Thread 511457243

You're all a bunch of no good, mcnappin cunts and i am sick of pretending otherwise. That's why 96% of this cuntry sucked up the jew jab. https://www.police.vic.gov.au/police-investigate-east-melbourne-hit-run?

>>511457243 (OP)
oops,mcnappin link
https://www.police.vic.gov.au/caught-mcnapping-southbank?

UK somehow worse

I was waiting for a bake as I cba dealing with the whingy zoomies most of the time.

Kinda sad I waited.

>>511457801
not much news i think

>>511457548
It's coming to Australia. I think the zog learned vital lessons during covid, which is basically that nobody will do shit. I think they are incorrect personally. Nothing ever happens till the precise moment something happens. Bongs are about to kick off.
Here's the plan.
>Gammon bongs finally kick off.
>Commie counter-protestors get violent.
>Commie counter-protestors start getting beaten up, just like the good days under Hitler.
>Ohnoes.jpg.
>Nigger Yoofs and tings suddenly decide to riot, with the usual community organisers in their midst.
>Nobody like niggers, and it doesn't go like they think.
>Extreme Policing, resulting in casualties.
>Then idk ...

Starmer is toast, politically. But I suppose he's done his job. His job was to escalate in Ukraine and serve Israel. And now the UK is an authoritarian state, so who knows where it goes.

>>511458025
UK got selected for next nwo test phase

Bajo update: he recovered from a successful testicle operation but it cost a bit so he had to do an appearance on Good Game Spawn Point to talk about the retro significance of sonic the hedgehog

>>511458167
I take the view that King Charles is key here. People, inc myself, don't understand the power of the monarchy. They can't refuse to sign a bill, but they can 'arrange' matters, or try, to ensure the bill is one they would happily sign. I've noted the change in the UK since Chuckie and Starmer came on the scene. And Starmer is clearly a nothing rent-boy bummer who serves the zog. I don't see a leader. Chuckie serves the establishment, but is still a key player, I don't think he's a nothing.
But yeah, looks like UK has been selected. I can't for the life of me imagine why they want to turn the UK into Bangladesh, it'd be better to simply nuke it, but they are strange folks.

>>511457243 (OP)
>tfw no dommy gf
Why even live bros?

>>511458587
Nah selected for containment with digi ID, censored internet and prob digi ID currency

>>511457801
>>511457916
>anon makes effort thread
>fags spend all day baiting and trying to ruin it
>no thread gets made
>anons cry out for a real thread
There is no winning.

>>511457243 (OP)
i love how much she looks like me

>>511458840
effort thread when?

>>511458865
post whip

>>511459356
k
95volvo 850 glt
141k miles

>>511459082
Not today by the looks of it when they get made they get made early

>>511459356
Don't talk to the skatepark pedo.

Morning queerpoofs. I took Ivermectin yesterday, and I think it's working. Feel much better, albeit still a bit AIDS. I suspect everyone should have an Ivermectin regimine, at least once a year, even if they aren't sick. Also maybe heroin.

>>511460131
For me its psychedelics and cocaine once or twice a year.

>>511457243 (OP)
What's life like back home?
>Mfw just got a job
>Mfw didn't need it, just want to buy a second house (need to grow my landlordin' revenue
BTW I was homeless and unemployable back in AUS (your economy is shit because your government hates you, and they want you to blame yourselves)

Considering buying a rolls royce from the 70s and tanking the inevitable money-pit-ness it will be, gonna get my wife some hot cosplay or latex and make her drive me around in it (she's a good girl who does what she's told, easy to find in rural US)

Btw did you guys do a civil war yet? kill off the chinks living there? everything I hear from that hole it just gets worse lmao, planning to leave soon? it's either that or do a war and you gave up your guns so you know you're too poof to do that lmao

t.never ever EVER going back

inaprovaline, for basically anything at anytime of the day or night.

>>511458587

Butthurt from living under Raj
Travels 10,000 miles to live under Raj
Why are they like this?

>>511459606
oh no where is the freemason jester thread with the 33 posts by op

>>511459082
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>511459082
Effort thread when Australia gets a middle class again
>never ever

>>511460548
IT? A lot of my senpai will prob start dying from the jab in next few years

>>511461057
Nah, taco bell, I find it funny that working there will get me another rental, I'll also find going there in a rolls very funny
Really it's fucking madness that anyone here is poor at all, it's so easy to be rich here

I'm voting Steph Hunter

Oh and like, one of the placements in my rental I rent for SUPER cheap (800 a month when it's worth 1500 a month), but in australian poverty dollars that's like 1300 a month, and you have to wonder how much better off australia would be without a minimum wage, because the 21 dollars or whatever minimum wage you have where no one will EVER give you a job has less purchasing power than the 15 an hour minimum wage taco bell job I have that will easily and unironically buy my second rental property

It's absolutely crazy no one has killed at least one member of parliament over in cuckberra, you have no future lmao

>>511457243 (OP)
Is she an abo? Much hotter than Lydia.

>>511460708
WE COLONISAARS NOW

>>511462625
Kek, I can't remember the last time I saw a jeet

Morning cunts. What is up? I got nothing this morning. A little sad to see bong falling to communism, but they voted for this, so it's their own fault. Also if they refuse to deport all the niggers, that's also their fault. So actually happy they are suffering, because they deserve it.

>>511462861
Is it nice to see people suffering worse than you?

State media is gloating that the covid hero doctors appeal was rejected.
Apparently the doctor was giving hundreds of medical exemptions to anyone that asked

finished happy gilmore 2, i laughed about 5 times and cringed about 7 times incl 3 in the ending sequence. Took four attempts to finish. Overall 6*/10 but if it came out in the 90s or 00s would be 5/10 (*falling standards adjusted)
>>511461567
what? you manager?

>>511457548
We should go help them, shitpost on their behalf, send our strongest racists

>>511463035
Nah, literally minimum wage employee, the 1000 a fortnight covers a 600 a month mortgage and makes my bank happy
The funniest thing here is all the yanks complaining about how shit the country is and how they can't afford a home, I have a net worth approaching 7 figures now and all it takes is just not being stupid with money

>>511463264
Fuck off cunt

>>511462929
Yes. Is this even a question? But don't worry seppo, the suffering will come to me too. And that's a good thing.

>>511463264
are you in a bumfuck flyover state?

My flat is probably relatively cheap in the grand scheme. But it's still around %40 of my post-tax income. I expect rents to keep rising, and we'll all be paying the 75% dogbox tax.
Weirdly, pajeets never seem to have the same issue. Not sure what that is.

>>511457661
Who even gets put to jail for that?

>Have they tried... you know, not being criminals?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-27/human-rights-abuses-in-wa-prisons-explained/105569752

Interesting. Google and Chink Tok may sue our government in the High Court vis the censorship. Kind of ironic that it takes yanks and chongs, but there you go.
It's clear to me that it fails the basic pub test for the constitution, and meets the standard of repressive censorship. But I sat in my house watching during covid as, again and again, judges made the most ridiculous decisions that made no sense, and were fuck all related to the law. So, my hopes aren't high.
>Have legal problems.
>Insert pedo judge.
>Have no legal problems.

Many such cases.

>>511463602
I'm in the beautiful appalachians, far from other people, sorry for not responding for a while, I just picked some blueberries from my backyard

>>511463346
Yes I did, that's why I'm rich now

>>511465214
hot rod duncan

>>511464770
It's all well and good feeling like "criminals" deserve cruel treatment until they put you in there for not taking the bird flu vax or not doing your mandatory daily apologies to our First Nations Peoples properly

Even after I filter all the foreign flags in the thread it still looks like shit.

>>511465933
>Do the crime, do the tim-ACK!

In other news - welcum to cuntry btfo
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14942847/wa-liberals-country-net-zero.html

>>511465933
>Mfw all the police in my small town are frenly
>Mfw my neighbors would all shoot the fedboys if the government even got 20% as bad as in Australia

>>511457243 (OP)
>picrel
PHWOAR

>>511458025
>Starmer is toast politically
You sure about that?
You sure he won't rise like Stairman Dan and grab that second term?
Stairman managed it just by being annoying and having his voooooter base come in clutch with the
>PLEASE DADDY, GOVERN ME HARDER
>I SAID HHHHHAAAAARRRRRRDDDDEEEERRRR
>HARD ENOUGH MY GONADS CAN FEEL IT
>I NEED TO COOM VIA YOU HITTING MY PROSTATE

Insiders with Albo looks gud.

>>511467038
Who is that handsome boy?