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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>512078570 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

Number Nine

>>512078647
Hi anon.

Damn. Chief must feel sour about having to let them go.

>>512078849
Hi fren

First Shift updates

>Tracking stolen vehicle at the end of the show
Passenger had a glock with a giggle switch, was on parole for Assault
Felony possession of a machine gun
Car belongs to the girlfriend of the driver, reported stolen by her mother, no charges, "Family issue"

>Arkansas LPR hit on a retail theft case
Passenger gave fake name, had many active warrants, arrested
Other two let go
>Officer Alex Jones elaborates
The three 81 incidents of retail theft across multiple States
$148,000 total in theft, all three in on it
Missouri had warrants out for them, but Missouri didn't know the names of the perps, so the warrants didn't pop
Missouri issued new warrants including their name

>BOLO for two suspects in a drive-by shooting
Pic related
Victim in a car at a stoplight, two cars pulled along side him, peppered him with bullets
Not sure if the suspects knew the victim

>>512079034
>The three 81 incidents of retail theft across multiple States
The three *had committed* 81 incidents...

VLC info:

https://pastebin.com/h2SG4vEW

>>512079034
Thank you for the synopsis anon.
>Missouri had warrants out for them, but Missouri didn't know the names of the perps, so the warrants didn't pop
>Missouri issued new warrants including their name
That's a hell of a way to get identified. Hopefully they'll get stopped again soon.

>>512079074
$148.000 worth of stuff
when the nigress said that officer infowars is rayciss not with an outraged tone but trying to read him, I think everyone knew there's more to it

I miss Nye county

I fell asleep at 10PM last night. Did anything happen in the last 2 hours?

>>512079607
Hughes accidently farted on camera, but no anon got the clip.

>>512078922
Checked. I miss playing cowboy.

>>512079732
Thank you. I will attempt to imagine the smell.

>>512079131
>https://pastebin.com/h2SG4vEW

one link doesn't work, the second is about 75s behind and low res (768x432)

still better than nothing, thanks!

Fresh /ourtard/ getting snacked up

>>512079882

Yeah the first one was broken yesterday, still broke today...

>>512079886

he's gettin' all jacked up on mountain dew!!!!

>>512079180
Thinking about it, I'm a little sad they announced that they now have warrants with their names
Seems like not revealing that would have been wiser, since they already had the license plate
Just say nothing, let the warrant get verified, and let the plate reader do its thing to catch these fuckers

>>512079968
>>512079886
I envy him

>>512079886
Nice.Glad for an update.

>>512080026
I too wish I was retarded.

>>512079882

You can also copy a temporary VLC URL by navigating to https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

Hitting F12 and searching for m3u8 for your unique URL valid for your session cookie

This is just if you'd prefer a clean VLC side by side instead of the webpage.

>>512080059
>>512080026
>>512079886
based

>>512080126
no matches

>>512079886
good to know he's still comfy.

What happened with this idiot in the accord?

>>512080482


Sorry, have to search on the Network tab

>>512080126
ok but does anyone have an actual stream? I'm not tech literate enough for your VLC sorcery

>>512080126
>F12 and searching for m3u8
>>512080482
>no matches
Here's how I found it

Go to the site
F12, Network Tab
Start player
Scroll down the list of new connections and find the m3u8
Right-click, Copy, URL
Paste into VLC

Complicated and janky as fuck, but if I only have to do it once per night, not the worst thing in the world
It still seems to be a little behind

>>512080960


You can simply watch in browser at that URL too

HOLY SHIT SCRUBS AND BLACK SCRUBS LINKED UP AGAIN????

>>512081028
oh ok thank you for your patients

>>512081120

no problemo

>>512080952
ok got it
im retarded so here's the process for others

the good #1 stream remains broken on https://iptv-org.github.io/?q=reelz
and the #2 is 30+ secs behind which made me look like a dick being behind the ball yesterday

process:
visit https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
hit play on the video
hit f12
go to network tab
click on one of the GET entries in list
copy url in full as seen on right hand side

>>512081025
even at this i'm only the second best lol
nice one bro

I remember Michael, he gets fucked up

>>512080952
>>512081025
Use the
>Filter
bar on the network tab to search
>m3u8
To find the url. Right click on the item once you filter to it, and you can
>Copy URL

fuck it only comes through as 640x360 in vlc
gay

GET FUCKED UP ON MY BACK 40 POINT MY PISTOL TO THE SKY AND IT GOES POW POW POW

What are you computer hackers trying to do? This seems outrageously and comically complicated. Just watch on thetvapp.

new pastebin with instructions for the thetvapp.to URL copy:

https://pastebin.com/TdERhTpU

>>512081349
Never feel bad for trying to help anons, fren
You're a good person

>>512078570 (OP)

VLC link is still fucked. Only plays 17 seconds and then stops.

>>512081685

I like VLC (in minimal interface mode) on my left hand of the monitor and 4chan on the right

Watching on thetvapp is either tiny window or full screen

I discovered the technique last night... Only a tincy bit complicated

>>512081794
DO YOU READ THINGS

This better be good.

>>512081964
patience
3 more minutes

EXIT THE VEHICLE MICHAEL!

>>512078570 (OP)
>Jill Falcon is back for another night
Goon bros,we wanking tonight

>>512081794
Yeah, the primary VLC link is fucked
Try the secondary from the pastebin here
>>512081695

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>512081814
>Watching on thetvapp is either tiny window or full screen
there's a picture in picture option, i keep that on the right side of the screen with "force long posts to wrap" in the 4chan settings, so there isn't much text over on the right

>>512081916
no way fag

>>512082065
yes trump was on last night
huge ratings bump

>>512082042
WHUD AY DUUUU?

>>512082080

ooh didn't notice the PIP

neat

and we are LIVE

>>512082042
>>512082191
My favorite was when he had the door open and was just blindly clawing at the air, because he's just trying to stall for a few more seconds of freedom

But hey, we're live!

WE ARE LIVE

>I'M BOUT TO PISS
>*episode ends*
BRAVO, DAN

I’ve decided that OPL and /pol/ is making me too racist so after tonight I’m done.

woah!
two serious units

god damn that bitch huge

PLAP ALERT PLAP ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Whelp,the tit to gut ratio does pass spec, fellas

GUNT

CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR!
>>512082080
Kino me too

>>512082318
>two serious units
I wonder if the left one lost weight, would she lose those tittays too?

couple o' slampigs

the sag on those arms
yikes

Tonights gonna be good I just know it

>>512080126
if you sub to reelz plus you can use the same method. 720p only, but it's worth checking out..

she's a big guy

Louisiana is like an ultra immersive zoo

those jeans must cost thousands

I thought smoking was supposed to make you thinner.

>>512082309
>too racist
no such thing

>>512082179
You’re saying he finally drive the ratings through the roof???

Transexualism is mental health.

>>512082179
You’re saying he finally drove the ratings through the roof???

>RENT ME
captcha slow as fuck tonight

Camera op is zooming in on the wrong places.

>zoom in on the gunt
CAMERAMAN WHY

>>512082409
the bingo card is pretty extreme

just shoot her/him in the head
>shows titties
>thabugz

cameraman pls no

what the fuck is this episode already

>>512082480
>captcha slow as fuck tonight
Glad it's not just me

I missed last night the montage makes it seem action packed and I doubt it

>>512082411
>reelz plus


I don't pay for a single streaming subscription but honestly $50 for the year is not awful

>>512082480
>captcha slow as fuck tonight
thought it was just me, I bet the jews are behind this

>>512082432
crashed the #1 iptv stream it was such an event

my captcha is taking 10 secs to pop up wtf

Missed the first 8 minutes, did anything interesting happen?

these biggons agreed to a search

so, which one of you incel chud nazis are gonna man up and make white babies with one of those Aryan goddessess?

>if I give the cops permission to search, they won't do it
People would rather go to jail than have another human being simply be suspicious of them.

>meth found
Obviously dealing it because no way those two could be using it being that fat
>>512082549
Capcha slow as fuck

>>512082647
insane tranny talking about a baby

>>512082647
just these two fat slags and some babbling crazy nigger of questionable gender

This fat one looks like a problem
I bet she's forced other girls and women not prostitution and is a cold blooded crimial

>>512082660
I'd give white top a night out.

Why are so many methheads fatasses? I thought speed makes you skinny...
AND WHY IS THIS SITE LOADING CAPTCHAS & POSTING SO FUCKING SLOWLY???

>>512082666
FUPA
U
P
A

>>512082739
and for the price of 2 big macs, you could

>>512082756
You can totally be a fat meth head if you eat like absolute shit in between binges.

He ties that gay beard around his boyfriends cock

Did he shove his drugs in the drink?

I apologize, I was not familiar with your beard game.

>>512082756
they stop eating normal food
guy nearby me is 103kg
uses constantly
for some reason all he eats is oreos
has about 3 half rotted teeth remaining
his close to death mums house is almost worth 2 million

>>512082729
The nose.

>>512082903
Common junkie move when the cops show up

i haven't heard hed pe in almost 30 years

>>512082929
>smokes meth and eats oreos all day
he won

anon got a court case pending

Why is my VLC link not working anymore? It just keeps replaying over and over.

This fat bitch had the audacity to ask for a ticket when she has priors for selling and is now caught with meth and selling paraphernalia.

Why did she let them search the car??

>>512083040
she's offering to blow them all in the ad break

this captcha shit is fucked

>>512083025

bruh it's been broken

see alternatives here: https://pastebin.com/TdERhTpU

>I don't got any guns
>I don't got any knives
Braindead junkie retard really thought this was convincing & was gonna throw the cop off his trail

>>512083018
>the charges, officer?

He broke no laws, but they took his guns just to be safe.

>>512083018
Damn, I thought that post was fake.

>>512083025
Yeah, the main VLC link got fucked somehow
Check out an alternate link in the pastebin here >>512081695

>>512083063
she's just really stupid, and fat

>>512083063
If you say no they just bring the dog in and do it anyway

>DID YOUR DOG SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR???? WELL HERE'S A SRPAY FOR IT YOU DUMB FAGGOT
I watch the commercials on mute, and that's what they seem like to me

>>512083129
>>512083170
Fuck that's annoying. Guess I'll use the reelz stream.

>Officer Porkroll has to go ask chatGPT how much marijuana is legal in his state
God bless America

>dan admitting doobie knowledge
>in front of two cops

>smoke doobies
>cheech and chong jokes
holy fucking boomerino

damn i hate this officer he's the worst

>nigger wearing the jersey of a spaniard
god bless america

>>512083510
>g
>asol

fast captcha jus then

how common is it for people to keep uncapped needles and loose razor blades in their pockets that the cops ask every time? It would hurt the person if they went in their pocket and cut them up throughout the day.

>>512083163
his wife ratted him out
he thought she was a spy and he was right

>I'm tryin' to always have marijuana in my life
But the stoners told me that weed wasn't addictive!

How about you mind your own business and let him go. He's done nothing illegal and what he's carrying isn't illegal either.

>>512083569
In all my years of police body cam watching I’ve only seen one instance where the cop got stuck by a needle.

>officer fagnuts found out he has a legal amount but still has to give him a big gay lecture
fork you too porky :)

>show only just started
>already about to fall asleep
Come on Dan, put on something exciting

>>512083510
Negro that appreciates low post play

>>512083643
It's been like this for months now. I don't think I've finished a full episode in ages. The last thing that truly was exciting was the Tranny Sex Cult in the Abandoned Church. And that was like 6 months ago or so by now.

Thank you for not ruining this guy's life over improperly transporting weed

>>512083600
I’m smoking weed right now and it is addictive. Especially now that the dispensary stuff is 30%+ for flower and you can get 90% vape pens. Don’t smoke weed. It’s ruining my life and I can’t stop. Fuck me for ever starting.

>Up to three (3) ounces may be purchased in a single transaction, and consumers may be in possession of up to three (3) ounces of marijuana at any time.
the guy wasn't even close to the limit

>>512083600
I'm addicted to arguing with retards online.

unidentifiable mechanical objects

>>512083777
>Tranny Sex Cult in the Abandoned Church
that shit was fucked up man
i thought we were about to bump into hillary at anytime

This mutt female cop with dreads is revolting

CAPTCHA IS FIXED BOYS GET POSTING

Niggers!

>>512083885
she wouldn't fuck you anyway

>>512083879
Was there ever a followup on that? After that it went back to boring bullshit and I don't think we ever heard about it again. It was so insane too. That weird ring of chairs around the bed and all the dildos was full on /pol/ tier sex cult shit.

>>512083948
I’m good without herpes

>>512083948
He #blessed

>they pulled John Walsh out of cryofreeze for the AMW remake
holy shit he was old as hell in the 90's like wtf

>>512084001
never heard shit
i can almost still see it
stays with you

>>512083853
>I'm addicted to arguing with retards online.
This is the perfect place for you then, anon!

>>512084031
I'm pretty sure that's AI John Walsh.

>>512083777
checked. that was like 12 months ago. erhart never recovered.

>>512084127
Damn, time flies. And yeah, it was hilarious seeing a normalfags reaction to their first time encountering tranny degeneracy.

>>512084127
She should've stuck with the glasses.

Just tuning in now! Did I miss anything of note tonight?

good evening negros

>>512084301
With glasses she was a cute nerdy girl. Without she just looks like a PIG

These dash cams have pretty narrow field of view

>>512084127
this bitch is gonna have PTSD nightmares about shitty bloody dilators for the rest of her life

>>512084390
I think the OPLive people are zooming in on them.

How the fuck did they leave a car sized hole in their "box"?

damn these cops are retarded.

they should've slashed the tires the 3 previous times they had the chance

Late again. Did I miss anything? Did anyone show butthole?

>>512084474
Wasn't there a lawsuit somewhere years ago because some department was refusing to hire applicants that scored too high on the aptitude test? Retard make ideal police officers.

Looks like Tim Hiddecker?

>>512084529
>>512084353
>did I miss anything
lol

Ive been with the show since LPD threads and i cant do it anymore bros. Its just too boring now. Nothing ever happens. Goodbye frens. See you in this life or the next.

>>512084353
they put two objects on the hood of a car

>>512084353
You missed cops harassing someone with weed for 25 minutes in a legal state

>stuntin' on the cops
ngl kinda based

The epitome of casualness

That's one casual mother fucker

>>512084587
>side saddle a motorcycle
you can do that

>>512084587
fucking KEK

his phonetics could use some work

>>512084529
They stopped a speeding car, Donald Trump stepped out of the driver seat, dropped down his pants and spread his cheeks for the camera

>>512084579
Agreed, I’m gassing myself this year too. Trump is turning America into a fascist night mare and I just can’t anymore.

>is being an asshole after dropping hazards on the road
Typical crotch rocket faggot

>>512084547
i think the real reason they didn't want to hire him is because he was too old and they couldn't discriminate based on age, so they went with the iq score.

they caught verstappen

>unsecure load
>backpack
really?

>>512084665
CNN is replaying it over and over right now.

>It's called an insecure load
Yeah, I've had problems with that in the past
Now I just think about baseball

>shows up to a halfway house
>the junkies try to take up for the schizo nigger
These people shouldn't be free to roam

Deys are spooder in muh eaaar

>>512082729
>>512082666
>>512082480
>>512082384
>Go to Marcos and pick up a hot honey sauce pizza now
>b-but I prefer the mom and pop pizzeria
Takes a drag
>No
>>512084364
Hello Friend <3

That's a big boy. Also;
>BREATHING INTO THE MIC

Schizophrenic meltdown.

spider in his ear
they thought he was on mojo

>nigger in a Wendy's T-shirt
this is what they died for at Normandy

>>512084717
I found it. He was 49, so you may be onto something. https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

>>512084831
peter thiel implant experiment

>>512084800
Feist T.

>>512084831
Jesus, it's so in-focus

>>512084816
you're a keeper anon

FBI planted a device in this niggas ear and it's going to take over his thoughts soon to make him into the next mass shooter

Back to back wednesday at the chicken shack

>>512084800
but realistically how long would you last inside that

>>512084579

still would

>>512084810
I have a solution.

>>512084816
what do you draw on?
my kid likes to draw
maybe wanna get him something for christmas

>>512084816
Well done sketch-anon

The bug probably crawled into his brain already.

This guy on the bike is a colossal faggot holy shit

>What's taking you so long
>I use to work for the state
He's being a cunt and saying all the greatest hits

>I'm Turkish
arrest him on general suspicion

>turkish
ew

>>512085000
Most cyclists usually are.

You want to do it on the walkie-talkie, 'cause I'm trying to get home here.

>>512084997
F

I wish I was man enough to wear white pants as tight as those

>>512085000
That's why he's getting a ticket

Jesus Christ man, even if I don't care about the fatty, just shut the fuck up.

Good thing bikers usually don’t make it to 50

Just spray this roach with raid and be done with it.

Roaches are not allowed to ride motorcycles, unless they're in a licensed flea circus.

>I'm Turkish

Cop should have gone to his car and come back with a can of Raid

rsmo is
307.010

>>512084906
>how long would you last inside that
Not very long, that's for sure
But I would do my best to make sure she is satisfied too

BUY THE POOP SPRAY TO THANK DAN GOY HE NEEDS YOUR SHEKELS

I hope this delusional grandiose cock sucker does a 120mph aerial cartwheel.
You literally have to have a personality disorder to be a crotch rocket fag.

>>512085000
He's very much the type of bike fag who would do some dumb shit on the road then try to talk shit.
He'll end up dead at some point either by the bike or some one blasting his head off.

>>512085144
Is that guy OK?

>>512085029
DEPORT

>>512085099
> rsmo is 307.010
So I just tried to search for it, and the AI answer says you're right
But it looks like their website is down right now, so the cop might not be lying

>>512085240
Yeah, he slept it off

>>512085247
right to the roach motel

>>512084583
Cool, almost heard a 'Don't want to be recorded'

>>512085144
he probably passed out from centrifugal force before he even hit the ground

big guy just took his shirt off

>s'curse me miss
They're wasting time with a zesty druggie having a schizo episode
If this fag doesn't go to the hospital, fuck em.

BIX NOOD

>>512084879
>>512084969
Thanks <3
>>512084966
Literally the cheapest wacom you can buy online (Intuos). Under $30 including shipping. Software is MsPaint/Gimp (Free). Kids these days are pretty involved with tablets though, so maybe consider getting a secondhand tablet with a stylus. It's more natural to look at the tablet and draw as you would a piece of paper than it is to look at the computer monitor and and draw with your hand on the desk.

schizo rizzin' her up

>>512085381
the destroyed hotel room at the beginning was cleared

translation?

>>512085381
this guy's paying attention, I only have one checked off

>>512085250
Anon Live

>>512085464

shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeet

>>512085492
the spider in his ear has assumed full control and is attempting to breed with officer negress

>>512085250
so all we need to do to end the police is take down their website
then we can actually solve all our problems

The motorcycle guy stunting reminded me of this video posted yesterday
https://youtu.be/zVEUrr1w8v8?t=92

axin you

i'm axin you

ax me a question

squids are a cancer

why are turks like this

Hahahaha

I really hope they get them for speeding.

>am I supposed to lock the backpack or something???
how dumb is that guy

haha he went autistic for the cameras

>>512085667
Greeks should've finished them off when they had the chance

>>512085478
>Kids these days are pretty involved with tablets
i raised mine right and bought him a pc when he was like 8
thanks for the info

Why are BMW drivers like this?

please let him get pulled over again

what a dumb fucking roach

>>512085756
poor people think beamers are a nice car

>>512085774
he's just begging to get pulled again
why are turks like this

>>512085756

They used to be kind of pompous enthusiasts. Now they're just trashy sociopaths.

>>512085837
He probably wants them to chase him.

>>512085774
I think he's going to run if they try to stop him again

>his parents are on the way
oooooooooooooooooo

This segment is a waste, he didn't even chase the suspect. Fucking Dan has a love affair with recorded segments

>>512085962

>scooter, what did you do with my 5 series and my body armor? I'm supposed to rob a liquor store tomorrow!

These niggers need to watch this show to see that they don't need licenses to drive

>warning for driving without a license
Wut?

>18
>no license
>bmw, twin turbo
>run with no lights
>run out of gas

>>512086003
>studio audience laughter

>>512086037
We don't punish criminals in this country anymore

>>512086037
he was hispanic

>18
>runs from the cops with no gas
A chink virus wasn't enough to cull the retards on this planet, then what will work?

>>512086055
>Punisher skull
>Hangover 2 quote
based

>>512086087
stop feeding them

OHHH LAWWWDY

So you can just drive around without a license or insurance now?

OH LAWD HABMERCY STEVE

>ya heart beatin' plum out ya chest
what a colorful people

Chief Taylor is incredibly patient with niggers even though he probably can’t stand em

>>512086087
Didn't you hear, anon?
The xenos are coming on 3I/ATLAS to cleanse the planet in November

OH LAAAWWWDYYY
LAWD HAV MERCY PULEEEEHSEEE

>>512084966
Big advice, get him a paper sketchbook to go with the Wacom. Being able to draw directly from the real world is critical to developing a good eye.
>t. designfag

>>512085744
Introduce him to gimp. Teach about layers, opacity, eraser, and pen tool. Also selection tool and cropping. Finally saving as gimp file and png's
>>512084831
>Spider Bro please let me go

>>512086151
no they just told him that to make themselves feel like the good guys

>>512086215
we should have McListened

>>512086215
>>512086215
Can you put Spider-man in there

She's also in on it. What a lying cunt.

MD and meth
good combo

>MD20/20
*shivers*

Mad Dog 20/20 sighted!

>niggers in trouble
Let's go to break.

>>512086215
>Introduce him to gimp
i dont really want him to get into gooning

>>512086106

I feel weird saying this because the kid is half my age but... I say you misspelled "cringe"

new bread >>512086395
>>512086395

>>512086362
wtf is that shit niggers will drink anything

New?

>>512086409
no I'm giving it a "based", finna cop ong

>>512086356

Last time I had that was in college. I felt hungover two sips into it. Absolutely foul.

>Mad Dog
Must have been out of 4 Lokos

>>512086348

Meth mouth

>>512085489

Right, then. I was on the fence about that one. Marking it! Thanks.

>>512087285
Kill yourself kike

>>512086215
For GIMP, 'saving' as a png is exporting, which you can do for all kinds of file types. the most workability is always to stay with gimp file format which is usually . xcf depending.