The broccoli age is over.

>>512113327 (OP)
lol titheads

Ridiculous

>>512113327 (OP)
where is lads chin

Another white depopulation tactic

Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>512113327 (OP)
Pretty cool for a level 100 monk which clearly the kid is under level 5. Reported for hacking

>>512113327 (OP)
now it's the artichoke hair cut

>>512113327 (OP)
Ayo gimme that
>Thomas Aquinas

The origin story of the village rapist

>>512113981
Are you kidding? That's a lvl 3 noob peasant fresh off tutorial island asking for coin

>>512114081
>Tonsuring is popular again
I knew it'd happen eventually

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>>512114273
Same, called this 5 years ago.

>>512113327 (OP)
wiggum age is here

>that young
>balding that severely
It really is over for them before it even began

>>512113327 (OP)
looks like a mole on the top of his head lol

>>512113327 (OP)
>give me the friar tuck

>>512114609
thats not balding retard, he faded the top so it looks like a flat cap

>>512114408
I'm calling these wiggies
Boomer, Zoomer, wiggies...

>>512113327 (OP)
Did he lose a bet?

>>512113327 (OP)
we are so back franciscan monk bros

>>512113327 (OP)
awesome, make yourselves look uglier so us millennials can get the gen alpha girls too.

>>512113327 (OP)
Strangely disturbing

the brocolihead fears the akira awakening chad

Really weird Japanese have a myth about a turtle with a tonsure if you exposed your ass to the water to shit it would stab you in your asshole or punch its way through ass and rip out your intestines if you dared to sully their water with your shit and piss.

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>>512113327 (OP)
He has that haircut for the same reason a bodybuilder can wear whatever faggy thing he wants. That kid is a war monk. Don't be fooled. He can probably bend most of you in half. He doesn't care.

>>512115235
kek this is the kind of Eastern lore I like to read

>>512113327 (OP)
Why is the camera tilt at the end so unsettling?

>>512115472
I wouldn't fuck with this dude. Short sleeve dress shirt, khakis. He could repair a copier, or take out a Sheikh in an afternoon.

>>512115624

Is he an Angloid?

Look at this dysgenic mixed up facial traits fucked up creature ahahahaha

Bro is already an abomination wanted to make sure to be a virgin for life

>>512115702
Looking mid western americano

why is that dude grabbing his face like a faggot. homo energy through the roof

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>>512114319
>Kike haircut
Oh god, it even has the fugly hat

>>512113327 (OP)
Do you think he knew he was balding that bad before the shave?

>>512113523
Number 2 thanks mate

>>512115472
Hard to believe this goffy looking guy makes all the cartels in Mexico shit themselves.

>>512115821
he's not, or else the dot in the middle wouldn't exist. He balded him with a buzzer
This is a new style

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>>512115895
By the time it is visible before shaving, you've already lost half your hair.

>>512113327 (OP)
>That watch band
He 100% fucks that zoomshit in the ass for money.

I'm very close to wearing a powdered wig!

>>512113327 (OP)
I would do that to the son I don't have yet if he teased someone.

>>512114973
based and name of the rose-pilled. one of the best books of all time imo

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>>512113327 (OP)
I see the 12th century british monk fade is in with the kids.

>>512113327 (OP)
I guarantee he's Russian. I support Russia but they have some of most bizarre and retarded haircuts known to man.

>>512116419
i'm a lazyfag. i need to read that book sometime

>>512113327 (OP)
return to monk

>>512113327 (OP)
Only someone with the face of Brad Pitt could pull this off, so why would a kid who already looks like he was last in line for a face do this to himself?

>>512113327 (OP)
Nice mole, bro.

>>512113327 (OP)
coppola hair

>>512113327 (OP)
fucking epic

>>512115191
Kek

based

gave that nigga the "Friar Lawrence"

>>512114319
>gimme that peaky blinders cap chief
>say no more senpai
is how I imagined this went down.

>>512115640
That's not Vining btw

>Gen Alpha sabotaging their dating prospects
Millennial bros. We eatin good.

>>512113327 (OP)
>wat can I do for you senpai?
>gibs me the monk cut...
>with a nipple
>you got it brother
kek

>>512115235
I though they pulled the soul out of a gook's ass.

>>512113327 (OP)
Grown men who try to clown on kids/young teens are the most homosexual faggots in existence, on top of being gay for being a barber.

>>512113327 (OP)
Somehow...Monad has retvrned.
https://youtu.be/Bj3mg5BLaBU

>>512113327 (OP)
The reverse Jew

>>512113327 (OP)
Bro has that permacap fade.

>>512113327 (OP)
Funny shrooms haircut.

>>512115860
kek

>>512113327 (OP)
Now THAT'S a Dothead

>>512116064
Lol. This. Got half a mind to say this is some nonced barber in the UK somewhere, but Amerilards have been going crazy lately so this could be from the US. Doubt it's in Europe or Russia

I nominate this as thread of the day

>>512114319
would look better with a jewish star in the center

>>512119586
Gyatt

>>512113327 (OP)
Why do they insist on haircuts that look stupid? Are they deliberately being lead towards embarrassing life choices?

>>512116488
Fuckin fags

>>512117330
nigga fuck off those gen alpha girls belong to zoomers the second they turn 16.

>>512116066
would fuck

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>>512115892
No, not at all. In fact it's entirely obvious this guy is a clown. Look at his fucking face. He will kill you and he knows that is funny (on some level).
Of course he also gets his Pagliacci episodes but he is still going to kill you. That's just how it is in clown world.

>>512113327 (OP)
>russian fashion

>>512113327 (OP)
>The broccoli age is over.
And the mushroom cap is in

The future is much gayer and more retarded than I thought it would be. If I had known this, then I woulda taken out a 50,000 dollar loan in 2014, seen the world, then killed myself.

>>512113327 (OP)
Why do they do it to em? Is it narcissism?

>>512113327 (OP)
It looks like a little dollop of poop on his head

id beat he fuck out of this retard for having thise haircut and being such a boob

>>512113327 (OP)

>If only you knew....

Why is it impossible for the zoomie of every country to get a normal haircut ? I see them in Morocco they all have weird haircuts (mullet, broccoli etc.) and with the curly hair it's ugly as fuck, they all look like degenerates kek.

>>512123876
>Why do they do it to em? Is it narcissism?

It supposedly represents a Russian "flat cap"

sick fade tho

>>512113327 (OP)
monktimes are back babbyyyyyy

>>512113800
https://youtu.be/kQ-I-VQsvko
ve a misa pendejo

lookin dapper as fuck

>>512116588
it's a damn good book, but it's leftoid leaning so be careful

>>512116066
It would look good on you

>>512113327 (OP)
What do you call this? The Pious Padre?

>>512113327 (OP)
All people under 30 should receive buckshot haircuts.

>>512113327 (OP)
Normies are like an alien species living uninvited on earth

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>>512114973

Tonsure was never supposed to be popular. It was deliberately designed to look stupid in order to instill humility in monks.

>WE MUST NORMALIZE THE SKULLET

>>512116419
Read Baudolino if you haven't
it's just as good but in a different way

>>512115892
My brother was a Green Beret and I met some of his teammates. They were all dorky looking lol.

>>512126036
Man, that video is ancient anon.

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>>512113327 (OP)
>Tonsures will be the Gen Alpha haircut
The devil is seething

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>>512116464
ewww I want a piece of electrical cable and half an hour alone with them

>>512115624
I actually know a guy like this. He's a Colonel in the Special Forces, but looks like he's an accountant or something. I asked him one day how many people he's killed just joking around, and his response was "lots".

>>512126446
Happy
Moisturized
In his lane

>>512113327 (OP)
The hideous hair styles distract people from looking at their ugly dysgenic faces.

let's go catch some faggit zoomers
me in the back of course being a beaner and all

>>512126913
Lmao

>>512126913
faggot keeps doing the nigger lip licking.

>>512113327 (OP)
>how should I cut your hair?
>a fooking flat cap mate
>loike in muh peaky bloinders

lmao

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>>512127097
that's how we get them
and then they whine we're fucking their schoolmates
WHAT CHU GONNA DO FAGGOT
I may be fourty but I'll fuck your zoomettes so hard they'll go, DADDY! nya nya, now spank me

>>512117021
It's "The Accountant".

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>>512116488
>our biggest dream in life is to become niggers

>>512119174
I c wut you did thar Raj