Thread 512058404

Specifically sites in Chennai, Dhar and Mumbai

What am I in for?

>>512058404 (OP)
You will be a white man in a land that worships white men. There are beautiful women in india. The ugly ones are extremely ugly but the beautiful ones look like brown white women. Use your whiteness.

Fuck off we are full

The worst 6 months of your life but I guess what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I've been to India and I'd never stay in the cities coz of pollution and dust. Tell us if you fuck some goblin jeets

>making me
Uhhhh sure

>>512058404 (OP)
Lol you are going to die. Your stomach can't handle Indian food and your skin can't handle sun rays.
You will literally die from the inside and get cooked from the outside.
Enjoy.

>>512058404 (OP)
best quality North Indian high caste Aryan race Ice Cream

>>512058681
Not when it comes to whites coming to fuck your women you're not. Even married women will want some of that white dick after being penetrated repeatedly by a small brown turd LMAO

highest clothing wares at Aryan shopping malls

>>512058404 (OP)
Poop

>>512058681
I’m aware it’s not my choice
I mean, it kind of is, but I want to keep my job.

Idk I saw this one webm of some guy who took just one sip of something and got so deadly sick he went to the hospital. Over just one single sip

>>512058404 (OP)
>My job is making me go to India for 6 months
Get a new job, faggot. How big of a fucking cuck do you even have to be say "uh...ok..." when a company tells you that you need to go live in a LITERAL SEWER for six months?

diarrhoea.

>>512058681
>Fuck off we are full
Yeah. Full of feces, disease, and subhumans.

>>512058404 (OP)
LOTS and LOTS of very tight gooey poojeeta pussy. Especially in Mumbai… my god you would literally drown in it via Tinder. I used to bang a poojeeta on the side and she was fun dude. Deep throat me as much as I wanted, say “call me a little slut daddy” in her cute Indian accent, eat my cum every single time. Try to enjoy yourself.

>>512058404 (OP)
I'd just quit.

>>512059017
Pathetic excuses, nobody gives a fuck about your job, please go back

>>512059123
The prospect of leaving behind hapoo bastards should terrify any white man.

>>512059182
Wouldn't you wanna go back home?

>>512058404 (OP)
>making me
Kill your managers for even suggesting that you go to India, then kill yourself for thinking anyone else can make you do anything

>American
Food poisoning will be a weekly occurrence vs a bi-weekly one I suppose.

>>512058404 (OP)
Prepare your anoose.

>>512058902
>The "Brown" Shirts

>>512058404 (OP)
6 MONTHS TRY TO HOLD IT

>>512059266
>leaving behind hapoo bastards
I imagine it's like SEA, they would be pleased to have the white man's genes. Their descendants would be incredibly successful at everything they do compared to the native population

>>512058681
Based

>>512058404 (OP)
lel I'd quit

>>512058404 (OP)
Southern India??
It's over 100F at night over there
The women are black as coal
You're fucked beyond belief

>>512058681
Kek, I appreciate poo humor.

>>512058404 (OP)
>What am I in for?
diarrhea, 6 months of it.

>>512058404 (OP)
don't eat the street food if you are white you will literally have to keep the jeeta's off you with a stick

>>512058681
Not when it comes to folks coming to flip cow-poop-burger. LMAO

>>512059031
They are supposedly rolling out the red carpet, we are about to go through a multi billion dollar merger with another company with multiple sites and India. So I’ll be behind security gates and western standards most of the time

>>512058681
what is this, opposite day?

>>512058404 (OP)
Do NOT eat the food.

>>512058404 (OP)
Trad wife

depending on the lenght. If its a week bring your own food and water treatment pills.

>>512058404 (OP)
>muh job
I refuse to travel to shitholes or interact with niggers, women, faggots, and kikes for work. Basically I only speak to other White men and the occasional nip or chink.
You have to have standards, anon. If your employer can't meet them it's time to find a new job. Even a White man with no degree is more competent/useful to me on the job than an "educated" shitskin; why should I interact with a streetshitter?

>>512059697
Turd wife you mean

>>512058404 (OP)
You're going to be pissing out your asshole for 6 months

>>512058835
Just do what jeets do and soak yourself in feces, it will block the sun rays and keep the skin supple and smelly. Ancient Indian trick

Try to respect their culture and as soon as you get off the plane drop a big shit in the corner of the airport. That way they know you understand their time honored traditiins.

>>512058681
lmao, good one, anon

>>512058404 (OP)
I would focus on finding good foreign grocery stores and doctors before arrival

>>512058404 (OP)
you are going to train your replacement.

>>512058404 (OP)
Just quit dude, your soul is worth more than filthy lucre. No job is worth going into hell for.

>>512058404 (OP)
It will be fine because I assume you'll be in international hotels and behind (frankly vicious) security. You'll enjoy an almost debilitatingly high level of luxury, because human labour is almost worthless, but the international business class gilded cage does get a bit dull. Don't start drinking or whoring if it does. For better or worse you'll not know you are India for much of the time.

It does smell and it will hit you as soon as they open the aircraft door. That isn't a meme or joke unfortunately.

>>512058404 (OP)
Rabbid Dogs roaming the streets
Homeless leppers cornering you and extorting you for your stuff under threat of them touching you.
Garbage bags of every street corner
Horns blairing at every second of the day
Constant smell of burning garbage from the garbage that will be burning

India #1 sar
Your boss must REALLY love (you)
This doesn't sound like punishment detail AT ALL

>>512058404 (OP)
I had to go to Conakry Guinea for almost a year. Anything close to equator is disgustingly hot, it's not a joke. At least India has a proper government so you can expect 24/7 electricity and running water

>>512058404 (OP)
Actually, you might have a pretty good time. Indians will see you as a superior in the workplace and act accordingly. Whites are treated pretty well in the third world, just be careful because people will try to scam you.

>>512058404 (OP)
The fever and lots of garbage and stealing monkeys.

>>512058404 (OP)
Training your replacements, best to start looking for a new job now.

>>512058404 (OP)
>imagine being a wagie so dependent on your income you accept being sent to the shithole of the world

I usually don't make fun of wagies, but this is too funny.

the absolute worst smells of your life

I love pungent and spicy food, I love durian and fish and think when faggots like Sam Hyde clown on curries and shit they're showing their colors as sheltered, sterilized yuppies bitches

all that being said, you are in for the dirtiest, worst shit smelling group of people on the earth, these people worship mounds of garbage

>>512059595
You have nothing to worry about bro. Just don't be stupid and you will have a great time. I spent six months in Cairo, it was awesome.

>>512058404 (OP)
You can't say bad things to indians
no no no no no no no

>>512058404 (OP)
I visit Chennai for work frequently.
Go to meetups with other local expats. It is somewhat hard to find good restaurants and bars that are sanitary with good preparation. But they will know and your Indian co-workers that are higher up will also know (rich Indians don't eat the slop most of the population eats). Hotel restaurants are usually the safest bet.
You may get some odd looks for being foreign, but Indians in big cities are used to foreigners these days. You will get people coming up to you to beg and keep your whits about you in especially poor areas. I've gotten unironically swarmed by beggars before and a cop had to help me (who then asked for a bribe lmao).
Pondicherry is a great weekend trip. The beach is an absolute hellscape in Chennai (literal emaciated cows walking about shitting everywhere), but is well maintained in the touristy areas of Pondicherry.
You will get used to the driving
It is also very easy for a decent looking Westerner who showers to get laid with good looking women if you want to.
You will quickly see and begin to emulate the contempt successful, well-educated Indians have for most of their countrymen. It's even worse than how middle class blacks in the US talk about ghetto niggers.

>>512058404 (OP)
Lots of diarrhea. Don't drink the water, or the juice - its made with poop water. Only drink things that come out of a bottle or that have been boiled.

>>512058404 (OP)
Rape

Just be careful with your food. Buy only imported packaged food from white countries and imported bottled water. Buy bleach too and wash every water bottle and pastic wrapper before handling them.
Get a 3M face mask for outdoor use as theres deadly particulate in air, consisting of heavy metals, chemical poisons and poo. The rain is toxic too, as it washes down the poisons.
Some people still get skin rashes, if you get one it might be too late.

>>512058404 (OP)
>my job
>making me

Don't want to go? Get another job then faggot

>>512058404 (OP)
nastiest diarrhea of your life
you should start practicing by eating some rotten food
you will still get it but you will be at least more tolerant to the pain

>>512063700
And don‘tcha forget : these are found in people’s brain!!!?!

>>512058404 (OP)
irl i've heard nothing but good things about india
the ones here still need to go back

>>512058404 (OP)
>>512058656
This, there are some cute ones.

>>512058681
Kek based.

>>512062963
I can't even watch this because the stupid zoomers are constantly moving their ficking camera in and out like spastics.

>>512059017
>I’m aware it’s not my choice
>I mean, it kind of is, but I want to keep my job

Can you round up all of the Indians to take them with you anon.