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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Good evening anons.

Is the VLC link down?

other bread had a phishy link

are you the real baker?

>>511995523
Yep, it's down.
Just go to https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/

>>511995344 (OP)
ty baker

>>511995523
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8
Works for me

>>511995523
the vlc link seems to be down. do we have a backup link?

>>511995788
>do we have a backup link
yes
https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/opl

>>511995762
I get 17 seconds and then it stops working.

>>511995852
>>511995833

https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

>>511995852
Oh you are correct, didn't watch it for more than a couple seconds. I hope it goes live before the show starts

>>511995939
LMFAO JUST GO TO https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/opl YOU COCKLESS WORM PERKELE I'M GONNA GO TO FINLAND AND KILL YOU IRL

>>511995988

FUCK OFF SHRIMP POSTER

NOBODY NAVIGATE TO SHRIMPS

>>511995988
Go beg for viewers somewhere else

FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU COCKLESS WORMS STOP ASKING FOR A LINK WHEN YOU KNOW THERE'S A STREAM THAT ALWAYS WORKS LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT >>511996030

>>511996052
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RETARD MUUUUUUUUUUH MAAAAAAAAAH VLC GARBAGE LINK ISN'T WORKING BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PEE PEE POO POOOOOOOOOOO LOSER KYS

You mean I have to actually watch it on the cable I pay for? Now I feel like a big prancing faggot.

>>511996171
>pic bingo
loser lmfao
sh**p has rtl bingo lel

I'd just like to assure everyone that my pirate IPTV reelz stream is working fine

>>511996234
>pirate IPTV reelz stream
You got a license for that stream?

>>511996212
>>511996234
I'd like to assure everyone that https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/oplis working fine

>>511996234
nobody wants to hang out with you.

who has the fucking stream?

>>511996503
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

is safe. Appears the VLC is dead.

NOBODY GO TO SHRIMPS

>>511996503
peacocktv.com

>>511996503
https://vodkastre%61ms.fun
ignore the other butthurt loser

why do basketball-americans smoke so much weed?

>>511996576
it might be safe but it's not loading

>>511996576
LMFAO i want to stab you

>>511996689
can you stop being a fucking retard mate.
just go to >>511996638
you can use a vpn
and it actually loads
USELESS CUNT

>>511996691

Fuck you, you phishing IP address stealing multiple link bullshit posting VPN faggot

Just stop mucking up these threads

GET A LIFE

>>511996230
Got four squares already, including the middle.
Guess

>>511996797
esl retard

>>511996689
Works for me

>>511995344 (OP)

Come hang out you fucking faggots, or I'll personally rape each and every one of you to death!

>>511996953

It's probably the Shrimp guy pushing people to his crap

jews did 911

>>511997125
ok mauri

>>511997062
>>511996953
do not ever accuse me of that.
I got it to work on another browser. you wouldn't happen to have a direct link for their source, would you?

>>511997552
>direct link for their source
yeah man
https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/opl

Come hang out at shramps or I'm reporting you to unit 8200 again.

>>511997552

no... Tried extracting it a few times but never got it.

The VLC is usually reliable but 4chan even blocked me from posting it 4 times and the stream is stuck at :18

>>511997618
why do you have such a hard on for me joining your stream? it's pretty weird man.
I got the ick

>>511997711
why don't you kill yourself you stupid piece of shit
I mean just got o >>511997618 or fuck off dude

What's wrong with shrimp?

511997658
Fuck you namefag

Just filter the shrimpfag and stop replying to him

>>511997813
nah mate not even shrimp just tired of newfags complaining about garbage streams not working when there's a flawless OPL stream that ALWAYS works

I have the stream open in the background and every time I've checked if it's still going they are running commercials

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>511997910
>not him
who are you then?

>>511998149
I'm charles the third, lad

https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/opl

not a single ms of lag

Unbelievable levels of hate from Australia

>>511998090
Hello harry,
Still using that old copy pasta?

>>511998186
garry knows

>>511998183
>>511998186
anyone got a stream not involved with this BASTARD?

>>511998257
Seriously,
What's wrong with shrimp?
It seems fine

>>511998257
no, it's the only stream
kwab

My new Walter PDP pro and new holster came in anons. Once I train/qualify with it I’ll use it for duty.

>>511998307
I'd rather not join a glownigger honeypot

>>511998374
use a vpn, RETARDO

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HOLY SHIT I WAS JUST WATCHING OPL AND SUDDENLY I GOT AN ALERT FROM SHRAMP THAT SAID: "HOT LESBO SEX SCENE ON WWE!"
AND SURE AS SHIT A SWITCHED OVER AND THERE THEY WERE, TWO CHICKS GOIN AT IT!

shrampin we're shrampin' we're cole cole shrampin

>>511998606
HOT LESBIANS NEAR YOU

>>511998307
I visited that site and my butthole fell off.

>>511998374
If there was a cytu dot be link I'd jump on that but the VLC ain't working so.
Meh

>>511998673
What breed is that cat?

>>511998673
you're not turd goblin, are you?

>>511998673
shrimp is just better
it ALWAYS works

>>511998374

Meds, now. remember what happened last time.

>>511998718

Dojo

Why is shrimpster going so hard tonight?

TYB and good evening anons. Fresh /ourtard/. His wrangler had not posted prior to tonight until June 10.

>>511998824
it's not shrimp, his valuable viewers are advertising his luxury stream

>>511995523
working here
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

actually has just died after 5 secs

>>511998831
I wish I was retarded.

>>511995523
>>511995788
>>511996576
I have Peacock but VLC was comfier
fuuuuuuuuuuck!

>>511998824
oportunity
VLC is down ....

As usual, I miss Nye county

>>511998831
Dude looks happy with that fresh haircut. I hope he's doing well.

>>511998718
Crazy.
They stab you when they're pissed

>>511998941
>>511998952
>actually has just died after 5 secs
LMFAO
https://vodkastre%61ms.fun
>https://vodkastre%61ms.fun
https://vodkastre%61ms.fun
>https://vodkastre%61ms.fun
https://vodkastre%61ms.fun
>https://vodkastre%61ms.fun

If you want a temporary VLC link so it's better looking for side-by-side videos you can grab the m3u8 for your unique session by hitting F12 on https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

Hit the Network Tab then filter by m3u8

There's no generic link I can find it's based on your cookie session/unique value and injected by javascript but it makes it a bit nicer to view

>>511999021
shut the fuck up you worthless cocksucker, imagine going there to a 360p garbage stream when you can go to >>511999010 and enjoy a HD strem L M F A O kys

https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
This works fine

>>511999120

Eat shit and die

This better be good.

the other link is working
https://fl3.moveonjoy.com/REELZ/index.m3u8

>>511999189
no u, you worthless faggot

>>511999021
Neat, thanks for the tip, hackerman.

>>511999021
https://tvpass.org/playlist/m3u works too but you have to search for reelz

>>511999239
>https://fl3.moveonjoy.com/REELZ/index.m3u8

nice, never seen that one before

thanks anon

>>511999239
why would you even bother with that shit when you can go to https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/ LMFAO

>>511995344 (OP)
>Its a Jill Falcon episode
Goon bros, it's our night.

god I hate you you stupid kikes

>>511999321
cause you're a 2 passport faggot
deport

>>511999021
thank you.
looks like we're back in business boys

>>511999367
it's a known spammer stop replying to the bot anon

>>511999367
who are you
>>511999380
>360p
kek
https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/

>>511999403
yessir

>>511999403
HE'S A SPAMMER BUT HIS SHIT WORKS
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RETARD

And we are LIVE

>>511998831
wonder how hard it'd be to knock out this tard

got em

He was good with those sticks

MUUUUUUUUUH VLC
https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/
720p
BINGO

STUPID

>>511999577
That sounded intense. I thought the car was gonna side swipe into the guard rail

>YOU GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT, STUPID

I like this cop not his first nigger rodeo

WELCOME TO DAYTONA

wait a second, he didnt have a dog at all

>WELCOME TO DAYTONA, NIGGER
Dan, shut it down

>you gotta be quicker than that buddy

>>511999749
I want to be a police dog when I grow up.

Join https://shrimpstre%61ms.live/ for unique features unavailable anywhere else, like "Lesbian sex alerts!" If a lesbian sex scene is taking place on a stream other than the one you are currently watching, the founder himself will personally alert you and link the channel! Now that's what I call shrampin!

HOLY SHIT I WAS JUST WATCHING OPL AND SUDDENLY I GOT AN ALERT FROM SHRAMP THAT SAID: "HOT LESBO SEX SCENE ON WWE!"
AND SURE AS SHIT A SWITCHED OVER AND THERE THEY WERE, TWO CHICKS GOIN AT IT!

shrampin we're shrampin' we're cole cole shrampin

Curtis isn't dead!

>>511999931
Another Black and Missing successful story.

Is she going to find drugs?

dr.thunderrrrrrrrrrrrr

>have you tried the puffy paint?
>also you're arrested btw love the purse

Kek, all she had to do is deny her searching her bag. Dumbass.

>>512000457
Crack users aren't known for being bright.

>>512000457
>thank you for your honesty

>>512000000

>if I give the cops permission to search me, then they won't do it
sigh

crack skinny

she was good looking until they zoomed in closer on her face

Dan should get a defense attorney guest so the viewers know how to defend against these searches and incident stops.

>>512000656
the woman allowed them to search her crack back instead of saying no
there's no point in having a defense attorney these people hang themselves

>>512000328
hell of an ass
pity about the face and tats

>>512000796
>hell of an ass
I bet it's got a crack right in the center of it.

>>512000853
those are my favorite kind of asses

the other link is working
https://vodk%61streams.fun/

>>512000796
>pity about the face and tats

Roll for your generic girl tattoo:
0. Single word written in script (Imagine, breathe, stronger, etc...)
1. Cartoon/Anime character
2. Wind chime
3. Feather
4. Quote
5. Song Lyric/Poem/Bible Verse
6. Flower
7. Tribal/Geometric pattern
8. Flash/Sailor Jerry
9. Animal
Doubless. Ex baby daddy's name
Tripss. Your name (Unprovoked by you)
Quadss. Debt free virgin without tattoos

>>512000940
But I don't like tattoos.

>>512000853
>I bet it's got a crack right in the center of it.
probably smells bad too
>>512000940
come on quads

>>511995344 (OP)
>>511995344 (OP)

>be black
>flee
>leave fentanyl junk cocaine in the car
>go down for multiple sentencing enhancements
he's fucked

>>512001084
4u

>jail for a little while
Yeah, a couple hours or at worst gets out in the morning

>alcohol spray bottle
lol what

>>512001084
>Officer Bane?
>He's a big cop

>>512001250
For you.

squirted the cat with the alcohol spray bottle it happens to everyone at one time or another

>>511996689
You usually have to refresh the page a couple 2-3 times.
It's only Reelz stream that does that, all the other tvapp channel streams work fine immediately.
I have other streams if anyone needs, if this one truly doesn't work

>>512001232
Isopropyl alcohol is excellent for killing insects.

Topkek, that reaction to seeing the camera

>>512001209
Not with all those aggravated enhancements plus Florida has insane crackdown on Fentanyl it's like automatic minimum sentence now

>she grabbed me by my balls

>>512001325
It's a good cleaner too

So her daughter is a live at home cat lady and he accidentally sprayed her cat with some alcohol

>>512000988
you got the worst one, kek

38 year old "step daughter" smacked him with his wife in the house?

wtf???

>toxoplasmosis schizo freaks out and starts physically abusing an elderly man over her cat getting sprayed with a little bit of liquid
total cat trash death

>>512001421
goddamnit

SAD SACK STORY

Cats n Balls

>>512001427
>he loves her to death

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>>512001499
kek

This guy will still be explaining the situation in 45 minutes

>>512001548
that's fuckin ILLEGAL

I wonder how well alcohol spray works for killing small flying insects

>>512001552
I guess that confirms it.

jfc kid wanted bacon egg burgers right as we were kicking off
back now
fuckers getting straight As in final year so i'll accommodate
tutor here in 30

childrens backpacks always sus

Jill Falcons accent sound a little Mid-Atlantic to anyone?

>Can I look in your bag?
>No
She would be riding home to her crackhouse right now

fuckin producers...

>>512001677
Does your child ever demand a succulent chinese meal?

>>512001325
Supposedly, anyway.

the italian roid fag cop is so excited about balls

>>512001725
Can they call in a drug sniffing dog to sniff a person and they belongings

>>512001725
>Well since I'm a cop I can hold you here for 30 minutes until a drug K9 can drive from 3 counties over to sit next to you and then I can legally go through your shit.
Somehow saying "no" to searches makes you suspicious.

>>512000940

This guys voice makes no sense and trips me out

"She says she knows karate?"
"who?"

>>512001755
>hurr durrr right meow
This dumb shit stopped being funny like 100 years ago. 13-IQ pun.

>>512001776
karaage chicken if i'm desperate
cook 99.9% of the time

>>512001912
Calm down. They're just kitten around.

>>512001776
ps i do know the ref
and enjoyed it

>>512001755
>>512001912
shut up zoomers.
super troopers is still funny.
it'll always be funny.

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>>512001828
>>512001784
Eh dunno if they can do that if you're not driving, any lawyer would say there's no probably cause but idk florida law

They want to get rid of this transient meth whore, anytime they come upon a dirty hobo in Florida or a drug addict their first order of business is how can I arrest you then make sure you are driven outside of town to never come back.
It's a good policy too if you don't you end up where I live which has an army of crackheads running wild and stealing 24/7 with impunity

>>512001776
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MADE MANIFEST

These boys ain't playing with the assault rifle 1915

>nigger that can actually follow orders
What the fuck

stopped for
>driving while black
such is life in america

>Yall be racist

Wud ah do?

>gotta be racist

>>512002099
I see you know your judo well.

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Bradley Taylor is the Lieutenant you wanted for patrols in Vietnam. Knows everyone's name, knows all equipment.Cool and practical

Anything good tonight? I got scheduled to work.

>>512002126
meh, not without throwing her
>y'all raycis n sheeit
nigger attitude

I love hazen because the chief is both the most laid back and also the most serious professional at the same time, really impressive cop

>>512002249
Bryce Hughes mooned the camera.

>reelz version of nepotism

>>512002179
get your hands off my penis!

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>512002568
they did that last week
guess you missed it

>quit being loud
DAS RAYCISS

Chief Taylor shut them down

>>512002679
For now

super professional

>>512001755
>>512001974
>Hold on my kitty wants to say something
>ACAB? What's that?
>All Cats Are Based

>>512002838
Noice

leave this old guy alone, jesus, wtf are we even doing here

Total toxoplasmosis death

Yeah see there's no book and release he's going to jail all weekend until he sees a judge for release prob monday

Cats are srs bsns

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

>>512002957
explain for the folks at home what toxoplasmosis does in humans

>several felony warrants
no way

>>512002838
Hey draw anon!

>>512002976
Not exactly depends on how small the county jail is. Some have magistrates on duty 24/7 and other you literally have to sit in jail for 12hrs until the next magistrate is available and the smaller counties if you go to jail on Friday night, Saturday or Sunday then yes you will be sitting in jail until Monday morning

>>512003061
I don't recognize this pasta

>giving false names
I watched a bodycam video where the perps in the backseat were whispering on what names to give, what social security numbers of their cousin they had memorized, and other shit. Like, when your entire life is just trying to figure out how to stay out of jail, just send them to prison for a decade and force them into manual labor.

>>512003142
Even a major city odds are you stay in all weekend just because there's always only like 1 judge on call and tons of ppl in the queue or signing authorizing warrants and shit

>>512002976
>Yeah see there's no book and release he's going to jail all weekend until he sees a judge for release prob monday
Yep
Enjoy the drunks

>>512003061
What the hell did you just prepare for, citizen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in underground survival, I’ve stockpiled over 300 cans of beans, and I’m trained in economic collapse survival tactics. I’m the top prepper in the entire continental United States. You are nothing to me but just another uninformed normie. I will warn you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.

You think you're safe because you’ve got a savings account? Think again, civilian. As we speak I am contacting my network of off-grid operatives across the country and your local fiat currency is being devalued right now, so you better prepare for the storm.

Do not go to New York. In the coming weeks, that place is going to light up like a Christmas tree in a microwave. Buy as many guns as your budget and local laws allow (or don’t—your call). Ammunition will vanish faster than your retirement fund.

Hyperinflation is coming. You’re gonna wish you had a wheelbarrow of silver and a Bitcoin flash drive shoved in your bug-out bag. Keep cash? Ha! Good luck bartering Monopoly money for a bottle of iodine tablets.

I’ve been identified by the secret prepper council as the leaker of the last few Reddit posts. I know this means the black helicopters are en route. This is my final broadcast.

But YOU? You still have time. The fate of the free world rests in your trembling, Dorito-dusted hands.
DO NOT let Israel win this war, whatever that means to you. Interpret it cryptically. Spread this post wide like I spread conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving dinner.

Guns. Silver. Ammunition. Water. Spam. Tactical cargo pants. These will be your sacred relics when society collapses under the weight of its own unpreparedness.

You think this is a game? I’ve survived 12 economic doomsday predictions, 9 end-of-the-world dates, and a Costco run during a toilet paper shortage. I’m ready. Are you?

>>512003406
>300 cans of beans
You are not the beans wizard

>>512003275
Nah they have multiple magistrates (judges) who set your bond there all the time. It just takes a few hours before they can get to you.
.t been to jail multiple times in large cities and small places where they take you to the main county jail.

>casually drives through all the cops
Well that didn't work at all

Can't they spike bikes?

>>512003534
stop breaking the law, asshole

>>512003547
no

>>512003547
only in AK

Which retard thought that would be a good plan? Why even get out of the vehicle until you get him to wreck? LMAO retards

>>512003547
Also, thanks for joining us, Finbro.

Why is it illegal to just crash into a fleeing motorcyclist?

I FUCKING FORGOT TO PAT MY PORK BUTT DRY BEFORE APPLYING A DRY BRINE

>>512003067
Makes you mentally ill obviously

>>512003661
Well now it's a wet brine.

>the good thing about motorcycles is they're gonna run out of gas a lot more quicker than the patrol vehicles
My bike will do 150 miles on a tank. That harley will probably do 100 miles if it were full.

Please god let the bikefag crash because it would be so fucking funny

>>512003534
Was it a friday night though when you got arrested because it's common here to do a sweep on a Friday of all unpaid fines (homeless roundup) then some big weekend event happens and there's no bums until monday when they all get released by a judge. Seattle and Portland do this too

They should arrest the idiot that pulled out in frond of the PoPo during the motorcycle/car chase.

He got away. What a bunch of worthless faggots.

>>512001318
you actual fucking retard lmfao
https://shrimpstr%65ams.live/

>>512003799
Looks like a nigger is blasting off again

Man I love watching cops drive around while nothing happens

>>512003800
They re doing it in LA for the World Cup

>SHUT UP, TOM

>>512003879
Wouldn't want to injure the felon in any way.

>>512003879
But I don't want to miss it in case something does happen

faggot policy

>>512003080
I would like to deposit some babies in this one. Maybe I'm not gay after all.

>>512003876
KEK

this show is nothing but pulling black guys over who are high as shit

>>512003945
That's a jewish tranny

>pusho haynds up!
>BOAF-A DEM!
>why he detainin' me?
>why he detainin' me?
>why he detainin' me?
>why he detainin' me?
>why he detainin' me?

A nigger caging another nigger. Just like slavery

>why you pullin me ovah
>why you dtainin me?
>bro I didn't hit you
>you not even tellin me
Why are they always like this? Just demanding answers as to why people with guns are holding them accountable.

>50 with a learner's permit
fuck me!

>>512003995
It is physically impossible for our American niggers to drive without smoking weed

>hasn't found time in 35 years to get his driver's license

>>512003800
Checked I dunno how it works in leafistan but here in weimerica they really don’t hold you in jail for the entire weekend anymore before you see a magistrate (judge) because the jails are already overcrowded and you have to see a magistrate before they admit you to the jail to set your bond and they can’t have that many sitting around in the drunk tank/holding area. Magistrates (judges) aren’t like actually going before a real judge but it’s been watered down into like a paralegal position. Different states vary in how they operate. They really don’t want to keep you there becuase then they have to house and feed you which costs $.

>>512004096
they aint give him no time to do da process!

What is this story about? Did someone give him "the hookup"?

.. just bought the car..

>he's a hard working man
i fuckin doubt it

those are some fat niggresses the smell must be horrific

>>512004330
>fupa

>>512004330
>Nosy neighbor doesn't realize somebody moved in
>Calls the cops at 10pm
Jesus

>>512004366
would eat all their pussies

>>512003080
Hi friend <3
I can't wait for our programs to start up again next week.

>in arkansas we call it a banana hammock

>>512004403
you sick son of a bitch

>>512003924
Same with me and gambling, I know if I stop I won't get that big win.

>>512004403
The milk chocolate would seduce you Nigel and you would end up being Tashawna’s baby daddy

dan is fucking shameless

>lug alert

What is a 'Triple Play'?

>>512004526
A defensive play in baseball where you get 3 outs off one hit pitch

>>512004526
When you get TV, phone, and internet from the same company

>>512004526
>Every weekend, On Patrol: Live features a Triple Play of videos. These are three videos from law enforcement officers around the country. Some of these are sent in from departments, some are from fans, and producers select some.

>>512004526
Something Dan stole from Dave and Busters

>He gave us a fake name

so the bitch who accused the police of racism wants an attorney because she is who we thought she was.

>>512002371

Was butthole visible??

>>512004581 >>512004612 >>512004619 >>512004668

hahahah, awesome, thanks

POOF is an AQUEOUS suspension of nigger juice in a bottle. Fight the odor of the white man with POOF.

was that a fucking midget

>>512004018
Leya is a Florida hottie who may be hearing impaired or slightly retarted, Hopefully both.
Princess Leya https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=8090

>>512004939
20% of all sales will be donated to the black and missing foundation

>green civic

I promise you he drives like an asshole

>>512004412
>I can't wait for our programs to start up again next week.
Me as well fren

Only the finest.

opl camerapeople slippin

They didn't lock the door (or check trivago)

Need that old man's alcohol spray to sterilize that gym now

Naked, masturbating brown people. Typical.

Hairy Palms rides again!

It's a shame the dog didn't get to bite off his sausage

Judgement free zone lol

Did he set off the wank alarm?

>brass pipe smuggler
add it to the list

Kek, I've had nightmares about being naked in public but this guy actually wants to live it.

>>512005341

Where is the male British cop who always looks and sounds to be on the cusp of a heart attack

Here's the pipe fitter who helped the naked guy hide the brass pipe

PIPE FITTERS UNION 420 BASED CUCUMBER GROWER.

How long until Paul Yacobozzi cock suck videos come out? Steroid, puppy teeth faggot.

so much pipe tonight

>>512005456

>>512005500
OXY OR ACETYLENE?

>>512005108
i tried buying grape flavored of a similar product but it was always sold out

>You're on patrol with this lady cop
>She spends the whole time badmouthing your hometown
What do?

>>512005673
The white owls in the tube were always superior. They stayed fresh and weren’t dried up pieces of shit like Phillies or swishers.

>>512005673
how brown are you

>>512005673
LEMME GET A PACK UH DEM GRAPE RILLOS, AND GIMME 2 OF DEM NUMBA FO'S AND 2 OF DEM NUMBA AYE-TEENS. BET.

>>512005792
there's a mass exodus of britbongladeshis literally all our doctors, paramedics and many new cops are brits/scotcucks now. It must be total hell in Britain these days if they're coming here and to the US to wrangle nigs

>noise complaint
who could it be

>dos cervezas

>we don't give our consent

>>512005818
Rillos came later for faggots that didn’t want to roll up anything more than a gram… Also if you couldn’t break a blunt down with your thumbs than you were a fucking loser who had no rolling skills.

>cop snitches on who called the cops on them
why do they always do that

>>512005912

These guys have been drunk since 5pm and will be drunk until midday Monday

Gotta make sure the whole neighborhood hears it. Stupid cop doxxes the caller.

>>512005946
No problem recording from the sidewalk, but not in a private residence right?

>>512005980
Yeah, so?

>>512005947
Has anyone in these threads ever lived in a shitass neighborhood like this raised by idiots for a parent and surrounded by aspiring rappers? Sometimes I wonder what its like for people living in dumps like this.

>>512005879
>britbongladeshis
Kek. I hope they used Trivago

Why do we never ride with Ashlyn Cooper? She has an underrated body.

>>512005971
what about optimos?

>>512005908
C'mon: on parole, probation, or ankle monitor

>>512005612
penis

>>512005818
>AYE-TEENS
Kek

>>512006069
yes. I was subjected to this shit due to having parents who hated me.

>>512006069
Those aren’t aspiring rappers… That’s a gas station that has been taken over by beaners. It’s easy to tell when a convenience store has been taken over by Mexicans. I’ve seen a few in my life and that gas station/convenience store has been over taken by Mexicans.

>>512006169

>lift up your fold!
>and the other one!

>>512006169
Did you get out of living like a ghetto-american? Like paying taxes, mowing your lawn, and being as normal as possible?

Daytona cops know they're are on OPL so they're training harder.

>jump up on the running board
how is richie maher such a huge faggot when his brothers seem completely normal

>>512006100
Checked but optimos went the same way as Dutch masters… they failed to keep up with the times

>>512006221
>That’s a gas station that has been taken over by beaners.
How do you explain the melanated individuals on the right side of the photo?

how do you get 3 cuffs fat?

They used 3 pairs of handcuffs on that fatty

>>512006238
We never lived ghetto. Our white neighborhood was over run with mexicans due to Regan in the 80s. It was nice at one time...

>>512005947
Waco, TX
https://www.google.com/local/place/fid/0x8640beb40b6c1bff:0x61e3587ca640d623/photosphere?iu=https://streetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com/v1/thumbnail?panoid%3DCeKI-ak6L46Y_uKpGcUBGQ%26cb_client%3Dsearch.gws-prod.gps%26yaw%3D106.565506%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100%26w%3D0%26h%3D0&ik=CAISFkNlS0ktYWs2TDQ2WV91S3BHY1VCR1E%3D&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiw-emZjuuOAxX6DjQIHeMNCRUQpx96BAhAEBI

If you move around google street view it's just nigs standing around on the porch, in the road, in every parkinglot...

>>512006332
So you lived in the ghetto. But not quite like the one in the pic?

i don't think on patrol live ratings will ever recover. dan is intentionally running the show into the ground.

new bread >>512006390
>>512006390

They found Cody?

>>511995344 (OP)
Nigger

>>512006398
one in pic was onb the north side of town. I have lived in that area at one time. I moved to rural area.

>>512005816
>>512005818
kek, i knew this would be the replies
i always thought niggers bought them up any time they were stocked
grape pipe tobacco was also out of stock
cherry is always the main flavor available and wanted to give grape a try but i lost interest
i barely smoke anymore
switched to snus and then the faggot FDA cracked down on it so i'm going to stop the habit once my supply runs out

>>512005971
cigars are nice
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>512006609
He's talkin about Mary Jane. Blunts. Reefers. Devil's lettuce. Green. Weed. Piff. Da Kind. Sampson. The magic dragon.

>Officer Fukka-chan reporting for duty

cop wants to stop all train traffic for his dog's behavior