Thread 511446243 - /pol/ [Archived: 170 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: ZMsoKnzoUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:15:17 PM No.511446243
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What if the Aliens are an intergalactic breakaway civilization of pedophiles
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Anonymous ID: RkAJE8NQRussian Federation
7/26/2025, 10:16:57 PM No.511446360
>>511446243 (OP)
"Aliens" are just demons, so basically the answer is yes.
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Cats cradle ID: dMim7r4iCanada
7/26/2025, 10:32:09 PM No.511447586
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>>511446243 (OP)
What if they are coming back to clean up their biological mining equipment that they left behind now understanding that splicing pig with rhesus monkey was a terrible idea since their mining equipment is now ripping apart their future asset value.

Just a thought. It's not the pig DNA that makes them mindless. It's the rhesus monkey genes that gave them fingers, toes and the mindless hand to mouth disposition.
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Anonymous ID: IDTiGdasUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:33:16 PM No.511447652
>>511446243 (OP)
Alex Jones already had this idea
Anonymous ID: onR42xRQ
7/26/2025, 10:34:01 PM No.511447701
>>511446243 (OP)
Then this is your future:
https://youtu.be/9wJpBPckm9U
Anonymous ID: LAHdaYwoUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:50:00 PM No.511448892
>>511447586
We share a lot of DNA with bananas too, retard.
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Cats cradle ID: dMim7r4iCanada
7/26/2025, 11:05:19 PM No.511449989
>>511448892
Yer pigs with rhesus monkey. Hence RH+, rhesus monkey positive. Just tailored thinking mining equipment made from pigs. Just your genesis as explained in your own mythology. As a species you're only 6500 years old. And nothing wrong with you being part pig. They are friendly, smart, funny and meticulously clean, very trainable (smarter than dogs)...then some character in myth by the name of galzu added rhesus monkey for opposable thumbs so they could obtain shiny gold rocks they needed for whatever project they were doing.

Piggy.
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Anonymous ID: bg3rXqUGUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:12:11 PM No.511450481
>>511446360
They're supposed to arrive in November. Can ukraine even last that long?
Anonymous ID: LAHdaYwoUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:12:22 PM No.511450493
>>511449989
Carbon dating, fossile records and however astronomers measure how old a celestial body is in relation to the big bang origin point beg to differ.
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Anonymous ID: LAHdaYwoUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:13:27 PM No.511450571
>>511450493
We also have records of five previous mass extinctions.
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7/26/2025, 11:16:17 PM No.511450778
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Cats cradle ID: pOvYZ3kdCanada
7/26/2025, 11:27:14 PM No.511451558
>>511450493
Whatever story makes you sleep at night is a good story. For 2000 years had lots convinced that old men in dresses that are called father as they practiced ritual necromancy and cannibalism while running a church banking trust was your gateway to an afterlife. And apparently it's some black Jewish Ethiopian guy that used to cross dress and perform Benny Hinn stage magic that's the center of it all.

Theories, standards and stories, there are so many to choose from.
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Cats cradle ID: pOvYZ3kdCanada
7/26/2025, 11:31:40 PM No.511451860
>>511450571
You ever looked at teeth? Some people's teeth are pointy, but most are flat. Like pigs. No canine teeth just a mouth full of obviously flat teeth. With tiny hands, feet and noses. Tend to put on weight, both fat and muscle, stout would be a word to use
Cats cradle ID: pOvYZ3kdCanada
7/26/2025, 11:34:08 PM No.511452053
Nothing to be a shamed of, just how they were built from pig and rhesus monkey. With tiny ears, noses, feet and hands. And of course a set of flat chompers
Anonymous ID: LAHdaYwoUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:35:25 PM No.511452149
>>511451558
People can point at the fossil record and see a clear evolution from homo habilis all the way up to modern human. It goes back about three million years. There is no gap for your god to hide in here.
Anonymous ID: vFMzgDAkUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:49:19 PM No.511453218
>>511449989
Meds
Anonymous ID: V+u+z7xSUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:51:03 PM No.511453350
if an alien babe comes down to earth and she's only 14 earth years old but on her planet she's an adult is it pedophila to fuck her?
Anonymous ID: YmLlguIwUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:51:29 PM No.511453388
>>511446243 (OP)
They snub us like the jews. fly around in our protected air space and whatever else they get up to. UAPs are a threat that warrant no quarter warfare
Anonymous ID: cHagymM2United States
7/26/2025, 11:52:50 PM No.511453519
>>511446243 (OP)
They arenโ€™t aliens but yes.
Anonymous ID: CCF9c+1XUnited States
7/27/2025, 12:14:37 AM No.511455248
>>511446243 (OP)
I'm hoping it's space nazis.