What the FUCK did you all do?! British media is reporting that 4chan trolls are going to try and take down Ofcom of the British government.

>>511404839 (OP)
What is offcum?

>>511404865
when you pull out too late

>>511404839 (OP)
Fake news to get us banned from 4chan and ultimately all sites that aren't globohomo approved.

>>511404839 (OP)
Ofcom can get fucked

>>511404839 (OP)
Ofcum is fucked

>>511404839 (OP)
never even heard of it, is it another kike censor that helped silience right wing voices since 2010?

>>511404865
Wiping offcum from your mums face.

>>511405143
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgqwlvq180o

>>511404839 (OP)
4chan is chartered by The Queen herself. Restricting the usage of /pol/ is treason against her living memory.

>>511404839 (OP)
some leftoid corp leaked the data of brit loicense enjoyers
"we" don't have to do anything. we simply win, because our enemies are losers

>>511405367
false

>>511404839 (OP)
you can all bluster and stumble to come up with some reason showing porn to kids is ok or even that adults need it but I think we all know which society will become stronger, calmer, greater and more powerful

>>511405885
the one that ends feminism and allows for freedom of speech

>>511405307
>4chan has been contacted for comment.
Any anons want to write the official response?

>>511406008
skibidi brrr goo goo gaa gaa

>>511405885
>implying that's what these new laws are really for and they aren't a stepping stone to more censorship of things the government doesnt like

>>511405575
>firebasestorage
They unironically just uploaded their sensitive company data on a google cloud?

>>511406658
You'd be surprised what you can find in public AWS buckets

>>511406008
Hi bbc you guys are faggot nigger lovers may death find you quickly and take you slowly

>>511405885
It's not that we want kids to see porn.
It's that kids seeing porn is such a non-issue compared to losing personal privacy.

>>511406008
Nigger

Best retards - Anon

>>511406008
oi ofcom
its in your interest to keep this place open as a containment
means us idiots stay boring and unproductive and in your eyesight
so just leave it yeah? cheers

>>511405307
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgqwlvq180o

Full article.

>>511407110
>Don’t mess sunshine, or I’ll kick yer bloody head in. Understood, ponce?

>>511404839 (OP)
Do it faggot

Regular reminder that Spiked used to be the official news site of the Radical Communist Party of Great Britain.

>>511405881
Woah really?

>>511404839 (OP)
What's ofcum? A new kind of tikum olum?
>Spiked magazine
Kek lmao, no refunds.

>>511404839 (OP)
buy an ad ofcom dev.
you know what, WE should sue YOU for using our goodname to promoto your fake website

>>511406008
listen here buddy (ofcum), whatever wont happen to you, you deserved it.

>>511406008
niggers tongue my anus

>>511406008
Hello, BBC. It is I, Mr.4chan. I have an important statement to make:
Kill Niggers.
That is all.

>"Ofcom has the power to fine companies up to 10% of their global revenues,"
And what if a company that doesn't operate in the UK simply refuses to pay? What are they going to do? Kidnap the CEOs?

>>511405143
Made by tony blair to censor and propagandise the masses.

>Ofcom has the power to fine companies up to 10% of their global revenues, or £18m - whichever is the greater number.

By whos authority?

>>511405885
>there are people who believe this
If parents wont raise their kids, its nobody else’s problem.

>>511408252
the UK governments

>>511408252
the kings

>>511404865
top kek

>>511406008
Thanks for all the excellent shows. Keep up the good work.
Sorry if 4chan is offensive, incels are just unable to face the fact that the world has changed and that women, faggots, kikes, niggers, and pakis are actually more important than white men. Even though they haven't actually contributed ANYTHING the world and can only take, we should put them at the helm of society.
You brainded cunts need to be strung up to the nearest lamppost, and beaten to death. We're coming for you faggots soon.

Get fucked,

Ya bois frum 4chan

>>511404839 (OP)
dindu nuffin

>>511405307
> 4chan has been contacted for comment.
Anyone have any comments for bbc?

>>511405885
>some reason showing porn to kids is ok or even that adults need it but I think we all know which society will become stronger, calmer, greater and more powerful
You're not wrong, but the reason for this is to ease everyone into the idea of universal ID's for internet access and tracking.

>>511408300
>>511408351
So the UK government is basically telling the rest of the world it will fine a website that probably isn't even located in the UK upto 18million for naughty pics?

>>511406548
>>implying that's what these new laws are really for and they aren't a stepping stone to more censorship of things the government doesnt like
Correct.

>Much of what they post is also illegal under UK law. But there’s one difficulty for Ofcom here: the site is American, with its servers in California.

>This means that most of the vile things posted on 4chan are protected by the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of speech.

>>511404948
thats the first thing i assumed. they're still trying to convince people that 4chan is this hub for hackers and turbo nerds. im sure theres a few here, but as though the "expect us" shit was ever real in the first place. that shit was forced and gay. masons and glowies were behind that whole movement.

id first bet that they are using this narrative to justify clamping down on censorship. a little flase flag.

>>511404839 (OP)
Ofcom can only do shit if the site complies. All the libshit tyrant wannabes are like this: they cant handle resistance and their power is a mirage.

>>511408087
dang it you beat me to it.

>>511408252
>By whos authority?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

>>511408087
This.

>We're going to have to fine you Mr.. Hiroshimoot?
>what? no pay. fakku offu
>I'm afraid we have the legal power to fi-
>kirr yourselfu
*click*

>>511405885
when facial/voice recognition becomes a universal requirement to browse the internet, and your government can keep a list of the socially unacceptable pages you visit to expedite your trial whenever you make a mean comment, you can at least be thankful that young boys have to jump through some extra hoops to watch porn.

>>511404865
Bongland ministry of censorship

>>511405885
The "kids"are the lie pretext that they used to take more of your rights away THEY'RE EVIL

>>511407234
>Imran Rahman-Jones
We're reaching clown levels previously thought impossible

>Step 1. Apply for a Ofcom job
>Step 2. Get hired by them
>Step 3. Begin reconnaissance into their facilities
>Step 4. Excute "The Biscuit Dunk"
>Step 5. Flee the country.

>>511406008

>>511408175
>>511408252
Extradition.

>>511404839 (OP)
4chan would bring down the goverment

>>511406008
Hitler was right, the holocaust never happened, jews are satanic pedophiles who control the world.

>>511409838
Lucky france and America doesn't extradite it's citizens.

>>511409488
He's also incredibly s o y looking.

>>511406008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp1jUhYKJ2U

>>511405885
Don't worry Jeremy, they'll introduce shariah law in the UK within 10-15 years, the kids will be safe.
Allah save the Caliph.

https://youtu.be/5VhGO7q4LGo?list=RD5VhGO7q4LGo&t=32

>>511404865
>offcum
>bbc
what is with the British and abysmal naming?

>>511404839 (OP)
The UK government should force Bongs to have physical trackers on EVERY SINGLE device they own, so they can control them from the source.

holy shit, this place has being dead forever, why is things almost happening now despite they actually never happening.
digits and atlas slam dunk india.

>>511405885
If that were it, but it's already being used to silence dissent and censor protests. They censored the Leeds Migrant hotel protest from last night.
So you can bluster and stumble to come up with some reason to censor freedom of expression, of assembly, of protest but we all know a society who has descended to censored peaceful protests is a tyrannical society.
You're either a Brownoid or a 77th brigade unit member, whatever you are you're a useful idiot to your own demise.

>>511409006
yep
It's why they are being counter-sued in the US by some of these websites and Wikipedia is threatening to do it aso

>>511406008
Kanker.

>>511404839 (OP)
>Much of what they post is also illegal under UK law.
That's not hard. I dislike brown people. Pretty sure it's illegal to say that at this point.

>>511405307
>Imran Rahman-Jones
Absolutely bri'ish

>>511408920
Off with the King's head!

>>511406008
trump rapes kids

>>511406879
>>511405885
Parents need to stop giving their children unfettered Internet access.
They're lazy and it's past time to call them out on it. They do it so their child won't bother them and it's inexcusable, same as those who can't be bothered fixing breakfast for them.

>>511404839 (OP)
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/enforcing-the-online-safety-act-ofcom-opens-9-new-investigations
> We have today opened formal investigations into online discussion board 4chan and seven file-sharing services – Im.ge, Krakenfiles, Nippybox, Nippydrive, Nippyshare, Nippyspace and Yolobit – having not received responses to our statutory information requests, to which services are legally required to respond.

> We have received complaints about the potential for illegal content and activity on 4chan, and possible sharing of child sexual abuse material on the file-sharing services.


You guys are so cooked!

>>511411708
>legally required to respond
Lol or else what.

>>511411708
>>511404839 (OP)
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/enforcing-the-online-safety-act-ofcom-opens-9-new-investigations
> We can also impose fines of up to £18m or 10% of qualifying worldwide revenue, whichever is greater.

Holy hell lads! Theyre gonna sue for 10% of Jannies salaries!!!

>>511411799
See here>>511411876

>>511404839 (OP)
I guess all the retards don't remember 4chan being gone for weeks recently.
Expect us

>>511411876
Sounds like literal mr. Hilter.

>>511411918
>fines

>>511404839 (OP)
UK is a shithole anyway and nothing can save it.

>>511406008
4chan to the British King!
O king, British devil and damned devil’s kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig’s snout, mare’s arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So 4chan declares, you lowlife. You won’t even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

>>511406008
Niggers tongue my anus

>>511410672
but think of all those poor underage refugees probably in their thirties

>>511406008
poo poo pee pee

>>511406008
Gott strafe England!

>>511406008
N

>>511405885
>we just need to ban the right things and our society will magically become better!

>>511404839 (OP)
Hiromoot should start selling loicense for bongs to post here

>>511404865
>>511404839 (OP)
>Foreign government makes demands to an American company
>American company doesn't have to do shit
>American company literally does nothing
>Foreign country launches "investigation over American company not doing """it's obligations""" to follow foreign orders"
>Foreign country starts crying that it's "under attack by trolls"

How long until they realize they have the same authority as Uganda or North Korea?

>>511405885
Real id for porn is just the first phase of removing all anonymity from the internet. It has absolutely nothing to do with protecting children. Government officials rape children regularly, they don't care about protecting them.

>>511404927
Oh My God
NEVER pull out At All.

>>511408175
4chan accepts payments for the 4chan pass from UK users. It operates financially in the UK.

>>511404839 (OP)
OfCom is just the British version of the FCC.
It's not something you can take down because it exists on government funding.
This is just propaganda to push the UK government censorship plans on a retarded niggercattle public

>>511413802
On pounds dollars or crypto?

>>511404839 (OP)
hey that's not a bad idea, how hard could it possibly be? we've done far more difficult things in far less time

>>511406008
niggers tongue my anus, and you can quote me on that

>>511406008
Regulate online microtransactions

>>511406008
HEY OFFCOM YOU CAN GO AND FUCK YOURSELF MATEY AND BY THE WAY HERE IS A GREEN FROG. STICK IT UP YOUR HOLE, FAGGOTS

>>511406008
Anon Ymous
Poster
tida@4chan.org
(267) 608-1710
July 26, 2025

To:
Imran Rahman-Jones
Technology Reporter
BBC

⸻

Subject: Official Comment in Response to 10 June 2025 Online Inquiry – Ofcom Investigation over Online Safety (4chan)

Dear Mr. Rahman-Jones,

Thank you for your message dated 10 June 2025 requesting an official comment regarding the ongoing Ofcom investigation into online safety concerns involving 4chan.

We acknowledge the inquiry and understand the public interest surrounding this matter. At this time, we are reviewing the developments related to the investigation and are assessing any potential implications in collaboration with relevant stakeholders.

We take user privacy and platform integrity seriously, (kek!) and we remain committed to upholding the principles of free expression while complying with applicable regulations. We will continue to monitor the situation and cooperate with authorities where appropriate.

Should you require any additional clarification or future updates, please don’t hesitate to contact me directly.

Kind regards,
Anon Ymous
Poster

>>511413461
>having to ask for permission to use cookies
>protect personal data by ie. google not being able to combine collected data from various services for profiling without permission from the user (for eu countries)
>bans and limitations on some other profiling and ad targetting for underage audiences social media has to follow
>forced to make phone batteries easily changeable by 2027
>usb c
>steam refunds (no, aussies didn't do that. their lawsuit ended a year after steam started offering refunds and just led to a tiny fine)
>must have an easy option to choose between different browsers and search engines instead of just the one the manufacturer wants you to use
the list goes on

>>511411708
>to which services are legally required to respond.
p-pls respond

>>511408991
This guys needs to meet a Luigi.

>>511413461
Ofcom have mentioned that they have the power to send out court orders to other jurisdictions about website content to try and get them to shut the sites down within their boundaries. Naturally, the United States will tell Ofcom to fuck off, but this is a process to control the internet in the Anglosphere. Australia is introducing photo ID verification to use search engines (apparently). The institutions don't want to lose control over narratives and are pulling these moves because they're desperate.

>>511407234
uh huh

>>511412104
anon... before the invasion you were comparable in metrics and standards of life to Nigeria and so on, now you're far worse than before bordering hyperinflation and exasperation, UK is like an utopia compared to you

>>511410739
Didn't wikipedia threaten to geoblock UK ips?

>>511414686
>Didn't wikipedia threaten to geoblock UK ips?
Yes, but we've yet to see any action as of now.

>>511409225
Its toxic feminine soft power indeed

>>511413047
Yes now that they can't goon, they will turn into violent rapists. This isn't even a meme, it's been documented that countries that legalize porn have seen drastic reduction in rape and murder.

>>511407234
>First Warwick Davis
>Now Ofcom
I'd love to see the 4chan inbox

>>511407234
>>511414398

>>511415557
now if only they would use AI judges.

>>511404839 (OP)
I’m only here for the gore.
Whatever you other niggers are doing is your business.

>>511414377
>are pulling these moves because they're desperate.
I really hope that is the case, this seems more like a consolidation of power to me.

>>511404839 (OP)
Never heard of it.

I assume the elites want the narrative
>4chan shits on the government

For what purpose I don't know, but I say leave the bongs to their sad fate.

>>511409549
You can't be a white male to accomplish this mission. Unless...

>>511404865
British department of state censorship

The "Office for communications" or some shit

>>511415912
"Minitrue"

>>511404865
the Stasi HQ of England

>>511415912
>>511416339
>>511404865

>>511408991
wow, he should have no trouble putting an end to global terrorism then

>>511416931
Anon dissenting opinions are the greatest act of terrorism to these "people"

>>511411105
This is exactly what I thought.

>>511404865
when watching BBC makes you cum I guess

>>511406008
I am the 1337 H4X0R known as 4Chan and all your base are belong to us.

>>511406008
All your base are belong to us.

>>511417551
Kek
Fellow oldfag

>>511406008
Dear Ofcom, welcome to 4chins.
It is our custom to greet newfa- newcomers with the tradition of putting a shoe on your head.
I see that Ofcom has failed to reciprocate this tradition.
4chanz interprets this as a declaration of race war.
If you wish to establish peaceful relation, pls donate your cheezburgerz at the local cat sanctuary and sieg heil to Ceiling Cat the Wise, so he may bless you with noms and happi.

Welcome to all Ofcom Karens ! Be on your best behaviour lads we have company, just act natural and try not to move when they crawl over your face.

>>511406008
Here you go, fuck you and your censorship. Go suck some more kike dick and tkd death soon. Also free Palestine

>>511418304
Anon knows shut it down

>>511407234
>illegal content
>the holohoax never happened
This will surely protect the citizenry.

>>511417326

Ofcom have been known to be utterly incompetent and biased cunts for a while. I am VERY glad to see them get exposed and embarrassed on the world stage. FUCK them.

>>511417451
>>511417551
>>511417718
Weird

>>511418304
fuck censorship and death to all shirskins.

including your pathetic little shittystine.
may they all die horribly in 4k videos.

>>511404865
>>511409378
Ministry of Silly Cooms. Well. You can always fap to Benny Hill anonymously LMAO

>>511404865
Offcum is when it has been quite awhile since your last nut and when you finally bust it is is an oversized but yellowish colour. The texture is apparently pretty gelatinous as well. 2/10 would not recommend.

>>511419150
Not really, we both been around long enough that our minds settled on the same meme for given input.
Most human interaction is NPC response to an input.
In this instance input.
>Asking 4 chan for comment on having all their shit from hacking.
Response: meme
>all your base belong to us.

Guy on left: Peter Kyle head of UK tech policy

Guy on right: Jewish paedo politician Ivor Caplin caughtvbe predator catchers trying to meet a 15 year old boy

THEY ARE ALL FUCKING NONCES

>>511406008
only the white hat hacker known as "Heaven" can stop the 4chan trolls.

>>511419624
The timing is just so perfect, though, especially since the three of us are probably the only real people on this board who are old enough to even remember.

>>511406008
Deez nuts

>>511407234
i dont get it. Why should my website comply with uk rules and make statements to them?

>>511407234
lmao. when are brits going to just kill everyone in their government who's enacting this nanny tyranny bullshit.

>>511407234
>4chan being investigated
>UK bureaucrats vs US glowniggers and mossad
If any of you Ofcom fags are lurking here you should probably figure out who actually runs this shithole.

>>511407234
>illegal content
More like illegal opinions. Fucking thought police

>>511417326
>one might even say that offcum is
>*puts on sunglasses*
>built for bbc

I'm all for Bongland censorship actually, I want to see how much can they enforce the longhouse nanny state, just curious.

>>511409006
businesses that trade on a international level are responsible for complying with the national laws of countries they trade with.
it's why you need a vpn to access many japanese websites, because there is content that would violate local law and the japanese businesses do not want to deal with that.

>>511407234
Oh no, they will take all of hiroshimas pounds.

>>511404927
kek

>>511406935
wtf don't copy my official statement!

>>511404948
This
First time hearing of this TEA shit

reminder this is all happening after mordant flaunted her baps at the coronation and people made deepfakes of her

>>511404839 (OP)
Challenge accepted. We did it in 1776 and we'll fuckin do it again.

this image will be illegal to post soon

>>511406008
No comment but id appreciate if they could attach this picture of a Digimon if they ever make an article, i think it looks cool.

>>511404839 (OP)
These are just clickbait journalists. At the end of the day absolutely NO ONE is going to take down 4chan, its owned by GoodSmile with funding from the Japanese government and US DoD.
They make a list of everyone that types nigger on here and most of us are too autistic to stop, I know I can't. Fucking nigger.

>>511404839 (OP)
>OFCom
OnlyFans Command?

>>511420364
This was excellent, but almost too good. Please, go touch grass and leave some one liners for the rest of us

>>511421111
This is probably super banned then. It's gonna take all the lesbian nanas they got to bring me down.

Who isn't his ofcom and do they have the power were to take this site down? Who do I need to beat up

>>511408920

>>511404839 (OP)
That's right.
We're going to crash Ofcom (with no survivors), for being a bunch of wankers.

>>511421198
Who could resist...


Nigger

>>511414779
So bongs aren't banned from here then?
Make /pol great again bongs.

The biggest threat to Freedom is a politicians promise of safety.

>>511420364
Nice

>>511404865
In the bottom of my sock drawer

>>511404865
This

>>511406008
>Any anons want to write the official response?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCa1hZ7s-8g

>>511404865
>>511404927
Kek

david lammy is not english

>>511421542
They're too late banning this place anyway, the posting here has calmed down from its previous frenetic and edgy pace and most days it's very civilised and intellectual. To a large degree, we have already won, whatever it was we accidentally set out to achieve here, went pretty damn well and this banning attempt simply another symptom of the government being ten years and a forced march behind every move we made.
It's nice they bring us this last little bit of notoriety, our legacy will truly be memorable.

>>511404839 (OP)
Abolish ofcom and defund the bbc, no more money for anti-white censorship
Fabian socialists should be skinned alive (legally) for the collective good of mankind

>>511404839 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w

heh

We Will, We have top Anime Girl's on the inside.
Hold out bongs. We're going to take back the Shire

>>511414204
>steam refunds means 20something roastie nepobaby in Brussels should have the right to remove anything she likes from the Internet
Niggerbrained

>>511422010
It has gotten a lot worse since Elon took over twatter and there is more free speech over there. Hoping that this will bring some bongs back

>>511406008
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>511404927
k e k

>>511406008
bbc's tongue offcum from my anus

>>511408252
BY ORDER'A DA PEEKY BLOINDAS

>>511408920
the real world is a horrible place held together with unjust laws that don't work to protect the innocent. we don't need a copy of this inherently flawed system on the internet.

>>511404865
The scrapers bonnie blue has to use.

>>511406008
it obviously refers to the admin you dumb bloke

>>511412043
wtf are you talking about, faggot
And if you are referencing the CIA daycare called anonymous, no one takes them seriously anymore.

>>511404839 (OP)
>What the FUCK did you all do?
just FYI it's this guys fault picrel is a jewish paedophile called josh (real name Leto or Letto). He posts CP and is 4chans most prolific paedo. The mods know too. They ban calling him what he is. They even banned the name of the street he pretends to live on (hint he doesn't) which he posted himself

>>511410574
>faggots
>spotted dick
bongs might like phalics

>>511406008
helo how are u
i luv u sar

>>511404839 (OP)
Maybe those limeys should'nt've picked a fight they can't win.

I thought bongs were finally blocked from 4chin yet they are still here what gives?

>>511409115
Why is it always boomers who probably don't even know how to turn their cell phone on championing this AR and brain chip stuff?

>>511413461
>Grandville Michigan
I live there

>>511422763
Government has talked a lot of shit but done nothing.
This is their standard approach on every issue good or bad.

>>511406008
>Any anons want to write the official response?

Operation Cromwell has been moderately successful, it will continue until something more interesting comes along.
Should the British Government fall or the King be beheaded in the meantime is of no concern to us. The day-to-day doings of your pathetic, rainy, socialist, little island are of no real importance.

Remember always, we did it because we thought it was funny and we were bored.

>>511421017
Her baps have been completely irrelevant since the last election.

>>511423099
wtf that's based. are those squares a specific material or just cardboard coated in IR reflective paint?

>>511422010

We have won to a degree.
4chan culture is now mainstream.
They cant stop it now. We have people everywhere.

lmao it's real
https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/06/26/ofcom-is-no-match-for-the-trolls-of-4chan/
>Ofcom has also demanded to see 4chan’s ‘risk-assessment records’. The UK regulator can fine platforms like 4chan £18 million, or 10 per cent of their turnover, if they refuse ‘compliance with the rules’.
>As such, it’s a racing certainty that 4chan will say, quite correctly, that what it puts on its US servers is none of Ofcom’s business, and that the British censors can go knit.
>Why is Ofcom repeatedly wasting its time and taxpayers’ money on telling foreign companies what they can publish on their websites? After all, this posturing isn’t merely futile. It is also damaging the reputation of the UK.
KEEEK

>>511418077
i have a video for the ofcom karens, it is of utmost importance that they watch it with expediency

>>511406008
BUY GAMESTOP

>>511423263
>we can't enforce our laws in other countries, oh the humanity
This has to be a money laundering gig, straight up.

>>511405307
>expecting the hacker known as 4chan to comply with bonglaw
Brits really do just reflexively behave as if they still control an empire.

Keir starmer, you can suck my fat American dick. Why don’t you focus on stopping violent third world savages from grooming and violently raping British children, and actually do some good for your country? Leave my britbong frens alone!

>>511404865
The cum of grooming gang pakis that the Bri'ish government has sworn to serve and protect.

>>511406008
With the help of God, with faith in our honorable struggle, with the support of all Hellenism and with the help of the Cypriots, we undertake the struggle to throw off the English yoke, with that motto, which our ancestors left us as a sacred legacy “Come back with your shield - or on it".

Fellow Cypriots,

From the depths of the centuries, all those who illuminated Greek history in order to preserve their freedom, the Marathon warriors, the Salamis warriors, the Three Hundred of Leonidas and the younger ones of the Albanian epic.

The fighters of '21 gaze at us, who taught us that liberation from the yoke of a tyrant is always obtained with blood. The whole of Hellenism is still looking at us, watching us with anxiety, but also with national pride.

Let us respond with deeds, that we will become "many chariots" of these.

It is time to show the world that if international diplomacy is unfair and largely cowardly, the Cypriot soul is brave.

If our rulers do not want to give us our freedom, we can claim it with our own HANDS and with our BLOOD.

The struggle will be hard.

The ruler has the means and the numbers. We have the soul. We also have what’s right on our side. That is why we will WIN.

Greeks,

Wherever you are, hear our voice.

Forward! All together for the freedom of our Cyprus.

E.O.K.A.

>>511423606
Right. Makes me wonder if they realize they don't have an empire anymore.

>>511404948
this anon sees through the veil

>>511423229
Boy do I have a trick for you

>Isnt protecting its users from illegal content
>Kiddy porn mentioned
I’ve been on here for years and have seen one dude troll sp with pedo shit and one retard on gif posting the video of a 17 year old getting fucked by a black dude after setting up her “boyfriend” for an armed robbery. It pissed off everyone in the thread and got removed immediately. The same shit happens on reddit, Facebook, etc. their entire argument is retarded and this is blatant political targeting.

Which means we are well within our rights to start fucking with them in earnest.

>>511404839 (OP)
>a west yuro gov webagency being incompetent
>a BONG west yuro gov webagency, of all things, being incompetent
Lol, who is surprised about that? Have you seen the state of that island and its goverment?

>>511423877
In the UK, speech is not protected. 90% of the stuff said on /pol/ is illegal in the UK, but not in the US and there lies the rub.

>>511408920
Let's write a letter, one word each.
I start.
______
Hello

>>511404839 (OP)
>>511404948
>>511423863
>is reporting that 4chan trolls are going to try and take down Ofcom of the British government
this is mentioned nowhere in that """news""" article
why is nu/pol/ so utterly retarded

>>511424017
Please bomb us. I beg of you. I'm tired boss.

Anons help me understand something.
If a site doesn't have servers in the UK, can it just ignore all of this legal nonsense? Surely the UK can't magically compel a foreign entity to comply with its retarded laws?

>>511424239
>can it just ignore all of this legal nonsense
yes
all the bongs could do is advise their domestic ISPs via court order to block the site in the UK

>>511424239
Correct. It’s the same reason I can post this and not be concerned about the CCP fucking up my shit

>>511423229
They're just simple outdoor stickers for cyclists, kids etc, you buy a strip of it to put on your bike, fence-post anything where car-lights will hit it.
>>511423385
It is an important part of their duties to study these things closely, we should supply them with the best evidence.
>>511423876
Pro-tip: If you have a large or long gun to cover you can use a printout of the historic crimes of the Jew as it covers a larger area.

>>511404839 (OP)
the cum of who?

>>511404865
offcoom

>>511404948
quick bong the tv loicense man is crawling through your window!

>>511405143
nazis, literal nazis!

>>511423863
>veil
you say that like their motivation is any less transparent than that of a cheap whore.

>>511405885
Bruh

>>511407346
>or I’ll kick yer bloody head in
norf lad vs seagull intensifies

>Over 235 posts & not one archive
Good job nu/pol/
https://archive.is/7sSPk
https://archive.is/XTnde

>>511406008
EUUUHH EUUGUGGHHHH HEEEEEUUUURRRR

>>511425495
that's shopped right?
...right?

>>511427179
nope, activate Sharia Mariah laws!

>>511405032
The trolls have your sign.


The sanctity of this place has been befouled.

>>511422959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiGLurx_Ek

>>511406008

Who is the infamous hacker known as four chan??

Get stick bugged

>>511427672
Sing along with me 4 loLs 4 loLs we do it for 4 loLs LoLs.

>>511411635
Retarded boomers could learn a thing or two from their kids with unfettered internet access

>>511414204
Once again, 4chan isn't being sold on shelves in the EU

Patrick's thought he had a string grip on a tarter sause jar... But then he was a fucking Nazi.

>>511413196
Er strafe es!

>>511405307
If the British government fines you 18 million pounds, and none of your operations are located in the UK, how do they collect?

>>511424500
That webm is obviously fake

>>511413802
Nobody besides shills and bots in Israel and India buy those

>>511412104
>only 52% of muslims in the UK think it should be illegal to depict the prophet Mohammad
Interesting, actually. Only one in two. I doubt it was always that low.

>>511428147
100% reel.
Patrick was even more confused about anything after the jar had made in a Nazi.

>>511404839 (OP)

We sending them pictures about our assholes?

What VPN would be the best to get guys? I imagine the mainstream ones might not be good picks. This is obviously going to get worse.

>>511413081
need to make alex haitian, indian or chinese

>>511424017
There is no rub. It has been shown time and time again that when celebrities, corporations, churches, and governments fuck with 4chan bad things tend to happen to them and 4chan has done absolutely nothing that other sites and apps do not. We are simply more effective. If they try to block the bong anons they will face retribution. Not even threatening to hack or anything. Theres just a very well laid out clearly documented history of targeting us being way more trouble than it is worth. That’s just what happens. Every. Fucking. Time.

>>511428346
Even if you got a VPN you still wouldn't be allowed to post.

>>511406008
I don’t see any official discussions of taking it down. Maybe last night during my sleep or other parts of 4chan. They were grumbling yesterday about the porn part.

>>511428413
But I am here being an asshole and all but DOS-ing myself to say fuck you to people larping as me making threats of fucks I don't give?

>>511427672
>Who is this 4chan
He is a system administrator on redchanit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRcdmbC0HHs

>>511408368
really? this shit gave you a top kek?

>>511424239
the only power they have is the power to ban you or fine you if you don't want to be banned.
they cannot force you to do anything but can cite the laws and get you banned.
only fans only paid the fine becasue they wanted to keep operating.

>>511404839 (OP)
https://x.com/prestonjbyrne/status/1948971825364353112
>Ofcom has been sending several American clients pretty stupid letters over the last six months.
>Pinged the White House about it this morning. Got a callback 20 minutes later asking for recommendations for visa bans.
>What a time to be alive.
>tl;dr a small platform had a very short amount of downtime in its IP geoblock.
>Ofcom freaked out, sent a demand. We told the WH. The WH asked us to tell them who was responsible.
>Threatening Americans with jail time over maintenance downtime is outrageous. Enough is enough
>The firm also asked the Trump Administration to begin seeking criminal indictments for conspiracy against rights against UK politicians who try to censor Americans online per 18 USC § 241.

>>511428626
I mean just in general. This internet banning shit is going to get alot worse

>>511406008
Trump Rapes Kids and Israel shouldn't exist

Yeah you a elite commando.

I poped you with a hand gun like a fucking squirrel behind the tree after you had to reload from missing me.

Then I used your rifle and bullets to kill your clean up team and drive off in your ride.

Bitch.

>>511407234
With child sexual abuses I hadn’t seen any. One video of a baby cause of death operation a few weeks ago caused uproar and is taken down quickly. There’s at least 5 accounts posting torture gore pictures on here.

>>511404865
fpbp

You can duck bitch because I duck hunt.
As soon as I see your squirrely ass it's RIP zog bot use your gun wait shit the rest and leave. Give and receive nigger

>>511428793
Oh yeah, 100% this is just a good excuse to censor anything they want or put them into so much technical debt running annual risk assessment reports that it's going to get people in the uk blocked.
VPNs any of the bigger ones are probably fine, nord, surfshark, proton, just look at their cost and feature set I guess.
just never use a free vpn.

>>511404839 (OP)

It's RIP zog bot.
use your gun wait shot the rest and leave. Give and receive nigger* hoe

>>511404865
The British wanking license ministry.

>>511406008
We'll do this the old fashioned way.
One word at a time.

I'll start:
Dear

And I think about it...
Am I guilty?

No, I killed your best zog bot That's all that maters is saying fuck you.
Who cares how easily he did or did not die as long as I got ammo to kill more of you fucks thinking I'd be dead.

>>511404865
UK's private interwebz nanny/janny for their citizens. Should something go wrong the government can disavow the actions of the organization. Most likely to avoid lawsuits

>>511429415
Niggerkikes

>>511428781
This is hilarious.
>Oi mayte
>Summa yor citzins bin critsoizin ah gubment lub
>Gon need names, n addrisses, n such ta puttem n a watchlist n wut havya
>Woy a’ yoo laffin aht us Dunnold?
>Wurds iz terizm heya mayte
>Dont jus lettem terroize owah proim minsta n make funna owah fat whoit wimen n sissy boi n moozlim imgrints lub
>Please?

>>511429542
Dear, white dudes.

Nigger.

Well done sir.
Chirp.

>>511413196

But how would you feel if you did not eat breakfast?

>>511404839 (OP)
British crown uh oh …. God where? That’s like all royal family do or job… uh oh… I’m thinking condemned !!!!! So freaking British and dumb like insane !!!!! Stupid idiots!!!!! What the fuck r u u stupid fuckers!!!! U tried to take everyone down with u roughly ass mother fuckers?

Hungry?

To eat shit and die?

Ok stop take a minute think of your happy place with the penguin in the cave...

You see it?

Now blow it out your ass.

My reaction to saying you bought a department team to make memes..

>>511430064
Perfides Albion! Er strafe es!

>>511430235
다시 말한다 아블락사스 쓸때 갑자기 멈추네 ㅇㅇ ㅅㅂ 역시 그런건가? 어쨌든 u fucking retards!!!!!! How the hell do you mess up G operation of probably the most importance in human history on earth? Like this????? U fking retard mother fuckers!!!!!! Hey Charlie boy!!!!! Where the fuck r u gonna go? U ain’t connected…

씨발 인간들아 ~ abraxas 가 우수워 보여? ㅇㅇ 재미있는거야 맞아 그런데 위험해 시발 !!!! ㅇㅋ? 말들 제대로 쳐들어 이 ㅅㅂ년들아… 존나 역겨운 ㅅㅂ년들….

Yeah a psyop meme department.

This is Rump's fault.


I am Waiting for a meme.

>>511427514
>sanctity
Are you jewish?

>>511406008
Ayyo government niggers,

If you spent less time policing the internet and more time policing LITERALLY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PAKISTANI GANG RAPISTS, maybe your country wouldn't be such a joke.

Regards,
Someone whose country is 90% as bad.

>>511430764
>>511430664

This frog bfto's all hex removing characters spells.

>>511406008
press@4chan.org is a thing, so they'll get the official janny response.

>>511430709
Ya we unifying all myth history culture gods of east and west through me!!!! It was all my trials and tribulations basically… u think it was any of you people‘s drama? Go tell that sh1t to god try it!!!!

Hey Jews!!! U mother fuckers tried to make Epstein into Hermes? How many fucking little kids did u guys mess up? U are so fucked. Round repair u fucking idiot old fucking farts!!!! lol and u mother fuckers have the audacity to try to take the whole fucking humanity down with it? 미친년들이 해봐 ㅇㅇ 잘 해봐 ㅅㅂ 역시 유대인 wtf… 하나님이 쳐다보시는데 하는 꼬라지들도 시발 … they killing babies in the Middle East …. wtf!!!!!!! ???? U all some children of the Satan? 역시 바이블에 나오는대로? 고쳐진게 없는?

Hey people of the world! Fight the Epstein issue like your life depends on it! Because prolly more stuff depends on it… let’s see your bravery.

>>511404839 (OP)
Reminder that the 4chan admins will side with the UK and have no problem censoring anons or removing speech they don't like.
The real 4chan died a long time ago.

>>511428781
>>511429546
Am I reading correctly that it’s actually a crime under our federal law to attempt to enforce laws from other countries (that violate our constitution) on our citizens? Goddamn sometimes I love being American

>>511430829
Huh, befouled was removed dew to antisemitism according to production.

Davidsonville entertainment whould be bought out by blizzard north and they whould be told what to make...
San city... Trading village of trestram.

How many Americano billionaires or like social societal leaders followed my example and went to food pantries to feed yourself and watch how fucking stupid everything is???????

I am the antisemitic part ? Bee ..

Befowled ?

Chicken jockey

>>511404839 (OP)
never waste a good crisis silly.

>>511406008
FREE PALESTINE

Me waiting for the stupid CIA nigger that I stole his shoes to make a meme with any humor...

>>511431175
Yes basically the bongs are ass mad about Americans saying things they don’t like and want to extradite or visa ban us for saying things they don’t like. Yet they are strangely silent on UK “citizens” going back to their home countries to marry child brides and gladly accept immigrants who married a 14 year old.

The Bill of Rights really makes the bongcommies seethe.

>>511406008
Tax the rich, yeah
Yours sincerely, anon

>>511404839 (OP)
I CANT COOM NOW I DONT HAVE MUH PORNERINO now i have to GOON to magazines???

Seriously though didnt know about this shit until i went for a wank

>>511431125
attaboy

>>511430664
haha very funny, kill yourself

>>511406008
Total Nigger Death brother!

>>511430064
>>511430678
Larp more cuck monkey

>>511408991
It really is horrifying how many men are just set up to player hate for life. I would have never even tried to make friends if i had known cunts like this existed. Be careful of your "friends".