Thread 512077290

He crossed state lines and murdered two innocent people.

>>512077290 (OP)
plus he ate all the pancake

>>512077290 (OP)
He is fat and needs to stop eating fast foods laced with microplastics

>>512077290 (OP)
>two innocent people
Jews?

>>512077290 (OP)
but he faced the brutalism of a broken legal system and got away relatively unharmed better yet making money and a persona

>>512077290 (OP)
Holy shit did he eat them too

He's turning into Shane Gillis

>>512077365
they were innocent convicted felons bro

>>512077290 (OP)
He absorbed them

>>512077290 (OP)
No he didn't, but you know that, don't you, Moshe?

I didn’t get a chance to post my answer to the Harvard thread before it got deleted so here it is: “7 men have 7 wives.” This is slightly ambiguous as it sounds like it might mean that each man has 7 wives, but the word “each” is not there so the best interpretation is that there are 7 married couples, 14 total people so far. “Each man and each wife have 7 children.” Now there’s a bunch of different interpretations and no possible way to tell which one was intended. Perhaps the simplest is that each couple has 7 children together. 14 total parents with 7 children per couple, totaling 49 children. But it could mean that each husband has a total of 7 children and each wife has a total of 7 children, but we don’t know who had children with whom. Some of the wives might have had children with someone else’s husband. Other husbands or wives might have had children from previous relationships and the parents aren’t listed in the original group of 7 men and 7 women. So there’s no way to know which kids need to be counted once vs twice. So at a max there are 98 different kids and all of them had one parent that wasn’t in the original group of 14 or at a minimum there’s 49 kids and all of them have two parents that were in the original group of 14. But that sentence can also be interpreted as each husband has 7 kids with each wife. So each man had 49 kids total, 7 with each of the wives, for 343 total kids. So the possible answers are: 63 to 112 inclusive and 357.

>>512077413
kek

>killed 2 jews
More like crossed party lines LMAO

>>512077290 (OP)
This might be the most obvious case of self defense ever caught on video. Rittenhouse shouldn't have been charged.

>>512077290 (OP)
>two pedos people
ftfy

>>512077365
Pedos too.

>>512077290 (OP)
he looks like a cartoon pig

>>512077290 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot he did a service and I'd do the same to pedophiles and woman abusers.

>>512077290 (OP)
Plus all three he killed were fucking Jews so that's an even bigger bonus.

>>512077290 (OP)
He's so damn ugly.

>>512079901
spicy bicep changes his name and got hit by a car too

>>512078191
>>512079829
But you want the Epstein files to stay hidden until they're done editing them. Curious.

>>512077290 (OP)
Damn he was eating good on all those donations from people he later denounced. Lmao.

>>512079901
No you'd protect pedophiles that you like especially the ones who visited Epstein island.

>>512077290 (OP)
>innocent
no jew is innocent

>>512077290 (OP)
Nigger, brown rapists rule you

Your children are rape fodder for brainwashed muzzies

>>512077290 (OP)
The amount of seethe this guy creates from white zoomer liberals is wild. Oh no he shot and killed two liberal pedophiles, boo hoo

>communists
>pedophiles
>people

>>512077290 (OP)
And he got away with it

>>512077290 (OP)
>two innocent people
they were both convicted felons

>>512080579
Dems fuck boys

>>512080198
And your country lets pedophiles in like the Somalian niggers and lets them rape your kids while you sit at your keyboard like a pussy faggot and not do shit about it.

>>512077290 (OP)
>kikes are all powerful
>lose 3 on 1 to some random fat kid with no training

Big yikes. This kid shot 3 chosen in the street like dogs and you didn't do shit about it. Now he's just styling on your stupid face selling books getting pussy and never working again LOL. How did kikes get literally and figuratively BTFO this hard?

>>512077290 (OP)
I live in Kenosha. He didn't do anything wrong. Everyone here knows he didn't do anything wrong, hence the result by the JURY that DIDN'T convict him.

>>512077965
The DA at the time didn't even want to take the case. He shoved it off onto the assistant DA, and he intentionally fucked up the prosecution so the case wouldn't be eligible to be put on his record. The ADA wanted a mistrial, and we now have an awesome video of the judge grilling him for the sneaking suspicion of trying to do what I just explained.

Btw I've met the judge. Based and chill guy irl. He's just definitely not the judge you want overseeing your case. He's usually EXTREMELY harsh with his interpretations and punishments. He's put plenty of people away for years just for smoking pot. Glad he's retired now. Him even kind of defending Rittenhouse during the trial shows just how shitty the whole forced situation was.

>>512079829
They already said jews

>>512077290 (OP)
One more thing. I kind of wish I accepted the invitation by Nick Smith to join the crew that Kyle ended up being part of. I wish I could have met the kid. Too bad Nick also died recently. Good fucking guy.

>>512077290 (OP)
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

>>512077290 (OP)
Crossing state lines is legal, Tommy. Shooting baby rapists is also legal, Tommy.

>>512077290 (OP)
Fake image.

>>512077290 (OP)
>Two
I give him credit for 3 but it should've been way way more.

>>512077290 (OP)
>MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>512077290 (OP)
what a ugly fat piece of shit and its pretty ironic how much it reflects what polcels look like

>>512077470
they did their time, paid their debts to society, and tried to exercise their rights as citizens to reform American policing and criminal justice
and they were assassinated for it

>>512077382
Hardly. No school will allow him to finish his nursing studies. No police or fire department will ever hire him due to optics. His has to rely on his persona to grift because it is the only thing he can do other than accepting he already failed at life and becoming a bottom tier wagie

>>512077290 (OP)
>A fat spic is glowniggers' hero
This would be the whitest face at Eglin Air Force Base.

>>512077290 (OP)
> Killed two innocent pedos

That hit home hard for britbong OP. Letting his kids get raped by Pakis is their national pride.

>>512077290 (OP)
He's a neo-nazi who killed two innocent jews for NOTHING.

>>512077290 (OP)
he was dumb but so were those other people....... dont be like those three

>>512077290 (OP)
The American dream, beautiful.

All three people he shot were Jewish. What are the odds?

>>512077290 (OP)
cry more faggot

>>512084375
Good

>>512085529
>is a kike himself
what are the odds?

>>512077578
I thought it was three jews? And a pedophile to boot.
0.2% of the population means 1 in 500 odds for 1 of them being a kike, 1 in 125 million for all 3.
Kikes.
Every.
Damn.
Time.

>>512082005
Took a while.
This place is so kiked, yet here we still are.

>>512077290 (OP)
Damn you really do get fat once you're married.