Thread 511446243

What if the Aliens are an intergalactic breakaway civilization of pedophiles

>>511446243 (OP)
"Aliens" are just demons, so basically the answer is yes.

>>511446243 (OP)
What if they are coming back to clean up their biological mining equipment that they left behind now understanding that splicing pig with rhesus monkey was a terrible idea since their mining equipment is now ripping apart their future asset value.

Just a thought. It's not the pig DNA that makes them mindless. It's the rhesus monkey genes that gave them fingers, toes and the mindless hand to mouth disposition.

>>511446243 (OP)
Alex Jones already had this idea

>>511446243 (OP)
Then this is your future:
https://youtu.be/9wJpBPckm9U

>>511447586
We share a lot of DNA with bananas too, retard.

>>511448892
Yer pigs with rhesus monkey. Hence RH+, rhesus monkey positive. Just tailored thinking mining equipment made from pigs. Just your genesis as explained in your own mythology. As a species you're only 6500 years old. And nothing wrong with you being part pig. They are friendly, smart, funny and meticulously clean, very trainable (smarter than dogs)...then some character in myth by the name of galzu added rhesus monkey for opposable thumbs so they could obtain shiny gold rocks they needed for whatever project they were doing.

Piggy.

>>511446360
They're supposed to arrive in November. Can ukraine even last that long?

>>511449989
Carbon dating, fossile records and however astronomers measure how old a celestial body is in relation to the big bang origin point beg to differ.

>>511450493
We also have records of five previous mass extinctions.

>>511450493
Whatever story makes you sleep at night is a good story. For 2000 years had lots convinced that old men in dresses that are called father as they practiced ritual necromancy and cannibalism while running a church banking trust was your gateway to an afterlife. And apparently it's some black Jewish Ethiopian guy that used to cross dress and perform Benny Hinn stage magic that's the center of it all.

Theories, standards and stories, there are so many to choose from.

>>511450571
You ever looked at teeth? Some people's teeth are pointy, but most are flat. Like pigs. No canine teeth just a mouth full of obviously flat teeth. With tiny hands, feet and noses. Tend to put on weight, both fat and muscle, stout would be a word to use

Nothing to be a shamed of, just how they were built from pig and rhesus monkey. With tiny ears, noses, feet and hands. And of course a set of flat chompers

>>511451558
People can point at the fossil record and see a clear evolution from homo habilis all the way up to modern human. It goes back about three million years. There is no gap for your god to hide in here.

>>511449989
Meds

if an alien babe comes down to earth and she's only 14 earth years old but on her planet she's an adult is it pedophila to fuck her?

>>511446243 (OP)
They snub us like the jews. fly around in our protected air space and whatever else they get up to. UAPs are a threat that warrant no quarter warfare

>>511446243 (OP)
They aren’t aliens but yes.

>>511446243 (OP)
I'm hoping it's space nazis.