A day in Trump’s America
>Wake up, check the news
>BLS: "10 billion new jobs created"
>Check my phone to see what today's tariff rates are.
>Norway up 20%, Cambodia down 5%
>Go to my iphone assembly line job where I make $7.25/hour
>Spend next 4 hours putting chips inside phones
>Take 15 minute break
>Check my shitfartpisscoin holdings
>Rugged
>Watch the FOMC meeting
>FOMC is just Trump
>Trump goes on stage and announces he's raising rates from -10% to -5%
>Also announces date of Jay Powell's public execution
>AI manager scolds me for taking 16 minutes on my 15 minute break
>It's only been 12 minutes
>Call employee help line to complain
>It's also AI
>Go home frustrated
>Complain to my girlfriend about my job
>She's also AI
>BLS: "10 billion new jobs created"
>Check my phone to see what today's tariff rates are.
>Norway up 20%, Cambodia down 5%
>Go to my iphone assembly line job where I make $7.25/hour
>Spend next 4 hours putting chips inside phones
>Take 15 minute break
>Check my shitfartpisscoin holdings
>Rugged
>Watch the FOMC meeting
>FOMC is just Trump
>Trump goes on stage and announces he's raising rates from -10% to -5%
>Also announces date of Jay Powell's public execution
>AI manager scolds me for taking 16 minutes on my 15 minute break
>It's only been 12 minutes
>Call employee help line to complain
>It's also AI
>Go home frustrated
>Complain to my girlfriend about my job
>She's also AI