Technically he is 31 years old. Bonny Blue should fuck him on camera.

30yo huh

>>512134851 (OP)
I wonder what kind of health problems little Thaddeus will have.

he wants to know why he was flagged and kicked out of the game for targeting when that fucking guy just plain wasn't looking.. what the fuck is that?.. this is football! fucking idiots.. it's why people wanted pay, a hundred bucks, to come to sunday

>>512134851 (OP)
won't there be unexpected consequences from playing God?

That's mad, Thadd

>>512134851 (OP)
Turboautistbabby, right fucking here.

>>512134851 (OP)
Are Thads Chads?

>>512136090
That dude was nasty and honestly players like him ruin football

wonder if he'll be kind of autist that likes to watch trains, the kind of autist that likes to do calculus, the kind of autist that cuts his dick off and pretends he's a woman, or the kind of autist who rages around destroying his elderly parents home daily.

>>512134851 (OP)
>the baby is dazed and confused by the modern times

>>512136484
>won't there be unexpected consequences from playing God?
What new technology isn't "playing God"?
Before airplanes, a standard refrain was "if God intended humans to fly, he'd have given us wings."

>extracted from his mother's womb
>never got to enjoy the last vestiges of a sane world as he was meant to
>instead born into a failing empire
>will receive 50+ vaccines, be labeled autistic and fed insect powder
>born in time to watch third world hordes trample the ashes of human civilization

>>512134851 (OP)
Yeeey , another Chris Chan was born !!!!

>>512134851 (OP)
I am the exact same age as this ice-baby. Welcome to the world, I guess. You really got the shit end of the stick being born in this year and not 1994

>>512137777
You cursed the child
Congrats

>>512134851 (OP)
You made this stupid fucking slide thread over an hour ago you useless cunt
Go drain a latrine directly into your next curry bowl

>>512134851 (OP)

>>512137885
Anon, that child will be in like 18 years pimped by kiwi farms troons and dykes. We all know that by now

>>512137724
Alternatively: Born just in time to witness the dawning of a new age. The destruction of the old order and rebirth of the West and White race. Don't be such a negative nancy.

>>512134851 (OP)
I bet its not the original egg and they swapped it with a donors to run this story.
epstein status?

>>512134851 (OP)
YJK "Thaddeus" got circumcised within the day lmao. God bless america!

>>512134851 (OP)
The oldest baby ever is Donald Trump though

>>512138044
>Alternatively: Born just in time to witness the dawning of a new age. The destruction of the old order and rebirth of the West and White race.
I don't want to be a troll but this is just on the level of a cult-like delusion. What is there to look forward to? If the western world, as we know it right now - still living in relative comfort and security - crumbles, I don't think there won't be a rebirth of those prosperous times ever again. It's simply not possible because the resources on this planet are finite and second, because of the demographic shift (something about 1 in 4 people on this Earth will be Indian in the year 2050). White people won't vanish but our numbers will depress so much that we will become an irrelevant, tiny minority, like the North American natives are today.

>>512134851 (OP)
Something tells me they aren't being entirely truthful about this story.

>>512138963
That "embryo" wasn't more than a fertilized egg or two/four cells at best. Any later stage of development doesn't revive after freezing. Humans are no Alaskan wood frogs.

We're gonna see a lot of
"cloning is cool"
"age is just a number"
In the post-Epstein normalization world.

>>512134851 (OP)
HAHAHAHA
HE THOUGHT HE GOT AWAY FROM THE CYCLE OF SAMSARA
THINK AGAIN, BOOMER BABY

>>512134851 (OP)
Gotta keep encouraging aging women that this can be them, and downplay the low success rates of IVF.

>>512134851 (OP)
>a gigachad from old age born among beta cucks
He will have a good life.

>>512138044
yeah because what you posted will really happen, and isn't a whimsical fantasy for retarded 4chan zealots.

>>512137777
checkem

he could have grown up in the 90s
he has to grow up now.
lmao that poor kid

>>512134851 (OP)
No way there aren't side effects. I'd hold off from celebrating something like this until he lives for at least a decade

>>512137353
Red was also here

>>512142219
The DNA in his cells incurred 31 years' worth of damage while he was a 4-celled organism living in a freezer

>>512134851 (OP)
Too old for Epstein

>>512138817
sure thing pratty