing plus a dozen glazed donuts. Fuck, I'm hungry.
Pre made sandwiches do not taste as good as fresh made sandwiches.
Anonymous ID: Lh0Cwhl8United States
7/26/2025, 7:54:10 AM No.511393325
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>>511384094
I hate this timeline. I also hate leftists and affirmative action subhumans.
Gone are the says of a 3 pound sandwich for very little. It really is over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLtXJzo3Ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe0FElVxBo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBh-m1yTZS0
Anonymous ID: JUQ3IxpvUnited States
7/26/2025, 8:26:16 AM No.511394966
>>511384305
ikr they just pour salt into everything and anything now.
Anonymous ID: UaT7d4w0
7/26/2025, 9:02:26 AM No.511396802
>>511388479
>mostly bread
I don't get why people hate bread, it contains about half the amount of proteins in real meat, processed meat probably contains even less
Anonymous ID: ljGXNmiMDenmark
7/26/2025, 9:18:15 AM No.511397625
>>511384016 (OP)
No wonder americans get so fucking fat.
Anonymous ID: uIG02RHeSouth Africa
7/26/2025, 9:49:02 AM No.511399181
>>511384016 (OP)
if regardless means without regard, what does irregardless mean?
Anonymous ID: hzU4A89OAustralia
7/26/2025, 9:55:07 AM No.511399480
>>511384016 (OP)

"irregardlessly" isn't a word, you clot.
Anonymous ID: P3R4XkplUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:07:42 AM No.511400069
>>511384183
hello oldfren
I noticed OP used a 10 year old pic too
I used to buy these sandwiches as a way to fill myself up because I thought I was poor back then
now I just eat plain rice with a boiled egg to fill up
wish we could go back but we are here forever (in hell)
Anonymous ID: MuPm4WdKUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:10:55 AM No.511400236
>>511386194
if you have room in your tumtum for chips after a legendary single serving sandwich, you deserve an award for being the greatest American
I'd clap for that
Anonymous ID: EQh1m8fmUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:12:18 AM No.511400303
>>511384284
for you
Anonymous ID: aGLHVGywUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:12:45 AM No.511400319
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>>511384016 (OP)
>irregardlessly
Anonymous ID: +xxoaxC/United States
7/26/2025, 10:13:39 AM No.511400363
>>511384016 (OP)
That's only half a serving
Anonymous ID: EgMWnKBlUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:15:51 AM No.511400457
>>511384016 (OP)
This is the 459th time the bot has posted it. Just like the other times, morons uncritically accept it to be true. Reality is that it's 7.25 servings. By law, food servings are set by a joint USDA/FDA committee, which issues a guide book food producers must use. FOOD COMPANIES DO NOT DETERMINE FOR THEMSELVES WHAT IS A SERVING.
According the the guide book, that's 7.25 servings. This has been mentioned in hundreds of these posts but anons still continue to fall for it. Ask yourselves why you're so easily fooled, especially for something that's been posted here hundreds of times. When you jump on stupid things like this because it serves up dopamine to your brain instead of you actually using your brain for learning facts, you're no better than the up/down arrow monkeys at reddit.
Anonymous ID: DcfPwE7VAustralia
7/26/2025, 10:18:51 AM No.511400583
>>511384284
Do you even know what mastication is?
Sub 80 iq gypsy cunt
Anonymous ID: 1ZYc4fKjUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:19:18 AM No.511400607
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>>511384016 (OP)
That looks delicious and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't! No need to eat at one sitting; can last for 2-3 days. Great as emergency rations to take on camping trip; just in case.
Anonymous ID: e7NlGI2OLatvia
7/26/2025, 10:19:47 AM No.511400627
>>511384016 (OP)
It is, but only if you're a tall european man. The average american is a short mexican.
Anonymous ID: EgMWnKBlUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:21:12 AM No.511400695
>>511389635
It's probably a bot that randomly selects from a database of hundreds of shit posts. Every other week or so, this one comes up. Part of the "make 4chan less interesting" plan to destroy what (((they))) can't harm through discourse.
What's really stupid is how many anons fall for it every time it's posted. Not an ounce of critical thinking skills in their brains. They're happening fags, willing the believe anything if it gives them a chance to feel a slight bit of excitement and unearned superiority. Anyone who looks at that and believes it is one serving deserves to be put on a labor farm where their limited intelligence won't be a negative.
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Anonymous ID: 1aHMNFLn
7/26/2025, 10:35:24 AM No.511401394
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>>511400695
behold “lunch”

many a burger Tot will be presented with a midday meal (picture relevant). Such is the American social and political and cultural pressure on the aforementioned that said tot must consume the meal in one sittings numerous times without complaint until enjoyment.

It is, as deemed, a “single serving.”
Anonymous ID: oLaV66xtUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:10:37 AM No.511403104
one such tactic
one such tactic
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why is this thread so unoriginal and obvious?
>memeflag
oh good morning saar i didn't recognize you in that clever disguise