Thread 512107918

Remember when being a guitar player used to be a chick magnet?

>>512107918 (OP)
if it wasnt for being a musician i would have never gotten laid. Im a 5/6 and got more pussy than i deserved...non stop really

>>512107918 (OP)
It still is.
What, do you think women just magically stopped being retards in the last couple years or something?

>>512108130
I've never gotten laid for playing guitar. i've never gotten laid

>>512108206
playing in your room doesnt count
you have to be in a band

>>512107918 (OP)
this shit looks fucking gay

>>512108247
what if i post on youtube and instagram. only boomers around here have listings looking for band members

>>512108130
hell yeah

>>512108130
The real black pill is knowing that when you get engaged your wife-to-be very likely got laid by some ugly dumbass guitarist who knew how to play a couple linking park riffs. It's not about the guitar, it's about the fact women free to pursue their sexual impulses are just trash to men, because all women have the instinct to be cumdumpsters. If you want a loving princess she needs to be raised locked in a tower and educated to hate all whoring too, then be married off at 13. It's really why people in the past didn't let their girls just do whatever they felt like

>>512108319
nope
you have to be out there and in a band
the pussy will come to you with no effort
at least that's how it worked for me
and believe me, Im average looking and average musician

>>512108458
ok

>>512108247
Or busk.
Guaranteed pussy (and money) if you busk with a cute dog sitting next to you

>>512107918 (OP)
no you fucking faggot. go back to watching friends and reddit

The guitar is kewl and shit, but I am too old for this shit. My fingers are too fucked up for anything fancy!

>>512107918 (OP)
depends on the music, women are stupid and want to hear simple covers on an acoustic, they hate shredding or allan holdsworth type playing.

>>512108429
this is exactly how italians think. fucking retards. make me a pizza and a coffee. chads dont get cheated on because most guys are faggots

>>512107918 (OP)
>play wonderwall
>recieve blowjob
It was a simpler time.

>>512107918 (OP)
The only woman who finds my playing sexy is my wife who fucks me anyway.
To be fair, I don't play around other women so it's not a fair test.

>>512108822
Yeah, if anyone is serious about trying this, play in open tuning. You can build up your fingers to pay straight bar chords in a week or two of you're young. You can play just about anything with a capo. The only hard part is if she requests something with a minor chord. Then you might have to actually try a little.
Any real musician will know you suck, but that won't matter. Women listen to auto tuned nigger babble, they have no taste.