Thread 512128475

What makes people think Danish people are Scandinavian? Denmark is not even on the Scandinavian penninsula to begin with. They're mutts with a heavily inbred speech impediment. This is why Danish children are unable to learn their language fully until around 5 years old. The Nordic stock which inhabited Denmark previously has been race-mixed to oblivion into a mystery meat abomination with most likely the majority from swarthy continentals and 1-2% ghost DNA from pigs. Denmark is like a tiny India - cramped, inbred, race-mixed, horrible accent and they fuck their animals.

They hate us 'cause they ain't us

>>512128475 (OP)
>Denmark is not even on the Scandinavian penninsula to begin with.
Sure it is. Skåne is Danish.

>>512128475 (OP)
Never forget the minx holocasut during coronavirus

>>512128475 (OP)
Käften, Jontelius.

Not gonna lie the worst posters on this site are danish, and I've yet to see any danish write something intelligent.

>>512128475 (OP)
>What makes people think Danish people are Scandinavian
Why would an arab know who and who isn't scandinavian?

>>512128475 (OP)
This is how I imagine the average Dane:
https://youtu.be/DUzQ-QAo12g

>>512128475 (OP)
In my books Denmark is the goat op.

Right behind sweet, beloved Portugal

>>512128898
The past two years? Most likely that kike using a danish VPN to shitpost.

>>512128475 (OP)
>"Denmark is not even on the Scandinavian penninsula"
Neither is Morocco or Syria. Doesn't seem to stop you from calling yourself Scandinavian.

ferd on the 'oard

>>512129455
kek

>>512129455
Damn i need to start playing warband again

>>512128475 (OP)
lo så æ mista kaffen :]
good shit

>>512128475 (OP)
Danes are basically northern germans
at one point the danish king even wanted to join the german federation

>>512128475 (OP)
When I was in my college I used to work in a McDonalds at the Airport, 80% of customers were foreigners

You could spot scandinavians for their round headed ginger goblin faces. So uncanny. You guys are different form of a human.

>>512131460
I used to have a photo of the special staff discount barcode on my phone for McDonalds at Chopin

>>512128475 (OP)
>with most likely the majority from swarthy continentals and 1-2% ghost DNA from pigs
what do you mean by "swarthy", most scandinavians are 50% ancient mediterranean, you are so to speak swarthier than russians and chinese

>>512132950
Denis detected

>>512132572
Well not this airpiort.
I worked at gdansk airport

>>512132572
far more scandinavian tourists here than in other parts, so they are part of the community

>>512131058
Considering how half our kings came from northern german principalities, how our current royal house is from one of those principalities, you're not far off.

>>512134928
Gdansk has always been a popular tourist spot for danes going to Poland.
Personally I'm going to Stettin. I want to see Jomsborg at Wollin, and the national park there.

>>512128475 (OP)
U mad bro

>>512136561
>Wolin
I've been there but many years ago as a kid, they had even a battle reconstruction

However there's nothing to do with Szczecin, the city itself is quite ugly. But from what I've from the mansions that are there in the suburbs that people live quite well in this city

>>512137123
You lost tranny