Thread 512110631

>>512110631 (OP)
Using a rubberband is psycho behavior.

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>512110631 (OP)
>chaotic good
I'll keep doing it anyway, faggot

>>512110631 (OP)
Chaotic good neutral evil here.
Bread goes stale far too quickly otherwise.

>>512110713
No one reads newspapers anymore, so no rubber bands to be had.

>>512110668
Shalom

>>512110821
>so no rubber bands to be had.
this guy has never touched a woman

>>512110821
This nigga doesn't eat asparagus

>>512110713
>he exercised intent to cease air circulation entirely

>>512110631 (OP)
>Twist, lock the twist using the provided clip with expiry date on it, tuck beneath
Where am I on that gay chart?

>>512110631 (OP)
I reuse the bag clip AND put it in the freezer, what that make me?!

>>512110821
Go back to bed granpa.

Bread? Just bread? Where's the rest of the burger?

>>512110631 (OP)
That shit isn't even bread.

>>512110631 (OP)
>he doesn't eat the entire loaf in one sitting to prevent it from going stale

>>512110631 (OP)
I don't know what niggerfaggot shit bread you buy, but proper bread (not that sliced industrial faggotry) freezes very well
just put it in zipper bags before, you fucking monkeys

>>512110668
Shalom kike

>>512110631 (OP)
lawful good chad reporting in

>>512110631 (OP)
The bread of today is uneatable. It blue, green, gray and black mold grows on it. The wheat that they use is so pig-feed grade and they must use chemicals to bleach the flour and other fillers and additives to mask the unpleasant taste.

>>512110668
kys nigger jew

>>512110668
>elon employee

>>512110631 (OP)
I've never knew anyone to ever freeze bread other than my GM. Mind you shes literally the most insane person I've ever known, I've never met anyone who didn't think she was crazy within 5mins of meeting her. She has no friends and the entire family avoids her at all costs. So anyway, this made me think freezing bread was something only she did. I never imagined other people actually did this shit. I hope you guys aren't fucking insane too.

Heres some funny things my GM has done while I'm here. Shes been banned from ALL walmarts. Shes been to jail for prostitution multiple times. She eats out of the garbage. She demands her children, grandchildren, and their grandchildren send HER money because she feels shes the oldest so they owe her. Theres thousands more but thats just the ones off the top of my head.

>>512111245
any bread that comes pre-cut in plastic bags is immersed in a chemical bath to stay shelf-stable. Generally ethanol actually, but not only. The chemical composition obviously has nothing in common with say, a sourdough you can even make at home with a 50$ basic bread machine or your oven and a clay pot

animal feed isn't food

>>512110713
i make a knot (sort of shoelace tie) then twist and tuck under. clips and any tying aid is for weaklings

>>512111419
The out of date or the stale bread is send back to the back to the bakery for reuse. The ground it up and mix it into the new batch of bread. The result? You're are eating traces of bread that is decades old.

>>512111409
had a granny who started acting out too much. The family really had quite enough of her antics. She always feared she'd be put in an old folk's home... joke's on her, she died homeless

>>512110631 (OP)
i freeze the bread because i don't eat much bread.

>>512111003
I sont ubserstand the freezer what does that do?

>>512111055
You can just place it in a hot and steamy oven.
Unless it is laugengebäck then only heat it, no water

>>512112696
freezes shit wtf

>>512111048
Toast is bread.
Dont be a fucking redditeur
>lmao wyoipo dont season dey food, dey neva herd about the best sfrican spice (picrel)
>le german food is le bad
>uuuhhhh akshually we have le german bread it very good

>>5121114671
Yes, and also use it as Knedlbrot, get almost the same price in a big bag

Imagine owning a little box specifically made for bread. Day of the Pillow when

>>512112960
Yeh but then its frozen, do u just take out rock hard froten solid slices of toast and eat them???
Wattufff

>>512110631 (OP)
I tie a knot.... its not that hard to come loose?

>>512110631 (OP)
Neutral evil/chaotic good lessssgo

>>512112571
bitch

>>512110631 (OP)
>eating bread

>>512114564
based knower

>>512112571
Well played

>>512110631 (OP)
Swap neutral and chaotic

>>512110788
>88 get
>nobody checks
Checked fuck all you newfag zoomers

>>512110631 (OP)
Haven't eaten bread in years but true.

>>512110788
Thank you for your service, Leaf. You get raked near the end. 88 but no 1488, disappointing.

>>512115326
post the in-store prices, and there will be an end to the horror

>>512110631 (OP)
For the last fucking time; The bread box is lawful good.

>>512110631 (OP)
for me, it's the twist and tuck

anything else leaves us fundamentally lacking enjoyment of our human lives

>>512110668
NOPE

>>512110631 (OP)
I'm a chaotic lawful good

>>512116354
Kill jews lol

>>512110631 (OP)
Freezing the bread is chaotic evil. What well-adjusted person freezes bread? Do you wait an hour for it to thaw before making a sandwich? What do you do when moisture (released by thawing) makes the bread wet, or enables mould to grow? It’s utterly psychotic woman behavior

>>512110631 (OP)
Twisting, then clipping, then tucking is the best way to keep air from getting to the bread.

>>512116949
you put a slice into the toaster, or oven, or air fryer. Now you have fresh bread.

>>512116949
This.
I bet this anon also uses the thing that comes with the package, a very aryan behavior!

>>512117491
>air fryer

https://youtu.be/AyMOdpDpRDs

Black men cannot resist klobása and Kozel 11

>>512116949
Fuckin retard doesn't know how to store food

>>512116949
Why would the bread be moist? Did you add water to the bread before freezing?

>>512115999
Checked.
>pic
Did shad draw that before the halo tv show? If so then that would be hilarious.

>>512110631 (OP)
I do the tuck and slam in a corner.

>>512110631 (OP)
chaotic good

>>512113285
microwave

3...2...1...

>>512110631 (OP)
Chaotic good plus refrigerator. Saves times and I haven't seen mold since... ever!

>>512117837
How Will Smith has fallen

>>512110998
you've exceeded the bounds of a usual gay chart

>>512110631 (OP)
Less air the better.
Breadbox and leaving the bag open are shite places to keep plastic kept plastic wrapped bread.
Freezing the bread is fine.

Realistically you should avoid buying plastic wrapped bread. Buy from a Baker.

>>512110631 (OP)
I twist and tuck while putting it in a bread box afterwards. I also remove original packet and put all of it in a separate clean wrapper specifically collected for that.

What am I?

>>512117828
i fry all the airs

>>512110788
Blessed and checked

>>512110631 (OP)
This is nigger shit. Using a bread box keeps bread the freshest the longest without freezing. Plus it reduces mold. Freezing is the next best option and then all you need to do is let a slice of bread defrost when you need it. Toast it if you want it to be fresher.

>>512117426
At least these twats know what's up before going to foreign shitholes

>>512111148
It has to be a bot script or bug shills. Too consistent not to be.

now I know how russian reverse letters were invented

>>512110631 (OP)
>chaotic neutral
It just werks.

>>512110713
we don't receive bag clips where we live so it's either rubberband or knot for us

>>512111409
I freeze bread al the time, a decent loaf now costs £1-£1.50 while I can get it marked down for 47p, slices defrost very quickly with no loss in quality.

>>512121555
Not even binder clips?

>>512121708
I use strictly only these, but for spice or tea/coffee/cereal bags (if it's not a can).

>>512110668
this is the most astroturfed forced meme of the past week
mossad keeps posting it thinking "it's such a rad meme mane"
pathetic

>>512112571

bob laser will kill you from hovering ufo

>>512110631 (OP)
I use a clothespin. Where does that put me?

Any anons got the Legionnaires treadmill webm? I wanted to show my brother.

>>512118669
It depends on the type of bread but you are absolutely right, freezing bread is a basic home making strategy!

>>512127559
what even is that graphic on his wall?

>>512128170
2 you exercise to be prepared to destroy israel
3 you think about more efficent ways to destroy israel
4 you drink and smoke to celebratre the uncoming destruction of israel
6 gene splicing to ensure no human casualties while destroying israel
7 release jew killing virus
9 meet with other anons intent on destroying israel
11 sun starts to shine around world as israel dies.
12 Naptime

>>512113285
It dries the bread out you obviously Somalian nigger retard.

>>512110631 (OP)
WHY IS THAT NEUTRAL EVIL
IT DOESN'T GO MOLDY
I TOAST IT WHEN I NEED A SLICE

>>512110998
I do this too. What kind of idiot throws the clip out. How the hell will I know when its expired?

if you place a folded paper towel in the bag you can thaw frozen bread without it getting all fucked up

>>512115205
This image always fills me with a sense of joy

>>512129463
bread isn't expired until it starts growing mold

>>512112571
Fuck you, but good kitty wasn't hurt

>>512112571
basterd bitch lasagna

>>512113285
it's bread, it's porous, a slice of frozen bread will thaw out in a minute or two. I make sandwiches on frozen bread because it's easier to spread toppings, by the time I want to eat it, it will be nice and soft.

>>512129648
I'm anglo-celtic, thank you.
Bread doesn't go moldy unless you take forever to finish a loaf, or maybe if you don't have air conditioning to manage indoor humidity.

>>512129582
>take some bread out
>make a delicious sandwich
>take a big bite
>mould

I'd kill myself

>>512129507
in my toaster if I put it on 2 out of 10 and put it in for 3 minutes it comes out perfectly fluffy and warm, no moisture and no toast

>>512130028
Have you considered looking at the bread while making the sandwich?

>>512130132
Inspecting the bread every morning while I'm half asleep sounds like quite the pain in the ass. Having the date on the tag solves all this trouble

>>512130015
grocery store bread has tons of preservatives tho
if you go and buy fresh bakery bread it goes bad much, much quicker

>>512115205
>Checked fuck all you newfag zoomers
It's the bots.
They have no respect for human culture.

>>512110631 (OP)
I do a false knot, so you can just pull the tag end and it pops apart. I also reuse the bag clip often but the false knot works better imo. Never used a bread box.

there's a jeet goin' round, fakin' names
and he sees every system as a game
everybody will be jeeted all the same
there'll be a ruined river runnin' down
when pajeet comes around

the hairs in your nose will burn up
at the terror in each sniff and in each snuff
will you partake from this street vendor's cup
then run away in search of shittin' ground?
when pajeet comes around

hear the car horns, hear the scammers
one thousand million aunties singin'
multitudes will migrate to the big jewish drum
voices callin', voices lyin'
birthin' faster than they're dyin'
it's elon and kalergi's kingdom come

and the girls in bbc porn see
the incels are all gripping their dicks
the girls in bbc porn see
it's hard to stand apart from most netflix

'til karma catches up, do not redeem
things may not be as hopeless as they seem
a dalit can achieve his every dream
the tunnel brahmins will be safe and sound
when pajeet comes around

whoever is pajeet, let him be something else
whoever can detect pajeet, remove his sense of smell
whoever shall redeem pajeet, let jannies ban him well
listen to me saar, the world is clown
when pajeet comes around

>>512110631 (OP)
I like the bread meme, it is true

>>512110668
You kikes make me laugh
Have you considered focusing on comedy and getting out of the world domination and White genocide rackets?

>>512110631 (OP)
Freezing the cheap bread as a backup,
Tuck the expensive bread you need to eat in 2 days

>>512112571
Fuck you

>>512112571
fuck

>>512110631 (OP)
Knots are only evil if you dont know how to tie them. A simple overhand but with a bite threaded through instead of the end is perfect. Just a little tug on the end and the knot slips right out and the bag opens back up.

>>512110668
have a gold star for this effort kike
now sew it on the front of your jacket so we know about your achievements

>>512130949
>the entire jpeg
you on meth

>>512111467
The Loaf of Theseus

>>512118438
>liberal boobs doesn't have male-framed zippertits

>>512110631 (OP)
bullshit
>eating the bread

>>512110631 (OP)
Chaotic good and chaotic neutral are functionally identical. Please amend refrigerator in one of the places.

>>512110788
Chek’d Adolf Leaf.

>>512116354
Yep.

If anyone has that "the bears had to go" screencap from the k bread I would like to see the bob and vagene of it. Okay?

>>512137073
Forgot my contribution. Will unalive.

>>512110631 (OP)
> keeping bread in a plastic bag
requires chemicals to delay the molding process

>>512128691
ITS NOT RAPE OR MURDER IF THE CHILD IS JEWISH, YOU BIGOT.

>>512110631 (OP)
Has any one of these lawful/chaotic good evil memes ever been funny?
Just one ever?

>>512121555
Just twist and tuck. That only doesn't work when there's only enough slices left for one or two sandwiches anyway. Save both heels for a nice heelwhich.

>>512130028
>inspect rind and face of bread for 3 seconds looking for any white or green discoloration
SO HARD. Also, unless it's enough to be visibly hairy, eat it, ya pussy.

>>512137347
No.

>>512110631 (OP)
Lawful Based
>teaching your family and friends that bread is poison
Neutral Based
>Not eating bread
Chaotic Based
>Feeding bread to local ducks to kill them to prove that bread is poison

>>512130028
>be me, need socks
>mom puts fresh socks ontop of laundry machine, we all place dirty socks on the floor before the machine
>see fresh socks has fallen down, confident its fresh
>take whiff to confirm
>indeed not fresh
>upon further inspection
>actually my brothers socks

Yuck

>>512117426
All the swag in the world couldn't get her to touch a jeet.

>>512129582
Mould can grow inside of it for quite a while before you can actually see it.
Its like a mushroom and first build mycelium inside the bread.

Now i do think the freezer anons have s point

>>512129463
Sometimes the clip breaks. Im pretty good about eating bread before it goes bad. Probably seen moldy bread in my house only once before.

>>512113285
just put slices into a toaster

>>512138008
>buy bread from grocery bakery
>no preservatives
>treat it like shelf stable garbage
>it goes moldy
Sometime you have to wonder where the idea of a bread box came from. And people knock bread in the refrigerator.

>>512110631 (OP)
why does your bread come in a bag in the first place?

>>512110668
this guy might be better than the leaf
if only he would show flag

>>512138265
Some clown decided paper was bad and started making shit out of petroleum.

Will you children shut the fuck up about bread already? Bread is fake and gay and will make you fat and retarded.

>>512112571
WhoreE

>>512137773
I agree about the high fructose corn syrup toast from the pic, but what about this stuff?

>>512110631 (OP)
What if you keep your bread in the fridge?

>>512110631 (OP)
This meme sucks ass
>switch LG and TN
>switch NE and LE
>switch LN and CN
>switch NG and CG
Literally only CE is correct.

Absolutely pathetic.

>>512138934
>he doesn't know
The bread box is actually lawful evil.

>>512111419
>Chemical bath
>Bread goes bad after a week anyway
Sure, buddy.

>>512118669
>not baking your own bread from 4 ingredients daily

>>512138636
So that makes their genocide of Gaza like what, 6 million killed?

i would bake my own bread but i don't want all the busywork of taking pictures and telling everybody who didn't ask that i bake my own bread

I normally buy two loaves at a time (I tend to use about 1.5 in a week) so I leave one out and freeze the other until I need it. With the one I'm using I'll use the twisty-tie but eventually I get tired of it and just twist and tuck as the loaf gets smaller.

>>512141631
As for the froze one, you can just take it out of the freezer and let it thaw and it will be normal. This might change if you leave it in the freezer for a very long time, but if it's just for a few days to a week it will be fine and just keep it fresh.

yah so anywayz

>>512116949
You know a lot of restaurants do this right?
> What do you do when moisture (released by thawing) makes the bread wet, or enables mould to grow?
The bag is closed, the moisture came from the bread to begin with.

It's not rocket surgery faggot. You thaw it out a day or so before use. I don't want to go to the grocery store every few days just for some fucking bread.

>>512138268
The AI knows who rules over us

Fixed it for yo

>>512136913
At least spell his name right, you worthless redneck retard.

>more bread advice
how many of us just recently arrived on the planet
>>512142088 check
now you're sensing the humor

>>512142490
good morning saar

>>512110806
This. I'll buy 2-3 loaves, toss two in the freezer, twist and tuck the other. Defrost loaves as needed.

>>512110668
Nice try. Fuck off. Free Palestine.

>>512110631 (OP)
Surely the breadbox is lawful neutral?

>so basically yeah i just select the bread discounted on sale
>and i lifehack the matrix by freezing some of it
>thus extending its viability
>this is made possible by electric power and a radiator
>see my AI voice tutorial on this subject separately
>when i take a slice of bread out, i then close the bag much as it was on the shelf at the store
>except i do it this special quirky way that enhances my personality
>i use the bread to make shit sandwiches for the entire western world to eat until the great reset

>>512112571
devious

that's what i thought.
fucken dough gropers
go bake yourself a gingerbread gf
fuck this shit sposed to be is

>>512111570
I don’t eat much appliances, but when I do, I bread the freezer.

>>512121023
That's all they are.
Captcha: DUPA2

>>512110631 (OP)
Bread box is peak whiteness. Like your grandma tier white. Like buying pears at the supermarket tier white.
It's something from an age that's lost to us now. We now live in the twist & tuck age.

i'm not even going to tell you niggers my incredoble luxury bread situation, just for spite. that's what i think of your quaint little bread poser antics.
i will disclose 1 hint:
>powdered smesame
now you're on your own cupcake
contemplate this on the tree of ho

>>512113264
imagine leaving your bread in estrogenic plastic all day long

>>512110870
ehm what are you suggesting

>>512129648
Lmfao, why the fuck are you posting my hand picture? Lmfao, what the fuck

>>512143838
I have a breadbox and it’s great. It’s big enough to hold a couple loaves.

>>512110631 (OP)
Chaotic good is simply superior.
*Grab bag, spank bag watch it spin, tuck*
Works as good as anything, requires zero equipment, and is fun.

>>512137793
Hot

>>512112571
Mamma mia!

>>512110668
pretty based

>>512144584
access to women's hair ties

widememes
now i'm widememeing you
nothing you can do

>>512110668
How could any of you kikes ever believe this shit would stick?
Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking kikes!?

>>512115205
That was like every weekend in the 90s. Instead of Internet and phones we fucked each other.

see you at tha crossroads
so you won't be lownely
and i miss my unca chaaaarles yall
shiddip bibbity bip bip yea whoa, and i skin it again and again and i dip it and flip and then
mee me at tha crowss roaze
so y'all wown't mup da doo bix nood

>>512147541
on a loaf of bread though... this has to be one of the most psychotic and trauma feuled spectacles I've ever seen

>>512140648
More like 12 million if you add the interest rate

>>512137773
Uber Based
>Bring bread/cookies to work for co-workers but never eat the poison yourself
Unfathomly Based
>Working at a sandwhich shop and serving the masses the poison bread every day, but when they ask you to eat a sandwhich you say "sorry I am gluten intolerant" and eat the meat & veggies you brought from home.
Immortally Based
>Working as a baker for your career but you only eat the paleo diet

>>512110668
Military men and glowniggers spent an enormous amount of time and effort and this is the best they could come up with.

>>512149535
it took me like 30 seconds on mspaint to edit this thoughever, and I did it for free

>>512149535
military glownigger complex btfo
SUBVERTED
all my fellow oldhomosexuals know that 4chan is anti-jewish!!!! boo jews boo don't believe the lies of state sponsored think tank false flaggers
to recap
/pol is:
>*no girls
>*no ethnics
>*no left wing shitlibtardcuck soey joey SNOWFLAKES
Q1WWA1GWA 4ever
4klifts 4ever
mic drop, losers

you have to post 18 to be here

>>512149850
Show flag Mossad.
>>512150193
Shut up nigger

>>512130224
mold usually grows on bread before it reaches the expiry date
if you don't check, you WILL at mold at some point
also
>I check the little expiry date every day when half asleep, but never for mold
retard

>>512110631 (OP)
Chaotic good - checks out

>>512151742
Bread molds?

>>512151803
real bread can mold
dunno about american plastic bread tho

>>512111148
Hit the gas!

>>512152227
In a lot of the western US, the parts where it doesn't rain for 6-8 months, the bread will just get incredibly stale, like hockey puck hard, instead of molding during the dry season.

>>512110668
Who could be behind this (((post)))????

>>512152599
I really hope these kinds of stories are just LARPs. Jesus Christ how far we’ve fallen.

>>512117426
If a lil jeetina did a literal flip in front of me on the video id at least take the doll so I don't look like a rude cunt.
These 4/10 white hags have disgusting recessed jaws.

>>512115350
>7
WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

>>512112571
Niggered

>>512116354
As their control strengthens, their ways become plainer and plainer to see.

>>512124753

Kekd

>>512121566
I just bought a loaf of sprouted grain bread for $8 USD. No spongy goyloaf for me.

>>512110631 (OP)
Interestingly, my morality changes based on the quantity of bread. Can one of you /pol/psychos give me a deep analysis of what this means?

>>512152904

>plebbit

>real story

choose one, anon

>>512151617
>said no one ever
Try outside of Japan. South East Asia is wild, they'll drug, rob and kill you.

>>512110668
BAAAAAAAAYSED

Bread -> has to be baked -> needs an oven -> picrel

>>512151617
Holy shit the more I read the more it infuriated me. What a bunch of normalnigger bullshit. I want to find whoever did this and bludgeon them to death
>jeets, spics and whatever the fuck that is as neutral

>>512110788

The thread is christened. Based and checked.

>>512136913
here is an improved and higher resolution version. originally i spelled it vevik just to be a fucking bloody, but i guess it's also good bait to ensnare pajeets

>>512152988
Thats because you're an idiot and would be eaten alive outside your little sand box. Taking the plushie would be the difference between life and death in this situation, you have no clue what these things are capable and the type of thing they do, youre an idiot, a baby, and I fucking hate you. Kiwinigger.

>>512111409
Rural people freeze bread because going to the store even once a week is way too much of a commute. It really fucks up the bread, though. Better to just make your own. But if you're lazy and have one or more huge freezers like rural people tend to do, it makes more sense.

>>512153466
finally, a based redditor

>>512154066
and +1 ez greenie template for the DIY-it-yourselfer

>>512110631 (OP)
Using a bread box makes the most sense and is the most convenient.

>>512110631 (OP)
I'm twist and tuck
I vote social democrats

>>512138428
haha, I get it, that bread is supposed to be a penis. I'm not gay!

>>512127220
This one?

>>512112571
Cunt

>>512154904
So numbering people for the sake of extermination is somehow NOT a “shitty tattoo”?
>it hurt itself in its confusion

>>512156179
They have such skinny legs. Especially the guy in the yoga pants. And the way they aren't using the same footwork is triggering my autism.

>>512110631 (OP)
My load is tuck-friendly

>>512110998
I save>>512118331
>>512110998
>>512118331
>>512111003
I save the old bag clips, I have a drawer full of them and the little twist ties. What am I?

>>512158716
A hoarder

>>512110631 (OP)
What if I tie it and put it in the fridge?

>>512116316
The German character meeting with Ron Paul is what started me down the path of hating them

>>512127220
That fucking face lol

>>512113022
Liquid marmite

>>512129463
you need a clip to tell you if the bread shouldn't be eaten?

my cousin was like this. wouldn't drink milk past the buy date rather than just see if it was sour or not.

corpos make so much money off people like this. I eat canned goods ten years past date and it means nothing. as long as the integrity of the container is solid so is the contents.

>>512117837
What happened? Did they all call him a nigger faggot and lynch him? Not clicking on the link.

>>512159204
It's usually a sell by date, which makes sense. If I sold bread to retailers, I wouldn't want their fuckups to come back to me. Plus it's required by law or regulation or whatever.

>>512159424
milk is a sell by date because the supplier can't tell how it's going to be stored and how long it won't be in the fridge etc.
Most everything has a use-by date. which is limited by law and not by the actual shelf life of the product.

>>512124753
Good one weird flag. Saved

>>512159591
>which is limited by law and not by the actual shelf life of the product.
unless it's something like a package of cookies or chips. those kind of things don't last that long.

>>512159591
I just checked and my current bread says "Fresh Thru" and the bread I usually get has a "Best By."

>>512110668
I'm surprised this bait was so effective

>>512149535
except its not a glownigger, its some faggot desperste for (You)s and youre giving them to him.
and that is all this board is. shitty 0/10 bait, and retards engaging with it.

>>512159768
that's just a marketing game. same meaning but sounds better. like retarded and mentally handicapped.

>>512130840
Very funny saaar

>>512159768
>>512159863
Idk, having at least some sort of date on it makes sense, especially for the manufacturer and consumer (since you aren't supposed to take the bread out of the package to check for freshness). A manufacturing date doesn't really make sense in this context, though.

>>512110631 (OP)
i've never frozen bread, but i do keep it in the fridge
not sure what to make of this

>>512160119
fridge is worse than freezer tbhonest

an example. I don't indigestion often but I bought a bottle of tablets in 2014, exp 2016. It's a little over half empty. literally nothing affects the makeup of calcium carbonate. they're not weaker, they're not turning into poison. their only weakness is moisture.

>>512153895
>nigger hands typed this

>>512160230
Yeah, this or something like salt or sugar, I would agree. That's very few things, thiugh.

>>512110821
I have a bag of rubberbands in the same drawer my ziplock bags are in. They're great for fastening things together, Aversion therapy, and wrapping around two fingers to increase tension and snapping someone on the nape of their neck. Based off the latter, I'd say they're also good for making people swear and starting fistfights.

>>512132651
There's an even simpler way where just wrap it around your finger and tuck it through the loop. People are retarded though.

>>512110668
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>>512112571
If I had to wait 120 seconds, mom would be a goner.

>>512160374
there's a sliding scale of course.

I'm just amused people let some printing on a package, put there by some dei bureaucrat, dictate their decisions. rather than rely on their own knowledge and observations.
defer to authority type thing I guess

>>512160682
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>>512160455
If I did this, someone in my house would turn it into a real knot. Better to do it the more fun and easy way. >>512146070

>>512110793
same brother, same.

>>512160728
But you recognize that most people are idiots... which also kind of means they need that sort of thing.

>>512160558
If you don't get medical tubing for intravenous use you're a fucking amateur and Jesus shouldn't save you.

>>512112571
I can only assume it was a "reply to this post", didn't click.

Captcha RAP MY

>>512160938
>But you recognize that most people are idiots
I know this but I have trouble living this. still always astounded at times in real life when I'm made acutely aware.

>>512160938
>>512160728
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ending-religion-is-a-bad-idea-says-richard-dawkins-sqqdbmcpq

>>512161253
I agree with him. Every time I'm told I would act like a savage without threat of eternal punishment, I understand that person is talking about themselves.
it's called projection and it's real.

>>512113200
Psssh, nobody is allowed to know about this. Next you tell them about the secret sauce.

>>512161405
I put the bread in the fridge because I don't eat raw bread like a peasant.

>>512161148
well i guess you defeated that trap then

>>512161405
In any case it's at least true that a sizable chunk of people will (and have) gone ape shit without religion. Without religion, people turn to the state or other ideologies.

>>512161563
I would have expected him to eat a bowl of crickets.

>>512161767
what's the use by date on those?

>>512162144
Live adult crickets can survive 8 to 10 months under ideal conditions. Freeze dried crickets are good 1 - 2 years. Cricket flower lasts even longer.
Source: WEF

>>512162510
*flour

>>512162510
>>512162536
Wait, my bad on the flour