Thread 511436695

Post your best china webms here.

Idgaf about China, just give us the files already.

>>511436695 (OP)
INB4 this thread is filled with various racist and hinduphobic webms veiled as "humour." I want to extend a warning to any susceptible young viewers who haven't fallen down the alt-right pipeline yet.

Please leave this website they are trying to radicalize you by pretending their hatred is just silly memes and jokes.

But this hatred has real life effects on vulnerable communities (i.e. Brahmin and Kshatriya folx), so please seek help to deradicalize and learn to stop the hate.

Together we can prevent another Jallianwala Bagh

>>511436854
is this the official chinese webm thread blessing?

>>511436978

Meanwhile absolutely none of them even reacted; meaning they didn't even look while crossing the street.

>>511436854
+100 social credit

post stories/context behind please
some of these are insane
are chinese even human?

I can’t wait for the webms of pajeets dying of thirst when China reroutes your water.

>>511436695 (OP)
Posting WEBMs should be a bannable offense.

Why post something that isn’t viewable on all devices??? Especially, when the device is Apple.

Your primitive webm bullshit is so annoying.

How outdated are they? It doesn’t even give me the option to view this crap.

Androids and PCs are pathetic and it’s a mystery to me why you “people” even buy them.

Must be a low IQ rural and suburban thing.

>>511437441
they'll just drink the shit water from the streams. They've spent their entire lives building up their immune systems drinking piss and eating shit. I think they'll do just fine.

>>511437599
you'll never be human

>>511436993
>oh its just another crash
>almost click away
>everything bursts into flames

>>511437599
this has to be bait

>>511436854
>family owned chinese food manufacturing business when growing up
>family originally hired other chinks thinking they'd be good factory workers and our own kind gets work as immigrants
>chinks shit the place up with their disgusting habits
>chinks complain about having to work
>family gets sick of their bullshit
>fire_all_chinks.bat
>hire spics to replace all the chinks
>plant is much cleaner
>productivity up, profits up
>spics get better pay and better benefits as business grows
>another chinese-owned business buys my family's business
>fires all the spics and hires chinks again
>out of business five years later

>ooh ching chong ping pong
>something explodes

>>511437599
>webm
im on a basic bitch iphone right now?

yummy yummy yummy sewer grease in my tummy

>>511436854
>pajeet tries to shift everyone's disgust onto chinks.
>even dumber pajeet attempts to nuke the thread.
Good job. Now I understand the "getting run over by trains" - thing, better.

>>511436993
I love the "bursting into flame" bit, at the end. It's like a South Park episode.

I got hit by a female chink yesterday mind you she was pulling out of a parking stall going like 5kmh and just drove into me while looking towards the right
I swear this niggers never look both ways
Anyways kill all jeets

china webm topgore logo dusty industrial construction site..

>>511439346
>live somewhere
>it can just fuckin explode because of someone’s fuck up

>>511439274
Very wholesome, everyone is having fun

>>511438403
lmfao what was the plan here

>>511438846
A chinese chubby-chaser?

>>511437113
The guy at the bottom of the vid was walking towards the crowd and then turned around and walked away after he saw the carnage. Say what you want about Americans - but there would have been an immediate crowd of people trying to help the injured.

>>511438403
What is this Will-e Coyote shit?

>>511439703
Have you seen beirut explosion? You can even see shockwave, when it went supersonic and water vapor got extracted from air. For short moment.

When you live next to some industrial area, there are some upsides (easier to get a job, which is close to home), and downsides (if shit goes "boom", it can be quite damaged).

>>511439722
yes, it looks that they both (bull and people) enjoyed it.

>>511439768
>A chinese chubby-chaser?
Saved it from another thread. Have no background info about that video. Was in directory named "china", and decided to post it. As fitting to thread theme.

>>511439281
looney tunes shit

>>511439943
Yeah they're all like this. Some anon posted a 12 or 13 year old girl, a couple of years ago. Running down the street, naked, with her head on fire. No one even glanced at her. Just another day in china.

Chinos have a law where if you run somebody over and they survive, you have to pay them a lot of recompense. If they die you dont really have to pay anything

>>511436803
No cuz den muh stocks will git fucked

>>511436854
They are never going to fuck you, no matter what you do

>>511437773

LMAO wtf was this bug thinking?

>>511439161
This is the most public concern and care i've ever seen from chinese

>>511438403
did he die?

>>511436993
Can the Chinese only think one single thing at a time, or what?
Are they simply unable to process the environment they are currently existing in?

>>511437359
They meat robots like the rest of us but they are genuinely missing a lot of DLC.

>>511437599
Steal a better phone, Jamal

nothing happens in >>511438736

>>511440976
There have been videos where they react more conventionally. Probably some slow cultural shift is happening. Likely it will take some time to get away from that cultural "inheritance".

>>511440532
What the fuck is this

>>511436854
Found the stinking shit eating street shitting sewer goblin of a pajeet

>>511441127
>nothing happens in
well, yes and no.
boys are playing high risk-low reward game. Still gets out of it alive.

>>511437359
They've been invaded like 20 times, over the centuries and now it's a communist shithole. They've learned to keep their heads down and not get involved in other people's business or misfortune.

>>511441201
>Probably some slow cultural shift
maybe there is hope for china

>>511439274
By Chinese standards this appears to be an unusually high level of safety

>>511438736
If that isn't "based," I don't know what is.

>>511441391
Dunno. A lot of things can change. Time will show. China is changing, is it for better or worse, it is yet to be seen.

>>511436854

>hinduphobic

Fucking jeet. A phobia is an unfounded and irrational fear. No one is afraid of the jeets.

>>511441417
And humane. If compare with those videos, where dogs get burned by blowtorches, while they are still alive.

>>511438736
fucking hell

>>511441924
Like the way he finished his last portion of noodles before he called bike fucknugget a bike fucknugget

>>511438976
what the actual fuck

>>511441428
Jumping on such places?
Dunno. Probably kids were lacking places where to do some outdoor activities in more safe environment. If there was some forest nearby, probably they would do some activities there.

>>511436993
it's like the bike said to itself "oh yeah this is china"

>>511442089
And after shouting on that driver, next thing what he did, was looking back to phone.

>>511436695 (OP)
Why are Indians and Chinese people like this? When a horrible accident happens people just drive by and keep going like nothing happened. Only difference b/w the two is that Indians just gather around the hurt or dead person like flies video them on their cell phones. The chinese people just step over the dead or hurt person like they are not there, they act like ants in an ant colony.

>>511442000
It is special place, for sure.

>>511440542
Hey it's like they're slowly building that Deus Ex city. Kinda cool but also horrifying

>>511436695 (OP)
you forgot your memeflag raj

>>511442610
that's depressing

>>511442646
They tried some unconventional approaches. Which will give them some valuable data. Which could be beneficial for future development projects. To see what works, and what does not. Overall, interesting decisions.

>>511442858
Yes. But also, have some educational value.

>>511442798
fuck, absolutely no regard to safety

>>511442689
>defecating in open
i would prob shit my pants
i wish a had the guts like him

>>511443150
xinjiang man an a russian?

>>511443307
Luckily we have parks and green spaces all over the place. If I seen someone shitting on a street (while driving a car), probably would stop a car, turned emergency lights on and kicked in ass to that person.

>>511443344
She might be russian chick. Have met some who are vaguely similar.
Do not have much additional info though.

>>511436695 (OP)
>China thread.
>10 seconds nothing happens.
>11th second explosion people dead.
>15th second people keep walking like nothing happens.
Why are they like this ? Is this what years of communism just does to you ?

>>511441315
A bucket of cat meat with live kittens. Looks like they were scalded. No fur

>>511443549
what if you'd get dirty while doing so?
i wouldn't take on the risk of getting covered in shiet

>>511440422
That first guy who catched that fireball reminded me some doom imp shit...

>>511443150
I wish i could save her

>>511444034
Do not aim at anus. Aim that kick at but cheek. And you will be fine. Most likely. If not, then fist in a face, and clean your shoes at him (his clothes).

Street with intense traffic is no place for shitting activities.

>>511444212
Have no clue, why he/she did it on a floor. In highly conductive iron pan, on a carpet. Probably, there is some logic. Exotic one.

>>511439878
It's like the opening of Police Squad.

>>511444560
I feel like maybe they advanced too fast into modern age i mean China never had proper in between years like Europe or USA .

>>511444248
Have no idea how old that video is. May be you still can save her. If you will be dedicated enough.

>>511439747
In few of the shots, you can see has some sort of harness on his torso. Probably a parachute or something that failed to deploy .

>>511443868
They don't have fur because they are still fetuses. They found them in one of the cats they chopped up.

>>511444686
Here we have very few chinese. Have interacted with them may be 10 minutes in my entire life (including, while traveling in Europe). Have no insights in their thinking patterns and philosophy.

>>511436854
New copypasta just dropped

>>511436854
>hinduphobic webms

>>511440067
Fake phone that doesnt do anything besides show charging icon (?)

>>511445379
Perfect if you go on areas where are risk to get mugged. Just give fake phone.

>>511436695 (OP)
Indian Cope thread

>>511442985
wtf is that

>>511445992
Not sure, looks like some shaft to basement. May be it was planned to transport some goods from basement by elevator, but later changed their mind.

>>511438736
Shit the bed

>>511438475
grim

>>511440176
Let me guess, this is a chink "nuclear" power plant.

>>511446253
Curious, have they seen Spiderman and similar movies. And do they have some conclusions from those.

>>511436695 (OP)
The epstein list thing is a distraction for trump hurting the world economy with tarrifs!! Why are the trump administration choking the entire world trade unity

Everyone gonna feel this rain

Remember trump first term campaign, he ran on it, china china... he hurt the world economy with those tarrifs

12 years ago he already planned this
The guy is a lunatic

>>511446318
Have not seen it with sound. But looks impressive.

>>511436854
>>511436695 (OP)
Stay in your shithole

>>511438475
New webm!

>>511440976
They were hungry and wanted first dibs

>>511438736
Wtf he trying to achieve. I hate heights.

>>511439031
No hao ma.

>>511436993
Is he okay?

>>511446829
To get on other side, obviously.

>>511439978
Darn I sure hate when Israeli munitions being stored in commercial ports explode. All I wanted was a job.

>>511436993
Oh of course it fucking explodes in the end. Everything is made out of explodium in China.

>>511436993
>Thats All Folks!

>>511436993
damn, the demiurge really wanted to make sure he was dead

>>511436993
>Speeding
>Side lane
LoL

>>511438475
>Flushed

>>511446915
so did he burn his cock off?

>>511438736
wtf are these kids doing?

>>511446924
As much I know, that was confiscated ammonium nitrate. From ship, which broke down and was deemed as sea unworthy. Ammonium nitrate stayed in port for several years, there was some warnings from employees, which got ignored. Untill fire in neighboring area broke out, and spread to place where ammonium nitrate was stored. As it was more dense (several years to settle down), explosion was easier to spread.

At event of incident on /pol/ was several threads where tried to attach it to Israel, but from available info, it looks like classic case of bureaucratic negligence.

>>511447229
He had a cock?

>>511447229
>so did he burn his cock off?
may be. May be just balls.

>>511438643

Have you ever seen someone this ass-blasted before?

>>511437599
Ouch. Kicking a baseball bat at that distance is like kicking concrete.

>>511438736
and that bug is just filming them hoping one will drop

most crimes in japan are committed by chinese people and brazilians

after seeing these webms of chinese people i am not surprised at this statistic

>>511447315
Playing. They were having some fun.

>>511447699
Dunno. Likely seen it interesting, for posting on some social media. And that is how it eventually got to /4chan/.

>>511442138
restaurants have an oil trap between the kitchen and the public sewers and its their duty to empty it and dispose the oil

>>511446679
small pp create so much rage
ask why i squint? I not squint

>>511439274
imagine how crazy a chinese version of Jackass would be

>>511440884
they ate all the birds in China.

>>511447943
Probably some gang-to-gang violence.

These videos are so funny. I love these threads

>>511448193
this is why i slow down at intersections with no stop signs

>>511436984
Cool.

>>511448055
CCP would not allow it. Not in a spirit of Mao Zedong or smth.

>>511436993
ok but can we talk about the retard exiting what it seems to be a high speed street at 10mph? retard couldn't be turning slower without coming to a complete stop

>>511442798
so did you

There is no difference between India and China.
Not one.

>>511448108
They have birds.
What they did, was when Mao was still alive, they killed all their sparrows. At the end, they had to import them from Soviet Union, to replenish population.

>>511438255
Neat domino set.

>>511437599
I looked at your meme flag. I saw it. I then didnt bother reading any of your post. I mean why would I?

>>511436993
This guy got what he deserved.

>>511438255
dumbest bridge design

>>511438403
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

>>511446793
Fuck dogs, TDG nigger pets death to all dogs (except hotdogs aka dachsund)

>>511448307
There in video can see that there are spherical mirror. Which indicates, that there was several such cases already. That thing that there was camera aimed precisely at intersection indicates that there was serious though about an issue, and they needed more data to get final conclusion.

>>511438255
Without question
An utter (You) whore, it's literally the only form of validation he ever gets

>>511438643
Ingition sequence comes before blast off.

>>511436695 (OP)
cashmere is rightful chinkoid clay

>>511448887
From my eastern european perspective, issue is not that they eat dogs. It is more, that they do it in a way, that brings unnecessary pain to an animal.

>>511449017

i'm so glad they targetted india

>>511438255
Chinese aqueduct, or ack!duct

>>511439468
>i am gonna kick your kid for kicking my kid
both of these mothers are psychopaths

>>511440937
>The persecution fantasy /pol/ still cries about to this day

here i come

>>511449465
clearly suicide

>>511449564
good catch

>>511449335
Mothers had masks on. May be there was increased stress because of lockdown measures, and kids were in "wrong place and wrong time".

>>511449465
Wow. That's gotta be a suicide.

>>511449387
according to reports, in some areas in China it was real.

>>511449546
Game of...rape chicken?

>>511444248
What's stopping you? Go find her. Obstacles are excuses to excel. You will excel a lot by the time you rescue her!

>>511449841
I'm already married

>>511449387
you lost

>>511449800
insuranse shit

>>511449812
Acetylene is so fucking dangerous. I'm amazed nothing went off with those bottles being positioned on their sides as they're only supposed to be stored upright.

>>511449900
>Literal bull in a China shop
Kek.

>>511447940
CHING CHONG PING PONG!

>>511447699
what would you do? yell at them so they panic and actually slip?

>>511436803
this, poltards love falling for slide threads

>>511448453
Look at all the other cars, it's not a high speed road, just a poorly designed one. Guy got what he deserved, speeding in the sidelane.

>>511447364
Ammonium nitrate is a principle component in bulk mining explosives, typically combined with diesel oil to produce the mixture known as ANFO (Ammonium Nitrate Fuel Oil). which is slurried into bore holes and used to remove geological layers in what you would call stripmining.
The Ammonium Nitrate readily gives up pure oxygen in response to heat or shock, making it an effective oxidizer to accelerate combustion of fuels. In this role it's known also as an accelerant.
Even lacking admixture with a fuel source, a large amount of ammonium nitrate exposed to heat or shock will result in rapid decomposition of the subtance, releasing excess oxygen, which will react with everything else nearby, so an explosion is still likely.
Some oxidizers can deflagrate and explode on their own, they are simply more efficient when mixed with a fuel due to the ratios of reaction products. I have never seen another example this extreme. Though I do remember a rocket propellant plant in Arizona detonated and killed a lot of personnel and firefighters some decades ago. They were producing ammonium perchlorate which is a more powerful oxidizer.

>>511449709
Dunno if youre serious or not but they view their kids as commodities. They have relatively frequent mass stabbings of kids by a pissed off underclass usually, the point being to eliminate their retirement caregiver

>>511442144
>be rat
>find Chinese loli
>immediately dive inside clothes

Year of the based

>>511450474
After Russia invaded Ukraine, and sanctions were set, in our ports were "stuck" around 60x as much ammonium nitrate as what was in Beirut. Locally here was a bit fuss in media, that it should not just stay in port. But should be shipped somewhere. But because sanctions, there was issues.
At the end, Russia donated it to some african country (I think it was Nigeria). They did not got income from it (at least, not officially), so sanctions were observed. And we had less explosion risk.

Ammonium nitrate is fantastic as fertilizer. But need to be handled with extra care.

>>511448438
I pray that I never encounter a person who is on fire and already burned too badly to help them anymore. Because I have no fucking idea what I would be supposed to do. There is a certain point past which putting out the fire is not doing them a favor.

>>511450582
I think, seen Serpenza youtube video about it. As much I remember from that video, he explained that it was as channel for some to vent their dissatisfaction about situation. As they did not had another legal ways how to express it, some schizos went on stabbing spree in kindergartens.

>>511451024
Had some electricity and firehazard training, from times when was training for welder. But yes, a lot of people are clueless about how to handle such situations. Additionally, stress and need for quick reaction does not make situation easier.

>>511437599
stale pasta is outdated, webms work in ios. get bent and anally stretched.

>>511450516
qrd?

>>511451150
Thats the gist but he tends to whitewash them whenever it comes to psychoanalysis

>>511436993
> wake up at the hospital with half of your bones broken and burned to shit.

>>511439747
OMFG, I had exactly the same post in my mind to make.

>>511451727
Wasn't he married to chinese chick? Then it explains it. To keep good relations with in laws.

>>511449564
No that one was nerve gas

>>511450078
Rather soulful, actually
> a doggo senses something and warns humans
> the man doesn't take any other stuff but his daughter
I think they're alright. Occupied by an ultra-corrupt go-t run by insane hypocrite commies, but they're mostly alright, still better than most of other nations. Only because the most of nations are even more pathetic, but nevertheless.

>>511451853
Last i checked was years ago but i think he moved his chinkette to the usa with him. Probly part or why but he also was a weeb who couldnt make it to japan so hes full of cope about living in china plus nonracism

>>511450728
Staged. Those chinks will do anything for a raf.

>>511440542
There's something comfy about the dystopianism of it all. I don't know why but I'm kind of jealous

>>511450430
No one is supposed to be standing on the low ground at a loading dock literally ever. Hopefully they change their laws and look out for one another in the future.

>>511450697
Anyone know the story here?

>>511449546
WTF is even happening here?

>>511450430
Dude just standing there talking to him while it happens and watching thw truck come up behind him....

>>511452401
In this particular case, they were exploring some ...options. Outcome is interesting, and worth to analyze.

>>511450768
Always need to keep your head on a swivel and stay light on your feet. It's noisy in industrial work areas, and the operator of a vehicle may not be able to see you.
No one else can take responsibility for your safety except for you. Knowing that vehicle was moving would have given this person ample time to hop out of the way.
If you are older you need more time to move, so spend more time looking around to see what's happening.

>>511445762
>in terms of temperature, wetness, and amount of light.
>amount of light
what? have I been getting ripped off with non-light emitting vaginas?

>>511441924
Noodle guy is Anime character

>>511449949
Imagine being the 1 guy in China trying to actually kill yourself on a moped bu getting runover and God just says "you ain't getting out of this shit that easily..."

>>511438736
madlad chads

>>511442481
>Agility 10

>>511452876
Have no backstory of that machine. What I like, is to imagine, that some chinese read some jewish articles about "semen extracting machine" in nazi camps, and got "lightbulb moment". Went to some potential investors, and convinced to fund that research. As it will be profitable, as basically it is old-reliable german tech re-invented by chinese (similar as their car or railway industry).

>>511450957
One of the best fertilizers you can get for soil nitration. Other minerals may be needed depending on the soil and what you're trying to grow, but nearly all plants require nitrates in the soil for their biological processes.
I say 'nearly' but I am not aware offhand of any exceptions. This is the important role of bacteria in the life cycle, as they may produce Ammonia or Nitrate compounds as waste products in the soil. Lightning can also produce nitrates from atmospheric nitrogen and oxygen but not in the needed amounts.

>>511442534
>Suka blyat!

>>511452957
He indeed might be watching some anime on his phone though.

>>511451495
I have to wonder when someone is already at the point that they have no skin left and cannot possibly recover and life, if you would just spare them the suffering and clonk them on the head. What were you trained to do? The smell and the horror. I pray I never have to encounter this but I would like to know the "right" thing to do.

>>511451703
It means qualified ride or die. As in, you ain't fuckin around, you are a hard ass motherfucker that aren't scared to die doing what you love.

>>511439747
"Plan?"

>>511453116
May be one day they become fireman or smth similar. With such childhood experience. If they survive that long.

>>511440410
He behaved like a nigger and started transforming into one.

>>511452631
If you see wacky behavior around streets in Russia or China it's probably related to attempted insurance fraud.

>>511444060
Final Destination

>>511453138
He indeed have good reflexes, spatial awareness and coordination. For chinese.

>>511450632
Where'd he go?

>>511453116
I'd eat it. Very happy to see young folk learning skills and being kind to their peers\siblings.

>>511440701
So that chink flew up about 20 meters. It stayed 4 second in the air.

>>511453116
cute!

>>511451737
>he thinks this guy woke up

>be me
>chink
>Waiting for elevator when someone in front pushes tinfoil door open and falls down 30 floors
>Take stairs get in car
>Run over a baby while reversing
>Driving to work
>Narrowly miss a fuel truck exploding
>Guy on moped turns into a tube of toothpaste under a truck
>Bike in front of me randomly Hiroshimas atomising the rider
>Drive past 10 people blowtorching dogs
>Go to factory job
>Say hi to Chang
>Chang falls into furnace
>Go to lathe room
>Hui spinning around and around
>Yulong being made into pasta sheets
>Chao being giftwrapped
>Go to goods in
>Li drops box and is instantly vaporized
>Pass by boiler room
>Whole team of engineers on fire
>Go to metal working room
>Liu falls face first into white hot metal ball
>MingLi is crushed by 9000kg red hot sheet metal
>Go to front desk to sign out
>Receptionist stabbed in head with knife hanging out
>sign out and leave building
>Suicide lands at my feet, crushing another baby
>Driving home from work
>Guy in front of me is crushed by wall
>See two separate guys killed by exploding manholes
>Drive into car park to park car, run over two more babies
>Walking to shop, some people stood around a hole
>Floor collapses and drags 10 people into the depths of the earth
>Narrowly avoid another truck, falling street light
>Guy in front of me is killed by falling cat
>Another by falling brick
>4 guys pushing scaffolding suddenly stop moving then burst into flames
>Get to store
>Woman in front of me is eaten by escalator
>Take stairs
>buy my tiger dick tea and noodles
>Get in car
>Reverse and run over another 10 babies
>Narrowly miss a derailed train and collapsing road
>Get home
>Local firework factory explodes like a tactical nuclear weapon again
>4 neighbouring skyscrapers do a 911
>Run inside to get GF
>She's fucking Jian
>Stab both to death
>Go to make my noodles
>Noodles are made of plastic

>>511453610
>Final Destination
This is peak Chinal Destination.

>>511453710
You're right, 19.6 meters... 7 stories

>>511437599
You are a cunt.

>>511453208
If you use wood for heating your house, then you get wood ashes, which usually are good fertilizer, but lacks nitrogen. To supplement it, can use either carbamide or ammonium nitrate.

In small scale (for your own garden) can dilute urine to 20% solution, and you will get nitrogen rich, easily to absorb fertilizer to put on garden plants, fruit trees and bushes.
In slightly larger areas, ash and nitrates. On commercial scale, there precise chemistry comes in, to find specific recipe which needs to be applied at right time in large areas.

>>511447729
hot

>>511453234
guy probably did some maintenance on a bridge. Fell off, and shrug it off.
Another day, another accident.

>>511448453
It's a 90 degree turn, how fast you expect them to go?

>>511453304
In training, mostly was about risk identification and avoidance. A bit of how to handle when accident happened. No philosophical questions, should you evaluate other persons future prospects when accident is in progress.
For now, have managed to avoid serious incidents. Training AND common sense helps a lot.

>>511454035
Yes, uric acid for urea which is a waste salt the human body uses to get rid of excess ammonia. Wood ashes contain potassium, phosphorus, calcium, carbonate, and trace elements of several other metals that will be needed by the plants as well. Other minerals may need to be supplemented like copper, manganese, and the sulfate ion.

>>511448438
Are chinks made of flammable material?

>>511453710
Jacket looks different. It might also be some other chink. Not sure about that.

>>511437599
FUCK YOU

>>511436854
>vulnerable communities (i.e. Brahmin and Kshatriya folx
kek this is some sophisticated bait

>>511450220
Who the fuck shits 20 times a day?

Why are chinesesses born with no soul?

>>511437113
Upon review, this is actually incorrect, there were 2 people in white that stopped and backed up while the car was coming and were fine

>>511454662
In EU, there are way more strict firesafety requirements for clothing. And yes, indeed. In China, cases when their clothing caught fire, are way, way, way more than in EU.
In this particular case, it does not seem the case. Still, worth to keep in mind. Especially, if buying clothing directly from them trough Aliexpress or Temu.

>>511454951
Someone who says white couisine as no flavor and hides their rotten, bacteria infected food in spices. That is who.

>>511436695 (OP)
I'm surprised people haven't made more of this

>>511455115
How dont their assholes come off?

>>511448055
>1/2 the cast actually dies

>>511438475
105 IQ average, folks.

>>511438403
>>511439747
On his left shoulder you can see what appears to be a parachute strap, and he doesn't seem to land nearly as hard as he should, so my assumption is that this was a stunt that probably fucked up.
Why else would there be a ramp off of a cliff to begin with

>>511440542
>>511440542
>tfw no tiny comfy apartment on the bottom floor

>>511436695 (OP)
Kek

>>511453208
Nitrogen plants don't care about nitrogen but they aren't very profitable to grow. Nowadays what farmers do bother with a crop of it consider it a loss for the year but they do it anyway cause they don't want to use artificial fertilizers which are poorly optimized.

>>511451024
Good news is someone that burnt won't be able to feel a damn thing. Bad news is once they fall asleep they won't be waking up again. I would personally record any last words they have to say.