Christians just cant catch a break can they?
normally id say i told you so, but the deacon of the church who found it already admitted it was a fake, so idk why its even a debate. they even caught the forger lol.
once you realize christianity is jewish, and have really come to terms with that fact, then accepting that jews lied, moses never existed, jesus never existed, etc, its kine of implicit. so its never a matter of being wrong, but merely how long it takes for normal people to realize jewish things are jewish.
i dont want to have to be right, itd all be so nice if jews werent jews and jewish things werent jewish, but unfortunately that simply isnt reality.
https://archive.ph/gmhcp

>new research claims

>>511992005 (OP)
We have the opportunity to tell the shroud of turin to modern audiences

>>511992132
they. caught. the. forger.
the. church. deacon. admitted. it. was. fake.

its like talking to a brick wall

At this point proving it even faker seems like a waste of money. There's a forest worth of pieces of the true cross out there that can be carbon dated to the middle ages, probably better to start picking those off one by one.

>>511992005 (OP)
Moon landing is still fake and gay.

>>511992397
thats jew 101, wasting peoples time. so obviously theyre going to try to keep wasting peoples time.

I have seen God, I can beat all of you in chess. All anti-christs will go to Hell.

Just a reminder.

>>511992522
>nasa fake therefore space fake
>new york real therefore spiderman real
>jerusalem real therefore jesus god

>>511992579
set up a game and send me a link

>>511992273
You
Speak
Like
A
Fag

>>511992579
Let's play fischers random.

>>511992665
>>511992718
Play amongs yourself. I will sleep. You will never win against Me.

I am the chosen ONE of God.

>>511992005 (OP)
Oh hey, Cicero Moraes. The same Brazilian kike who generated black Jesus, and all the other hilarious “reconstructions” of Jewish figures. https://www.timesofisrael.com/9000-year-old-jericho-skull-gets-virtual-facelift-using-plastic-surgery-techniques/amp/

>>511992273
And how did he get blood that dates to around 20AD? And how’d this forget invent photography and how’d he’d get materials only present 1400 years before hand thousands of miles away when he was a lowly peasant?

Man the cray work really fucked if your forgery claims!

>Research says
>Ben Cost

kek. I don't even care/think it's real, but that's the most kikes article title ever.

>>511992690
yeah that was the joke.. im trying to speak so they will understand

ffs, you people. its too late for you. how did you even come by this place? you shouldnt be here. you dont belong here.

>>511992780
>bitches out
pottery

>>511992273
christkikes are robots

>>511993000
Oh, hey. The cunt still have energy to talk shit to christ. Can't sleep without sinning, huh?

>>511992862
where did you even get blood that dates to 20ce before jesus even (allegedly) started his ministry? thats the real question

All anti-christs will go to Hell. There is no exception. You are weak, and powerless, and you will go to Hell. You will alone for all eterniry in Hell. You will be a cripple in Hell.

>>511993068
its like 4pm in america, i dont live in tel aviv like you jew worship shillers

Hell is a sewer for a garbage souls like you. You will die. It is inevitable, and you will wake up in Hell.

>>511992005 (OP)
jesus was real, he was not the son of god, jews did kill him and he was a white passing mutt, his mom was a hapa and his dad was some soldier who was a white passing mutt too

mutts of the time idealized whiteness like all non-whites do. that's all christianity was until kikes took it over and used it to brainwash whites/white mutts into not seeing that jews are clearly all that's left of neanderthals

>>511993187
I live in Thailand. It's 6 am here.

>>511992005 (OP)
>Shroud of Turin
Just another Catholic "magical artifact" for them to wank themselves over. No one else cared or believed this was real.

Christcucks worship a Jew because a Jewish book told them to

>>511992924
its no secret jews no longer need christianity because it fulfilled it purpose by handing them global power, but that doesnt mean it still wasnt fake and jewish

>>511993288
I worship the omnipotent God.

if shroud real how come no show peepee

>The Lord will plague you with diseases until he has destroyed you from the land you are entering to possess.

New study just dropped!

>>511993277
>just a totally normal Thai guy on an english website shilling for jew worship

>>511993404
I'm not normal. I'm the fucking chosen ONE of God.

>>511993322
if god was omnipotent we wouldnt even be here genius

>>511993280
They literally just dated it last year, OP is smoking crack.
https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2024/8/24/whats-the-big-mystery-behind-the-shroud-of-turin

>>511992862
>20AD
1300s, rather.

>>511993451
oy vey hes one of the two witnesses

In all Heaven and Earth
In all that exixted and will exist for all of Eternity

I, alone, am the chosen ONE of God.

>>511992005 (OP)
>>511992232
>>511992690
Get me Early Life on this faggot:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C3%ADcero_Moraes

>>511992005 (OP)
Ok. Recreate it using only what was available in the 14th century and with the knowledge they would have had. Go ahead.

>>511992005 (OP)
>the deacon of the church who found it already admitted it was a fake
Can I have proofs please?

>>511993548
The King of Kings, and Lord of Lords. That's Me.

Fake news based on more fake news, that is somehow build on even greater fake news.

St. Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou,
O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan,
and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world
seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

>>511993552
Before you continue going full turboretard, sit the jews' fucking god Ares, which they put above their other gods after they got assfucked in several battles.

>"Studies suggest Vikings were Muslim, jews feel generational holohoax and the native Europeans are Black. Take the vax because our experts say so"
>(((Studies and experts)))
>"Also this christian thing is fake"
>WOW SO FRICKIN TRUE BASED JEWS LOOK LOOK THE EXPERTS SAID SO
This board is so brown

>>511993474
My God is omnipotent. That's why I am the number 1 chess champion of /pol/
>The Lord will grant that the enemies who rise up against you will be defeated before you. They will come at you from one direction but flee from you in seven.

>>511993121
>how could the blood be from 20AD??
It’s called error bars retard. See ACTUAL measurements have an uncertainty to them. But the range her makes a Middle Ages forgery impossible and dates it back to right around when Jesus lived.

And that’s why you’re a kike shill. You are pushing a 3d model based on unicorn farts above actual scientific measurement.
https://www.mdpi.com/2571-9408/5/2/47

>>511993662
sit and read about* that edit of mine sucked more cocks than a choirboy in the vatican.

>>511993662
You will never win against God.
>The Lord will send on you curses, confusion and rebuke in everything you put your hand to, until you are destroyed and come to sudden ruin because of the evil you have done in forsaking him.

>>511993479
im sure this debunks the church admitting it was fake, the forger who confessed, the 1400 year absence of provenance, and all those other crucifying details

>>511992005 (OP)
Lol. Kikes won't rest until they can "prove" it's fake.

>>511993903
You are a weakling, and you will get cursed for going agaisnt God.
>The Lord will afflict you with madness, blindness and confusion of mind. At midday you will grope about like a blind person in the dark. You will be unsuccessful in everything you do; day after day you will be oppressed and robbed, with no one to rescue you.

>>511993576
no ones taking that deal. theres only a handful of forgers in the world who could do this, and theyd make alot more money forging a new relic and selling it to the church then to show you how they forged it.

the church will buy basically anything, so desperate are they to provide evidence of jesus' existance. (there is none)
thats why these jewish rackets exist. jews would sell christians relics. the same relic often twice, so competing sects would be able to try to legitimize themselves.

>>511994089
wtf i thought jesus was aryan

>>511993589
https://bibleinterp.arizona.edu/articles/turin358031

>Don't forget that in the XIII century there were (at least) forty burial shrouds of Jesus circulating in Eastern and Western Europe. Each of them was of course the real thing. A few of those cloths are still visible today in France (Carcassonne, Cahors, Cadouin); others have been lost or destroyed during the French revolution.

>>511994089
You will burn in Hell. You will witness untold suffering before dying.
>Your carcasses will be food for all the birds and the wild animals, and there will be no one to frighten them away.

>>511993509
See >>511993747
actual measurements date it back to around 20AD+- a century. Which is right in line with what you’d expect.

>>511993555
Not needed. He works extensively with Israel. He has done TONS of work for them.>>511992862 this access is NOT normal. So if he’s not a kike he is their paid lapdog. Either way this is trying to push 3d modeling out to try and supplant the actual scientific measurement which shows the shroud IS authentic.

>>511993747
nevermind those 3 different independent experiments at 3 different labs who all dated it to between 1260-1390CE, which cohencidentally happens to be right when it spontaneously materialized

>>511994219
give mroe insight regarding his working with wasreal

>>511992132
>>511992232
>>511993964
lol retard, you don't need even need muh advanced scientific tests to prove it's fake, you can even do it at home: smear your own face with fake halloween blood, then wrap a white paper towel around your head. Then look at the resulting impression.

>>511994418
This is your fate. This is what you are cursed with. You will get cucked.
>You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit.

>>511992005 (OP)
>christianity is jewish,
Do your homework retard, Christianity was first.
Who wore the little hat first? Who made who wear it?
Kys water clouder

christcucks eternally BTFO'd

>>511994656
I'm not the cuck. You are. You are cursed. You will get cucked. You will never have a proper partner.
>You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit.

>>511994218
anything sounds preferable to jewish heaven and having to spend an eternity with jews

>>511994655
>abraham was a christian
he never knew that rabbi

>>511994750
oh nooooo, a magic jew curse, I'm totally fucked!!

>>511994758
Why don't you pluck your eyes out right now then? You think you will have those shit after 20 years?

Nope. You will lose it. You will become a blind fuck.

All because you oppose GOD.

>>511994656
kek
loving the clown makeup

>>511994860
The curse of God is extremely powerful.
>Your sons and daughters will be given to another nation, and you will wear out your eyes watching for them day after day, powerless to lift a hand.

>>511994656
IT'S MY MATE GRAHAM!

>>511994881
You don't even go to church, groypercuck LARPer.
Fun fact: The vast majority of actual christians worldwide are left-leaning.

>>511994418
The radio carbon dating experiments? You mean the replicated experiments showing that the REPAIR job was conducted in the 14th century PRECISELY when it is claimed to have happened?

Gee why does the dating of the REPAIRED portion not correspond to the date of original manufacture? Oh and the x ray data is quite conclusive that the shroud is from circa 20AD PRECISELY when it’s claimed to be.

Which proves the entire story of the shroud is true. When it was made, where it was made, when it was repaired, and where it were kept.

But surely you knew that, because this is thy e entire reason that this story is being pushed: you MUST convince people the shroud is NOT legit or it means you are evil.

EL GORDO LORDO JAJAJA

>>511994978
I go to church whenever I feel like it.

>>511995038
crazy how it looks just like the guy

>>511994978
Fun fact, my ass. You are not fun you stupid bitch.

Money worshipper will all go to Hell.
>Their end is destruction, their god is their belly, and they glory in their shame, with minds set on earthly things.

>>511994986
>3 different pieces all part of the same "repair"
sauce?

Keep working for that worthless paper. You will be judged.
>For, as I have often told you before and now tell you again even with tears, many live as enemies of the cross of Christ. Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is set on earthly things.

(((Supreme Gentleman))), but fat and pasty

>>511992005 (OP)
(((New research claims)))

How do people who believe it's real miss the obvious part of the story where a Roman soldier stabbed Jesus in the chest with a spear to make sure he was dead. You don't think that would've left plenty of blood or fluid from the lungs on his body, which should've transferred to the cloth?

>>511992005 (OP)
I'm not Roman Catholic nor Eastern Orthodox. I do not hold relics to be of any real importance to the pure and true gospel, they are merely historical artifacts. The shroud being real or not has absolutely positively no effect on me or my faith whatsoever.

>>511994986
>the x ray data is quite conclusive that the shroud is from circa 20AD PRECISELY when it’s claimed to be.
but thats literally the opposite of what happened. they radiocarbon dated three pieces of the turin shroud at three different labs in three different parts of the world, and all of them dated them to between 1260-1390

and then, for additional veracity, they carbon tested a genuine jerusalem shroud from the period afterward, the Akeldama shroud (which bore no resemblance to the Turin shroud), and were able to accurately determine it was from around the year 50. so it wasnt radiocarbon dating that was wrong, it was the fact the relic they were a testing didnt exist prior to the 13th century is all.
https://bibleinterp.arizona.edu/articles/turin358031

>>511995505
>a guy who looks like that can figure it out, but christcucks cant
it really is sad when you think about it

>>511996025
You will die and go to Hell.
You will die and go to Hell.
You will die and go to Hell.

>>511992232
>>new research claims

>>511992005 (OP)
>((("research claims")))

>>511996072
the place where all the based people go, and whose way is lit up with the bones of traitors who served the jews? i already said, that sounds preferable to spending an eternity with jews

didnt augustine say: "Hell was made for the inquisitive"?
yeah.. that is literally me.

>>511992005 (OP)
>research claims
lol

>>511996410
Hell is the cripple you will feel when you lose both your eyes, and have dementia. There shall be nothing for you to eat in Hell. No creation for you to take.

Only yourself. No salvation.

>>511996458
>>511996400
>>511996113
>>511995553
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST NOT DO RESEARCH
this is how they cope

>>511995042
So, never?

>>511997023
Usually. When I feel like I need a cleasing.

>>511997204
so its like a therapist, but free (for them).

>>511992005 (OP)
I don't believe in Jesus Christ because of the shroud, I believe in Him because He called me. It's a personal thing between you and the Holy Spirit working in you. You can not transfer this faith to someone else, especially not to people that don't want to believe in God.

There is also enough historical evidence for those that really need it. Then there is Biblical and prophetic proof of His existence, the history of Christendom of the last 2000 years bears witness to the truth of His word. History is His_Story. Prophecy is history foretold and history is prophecy in the making. Prophecy is mostly there to look back into history and see its fulfillment plain and clear, problem is we have a lot of counter-reformation plots and most people have never even heard of the true Protestant historical interpretation of Revelation prophecy.

I always had my doubts regarding the shroud, it isn't really that important regarding my faith in Christ, it's usually a Roman Catholic thing, which makes me doubt the whole thing. But also scripture makes me doubt since there was actually two separate parts of cloths.

John 20:6-7
Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen clothes lie, And the napkin, that was about his head, not lying with the linen clothes, but wrapped together in a place by itself.

>>511997539
Like taking a bath. The soul also need regular cleansing. You have a filthy soul and keep talking shit to God because you can't go to church.

>>511992005 (OP)
The Catholic Church was proto-disneyland

at some point in history, they had the holy foreskin of Yoshke on display just so fat europeans could go with their also obese kids and leave a tip to the church for the "service"

>>511993248
and yet not one single person made any mention of his appearance. not so much as a frown, let alone being a foot taller than everybody else, or being of a superior race than them.

no.. in fact, he was of the tribe of benjamin, apparently. you know who else was of the tribe of benjamin? saul the pharisee. and luckily, we do have a description of him. maybe it will give us some idea of what jesus might've looked like, had he existed.

>>511997788
All anti-christs are filthy garbage. They belong in a trash bin of Hell.

>>511994181
Good article, interesting that they censored the papal bull after the Vatican learned it was an artistic representation of what the shroud would look like. Thank you for the proofs.

>>511997733
why would i need a rebranded synagogue to speak to god* or receive a spiritual cleansing? im white, i can just do that myself, and for real.

*gods

>>511998109
You are a weakling piece of shit. My God is the best killer. My God can kill the garbage, and make me pure.

>>511992005 (OP)
You're not a real Christian unless you worship EVERY SINGLE JEW ON THIS PLANET!!!

>>511998281
I worship the omnipotent God.

>priceless religious artifact
>nobody ever talks about it for 1200 years because… uhhh…
It’s fake nigga god damn
I thought you aren’t supposed to do idol worship anyways

>>511998281
hes got a point tho
if youre so cognitively and spiritually retarded as to worship a jew as your god, you are cognitively and spiritually retarded enough to worship jews as your gods, its merely about creating the conditions necessary in order to achieve that.

>>511998373
That's the point of the Rabbi's speech lmao

>>511998924
What's the point? Filthy liars are not God.

>>511998879
Jesus Christ has the spirit of the omnipotent One.

>>511993903
im sure your complete statement that completely lacks of any sources, evidence, details, citations, will easily be accepted by anyone interested in reading them, and you will have finally succeeded in finally getting rid of Christianity

except the fact that you're gay
AND
your points were already refuted earlier in the thread
>>511992132


SUCKAAA

>>511995603
They clean the body before burial just like we do now.

>New Research
>In 1389 the Bishop of Troyes sent a memorial to Antipope Clement VII, declaring that the cloth had been "artificially painted in an ingenious way" and that "it was also proved by the artist who had painted it that it was made by human work, not miraculously produced".

Ya'll niggas think this shit is real while even the church didn't believe it in 1389, you're fuckin' rubes

>>511992005 (OP)
I laugh my arse off when christians suddenly become scientific experts on the shroud of turin
while simultaneously denying dinosaurs existed with literal mountains of hard undeniable evidence

>>511999648
It's a simple concept. All anti-christs have nothing worth listening to. They see nothing wrong with lying. They will sell out their family for money. They are filth.

>>511992005 (OP)
>new research claims
kike bait thread

all fields

>>511997788
bible is proto-hollywood
bullshit stories with giant plotholes that brainwash the audience into donating all their money

>>511999648
>someone said something
>doesn't even cite the source
>ALREADY mentioned EARLIER

wow you nigger-jews typically just make a new thread of the same subject every time you get btfo
>like you are in this thread
but the desperation an butthurt are SO GREAT among them today, they must keep making the SAME argument, in the SAME thread, even when it's already been proven wrong!
>>511992132

i pity you, nigger-jews

>>511999936
God is real, and you a filthy scum who is destined for Hell.

>>511999794
Christians don't deny dinosaurs existed you tard. That's not even the question regarding Christians and Dinosaurs. It was whether or not they existed side by side with humans (they did, that's why we talk about dragons).

>>511999936
>bullshit stories with giant plotholes
prove it

>wah i can't goy
or
>find my evidence for me goy
or
>i already did goy
>then can't link to the post in the thread they're referring to

this is literally how every single shill argues

especially jew shills

>>511992005 (OP)
What we definitely know is that there have been countless other forgeries of "miracles" before.

>>511999955
m8 everything in that image is wrong, even just starting with the 1988 carbon dating.

>the unweighted mean was "691 ± 31 years", which corresponds to calibrated ages of "1273–1288" with 68% confidence, and "1262–1312, 1353–1384 CE cal" with 95% confidence.
>As reported in Nature, Anthos Bray of the Instituto di Metrologia 'G. Colonetti', Turin, "confirmed that the results of the three laboratories were mutually compatible, and that, on the evidence submitted, none of the mean results was questionable."

95% confidence from 3 separate laboratories that it dates between 1200-1400CD

>>511999219
just read the thread next time and you wont have that problem
>bishop Pierre d'Arcis in 1389 wrote that the dean of the collegiate church of Lirey had the Shroud displayed with the deliberate intent of deceipt and cash offerings from the pilgrims (fraude premeditata). The bishop even stated that some people were paid to fake healings so that the faithful in the church could believe that miracles were happening thanks to the relic (ut subtili ingenio aurum extorqueretur ab eis, inibi confingebatur miracula mendaciter certis hominibus ad hoc precio conductis, qui se sanari fingebant in ostensione dicti sudarii, quod domini sudarium ab omnibus credebatur.)
https://bibleinterp.arizona.edu/articles/turin358031

>>512000054
yes they do, they say fossils are all fake and made by atheists because the devil wants them to debunk the bible

>>511999992
god is real yes, but not your god

>>512000140
let us start with exodus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7GbiFHFn_k

not a single fossilised turd found in the sinai desert, and they would be preserved since it's so dry, how many shits do you think they did there for 40 years?
no sign of any habitation

bible is fake and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTilTcdVAb8

>>511992005 (OP)
So if the shroud is fake then the moon landing is fake and that the earth is flat and is currently rotating around Saturn

>>511994758
Jews don’t even believe in heaven

Heaven is the carrot on a stick for the retarded goyim. It’d be filled with African Christians if it were real lmao

>>512000379
>What we definitely know

ok so notice this guy here, makes a bold statemebt of fact
>"we" [whoever that is KNOW]

ok

PROVE IT

>>511997788
>fat europeans
lol.. no.

>>512000617
>the exodus didn't happen
kind of broad statement, peckerwood
which part?

because for example, it was a group of canaanites that occupied egypt in antiquity for a mere gay 100 years before being kicked out, and this was the
>hyksos
so there's some truth to this story, only in the sense that canaanites were expelled from egypt thousands of years ago

sound familiar? lel

>>512000724
You seem to rever these fake cunts bunch of fithy liars in high regard. Why is that?

>>511992005 (OP)
>new research claims
hahaha

>>511993121
>20ce

>>512000938
>which part?
which part of citizen kane was real?

if the jews were slaves in egypt, why didn't egypt mention it? they wrote EVERYTHING down
it never happened, it's fiction and you fell for it

>>511992005 (OP)
is this the Epstein files thread or the Palestinian genocide thread you pathetic anglokikesaxon protestant jew filth

>>512000617
jewish navigators.. amirite?
now imagine having a jewish SPIRITUAL navigator
such is the tragedy of the christcuck

>>512000938
>so there's some truth to this story
at least you admit it is a story
which means it's not the word of god
which means it's not a textbook
which should make you question what else in the bible is fake and gay

>>512000617
>let us start with exodus

>>512000938
>"the exodus didn't happen"
>kind of broad statement, peckerwood
>which part?

>>512001286
>which part?
>which part of citizen kane was real?
do you consider this an effective means of convincing other people you have a point or speak facts?

>>512001286
>if the jews were slaves in egypt, why didn't egypt mention it?
probably because the "jews" as a people weren't labeled that until many centuries later

they DO HOWEVER mention the
>habiru
frequently

>>512001323
it was actually from india
once you realise this, many many many things make sense, like why there's a golden calf, why they both made film studios, abraham/a brahmin, so on and so forth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5-iWABFjGo

>>512000054
now try telling them dinosaurs arent extinct

>>512001433
>at least you admit it is a story
>tacitly admits he doesn't have shit for an argument for proof
well heck golly gee brucenstein

you could wager the ENTIRE BIBLE is full of "stories"

because that's what's in them, stories about shit that happend

i could also tell you "story" about world war II you canaanite nitwit

does that mean wwII never happened?

>>511992946
KYS nigger

>>512001570
sorry bro
it never happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iep4gnmJeRE

spiderman is also not real
sorry bro

>>511993617
Based

>>512000938
>the exodus didn't happen
>kind of broad statement, peckerwood
>which part?
all of it
made it all up.

>>512001788
i literally just gave you proof kike

>ew goy your proof isn't real

you're dumb as fuck you upside kangaroo kike

>>512001127
yeah, cuck era. why, what do you use?

>>511992005 (OP)
> Christians just cant catch a break can they?
“Christians” aren’t overly concerned about idolatrous relics. You mean Catholics.

>>512001682
unreliable stories written by men, not by god

they leave out many important details
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlil#Flood_myth

it's like relying on hollywood films to tell you real ww2 history
if it's not accurate, if it doesn't reflect reality, why would I base my worldview on it?
it would only lead to endless errors, which we see in the religious

>>511992273
Good? Real Christians prefer idols to be brought down. Trying to make us look crazy by associating us with artefacts that are probably fake is not going to work. The truth is held by God, not man.

>>512001915
what proof?
a fake map?

also isn't it funny you call me jewish when it's you who is trying to defend the stories of the jews lololololol

>>511993479
Did you even read the study, you retard? It was some experimental technique where you X-ray a thread and estimate the age by how much fraying it has. The age range is completely reliant on factors that no one knows. The Shroud was supposedly missing for hundreds of years, so there is literally no way to control for how it was stored. As a result, depending on which variables you plug in, the Shroud has like a 10,000 year age range. The man who did the test is obsessed with proving the Shroud is real and fakes evidence all the time. He had to retract one of his papers years ago because he was caught making shit up.

>>511992005 (OP)
The idiots made a 3D image on a 2D surface not knowing that it should be splayed across the sheet without a person behind it.

>>511992005 (OP)
>skidmark art

>>512000054
"You mean Jesus lizards? They were dragons!" - Christian retards actually say this dumb fucking shit.

Young earther christians TOTALLY deny basic science, you goober.

What's funny is that pretty much all of history is fake
https://www.unz.com/article/how-fake-is-roman-antiquity/
For all you know Jesus was crucified 600 years ago and you're both right

>>511992005 (OP)
don't lump all christians, the shroud is a carholic thing and seemingly a hoax for first, second, and third glance

>>512001788
>no mention of "moses"
>there was a guy named "thutmose"
>pure cohendicdence goy!

here's the deal you slimy, smarmy, dumb faggot kikes

there's no proof that jews, or even more laughably as your gay video insists
>israelis
in egypt

it's because
>jews
and
>israelies
DIDN'T
FUCKING
EXIST
YET

you and that gay video's argument basically amounts to
>even though the HYKSOS
>CANAANITE invaders
>ruled egypt for about a century
>well GUH
>they WEREN'T called JEWS or ISRAELIS
>even though the bible says that the hebrew people basically formed out of a GROUP of CANAANITES that were KICKED out of egypt

y'all are so fucking pathetic with this shit

nigger-jew hairsplitting at it's finest

>>512002312
there's a bunch of them swarming into every dinosaur thread

>>512002335
>pretty much all of history is fake
>"lel look goy, EVERYTHING is fake!"
>"you just can't believe anything, ever!"

holy shit what are you 12?

>>511992005 (OP)
this has been known for over 30 years, Leonardo trolled everyone

>>512002385
what do sargon of akkad, karna and moses have in common? they were all put in a basket in a river
which is the original story?
you cannot determine this from reading only one book
yet you swear the bible is 100% accurate

>>512002533
>ey goy
>im a butthurt baby bitch
>just wanted to come here a post another unprovable nigger-jew lie

got it

>>512002574
>what do sargon of akkad, karna and moses have in common

I DUNNO but i bet you won't PROVIDE ANY PROOF

OH and look

you didn't

>>512002341
You all deserve to be lumped together because you're all a bunch of willing exoteric cattle that value inherited dogma over self-actualization, an enemy of the species at heart. Nothing wrong as long as i don't hear or see you, pretty much like with faggots, yeah, you're like faggots.

>>512002574
where the fuck did i ever say or imply you ONLY can read the bible?

let's try to put on our BIG BOY YALMULKE, and addres the points of my argument that I actually stated - not ones that you make

>>512002638
>ew goy
>you're this
>you're that
>i hate you >:(

lol that was gay as hell

get more mad and do it again

>>512002147
>"a fake map?"
>Take a quick look at Wikipedia.
>Map is ight there under "Hapiru, Habiru, and ʿApiru"
>based on the Amarna letters corpus
>The Amarna letters are an archive, written on clay tablets, primarily consisting of diplomatic correspondence between the Egyptian administration and its representatives in Canaan and Amurru, or neighboring kingdom leaders, during the New Kingdom, spanning a period of no more than thirty years in the middle 14th century BC. The letters were found in Upper Egypt at el-Amarna, the modern name for the ancient Egyptian capital of Akhetaten, founded by pharaoh Akhenaten (c. 1351–1334 BC) during the Eighteenth Dynasty of Egypt.
>"a fake map?"
My jew, please go improve your shilling, that a 5 second wiki dive can disprove you is embarrassing.

>>512002341
>catholics are the dumb jew worshipers
>we're the smart jew worshipers
It never ends.

>>512002741
Great, a double whammy, a protestant faggot, or at least you sound like you're leaking oil.

>>512002335
the general chronology is correct
we do have enough evidence from many civilizations to fill 2000 years of history

might be a few minor mistakes though

We literally knew this over 100 years ago

Are all Christcucks this stupid?

>>512002764
this poster is aryan as fuck

kikes btfo
>yawn
again

>>512001595
i have long been an advocate for a poo jew historicity and opposed to the PIE/"aryan"/we wuz poos psyop popular amongst glowniggers in the late 19th - early 20th century

for one thing, the poo religion is more advanced than poos themselves, and they could never hope to recreate it.
two, theres alot of weird and degenerate stories unbecoming of white men and more befitting of a semitically minded individual.

for example:
- King Puranjana, who was reborn as a woman due to thinking of his wife at the moment when he died
- Saubhari Muni who became a sexual pervert after having seen fish copulate who had to liberate himself through performing austerities

i think the aryan caste system was probably a jewish invention. their european slave trade dated back to the phoenician era, and by trafficking these highly sought after slaves, they created an artificial demand and status over who could obtain them, which is evident even today if youre white and go to india. this of course increased their monetary value. but who could even afford to buy them, they wouldve been quite rare. jews, obviously, their traffickers. or rather, proto-jews. and apparently the elite family of the buddha, apparently. which isnt surprising since he was born right along that jewish trade lane the radhanites were still using millenias later, right near kashmir.

>>511992005 (OP)
That's been the consensus for a while, believers just want to believe. If you paint your head and wrap a cloth around it, your ear will be like 2 feet away from the other ear when you make it flat again. It was painted on either with animal blood or red paint, they tested for that too I just don't remember which it was. Not human blood though.

At least they were accurate that he was a shitskin. We didn't have a white Jesus until Cesare Borgia commanded that all images of Yeshua be made in his image.

>>512002854
>just keeps making shit up
i accept your concession

>>511992005 (OP)
Hebrew is not lying. My golems, I will explain even though you are villagers from minecraft that cannot comprehend what I am saying. We will redact what we please. Including your people. It isnt of your concern little goy. Diversity is our strength. We need to segregate ourselves from filth like you. You and the blend of other nations are not like us. You are a goy. Cattle. We are G-ds chosen people. Its stated in the Bible, go look it up. Educate yourself on who gave birthrights to? It was given to Jacob not Easu! This is land is OUR land. From California, to the New York Islands goy! You are the calf we barely keep alive and milk, ripe for the taking! I dont care if its based out of deceit. Blessed birthright is bless birthright. Which our people have! It is embedded in our language and in our books. We segregate our kind from yours because you are not like us. Cattle are animals that have no rights. What right? If you are not jewish, you are considered a beast. We are the humans! You are not! Do you shed a tear for chickens that get genocided because of avian flu? Do you mourn the deaths of cows in the slaughterhouse when you are eating your porterhouse steak? Of course not! I will not cry for your bitch ass! I will cry in pain when I slice your throat like the cattle you are! You are the chicken I grab by the ankles you stupid goy! A jew can take (not steal), have sexo (no consent, rape cannot be defined when you are not human) and slaughter (not murder) said beasts because you are cattle with no human rights. I wear my chai necklace to remind me of NPCs like you. Dumb goyim never get it. We explain and explain. Snip the tips of your benis and brand you goy like an owned animal. Do you not know this higher than you mentality? Nephesh Chayyah, you do not have. Beasts you are! With no souls! Die goyim! You dont even know the hate I have for you. Too dumb to know! I cant wait for you christian puppies to die for me! Mandatory Sig P320 standard issue!

>>511992005 (OP)
>everything I don't like is jewish!

>>511992005 (OP)

> once you realize christianity is jewish, and have really come to terms with that fact, then accepting that jews lied, moses never existed, jesus never existed, etc, its kine of implicit.

That’s a huge leap, anon.

>>512002874
>poo jew historicity
lel

jews are shit and poos aren't named that for nothing

it's all coming together like a couple of butt cheeks
>clap
>clap

>>512001693
be better anon

>>512002602
I could but you will reject any proof presented and it is a waste of my energy
all I can do is point you in the direction of proof so you find out for yourself, as I have
but you won't, because you're religious which prevents you from using your brain

>>512002676
you have never read a single book other than the bible lol

>>511992005 (OP)
>perfect 2d image from wrapped 3d body
WHAT WHAT
ITS NOT REAL!?!?!?!?

>>512002874
in ancient vedic texts, the ones too old for poos to understand, they basically explain that they came from the arctic

they have a story of Manu which is like Noah. I guess first Atlantis flooded and they ended up in the arctic.

>new research claims
This has been said many times and yet they still can't prove how the fucking thing was made.

>>512001570
here, try this one.

>>512003133
Probably with magic like the pyramids. Back then they were too fucking retarded for anything else.

>>511992273
>they. caught. the. forger.
So who is he?

>>512002874
it's undeniable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ld4hwwfrE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shatkona

http://www.articlebiz.com/article/419422-1-jews-have-covenant-with-krishna-of-india/

but getting christians to admit their masters are long lost indians is exhausting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tw7LIykvBw

>>512003156
ok, so were you going to explain why you posted that map?

how about this map?

>>512003133
They have. An Italian guy recreated almost perfectly by using dyes and baking it in an oven. They only thing he couldn't replicate was the hundreds of years of age, for obvious reasons.

>>511992005 (OP)
>(((new)))
>(((research)))
>(((claims)))
It must indeed be genuine then

>>511993903
>im sure this debunks the church admitting it was fake,
Depending on the year/decade/century the Church changes their position on a lot of things for many reasons.
>the forger who confessed
What was his name?
HOW WAS IT MADE?

>>511992005 (OP)
>However, skeptics have disputed the theory, citing a carbon dating analysis that placed the shroud’s creation between 1260 to 1390 — a time when low-relief sculptures of religious figures were prevalent
Its the same argument they've been using for decades. "New research" lmao, I knew they were going to do this meme again.
This has been debunked. The section that was carbon dated originally was a corner piece that was a restoration repair job done during the Middle Ages. You can even see where the threads are sown into the original whole. They did dating on pollen samples found in the shroud and they date correctly to Jesus' time. Someone should have told these intrepid researchers that their brand new research study has been debunked for like 20 years.
And before you try it, I'm not even a Bible thumping Christcuck. I just believe in reality and good arguments, and this bullshit with the shroud has been repeated over and over. Its not true, the artifact is original, you have to just eat that.

>>511992005 (OP)
It’s literally a cloth they threw over statues to prevent dust and sun damage. Didn’t they even find color pigments on the shroud? Probably indicative of it being on something painted rather than Jesus’ mascara.

>>512003320
>They have. An Italian guy recreated almost perfectly by using dyes and baking it in an oven.
He literally didn't.

>>512002856
we do if you understand the economic, social, spiritual, literary, cultural and intellectual retardation which came as a consequence of the first jewish-christian dark age and people having been required by law to worship a jew.

>>512003223
>Probably with magic like the pyramids. Back then they were too fucking retarded for anything else.
There are numerous theories as to how the pyramids were made. They DON'T KNOW how the Shroud was made. They can't duplicate it today (we can duplicate the pyramids today)

And since i've already jumped in this retarded religious D&C thread i might as well ask this.
I once long ago found a self-made site where the site owner adjusted the timeline of the jewish exodus to during Amenhotep III reign and a bit before Akhenaten. There was, from what i vaguely remember, a handful of convincing claims for why the jewish exodus occurred during that period of time including the idea that Akhenaten founded his Atenism religion because of the exodus. Unfortunately now i can barely remember the claims, nor what the site was called, and can't check if what i remember is bullshit or not because of it.
If anyone knows what i'm talking about i'd greatly appreciate help with this.

>>512003424
>It’s literally a cloth they threw over statues to prevent dust and sun damage.
Nope. Debunked.

Guess what's not fucking fake and gay and a weeping nailed martyr?

SOL, of course. The Invincible Sun, rising to freely gift the miracles of light and life, and examples of time and order! Every single day, for every single person alive and that's ever lived! It's TRUE.

You see, both sides of the current dichotomy are wrong...but for different reasons. Abrahamics set a good example HYPOTHETICALLY but fail in the personification of godhood. God doesnt look or sound or think like a person. It's entirely beyond us, as we are. Looking godhood in the face would sting, and he would never come down and comfort you and your problems personally! That's NOT how it works!

Praise SOL

>>512003433
He did. It's obviously fake and you're unironically retarded for believing it's real. The fucking church said it was fake immediately after it was "discovered."

>>512003521
I vaguely remember claims of that nature, but that's all I got

>>512002341
its no more a hoax than christianity and abrahamism in general themselves are

>>512003646
Well thank fuck i'm not the only one then.

>>512003564
>haha
>watch fellow nigger-jews
>i can get these Christians to argue about ANY DUMB FAGGOT argument i can come up with
>*it's always some sad butthurt intending to stop people from worshiping Jesus Christ*
>"haha, Christians hate when you make up lies about their God they believe in"
jews are so ashmed who their true, actual "god" is they refuse to name him and somehow pretend this is holy

people know who the real "god" of the jews is

>>511992273
It's actually real though. Crazy, I know.

>>512003586
>He did.
So if he debunked it (funny how you didn't post a link or anything) why is the debate still raging on? And he didn't debunk anything. No medieval artist would go to all those fucking steps to create this thing.
And it still doesn't look like the Shroud
>HERR DERR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
No excuse, it looked like the Shroud back then too.

>>512003436
yes, it's possible there is a lot of timeline fuckery, however new artifacts and evidence are found which seem to fit into the chronology well
pompeii ruins were found a few decades ago and we have writings and things ... right?

this is all ignoring 'out of place artifacts', but those suggest there were previous civilizations that were fairly advanced and we have little trace of them now
or they could be forgeries

>>512003505
Apparently they can replicate the shroud, and it only seems logical considering it only takes dyeing skills. Your point in disingenuous though, there are many "conjectures" as to how the pyramids were constructed, some relying on magic, the same way many believe the shroud was produced through the same means.

>>512003857
>Apparently they can replicate the shroud
They can't. They do not know how it was made.

>>511994656
>Christ was vacuum sealed in saran wrap
Retard, that's not how fabric behaves. Certainly not fabric from 33AD

>>512003907
They can, Luigi Garlaschelli recreated it in 2009 by using methods available in the 14th century. So your shroud might be real and magical, but it can be recreated by worldly means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MoDMrcXXj8

>Top (((scientist))) tries to recreate the Shourd
>it's done in small sections and not one huge double sided section
>lots of steps taken that no artist from 1000+ years ago would do
>still doesn't look like the Shroud
These are the faggots telling you take 40 vax shots and men can get pregnant.

>>512004146
See >>512004186
You're so fucking retarded.

>>511992005 (OP)
Anyone who buys these 'counter culture' alternative hypothesis is either a certified bullshitter, or is knowingly disregarding how patently absurd it is someone in the middle ages (or earlier) generated a photographic negative before the notion of a photographic negative even existed.
You mocking perverts remark pridefully miracles suddenly stopped when photography was invented, negligent to the fact a photograph(ic negative) existing before hand isn't all the more miraculous.
But keep ignoring the obvious. I'm sure it will hold up in court.

It's a LE FAKE
>pollen from Jerusalem on the Shroud, just in case the artist though they would do fiber testing 700 years later
>cloth used was from that time period, again just in case someone 700 years later decided to test it.

>>512003736
The beauty of SOL is that it acts above human beckoning or guile, and has done so since before we had thought. Jews have nothing to do with the work of SOL, and THAT'S why you're terrified of the light, Mr Shecklestein Silverberg of the JDF. Many such cases!

It's still real to me dam it.

>>512004576
They've debunked nothing, brother. It's still real whether the trannies like it or not.

>>512000140
Lol Exodus absolutely did not happen. Jews were expelled as Hyskos. They were Caanites always and focused on Set

>>512004358
The Ottoman Empire had Greek fire about a thousand years before the Shroud was forged. People in the past were neither dumb nor unskilled.

And it's not a negative, it's just painted on.

>>511992005 (OP)
How come I can wrap it around a grenade, pull the pin and it contains the explosion perfectly with NO DAMAGE?!?! Explain that ATHEISTS!

>>511992273
Who is the forger, then?
Am I allowed to see the forger's confession?
A lot of these "facts" are just desperate, unsupported, outdated opinions, not even the conclusions made by skeptics. I don't trust this post at all.

>>512002764
Ad said tables also correlate between the two SEPARATE dynasties post Habiru takeover of lower Egypt. This is never mentioned in the Bible. Kys

All religious goods are fake. If anything had real healing powers, people would be spamming that shit for world domination.
Kind of like how fortune tellers never win the lottery.

>>512005026
The retard you are responding to comes into every Shroud thread every few months, posts the same dumb shit, it gets debunked, then he retreats and just starts the cycle all over again.

>>512005067
>If anything had real healing powers,
No one said the Shroud had healing powers you fucking faggot.

>>511992005 (OP)>>511992273

The Catholic Church has not officially ever declared the Shroud of Turin to be either authentic or a fake.

>>512005096
Thanks for the heads up, anon. That poster is a real jerk.

>>511992273
>>511992005 (OP)
If christkikes are going to ignore the fact the Catholic Church itself declared it a forgery in the 1300s after a bishop interviewed the artist who made it, no amount of evidence will ever suffice for them.

Again
Catholic Church bishop: "Did you fake this?"
Artist: "Yes."
/pol/ ESL goblinos: "NUH UH ITS REAL"

>>511998252
He's not very good at it then, lol

>>512005302
>>512005254
>The Catholic Church has not officially ever declared the Shroud of Turin to be either authentic or a fake.

>>512005041
Whatever you say man, i don't even care about the Amarna letters, i was just pointing out some aussie using shitty arguments.
What i do care about however is this >>512003521 and that interesting theory on jews being from india that some anons briefly posted about, i'd like to hear more about that since it got my attention.

>>512005254
Bishop Pierre d’Arcis explicitly said it was a forgery, and he investigated it on behalf of the Catholic Church.

>>512005302
lol

>>512004568
>blind kike retard
>feels warmth from somewhere nearby
>barely has enough use of his eyes he can at least sense if it's dark or light
>light fills his eyes
>immediately begins to worship it
uh oh

you been bamboozled

>>512004771
>Jews were expelled as Hyskos. They were Caanites

that's literally what i already said peckerwood
>>512001570

>>511992005 (OP)
No fucking shit. As if the out of proportion arms and hands perfectly covering his penis and balls weren't a big enough clue.

>>512004904
>The Ottoman Empire had Greek fire
what?
as far as I know, the ottomans didnt get the recipe

>>512005302
>If christkikes are going to ignore the fact the Catholic Church itself declared it a forgery in the 1300s
The Church's position on what is real or not changes based on the political climate of the day. For a while epilepsy was a devil inside of you.
> after a bishop interviewed the artist who made it
So what was the artists name?

>>512005451
>prefers to focus on the genital portion of the shroud
>"my advaned knowledge of penis is how I PERSONALLY know it's a fake!"

jews, everyone

>>512005492
>things
>then
>STUFF
>goy

proof?
>wha?
>n-no
>no proof

sad innit

>>512004904
>And it's not a negative, it's just painted on.
It's not painted on faggot. There is no paint or brush strokes on the Shroud. Keep trying and losing.

>>511992232
>brings up trannies unprompted
i cant believe republicans really do this

>>512005382
What kind of infant turns ANY god into the shape of a mutant bull? Pretty cringe. Just like Lucifer and Odin but who's counting? ALL personified fictional deities are fake and gay. And SOL seems pretty obvious to all NORMAL people in our eveyday lives...maybe it's you with shrunken, feeble occuli?

>>511992005 (OP)
>no actual information about what they claim
>no actual empirical evidence just conjecture
>"Ben Cost"
Waste of time this thread, bunch of rebbit coomer fantasy copium

>>512002602
>proof
you mean you dont just know the stories already? its no wonder youre stuck on the jewish reservation. go explore a culture that isnt jews', its all youve ever known

>>511993277
>deus vult christfag anon is a fucking thai
why are all the craziest christians on /pol/ nonwhites

>>511992005 (OP)
That was the most retarded thing I ever read. Literally zero critical thinking involved,

>>511992005 (OP)
Continue to seethe you disgusting "jew" you and the other JIDF itt will perish in hellfire.

>>512005641
>What kind of infant turns ANY god into the shape of a mutant bull?

what in the absolute gay nigger-jew esoteric buttuckery are you on about?

WHERE did I EVER say that?
>uh well goy
>you didn't
>i just put words in your mouth
>because my personal belief system can be easily destroyed with simple criticism
>while your obviously more superior, Christian belief system..
>well goy i can only make up fuck-faced lies about it
>and hope you believe them

finally, the truth comes out

>>512005786
I'm certain it's something in their genes, make's them act schizo about things even without it being something religious.

>>512005717
>you mean you dont just know the stories already?
>listen goy
>you like
>have to ALREADY know the sources for my arguments that prove they exist in any way
>oh.. oh what's that?
>you don't ALREADY know?
>because I CERTAINLY won't provide proof
>that's YOUR job
>you prove MY argument!
>ha
>im so smart

y'all are pathetic and it gets more sad by the day

>>512005492
https://medievalshroud.com/pierre-darcis-bishop-of-troyes/

It was a fabrication by unnamed locals to help a building project. After displaying the forgery, donations from pilgrims increased, which was the point of it. The best we can guess was that it came from Geoffrey II de Charny or his father.

As for the Catholic Church's official stance at the time:
>"as long as an ostentation lasts, no capes, surplices, albs, copes or any other kind of ecclesiastical garments or accoutrements are to be worn, nor any of the solemnities usual to the ostentation of relics performed. Torches, candles and tapers must be kept to a minimum, and no other kind of illumination used instead. And throughout the display of the said image, whenever a large crowd of people has gathered, it is to be formally announced to them, in a loud, clear voice, with no obfuscation, that the image or representation before them is not the true Shroud of our Lord Jesus Christ, but a painting or canvas made in the form of or as a representation of the said Shroud, of our Lord Jesus Christ.”

Ie:
THEY
KNEW
IT
WAS
FAKE

There was even christcucks on here posting about how the shroud was proof jesus existed. These people are symptoms of the jewish cancer we have in our society.

>>512002764
is that the one where the jewish guy who happened to be there when it was found was all like: "this unknown symbol must mean ISRAEL"? and everyone else just cringed and walked away because they didnt want to be the ones to break it to him that his entire culture is fake and his religion is just a social engineering psyop which employs divinity to provide itself an artificial supernatural authority?

>>512002856
Read the articles. This is addressed. There's a lot of duplicates.
>>512002459
You sound pretty jewish.

>>511992132
/thread btw

you are all disgusting mongrels & golems of the Synagogue of Satan.

You will perish, that is your purpose if you do not repent.

>>512002858
however stupid you think the average christian is, i assure you, somehow, theyre even stupider than that. it defies all known reason.

>>512006076
>It was a fabrication by unnamed locals
So it went from ARTIST (non-plural) to UNNAMED LOCALS. Kys you fucking retard. And how did these locals make this thing? Still no answer.
>source is fucking blog that looks like it was designed in 2007
You are literally a dumb fucking faggot.

>>512006076
>THEY
>KNEW
>IT
>WAS
>FAKE
>source
>"medieval shroud.com"

that's gay as hell kike, you can't even provide a single argument from your source, you're like
>LISTEN
>OK
>LIKE
>IT WAS PROVEN WRONG
>*throws a gay nigger-jew fake website down on the ground*
>ok
>OK YOU HAPPY?
>THERE'S YOUR PROOF
uh ok nigger-jew - what sort of proof is there on that website you claim has proof?
>JUST READ IT
>PFF
>FUCKING GOY
>I'M NOT GONNA "SPOON FEED" YOU
ah ok, so you're a little fuck-faced lying nigger-jew that can't prove shit and needs to shut his big fat purple kike lips about Christianity

i accept your concession

>>512006137
>you sound pretty jewish
you are jewish

>>511993248
Why do you spread blatant lies? Christcuckery didn't rise up naturally. It was pushed as a slave religion. Kikes never took it over, they invented it.

>>512003035
I was literally thinking of this as I typed it. I mean it. KYS nigger. Twice. Purging you from existence is better for my soul than the damage of any thought. And fuck you three times for using metaphysical shit in your secular atheist bile.

>>512005951
That's a lot of faggot wordsalad for "I'm too deep I'm my grandma's basment to ser the sunrise and I feel depressed" little buddy. The sun and its freely given gifts are obvious to "most" of us even is some dont choose worship. That's why the gifts are "freely" given retard. Now go suck off yourdl fictional goat/bull/whatever demon and make another cringe sacrifice. Its more than obvious you're not even *good* at defending your own whatever.

Simple criticism debunks the Sun? Lol. Kek, even.

>>512003023
i just recently found out "Saar" is actually a jewish name, so it makes sense.

>>512006229
OP is literally talking to himself now LOL. Pic related you satanic dog.

I would just like to point this out
>There has been a constant "1 post by this ID" by a American flag throughout the thread
Also i want to reply to this >>512004904
There's a huge difference between people in the past being smart and some random medieval peasant forger knowing what fucking photographic negative is.

>>511992005 (OP)
Kek the same artist thinks this is what Jesus looked like too. Lmao yeah into the trash that debunk goes.

>>512006273
Cope faggot. You have no answers. You were given some and just naysay it because you're in a cult and can't admit you're wrong. I gave you a quote from the pope himself and you can cry all day about it.

>>512006282
>100% tears
I accept your concession.

>>512006367
>makes nigger-jew lies up

>>512005641
>What kind of infant turns ANY god into the shape of a mutant bull?

>gets asked to prove i ever said that
>>512005951
>what in the absolute gay nigger-jew esoteric buttuckery are you on about?
>WHERE did I EVER say that?

big brain moment here
>>512006367
>just gets all piss-pants butthurt and throws as much ad-hom as he can think of
got any proof against anything i said tho?

>wah goy
>there's ya PROOF
>WAH
>OK GOY?
>WAH

lol pussy

Massive shilling itt. They really want to make people think this is fake. This thread was coordinated, look at the overuse of nigger and jew. Only kikes call others cristkike. This is a shill hallmark.

>>512006468
>can't prove shit
>*sniff*
>n-n-n-nuuuu
>I'M the one accepting YOUR CONCESSION

lol

grow up pussy

>>512006436
>Hobo-man mystery meat jesus
Wow i think this might be worse than the previous take with planet of the apes jesus.

Same old debunked theories on mUh mEdIeVaL fOrGeRy

Why is the image only in the first few threads of the flax linen?

How was the image created since it has been concusively shown that there's no paint, ink, or other organic substance associated with the image?

>>512005717
I don't see Rome in there. Guess somebody didn't read acts.

>>512006491
>Massive shilling itt.
that's amazing

who's doing the shiling?
>uh
>uh
>i dunno, im not gonna specify that
>so like
>just ignore the entire thread
LOL

you fucking PUSSIES!! hahahah

>>511992273

Where did the pollen that is only found in Jerusalem come from?

Show us other flax herringbone weave patterns from the middle ages

>>512006536
I posted a quote from Pope Clement VII saying the shroud was fake.
You posted cope.

Go check your blood sugar and stop fucking your cousin, Humberto.

>>512005951
>superior
>kike subversion

>>512006468
>Cope faggot. You have no answers
Uh, yes I do
>the Shroud exists
>it cannot be duplicated today
>they don't know how it was made
>dirt from Jerusalem on the Shroud
>cloth used is the same as cloth used around 2000 years ago in that region
>blood was on the Shroud BEFORE the visual image of the Body was put on
Your faggot blog shit doesn't change anything.
>I gave you a quote from the pope himself and you can cry all day about it.
Popes have said the Earth is flat and that epilepsy is just a demon in a person. Should we listen to them as well? Or is it that a Pope just says at times whatever is safest or what the flock wants to hear or to protect the power of the Church?

>>512004904
>it's just painted on.
proof?

>>511992132
Do these bots not realize real people can't read this shit, so it gives them away?

>>512006358
why would i be an atheist and ask you to consider your own god?
i guess i forgot abrahamists are just jews in nature, they dont mean to save everyone, but simply kill off everyone who doesnt agree with them, otherwise "every knee shall bow" isnt possible for them any other way. because there is no implicit underlying natural truth to what they believe, like with pagans where everybody could just go wherever and find their gods called by another name. its a completely artificial manmade invention. never would they just organically be right.

>>512006619
>I posted a quote from Pope Clement VII saying the shroud was fake.
WUH

Y-YOU DID?
WELL

WUH WUH

WHERE?
>over there goy
>got find it
>it's there

WHERE FAGGOT
>FIND IT YOURSELF

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>512006311
I renounce the talmud. Kikes rape kids. Epstein was a mossad asset. Christ is King. I hate the antichrist!
You sound very jewish.

>>512006536
Perform miracle

>>512006491
No. Normal people use the term christkike. Actually kikes like Ben Shapiro want you in church.

>>512006706
ok i do the same

excepting im not pretending kike

now let's talk abput how jewish women are the biggest nigger loving whores to ever exist

come on, admit it schlomo

unless... you can't?

>>512005992
low impulse control probably too
a few christians on /pol/ argue their points calmly and without going full schizo, too bad they're rare

>>512006676
You still here? Go cut your throat with a dull blade, nigger faggot kike.

>>512006730
let's see you evolve

>>512003826
>why is the debate still raging on?
Because Christians are stubborn retards. Literally every story in the Bible has been debunked and Christians still believe in it.

>>512006685
He raped you. Why would a pope admit its fake retard unless he actually didn't want to incur God's wrath because he believed it woul be reprobate and needed to avoid sinning. Anon just shit all over the shroud

Can we go back to talking about the Jews migrated from India theory these 2 posted? >>512002874
>>512003298
I find that far more interesting that engaging with obvious shills practicing D&C by exiting the thread, changing their IP and flag, and hoping right back in to post the same bullshit claims over and over again.

>>512006804
Perform miracle and I'll post DNA comparisons between chimps and you erectus

>>512006824
>Because Christians are stubborn retards. Literally every story in the Bible has been debunked and Christians still believe in it.
This isn't a Bible story, retard. It's a real life object that science can't duplicate.

>>512006770
>I do the same
Then do so.
But you did not. Funny how your didn't greentext those words.
Type them.
You won't.
Christ is King!

>>512006838
>a pope alive during the middle ages/early renaissance
>raped me
>someone alive 500 years after he was born

this is a sane take from jews about reality and the things they believe

>>512006591
JIDF exists, it's not a secret. You arent fooling anyone kike. Denounce the talmud.

>>512003269
dunno they didnt give any additional details, which means hes probably jewish.

>>512006824
Debunk the parable of the prodigal son. That one doesn't even need to be taken as true to be a Christian but it's impossible for you to debunk it.

>>512006937
>dunno they didnt give any additional details,
Because they don't exist. It's not a forgery.

>>511995334

This is actually true. They were supposed to take samples from different parts of the linen, but took them all from the same strips that were cut, sent them to 3 different labs. the labs then AVERAGED the dates ( you can't average dates) and came up with middles ages nonsense.

Then they hid the raw data for over 30 years until FOIA request forced the ((British Museum)) to cough it up and it has been shown their methodology was cucked

>>512006904
>science can't age something hundreds of years overnight, therefore this thing that doesn't make any logical sense is real
Are you brown by any chance? Your IQ seems awfully low.

>>512006730
Christcucks are basically principle skinner. They will say literally anything to keep their ridiculous jewish charades up.

>>512000399
All of them used the same corrupted samples.

>>512006676
>46 posts of seething kikescreech
thanks for the thread chaim, always fun to watch you squirm

>>512006770
>Typing that jewish women are whores proves one isn't jewish.
No. I've heard plenty of kikes say so with my living ears

>>511995603

It did. There's fluid associated with it on the shroud

>>512006956
>Debunk the parable
You just admitted that it isn't real, retard.

>>512006907
>But you did not. Funny
THAT'S FUNNY

SUDDENLY YOU WON'T ADMIT
>>512006770
>now let's talk abput how jewish women are the biggest nigger loving whores to ever exist
>come on, admit it schlomo
>unless... you can't?
WOOOHHH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

SON OF JEWISH WHORE

i slapped your yenta mother's fat udders around for fun while she yelled at you to make her a sandwich

and you did

but what she didn't tell you, bruh

the sandwich
was
for
>me

>>512006897
>can't evolve
oh wow so it was a nigger-jew hoax all along

incredible

>>511999648

Kill yourself. STURP in the 70's conclusively showed there is no paint or pigment on the shroud. Do your fucking homework

>>512007011
It has nothing to do with aging you fucking faggot. They could clearly see the image of Jesus on the Shroud when it was "presented" to the public or whoever was allowed to see it. That image can't be duplicated now. >>512004186
It looks like a smudge crayon and the (((scientist))) says, "yeah, it will look real if a few hundred years, t-trust me!".
This thing wouldn't have been accepted as "real" (nor need to have a Pope comment on it) if it looked like the thing this retard in the youtube video made

>>512006933
>JIDF exists, it's not a secret
sweet non-sequitur retard

what other ways do you intend to put words in peoples' mouths?

>>512007074
>>512007034
Busted, schlomo.

>>511992005 (OP)
Not only are you stupid and gay, but you are also jewish.

>>512006770
>ok i do the same
Nigger don't skirt around it by doing that bullshit, type it out and post it.

>>512007017
>>512007034
>>512007114
>ow goy
>my
>m-m-my
>PEEPEEEEEEEEE
>HAAAAAAAAAALP

holy shit what the FUCK is wrong with jews?

>>512003320

Except there's no fucking paint or dyes on the shroud, retard

>>512007074
This is very telling, btw. The ashkenazi schizophrenia kicking in? Having power fantasies to compensate?
>Gets told to type Christ is King
>Doubles down on no context nigger cuck fantasy
Your kind needs to die for it's own good.

>>512007157
lelel

based as fuck eek poster

btw kikes

they're talking about your fat tiddied yenta mammys in picrel

>>512006916
Your jeet illiteracy is showing. What constitutes first hand proof besides contemporary testimony? Is contemporary testimony not good enough yet it's fine for the Gospels l. Lmao christfag go

>>512007009
Yes you can retard. The distribution of decayed carbon isn't uniform

>>512007089
Still no miracles. Not chosen by God. Yawn

>>512004904
>>512006634
This was debunked in the 70s.

>>512007300
>no goy
>unless you do what i say

shut up you absolute cock smoking kike

not only will you now admit all jewish women are whores, because jewish women wear the pants in kike society, and she'd find out and beat you over the head with a rolling pin, so instead you change the subject
>AGAIN
because you don't even have a fuckiing argument except
>well i'll just keep demanding YOU answer MY questions
>but I don't answer you questions

kys

>>512007300
Christ is a jewish slave invention. If it were an actual offensive statement to kikes do you think it would be allowed on twitter? Did you just see the response that was made to a jewish student getting shoved on some college campus? The DOJ and state politicians got involved? Christ is king? No one cares. Christcuckery is a slave religion. You have to be retarded not to see it.

>>512007251
Why is it worth the IDF's time to do this? Does the authenticity of the shroud really threaten you so much? Your going to hell either way.

>>512006751
>No. Normal people use the term christkike.
I have literally, never in my life, heard normies use the term christkike, anywhere. It's solely a /pol/ term and what you just posted is the most egregious lie in this thread yet.

>>512007310
>Your jeet illiteracy is showing.
how so?

>uh
>uh
>uh
LOL

do you have a point, or?
>uh
>uh
>*changes subject*
LOOOOOOOOOL

>>512007351

You can average the distribution, not dates fucking faggot

>>512007390
there's no part of Christianity that says regular people have to perform a miracle to prove shit to you, nor that they ever could

it's pathetic that this is literally your biggest gripe, made up bullshit

grow up pussy

>>512007420
>>512007417
Then type the words.
You can't
You won't
Christ is King!
You are the spawn of the devil.

>>512007427
>if you call out kikes for biting the foresking off of newborn boy's penis
>clearly
>you work for the IDF

LOL

>>512007458
>changes subject
Like when you went on your cuck fantasy?
Christ is King!
You are damned to hell for all eternity.

>>512007531
>listen goy
>just do what i tell you
prove to me jews breathe oxygen by depriving yourself of it

i don't believe jews actually do

>>512007604
>im such a baby bitch
>and hate Jesus Christ SO MUCH
>i like to spend my friday nights making fun of people with made up lies i can never prove
that's pathetic

>>512007559
This is already known. You still can't type it.
Christ is King.
Go back to your master, devil's slave.

>>512007670
>This is already known
but you can't prove it

LOL

>>512007531
Why would I celebrate your jewish christ when I know semiticism is a cancer? And that jesus is fake and gay. Along with your bible stories. Which were very obviously plagiarized when jews were captive in ancient babylonia.

Semiticism = saturn cult. Kikes are the lords of the system while christcucks are born to be sacrificed slaves. In myth saturn, eats his children as a sacrifice, just as jesus, son of god is sacrificed. You are meant to emulate the sacrificed son.

>*suddenly*
>*all crickets*
WELP

Jesus Christ prevails over scumbags once again

>>512007686
You have no power here
Everyone can see you now
You've failed
Christ is King!
The words burn you to read

>>512007764
maybe if you keep saying that over and over

other people will believe it too?

>>512007743
By their works you shall know them
Christ is King!

>>512007842

>>512007855
>By their works you shall know them
>be jew
>kill children

grade-a scumbag nigger-jews innit

Atheists are the strongest race

>>512007964
lol the desperation

It's pretty interesting how pilpul filled christcucks are in their defense of their jewish aparatus.

>>512007964
>Atheists are the strongest race
They are all tranny Kamala voters.

>>511992005 (OP)
Nigger

>>512007964
Statistics say otherwise, especially if you count jews.

>>512008007
Repent, brother.
There's still time.

>>512008004
>>512008021
>>512008038
>can get ez (You)s like this
As I said. The strongest race.

>>512008087
Or else what? I'll be punished in 2 more weeks? Please oh please don't send me to your fairy tale hell that sounds like an 8 year old thought up.

>Thread finally slowed down.
Finally.
Remember anons, shills practicing their religious D&C tactic will shit up the thread by posting as both sides. They will be both the guy screaming "Kike on a stick!" and posting "You're a jew, read the bible" to make christian anons look bad.

>>512008219
>i just like to atagonize others
>because im a weak pussy that can't prove shit
>i literally have an inferiority complex for being a nigger-jew and resembling a white person but i have a huge afro on my head
>and this makes me seethe to no end

I SEE THAT! lelel

>>512008402
I'm not the one malding over being told my god doesn't exist lmao. Go pray to your jew.

>>512008320
Then there will be me. I point out the scam of christcuckery.

How jews blatantly plagiarized ancient babylonian myths. How no one wrote about jesus until 100 years after his supposed death and even then the accounts are ehhhh.

There's simply no argument that christcuckery is a valid system for betterment of a people. It's a very obvious slave system. Nothing about it holds up under scrutiny which is why you hear so much intense screeching and pilpul when it's defended.

>>512008556
>say goy
>here's why im intelligent
>i spend all my free time being butthurt
>about something that doesn't exist

prisoner of your own tay-sachs addled mind, eh methusela?

These threads usually die down once I point out how christcuckery myths were literally stolen. They say "Kike is king!!!" a few times but what else do they really have?

>>512008631
I just happened to see the thread on the front page, but here you are 51 posts later trying to claim you aren't asshurt over having your imaginary moral center questioned. lol. lmao even.

>>512008650
>These threads usually die down once I point out
when and where did you do that?

>uh
>uh
>like
>over there
WHERE FAGGOT

>*panics*
>uh
>ERR
>FIND IT YOURSELF
>HAHA FUCK U GOY
>I WIN

lol you baby bitch

>>512008719
Oops, make that 52 now LMFAO

>>512008701
>you posted a lot goy
>nevermind the fact that literally don't have a SINGLE argument against even ONE of them
>no
>you see
>you posted a lot
grow up pussy

>>512008759
lel

the cope
>>512008759
>>512008757

>>512008575
>Nothing about it holds up under scrutiny which is why you hear so much intense screeching and pilpul when it's defended.
I literally heard the opposite this thread, a bucnh of shills posting their usual anti-christian bullshit and then hopping on another IP to act like retard schizo Christians, these guys were the only genuine anons defending Christianity here.
>>511992132
ID: y58LG47K

>>512008759
>grow up pussy
I did, that's why I don't leave my life to the hands of some imaginary jew lmao

>>512008799
>then hopping on another IP to act like retard schizo Christians
Like this guy >>512008719
Who the fuck types like this for over 50+ posts?

>>512008842
WOH BUT WAIT you said i POSTED A LOT

how come you can't refute my posts? you scared?

figures

just like this pussy
>>512008866
>hopping on another IP
I've literally had the same ID the entire thread

so PROVE I "changed my IP"
>uh
>well
>er

AHAHAHAHA

>>512008866
who gets butthurt about someone's posts that are the truth?

and then say
>you posted a lot
>therefore you're wrong
prove me wrong then
>i can't
YAWN

>>512008939
I ain't got the time to go through your 50+ schizo ramblings. Make sure you tell your pastor on Sunday how well you defended your kike on the internet, after you finish swallowing his jizz in the confessional lmaoooo

KIKES
B
T
F
O
AGAIN

>>512009035
>i never had an argument to begin with
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i accept your concession
>>512009045

>Immediately 4 more posts.

muhh real muhh fake jews this jew that you hoy him shill him kike you goy this jew him???. you guys are comedy gold for real.

real or fake guys anything over time gets lost in time its like how would i know someone healed people even 200 years ago ? its all about what you care where you are pointed. today we are usually pointed to look at villains from history.

its been a while i laughed this much reading your replies anons...

>>512009134
>immediate kike pussy pains because Christians are clearly superior to nigger-jews

>>512009167
>haha i'm the REAL smart guy here
>ha.. you dumb everyone
>you're all dumb and im smart

go away retard

>>512008986
>>512009035
These are the same guy.
I've had him respond on the wrong account ITT.
Christ is King!
Repent before it's too late.

>>512009277
>nigger-jew lies
PROVE IT
>wah
>i can't

AMAZING