Thread 512046951

NORMAL: Joe, Max, Shirly, June, Charlie, Odin, Thor, etc.

WHIMSICAL NONSENSE: Bluey, Pickles, Sparkle, Carmel, Charcoal, Honigkuchenpferd, basically any give stripper's name, etc.

... and what political affiliations do you suppose the ones giving their pets these stupid fucking faggot names identify with?

>>512046951 (OP)
last pet I had around was with my college roommate who had a cat named bob the cat

>>512046951 (OP)
It doesn't matter. Cats don't answer to their names or anything like dogs. It's solely for you and your fellow redditors enjoyment. call it whatever you want

My cats name is Mr Snickers and he thinks he is a lion
Nooo Mr Snickers you may not tear up my pillow today
Yes Mr Snickers I know you see him as delicious prey but I need my couch pillow to rest upon lol
What a handful he is

if you don't have a black cat named Magic, you're an idiot

>>512048720
>magic
>not Salem
You street shitting kikel. You absolute dogshitskin cunt. May Toxoplasmosis claim you and your house.

>>512048720
>Not naming him Nigger.
Fag.

>>512046951 (OP)
If I had a male dog, I would name him Jesus.

>>512047803
good man, your roommate was.