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Anonymous (ID: 9jTNUS+C) United States No.512058404 >>512058656 >>512058835 >>512058842 >>512058991 >>512059031 >>512059123 >>512059182 >>512059323 >>512059381 >>512059400 >>512059431 >>512059481 >>512059542 >>512059544 >>512059635 >>512059697 >>512059760 >>512059845 >>512060027 >>512060061 >>512060120 >>512060328 >>512060354 >>512060716 >>512060970 >>512061087 >>512061120 >>512061137 >>512061318 >>512062601 >>512062921 >>512062963 >>512063261 >>512063964 >>512064147 >>512064422 >>512064453
My job is making me go to India for 6 months
Specifically sites in Chennai, Dhar and Mumbai

What am I in for?
Anonymous (ID: xx9DT7t0) United States No.512058656 >>512064453
>>512058404 (OP)
You will be a white man in a land that worships white men. There are beautiful women in india. The ugly ones are extremely ugly but the beautiful ones look like brown white women. Use your whiteness.
Anonymous (ID: NB+VTB+A) India No.512058681 >>512058890 >>512059017 >>512059098 >>512059422 >>512059506 >>512059585 >>512059630 >>512059990 >>512060980 >>512064453
Fuck off we are full
Anonymous (ID: pzHjRSI/) No.512058694
The worst 6 months of your life but I guess what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I've been to India and I'd never stay in the cities coz of pollution and dust. Tell us if you fuck some goblin jeets
Anonymous (ID: 3rYMEQ/4) United States No.512058785
>making me
Uhhhh sure
Anonymous (ID: hAhMUwgv) Switzerland No.512058835 >>512059848
>>512058404 (OP)
Lol you are going to die. Your stomach can't handle Indian food and your skin can't handle sun rays.
You will literally die from the inside and get cooked from the outside.
Enjoy.
Anonymous (ID: BAXWmQKy) No.512058842
>>512058404 (OP)
best quality North Indian high caste Aryan race Ice Cream
Anonymous (ID: pzHjRSI/) No.512058890
>>512058681
Not when it comes to whites coming to fuck your women you're not. Even married women will want some of that white dick after being penetrated repeatedly by a small brown turd LMAO
Anonymous (ID: BAXWmQKy) No.512058902 >>512059381
Anonymous (ID: BAXWmQKy) No.512058982
highest clothing wares at Aryan shopping malls
Anonymous (ID: ICMOYVV9) United States No.512058991
>>512058404 (OP)
Poop
Anonymous (ID: VycAuYye) United States No.512059017 >>512059198 >>512065450
>>512058681
Iโ€™m aware itโ€™s not my choice
I mean, it kind of is, but I want to keep my job.
Anonymous (ID: HD4c+nKQ) United States No.512059021
Idk I saw this one webm of some guy who took just one sip of something and got so deadly sick he went to the hospital. Over just one single sip
Anonymous (ID: X6dewaWj) United States No.512059031 >>512059595
>>512058404 (OP)
>My job is making me go to India for 6 months
Get a new job, faggot. How big of a fucking cuck do you even have to be say "uh...ok..." when a company tells you that you need to go live in a LITERAL SEWER for six months?
Anonymous (ID: Rurz5f21) United Kingdom No.512059061
diarrhoea.
Anonymous (ID: X6dewaWj) United States No.512059098
>>512058681
>Fuck off we are full
Yeah. Full of feces, disease, and subhumans.
Anonymous (ID: /CpOnW7P) United States No.512059123 >>512059266
>>512058404 (OP)
LOTS and LOTS of very tight gooey poojeeta pussy. Especially in Mumbaiโ€ฆ my god you would literally drown in it via Tinder. I used to bang a poojeeta on the side and she was fun dude. Deep throat me as much as I wanted, say โ€œcall me a little slut daddyโ€ in her cute Indian accent, eat my cum every single time. Try to enjoy yourself.
Anonymous (ID: G/5QJpuw) Canada No.512059182 >>512059308
>>512058404 (OP)
I'd just quit.
Anonymous (ID: NB+VTB+A) India No.512059198
>>512059017
Pathetic excuses, nobody gives a fuck about your job, please go back
Anonymous (ID: Vq9iNApu) Sweden No.512059266 >>512059417
>>512059123
The prospect of leaving behind hapoo bastards should terrify any white man.
Anonymous (ID: +bC7fZBP) Germany No.512059308
>>512059182
Wouldn't you wanna go back home?
Anonymous (ID: ScP/+f8o) United States No.512059323
>>512058404 (OP)
>making me
Kill your managers for even suggesting that you go to India, then kill yourself for thinking anyone else can make you do anything
Anonymous (ID: n0VM1aSn) Denmark No.512059331
>American
Food poisoning will be a weekly occurrence vs a bi-weekly one I suppose.
Anonymous (ID: HhKl1vl2) United States No.512059381
>>512058404 (OP)
Prepare your anoose.

>>512058902
>The "Brown" Shirts
Anonymous (ID: gpbSAFxj) United States No.512059400
>>512058404 (OP)
6 MONTHS TRY TO HOLD IT
Anonymous (ID: vNUY+/9M) United States No.512059417
>>512059266
>leaving behind hapoo bastards
I imagine it's like SEA, they would be pleased to have the white man's genes. Their descendants would be incredibly successful at everything they do compared to the native population
Anonymous (ID: pQn6q7H+) Germany No.512059422
>>512058681
Based
Anonymous (ID: bPYmcLRD) United States No.512059431
>>512058404 (OP)
lel I'd quit
Anonymous (ID: pNF0QRvg) United States No.512059481
>>512058404 (OP)
Southern India??
It's over 100F at night over there
The women are black as coal
You're fucked beyond belief
Anonymous (ID: bruRk/bz) No.512059506
>>512058681
Kek, I appreciate poo humor.
Anonymous (ID: +Rz8Q2av) Sweden No.512059542
>>512058404 (OP)
>What am I in for?
diarrhea, 6 months of it.
Anonymous (ID: GEzUA1Wj) Australia No.512059544
>>512058404 (OP)
don't eat the street food if you are white you will literally have to keep the jeeta's off you with a stick
Anonymous (ID: mi76tzVI) No.512059585
>>512058681
Not when it comes to folks coming to flip cow-poop-burger. LMAO
Anonymous (ID: ekBVLXc3) United States No.512059595 >>512061185
>>512059031
They are supposedly rolling out the red carpet, we are about to go through a multi billion dollar merger with another company with multiple sites and India. So Iโ€™ll be behind security gates and western standards most of the time
Anonymous (ID: TT4viZEP) United States No.512059630
>>512058681
what is this, opposite day?
Anonymous (ID: 6L0UKbhY) United States No.512059635
>>512058404 (OP)
Do NOT eat the food.
Anonymous (ID: 3U+HqlHR) India No.512059697 >>512059766
>>512058404 (OP)
Trad wife
Anonymous (ID: rv6vrkW7) United States No.512059732
depending on the lenght. If its a week bring your own food and water treatment pills.
Anonymous (ID: jUTOhyyO) United States No.512059760
>>512058404 (OP)
>muh job
I refuse to travel to shitholes or interact with niggers, women, faggots, and kikes for work. Basically I only speak to other White men and the occasional nip or chink.
You have to have standards, anon. If your employer can't meet them it's time to find a new job. Even a White man with no degree is more competent/useful to me on the job than an "educated" shitskin; why should I interact with a streetshitter?
Anonymous (ID: NB+VTB+A) India No.512059766
>>512059697
Turd wife you mean
Anonymous (ID: 4jRkB5KL) Australia No.512059845
>>512058404 (OP)
You're going to be pissing out your asshole for 6 months
Anonymous (ID: FFV59gKW) United States No.512059848
>>512058835
Just do what jeets do and soak yourself in feces, it will block the sun rays and keep the skin supple and smelly. Ancient Indian trick
Anonymous (ID: OIiHQJNf) United States No.512059923
Try to respect their culture and as soon as you get off the plane drop a big shit in the corner of the airport. That way they know you understand their time honored traditiins.
Anonymous (ID: uhy1P300) Sweden No.512059990
>>512058681
lmao, good one, anon
Anonymous (ID: Cbwm1rA0) United States No.512060027
>>512058404 (OP)
I would focus on finding good foreign grocery stores and doctors before arrival
Anonymous (ID: AEBbshYC) United States No.512060061
>>512058404 (OP)
you are going to train your replacement.
Anonymous (ID: bSrbUAIP) United States No.512060120
>>512058404 (OP)
Just quit dude, your soul is worth more than filthy lucre. No job is worth going into hell for.
Anonymous (ID: 0ZASZxMi) United Kingdom No.512060328
>>512058404 (OP)
It will be fine because I assume you'll be in international hotels and behind (frankly vicious) security. You'll enjoy an almost debilitatingly high level of luxury, because human labour is almost worthless, but the international business class gilded cage does get a bit dull. Don't start drinking or whoring if it does. For better or worse you'll not know you are India for much of the time.

It does smell and it will hit you as soon as they open the aircraft door. That isn't a meme or joke unfortunately.
Anonymous (ID: uOT7Li6R) Canada No.512060354
>>512058404 (OP)
Rabbid Dogs roaming the streets
Homeless leppers cornering you and extorting you for your stuff under threat of them touching you.
Garbage bags of every street corner
Horns blairing at every second of the day
Constant smell of burning garbage from the garbage that will be burning

India #1 sar
Your boss must REALLY love (you)
This doesn't sound like punishment detail AT ALL
Anonymous (ID: RkIbAx4U) Bosnia and Herzegovina No.512060716
>>512058404 (OP)
I had to go to Conakry Guinea for almost a year. Anything close to equator is disgustingly hot, it's not a joke. At least India has a proper government so you can expect 24/7 electricity and running water
Anonymous (ID: ZhULE5ib) United States No.512060970
>>512058404 (OP)
Actually, you might have a pretty good time. Indians will see you as a superior in the workplace and act accordingly. Whites are treated pretty well in the third world, just be careful because people will try to scam you.
Anonymous (ID: hAhMUwgv) Switzerland No.512060980
>>512058681
Anonymous (ID: x7PXfWzy) United States No.512061087
>>512058404 (OP)
The fever and lots of garbage and stealing monkeys.
Anonymous (ID: 5eRs60i+) United States No.512061120
>>512058404 (OP)
Training your replacements, best to start looking for a new job now.
Anonymous (ID: aQdrwjQ6) United States No.512061137
>>512058404 (OP)
>imagine being a wagie so dependent on your income you accept being sent to the shithole of the world

I usually don't make fun of wagies, but this is too funny.
Anonymous (ID: W22pSqNP) United States No.512061183
the absolute worst smells of your life

I love pungent and spicy food, I love durian and fish and think when faggots like Sam Hyde clown on curries and shit they're showing their colors as sheltered, sterilized yuppies bitches

all that being said, you are in for the dirtiest, worst shit smelling group of people on the earth, these people worship mounds of garbage
Anonymous (ID: ZhULE5ib) United States No.512061185
>>512059595
You have nothing to worry about bro. Just don't be stupid and you will have a great time. I spent six months in Cairo, it was awesome.
Anonymous (ID: fWxQtrO/) Netherlands No.512061318
>>512058404 (OP)
You can't say bad things to indians
no no no no no no no
Anonymous (ID: F9OZ4DHi) United States No.512062601
>>512058404 (OP)
I visit Chennai for work frequently.
Go to meetups with other local expats. It is somewhat hard to find good restaurants and bars that are sanitary with good preparation. But they will know and your Indian co-workers that are higher up will also know (rich Indians don't eat the slop most of the population eats). Hotel restaurants are usually the safest bet.
You may get some odd looks for being foreign, but Indians in big cities are used to foreigners these days. You will get people coming up to you to beg and keep your whits about you in especially poor areas. I've gotten unironically swarmed by beggars before and a cop had to help me (who then asked for a bribe lmao).
Pondicherry is a great weekend trip. The beach is an absolute hellscape in Chennai (literal emaciated cows walking about shitting everywhere), but is well maintained in the touristy areas of Pondicherry.
You will get used to the driving
It is also very easy for a decent looking Westerner who showers to get laid with good looking women if you want to.
You will quickly see and begin to emulate the contempt successful, well-educated Indians have for most of their countrymen. It's even worse than how middle class blacks in the US talk about ghetto niggers.
Anonymous (ID: VhFBINeY) United States No.512062921
>>512058404 (OP)
Lots of diarrhea. Don't drink the water, or the juice - its made with poop water. Only drink things that come out of a bottle or that have been boiled.
Anonymous (ID: QXSInj1j) No.512062963 >>512064656
>>512058404 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: C59NgKW8) United States No.512063261
>>512058404 (OP)
Rape
Anonymous (ID: Leb31NAe) Israel No.512063700 >>512064162
Just be careful with your food. Buy only imported packaged food from white countries and imported bottled water. Buy bleach too and wash every water bottle and pastic wrapper before handling them.
Get a 3M face mask for outdoor use as theres deadly particulate in air, consisting of heavy metals, chemical poisons and poo. The rain is toxic too, as it washes down the poisons.
Some people still get skin rashes, if you get one it might be too late.
Anonymous (ID: AG/4ADKK) No.512063964
>>512058404 (OP)
>my job
>making me

Don't want to go? Get another job then faggot
Anonymous (ID: s3wP3ktp) Latvia No.512064147
>>512058404 (OP)
nastiest diarrhea of your life
you should start practicing by eating some rotten food
you will still get it but you will be at least more tolerant to the pain
Anonymous (ID: mi76tzVI) No.512064162
>>512063700
And donโ€˜tcha forget : these are found in peopleโ€™s brain!!!?!
Anonymous (ID: m9AdsKWp) United States No.512064422
>>512058404 (OP)
irl i've heard nothing but good things about india
the ones here still need to go back
Anonymous (ID: 3jEkvCsY) Australia No.512064453
>>512058404 (OP)
>>512058656
This, there are some cute ones.

>>512058681
Kek based.
Anonymous (ID: 3jEkvCsY) Australia No.512064656
>>512062963
I can't even watch this because the stupid zoomers are constantly moving their ficking camera in and out like spastics.
Anonymous (ID: WOuyyIcN) No.512065450
>>512059017
>Iโ€™m aware itโ€™s not my choice
>I mean, it kind of is, but I want to keep my job

Can you round up all of the Indians to take them with you anon.