Thread 512013914

then throwing the dildos on the court.

women in shambles. Destroyed by a green dildo

>>512013914 (OP)
what a pack of dicks

>>512013914 (OP)
why green though? Is this for chroma key video editing or some shit?

Wnba has a dildo problem

>>512013914 (OP)
Lol. Rekt
I hope this keeps happening
Should be throwing bananas too

>>512013914 (OP)
Moids are so degenerate holy frick

>>512013992
Truth

>>512013914 (OP)
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNNqbbX_W6w

It's so over womanbros

>>512014023
>why green though?
either because it's highly visible or just a copycat. all i can imagine is a bunch of drunk bros laughing their asses off before the game because they know what's coming.

>>512014156
>>512014208
https://youtu.be/2MjfyZaDoaE?t=90

>>512014267
LOL AT THE 1:46 the scream

This is probably the most entertaining thing to ever happen at a WNBA game.

>>512014267
XD

>>512013914 (OP)
Security guard at the WNBA game patted me down. Accused me of hiding a dildo in my pants said I was obviously planning to throw it on the court. But it's just because my dick is enormous. I had to pull it out and flop it on the table to prove it wasn't a dildo. True story.

>>512014668
t. Elephant trunk

>>512013914 (OP)
Webm + qrd please

>>512014339
>This is probably the most entertaining thing to ever happen at a WNBA game.
i can't even watch men's basketball. the fuck if i'm going to watch the wnba for the ceremonial tossing of the dildo. i'll just catch the clip online. shit will be funny though if it becomes a thing. you just know that there a bunch of young guys saying
>let's do that next weekend
>the tickets are practically free
>ok i just ordered a dildo on amazon and it will be here in three days
>let's get tickets

>>512015415
>qrd please
i don't have the webm but recently there have been two wnba games where a big green dildo has been tossed on to the court during the game

Haha imagine if a player fell over and one of the dildos landed straight in her pussy. That would be so funny haha

>>512013914 (OP)
>>512014156
>>512014267
This is pretty hilarious.

>>512013914 (OP)
More entertaining than the games, so of course it costs more
Maybe in the next game the players should wear "pay me what you pay for dildoes" shirts

>>512015623
Any reason for that?

BTW if it continues I will be happy

>>512013914 (OP)
You know how that one nigger at the soccer game in yurope ate the banana thrown at him?

>>512013992
>i got some replies to a shit joke so now I repost my joke as often as possible
It would've been better if it was digits
>>512014156
>ceral dildo thrower
You can eat them?

>>512015877
>Any reason for that?
i think just one guy did it and some other guys thought it would be funny to do the same. keep in mind that getting into a wnba game is cheap as shit so if you and the boys want to have a good laugh, the price of admission is basically nothing.

>>512013914 (OP)
>$3 tickets
Lmao no. They're paying a lot. I hope they're throwing from that far away to notbget caught

>admission is basically nothing
>>512016395
See>>512017152

>>512017152
>>512017197
Also lolnl at them default making you choose 2 tickets lol

>>512013992
Sweden are experts in dildos

>>512017152
if you walk in on the day of the game it's probably reduced just to fill seats and maybe sell you an overpriced drink.
of course they're asking you to pay full price if you're buying it online in advance.

>>512014208
Forcing a meme. From this day forward, a disruptive act that actually enhances the intended quality of of what it is disrupting shall be henceforth known as a "Green Dildo Event."

>>512013914 (OP)
Its a bit cheaper in las vegas
>>512017293
Thats a giid point bro. Will see if i can find any

>>512013914 (OP)
immeasurably based

>>512017384
Motherfuckers why are they making me buy 2 tixkets when i just want one?

>>512013914 (OP)
Didn't a wnba team go against high schooler boys and got fucking wrecked?

>>512013914 (OP)
>Low effort reddit screen cap
All fields nigger

>>512015979
I see where you're going with this...

>>512017458
Wnba, world cup football team. America keeps humiliating their womens sportsmen
>>512017458
Link to your awesome thread, pleaee.

>>512017458
that was the women's national soccer team but I forgive your confusion.

>>512017562
Link.to your awesome thread , nigger

>>512014156
>serial dildo thrower
now that's something my career adviser forgot to mention

>>512017152
>>512017384
these are all resale tickets. so it's just some fucker trying to buy up a bunch of tickets and 50x his money

>>512013914 (OP)
Obviously it's the WNBA doing it itself.

>>512017152
That is fucking ridiculous. They can pay me $97 to sit through that boring shit.

>>512017384
>resale is more expensive than original price
Lmao this isnt taylor swifts last concert before the break up

>>512018540
Apologies, thats 2 tickets. It defaults to that for some gay reason, as if i have friends or a gf.

>>512018361
Sorry yea, the verified resale are cheaper than standard tixkets

>>512018361
Or you could buy standard admission for end of the month

>>512018361
>>512018808
Ffs im off now. Too much posting for one day.

>>512017794
>serial dildo thrower
don't forget the serial butt sniffer

https://youtu.be/4yQyUoIye-k

>>512014156
kek, amazing!

>>512017152
These people are really paying a 100 bucks to watch some negresses toss a ball around for a couple hours, while I'm spending the same amount on games and getting 200 hours of enjoyment.

>>512018881
Fucking hell it's that gay ass moist critical guy. Now my YouTube is gonna be flooded with his gay face! Fuck you meme flag!!

>>512018631
>>512018808
>>512018833
i'm shocked anyone is paying anywhere close to those prices

>>512019312
u r welcome

>>512014267
>Pans out to seating
>Crowd is smaller than a Texas high school football game
These are the "professionals" that think they deserve more money?

>>512018459
Exactly. No one but the WNBA gives enough of a fuck about the WNBA to do something so ludicrous for attention.
>le women’s sport
>le dildo
>part and parcel

>>512015538
You know they are just doing this so they can have an excuse for ordering a dildo.

>>512013914 (OP)
The green weenie.

>>512019660
>Exactly. No one but the WNBA gives enough of a fuck about the WNBA to do something so ludicrous for attention.
if the ticket prices posted are anywhere close to reality then it's an expensive joke to go there and throw out a dildo. the audacity of the wnba to charge such high ticket prices astounds me. fucking if someone gave me a free ticket to the nba i probably wouldn't go. the wnba? no chance. not even if catlyn fart is playing or whatever.

>>512019951
that nigglet must be dead by now

>Be wnba
>Be so desperate for viewers you throw dildos on the court and hope people buy tickets to be copycats

>>512020084
Aww. STFU, he makes me happy.

>>512020181
>>Be so desperate for viewers you throw dildos on the court and hope people buy tickets to be copycats
i actually would buy a ticket to do this if they were $5. looks like tickets are nearly $100 though so fuck that. take your entire family to a wnba game for $400? tf are they thinking?

>>512014668
Was this you when your cock flopped and hit little carlito?

This is the kind of news I come here for.

>>512014156
>serial dildo thrower
"Stop throwing dildos on the court ... you're going to hurt one of us"

A B S O L U T E
T O P Z O Z Z L E

Why
Because for every $3 the wnba makes in profits it spends $25 of expenditure to run a women's babysitting league, cries about it then begs the men of the NBA and the govt for subsidies

it's symbolic

>>512019343
Well if you think about it, the few fans they do have need to be rinsed for everything they have to compensate for the dearth overall.

>>512013914 (OP)
So dildos are 90% of the cost of the experience yet provide 99.9% of the entertainment value. With those numbers guys can't afford NOT to chuck a dildo.

>>512014668
Lol

>>512013914 (OP)
They should start doing this in congress when female politicians are talking.

>>512013914 (OP)
They are paying them what they're owed.

>>512013914 (OP)
More entertaining than woman sport's.

>>512013914 (OP)
stop being misogynists and racists. home a homeless kid with the money. burn in hell.

>>512013914 (OP)
Winner takes all, to the hilt!
This is how WNBA becomes interesting.