Thread 511400354

OK /pol/bros, you've convinced me. I'm going to stop being a nigger and start being White.

Any tips on how to get started as a White man?

>>511400354 (OP)
find a nearest synagoge and get your dick bitten off
Then go die in Cuckraine its your highest purpose in life

>>511400354 (OP)
Your highest aim in life is now to own land and become a farmer. You should start watching homesteading videos on youtube. I recommend looking up chicken tractors.

>>511400354 (OP)
Reincarnation
It’s a tricky process, you either end up as a newly minted white man or in dead nigger storage
Keep me posted
Unless you come back as a nigger

>>511400354 (OP)
Always glad to have more people join the team. A good start would be getting a job and buying some clothes that actually fit.

>>511400354 (OP)
The deniggatizer

>>511400659
He should be growing cotton. I don't know why.

>>511400354 (OP)
>Race isn‘t just skindee-ACK ACK

>>511400863
That's a laser tattoo remover. It works by using wavelengths absorbed by artificial pigments which gets evaporated.
It doesn't work on melanin though and vidrel is just a demonstration using paint.

>>511400567
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Lmao, poor orthodoxes, why are you guys like this?

>>511400567
>tranime poster
>most retarded opinion ITT
pure coincidence

>>511401543
No toilets to unclog for a decent price I guess , land of unreasonable plumbing solutions at Swiss prices

>>511400567
>sopa de macacao... uma delicia

>>511400354 (OP)
Welcome aboard,

You'll have to get a job and start paying taxes instead of trying to grift everyone all the time.

You'll have to drop your shitty ghetto vernacular and learn to enunciate properly instead of axing questionz.
This is a true secret of whites, they do it too as they grow out of being southern hick retards and no one talks about it, you can even practice it in the mirror or with your sail foam.

If you have a child you have to raise that child instead of permanently vanishing to go buy cigs.

>>511400354 (OP)
Ask your dad for guidance

>>511400567
>>511400730
>can't visualize
>niggers

>>511400354 (OP)
how you gonna do the BBC and nuts

might hurt

>>511400354 (OP)
You can't polish a turd

>>511400354 (OP)
>Any tips on how to get started as a White man?
here's the White man starter pack:
>visit /pol/ regularly
>don't get vaxxed; if already vaxxed, deny getting vaxxed
>eternal nofap as of now
>cut all irl friendships and only chat with glowfrens on 4chan, steam & discord
>women are whores, except for your mom
>get a cat
>install catpuccin theme on all your devices and programs
>apply for licence to bear arms
>in the meantime get a crossbow
that should be fine for the first two weeks. the. start prepping and learn how to fight. eventually go on pathfinder tour with other white bros (don't forget to douche your ass at home first)

>Be nigger
>Big dick
>Get light skinn-ed
>Get good paying job
>Don't get beat up by cops
>Dating white lady
>Have a black baby
>You say its not yours
>Run from responsibilities as a parent

>REPEAT

>>511400354 (OP)
Based transracialist. We really need a flag for that movement

>>511401429
Pretty sure that's hair

>>511400659
farming is a low-productivity job that requires 16 hours of work just to feed yourself

>>511403822
False. Farmers are multimillionaires.
If you can't make bank as a land owner, you're literally retarded and doing it wrong.

>>511404505
the only millionaire farmers are those who rent out their land to oil companies

>>511404714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCDhgXWI0JU
Look at this typical average BMI American. In the video they talk about only being able to afford one used combine in the 80s and 40 years later they have a multimillion dollar fleet of combines.

>>511405135
if it were that easy, every grandmother in my country would be a millionaire, but no, they sell their berries and make $100 a month. There are more productive activities that don't require 16 hours of work.

>>511400354 (OP)
Start befriending jewish people and become their slave

>>511405746
Farming does not take 16 hours of work lol
I move my chickens twice a day, it takes 30 minutes to do that and milk my animals and rotate them to a new paddock, twice a day. Some extra labor hours go into dispatching, butchering, and so on. My obligate labor hours per week are on the order of 15, and I put more hours into building. Some people work construction part time.
Plants grow on their own. Animals can look after themselves. If you're killing yourself with work managing your land you are doing it wrong.

>>511405746
We’re talking about in America.

>>511400354 (OP)
You can't. Even if you get your skin whitened you'll still look like a chimp in the face. Those are the facts.

>>511403235
>Be nigger
>Big dick
subhuman bros... we have NOTHING left

>>511400354 (OP)
you white racist scum! check your privilige!
also pay reparations now!

Stop oppressing us on this stolen land! you need to learn to be more tolerant!

>>511400354 (OP)
This is hilarious to me because of what albino niggers look like.
Remove the shit-colour and they are even more horrific due to uncanney valley effect.

>>511406462
They have the jewish propaganda behind them.

Imagine being a brainwashed women taking a nigger into your bed just to find he has a average or a below average dick

>>511406680
>Hey guys I'm white now oooga booga gibs me free stuff

>>511406687
women don't care about penis size. it's a male fetish. the actual problem is normalization of miscegenation in the media

>>511406852
If women didn't care about penis size then human males wouldn't have dicks as big as we do.
Try and into science, jeet.

>>511400567
Careful little girl don't oversauce your hamburger

>>511406985
>indians are anti-racemixing now

>>511407207
Drop the meme flag, faggot, or be forever recognised as a filthy shit-eating paki. You're either a jeet or a kike, and since jeets worship kikes and kikes detest jeets (and jeets other jeets) I'm going to assume you are jeet until you grow a pair and own up to whichever breed of parasite you are.

>>511406985
Not how it work.
It's because women are cheating whores in most populace, that our specific shape evolved.

>>511407324
Yes how it work.
We were discussing size, not shape. These are not the same thing.

>>511406015
What state are you from and what’s your income from farm business?

>>511406041
Plants grow everywhere

>>511407367
Absolutely the same.
Length is part of the shape, pedant retard.
The two country with the worst whores, france and hungary also have the longest [measured] natives penis.

>>511407312
aight chill

>>511407367
how would women know which nigga has a big dick 100+ years ago, retard

>>511407544
>Evolutuon happened in hundreds of years.
Also lol, a pollack. the white niggers of europe.

>>511407498
Length is part of the shape as a statement indicates that length and shape are not the same thing. Otherwise you wouldn't have to point out that one is part of the other.
Your last sentence agrees with my premise (and the science). Namely that the reason humans have such massively disproportional dicks compared to the vast majority of other animals is female preference.

>>511407312
The fuck are you doing here faggot? Go out there and fight your the UK! Isn't it overrun with migrants?

>>511407736
What the fuck are you doing here faggot? Speaking English, on the internet, using electricity?

>>511407867
Imagine being this much of a pussy not doing shit to get rid of the niggers and pakis in your country.

No wonder it got that bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflTGwu-OHA

>>511400354 (OP)
now you can start to develop jungle fever and finally start fucking black women

>>511408028
Imagine being a buggararian and talking shit to actual humans.

Do you have any vidoes of buggeraria? Or do you not have access to cameras?

>>511400567
First post worst post. Go back to serbia nigger.

>>511408028
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>511408119
Why are you getting so worked up kek. I'm being 100% serious about you doing something for your country. I visited the UK is 2012 and it was a nice place looking at the videos now it's a shit hole.

>>511408269
>>511408246
What the fuck are you people breeding with to make such a creature?

>>511408269
anon, he IS the immigrants

>>511408318
:P

>>511400354 (OP)
what do they with the stolen melanin ?
do they sell it ? can i buy some to burn it as offering to Great Yakub ?

>>511407391
I'm sorry Vodkabro, my inner nigger came out and I lied to you. It is against my religious beliefs to go on the internet and tell lies, so I will come clean about it. I don't have a farm. It is easy to come up with numbers for this kind of thing, but I won't do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1M8M2eWzio

>>511400354 (OP)
Im guessing this is a white person with some makeup on their hand and the laser is blasting that off. False advertisement.l to trick poor brown people.

>>511400354 (OP)
fuck me AI has finally made me laugh

>>511408370
2030

>>511408535
I don't think it's AI they're doing dechimpification

>>511408685
KEK

>>511400659
>become a farmer
Now that you are white, you can join the "Return to the Land" community in Arkansas. There you can study the history and culture of the white race, starting with classical Greece and Rome, the rise of European civilization, through to the great explorers, empires and colonization of the new world.

>>511408694
yes but it doesn't work like the video, you dont just erase skin color like that, the laser would break down the melanin and the body absorbs it. its gradual.

>>511400354 (OP)
If you pay the video in reverse, you're applying welfare.
No, not applying FOR welfare. Applying welfare

>>511400354 (OP)
go back to africa

>>511400354 (OP)
Reach out to picrel, ask for advice, start a support group.

>>511407698
>is female preference.
Females had no sexual say until the post ww2 judeocracy.
You're delulu and a bad faith actor.