>Hoytee toytee tee, I luv watchin Ngubu play footy on da telly, he's me favorite OIRISH atlete I tell ya, he'a as OIRISH as Guinness!
>*GASP* I-is dat a member o' da diaspora? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET DIS PLASTIC PADDY AWAY FROM ME! TIS LOIKE ANUDDER POTAYTAH FAMINE!!!!