Thread 512049705

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Anonymous (ID: 2hySlztA)

8/2/2025, 7:14:34 PM No.512049705 >>512049826 >>512050034 >>512050359 >>512050514 >>512050585 >>512050603 >>512050605 >>512050638 >>512050648 >>512050684 >>512050733 >>512050800 >>512050861 >>512050958 >>512051253 >>512052398 >>512052706 >>512052792 >>512052957 >>512053841 >>512055888 >>512056087 >>512056659 >>512057975 >>512058294 >>512059793 >>512059821 >>512060037

I found this.

foundthis.png md5: 1a529f02... 🔍

It was inside a bigger, locked box which I managed to finally open. But now I can't open it, it has no hinges, key or lid.

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 7:16:23 PM No.512049826 >>512049871 >>512057890

>>512049705 (OP)
Maybe drop it off something really high to bust it open

Anonymous (ID: 2hySlztA)

8/2/2025, 7:17:00 PM No.512049871 >>512049992 >>512050153 >>512051151 >>512057837

>>512049826
It looks like screws but those are rivets.

Anonymous (ID: 64ueY90K)

8/2/2025, 7:18:20 PM No.512049954 >>512049980

where did you find it

Anonymous (ID: 2hySlztA)

8/2/2025, 7:18:41 PM No.512049980 >>512050563 >>512050672

>>512049954
Aren't you nosy? Why does it matter?

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 7:18:50 PM No.512049992 >>512050023

>>512049871
Does it have ports what even is it shit looks like the forbidden game cube do they got supermonkey ball on it?

Anonymous (ID: 2hySlztA)

8/2/2025, 7:19:18 PM No.512050023

>>512049992
Nope and the black part is metal too.

Anonymous (ID: iBU3X1FQ)

8/2/2025, 7:19:23 PM No.512050034

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>>512049705 (OP)
Is that some sort of futuristic finger box?

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 7:20:57 PM No.512050153

>>512049871
They really don't want you in there lol

Anonymous (ID: cE9nYlnC)

8/2/2025, 7:21:05 PM No.512050166

what's in the box

Anonymous (ID: 2hySlztA)

8/2/2025, 7:22:09 PM No.512050267 >>512050461 >>512051130 >>512060430

It's very very cold.

Anonymous (ID: cE9nYlnC)

8/2/2025, 7:23:18 PM No.512050354 >>512050648

Is that the DNA symbol on top?

Anonymous (ID: dwlyotF3)

8/2/2025, 7:23:20 PM No.512050359 >>512050603 >>512050636

>>512049705 (OP)
SpaceX mayasat. If you really somehow found this return it to spacex for a reward. It is important

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 7:24:34 PM No.512050461

>>512050267
maybe its filled with magical ice crystals

Anonymous (ID: r/imPLqJ)

8/2/2025, 7:25:14 PM No.512050514

>>512049705 (OP)
You could quite easily open it by drilling through the rivets on each corner

Is it just a box or are there electronics?

Anonymous (ID: 64ueY90K)

8/2/2025, 7:25:56 PM No.512050563 >>512050672

>>512049980
so its a prop collectible, got it

Anonymous (ID: 10Z2TzzN)

8/2/2025, 7:26:10 PM No.512050585 >>512053511

>>512049705 (OP)
>i don’t know how to open this thing with clearly visible fasteners
I recommend suicide.

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 7:26:28 PM No.512050603 >>512055803 >>512058172

>>512049705 (OP)
>>512050359

yo nigga you've got a fucking satalite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya-1

Anonymous (ID: iuuvo0Z5)

8/2/2025, 7:26:31 PM No.512050605

>>512049705 (OP)
@grok What is that?

Anonymous (ID: 8dv8IuP5)

8/2/2025, 7:26:59 PM No.512050636

>>512050359
It's this the text says maya sat 1
Then just look that up

Op is memeing for some reason

Anonymous (ID: ChRkqsEL)

8/2/2025, 7:27:02 PM No.512050638

>>512049705 (OP)
take it out of the foam and take another picture of it

Soon it will all be clean. (ID: eCQhGgvP) 8/2/2025, 7:27:14 PM No.512050648

>>512050354
It's nothing Anon.

>>512049705 (OP)
Open the box. It's full of "magic". :)

Anonymous (ID: 10Z2TzzN)

8/2/2025, 7:27:36 PM No.512050672

>>512050563
It’s probably not even real
>>512049980
Post a close up of the front right corner with a. Timestamp, fag.

Anonymous (ID: kAj5E0XX)

8/2/2025, 7:27:48 PM No.512050684 >>512050706

>>512049705 (OP)

just unsecreew those screws, it'll open

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 7:28:12 PM No.512050706 >>512051032 >>512058141

>>512050684
they're not screws

Anonymous (ID: cYh2unQw)

8/2/2025, 7:28:40 PM No.512050733

>>512049705 (OP)
angle grinder and a torch should do it, 10 gauge over under double barrel break action if you're a real American.

Anonymous (ID: lL62+diX)

8/2/2025, 7:29:37 PM No.512050800

>>512049705 (OP)
>mfw the classic something awful “safe within a safe” thread lives on

Anonymous (ID: qW8IuLFg)

8/2/2025, 7:30:34 PM No.512050861

>>512049705 (OP)
Yet golden treasure inside is hid?

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 7:31:58 PM No.512050939

>somehow an anon has captured a box of elongs magical space crystals
https://youtu.be/nf6wIVO6S4E?t=112
DONT OPEN IT OP YOU WILL SUFFER THE CURSE OF KING ATLANTIS

Anonymous (ID: Dfg49Vwg)

8/2/2025, 7:32:15 PM No.512050958

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>>512049705 (OP)
more pics please

Anonymous (ID: plYxuRDo)

8/2/2025, 7:33:25 PM No.512051032

>>512050706
Anything is a screw if you haev a drill, fren

Anonymous (ID: Gy9ywyKC)

8/2/2025, 7:34:58 PM No.512051130

>>512050267
just like my balls

Anonymous (ID: n4rtTndy)

8/2/2025, 7:35:19 PM No.512051151 >>512057068

>>512049871
Just drill the rivets then

Anonymous (ID: x0k/mMYA)

8/2/2025, 7:37:09 PM No.512051253

what's in the booooox.jpg md5: 78cac73c... 🔍

>>512049705 (OP)
I think it's some sort of kleenex dispenser

Anonymous (ID: V2++XHzx)

8/2/2025, 7:40:01 PM No.512051451

Sit on it until the robot hatches

Anonymous (ID: EjSaNDrT)

8/2/2025, 7:40:06 PM No.512051458

TETSUOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: 0cKlJui9)

8/2/2025, 7:40:14 PM No.512051465

Throw it into a fire OP

Anonymous (ID: VULSqxMz)

8/2/2025, 7:53:43 PM No.512052398

>>512049705 (OP)
I thought this was a screen shot of Fallout 2

Anonymous (ID: hbJU9TRf)

8/2/2025, 7:56:15 PM No.512052568

It's an egg!

Anonymous (ID: D+YiW3Yl)

8/2/2025, 7:58:28 PM No.512052706

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>>512049705 (OP)
Did you try shooting it?

Anonymous (ID: eoUhd6pp)

8/2/2025, 7:59:46 PM No.512052792

>>512049705 (OP)
obvious answer - take a hammer to it!

Anonymous (ID: oRjNl364)

8/2/2025, 8:02:22 PM No.512052957

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>>512049705 (OP)
Hmmmm

Anonymous (ID: vAj6ARiO)

8/2/2025, 8:10:02 PM No.512053511

>>512050585
I was thinking the same thing.

Anonymous (ID: twm1TAMe)

8/2/2025, 8:15:01 PM No.512053841

>>512049705 (OP)
If it was built to keep people out it is probably hazardous. If there are no warning stickers it is likely proprietary / confidential content.

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 8:20:19 PM No.512054205

the glowies got op...
hes being brought to the D.U.M.B breeding camps to get fucked by giant bara SS lizardettes endlessly forever....

Anonymous (ID: X8u6ECE4)

8/2/2025, 8:44:37 PM No.512055803 >>512057555

>>512050603
Yes, it appears to be this. And if something is obviously designed to not be easily opened by anyone, then it very likely contains something one wouldn't want anyway. No serviceable parts, nothing valuable for trade, etc. Or you could be like the people in Brazil that came across a defunct hospital, pried radioactive material out of old equipment because the color was pretty, then ended up tracking radiation around the city and killing their family members and themselves in the process.

Anonymous (ID: AoyfFLm7)

8/2/2025, 8:45:48 PM No.512055888 >>512057647

>>512049705 (OP)
I mean have you seen the Hellraiser films goy?

Anonymous (ID: FbnNJf55)

8/2/2025, 8:48:46 PM No.512056087

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>>512049705 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: OMUNHl44)

8/2/2025, 8:56:57 PM No.512056659

>>512049705 (OP)
Does it contain the Epstein files? Did you find it in a secret room inside the FBI main office?

Anonymous (ID: Nt0Hv9Vj)

8/2/2025, 8:59:55 PM No.512056882

the amount of fake and gay on teh chan is hitting a critical load lately

Anonymous (ID: qXRFjxdU)

8/2/2025, 9:02:24 PM No.512057068

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>>512051151
This. Also, what movie is that from? 12 Monkeys?

Anonymous (ID: oRjNl364)

8/2/2025, 9:09:20 PM No.512057555 >>512059573

Screenshot_20250802-150632.png md5: df431568... 🔍

>>512055803
It's literally just filled with cum and mushrooms to see if it live good in space

Anonymous (ID: LmBHq9uQ)

8/2/2025, 9:10:29 PM No.512057647

>>512055888
Why'd you leave it? Might make other's question you about your findings.

Anonymous (ID: TBHBSt61)

8/2/2025, 9:11:03 PM No.512057690

bro, just take a grinder to it... that will open it >:^)

Anonymous (ID: wSJIE3eG)

8/2/2025, 9:11:23 PM No.512057710 >>512057805 >>512057905

dont open it

Anonymous (ID: Gy9ywyKC)

8/2/2025, 9:12:45 PM No.512057805

>>512057710
Is this reverse psychology?

Anonymous (ID: 2Yi/NORD) 8/2/2025, 9:13:02 PM No.512057837

>>512049871
Just give up, probably a smaller box with even a smaller box inside. Sell it to a nigger and buy more freedom guns.

/\nonymous (ID: tlQkwvj6)

8/2/2025, 9:13:48 PM No.512057890

>>512049826
>maybe break this clearly expensive thing that is padded in foam

Anonymous (ID: 4E1Hg4Cz)

8/2/2025, 9:14:00 PM No.512057905

>>512057710
>the jew said
OPEN IT

Anonymous (ID: gB4qKUEu)

8/2/2025, 9:14:56 PM No.512057975

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>>512049705 (OP)
drill baby drill

/\nonymous (ID: tlQkwvj6)

8/2/2025, 9:15:28 PM No.512058023

So this thread is getting deleted right? Or is it only my threads on jews and jeets that get deleted these days?

Anonymous (ID: oRjNl364)

8/2/2025, 9:17:02 PM No.512058141 >>512058776

>>512050706
https://www.youtube.com/live/B-BLaZEL9y4?si=shsME98vu54jjWby

The marketing video says yes they are in fact screws.

Anonymous (ID: 6R6NWh8z) 8/2/2025, 9:17:26 PM No.512058172 >>512058776

>>512050603
It's not a satellite you aborted nigger fuck, it's got a DNA symbol on it so it's some kind of pathogen. Open it and throw it in a synagogue

Anonymous (ID: y5T9D+Xn)

8/2/2025, 9:19:01 PM No.512058294

>>512049705 (OP)
Cylons.

Anonymous (ID: AGTi+m0h)

8/2/2025, 9:23:20 PM No.512058598

I know its you elon you fucking jew

Anonymous (ID: y5T9D+Xn)

8/2/2025, 9:25:37 PM No.512058776 >>512059410

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>>512058172
>>512058141
YOU are the fucking.

Anonymous (ID: 6R6NWh8z) 8/2/2025, 9:32:52 PM No.512059410 >>512060401

>>512058776
Oh ok my bad. Why's it got a DNA strand if it's a satellite...anyway OP is a liar

Anonymous (ID: Gy9ywyKC)

8/2/2025, 9:35:11 PM No.512059573

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>>512057555
>It's literally just filled with cum
checked

Anonymous (ID: +MgrWM2b) 8/2/2025, 9:38:04 PM No.512059793

>>512049705 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CubeSat

Anonymous (ID: ueoZGNCb)

8/2/2025, 9:38:21 PM No.512059821

>>512049705 (OP)
Apparently this is some kind of satellite in the shape of a cube? So cool I guess

Anonymous (ID: OAigecrs)

8/2/2025, 9:41:06 PM No.512060037

>>512049705 (OP)
>I found this.
Where did you just happen to find that sitting?

Anonymous (ID: oRjNl364)

8/2/2025, 9:45:46 PM No.512060401

Screenshot_20250802-152103.png md5: d392ab60... 🔍

>>512059410
It isn't a satellite it's a payload for a satellite. It's a box filled with 980 little bits of cum and seeds and mushrooms that they are leaving parked in front of the sun to see what cooking them for a while does.

Anonymous (ID: 8JmVcQ+d)

8/2/2025, 9:46:11 PM No.512060430

>>512050267
Someone's frozen kidney. Did you steal an organ anon?