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Anonymous (ID: olnNeSni) Australia No.512134851 >>512135715 >>512136484 >>512136634 >>512136721 >>512137353 >>512137777 >>512137858 >>512137931 >>512137997 >>512138068 >>512138270 >>512138753 >>512138963 >>512140687 >>512140775 >>512140951 >>512142219 >>512142641
A child has been born from an embryo frozen in 1994, making it the “oldest baby” ever
Anonymous (ID: VfUzfukq) United Kingdom No.512134978
Technically he is 31 years old. Bonny Blue should fuck him on camera.
Anonymous (ID: xRTI8Q1E) Chile No.512135277
30yo huh
Anonymous (ID: ewO4ImR1) United States No.512135715
>>512134851 (OP)
I wonder what kind of health problems little Thaddeus will have.
Anonymous (ID: j/fpPl6l) United States No.512136090 >>512137071
he wants to know why he was flagged and kicked out of the game for targeting when that fucking guy just plain wasn't looking.. what the fuck is that?.. this is football! fucking idiots.. it's why people wanted pay, a hundred bucks, to come to sunday
Anonymous (ID: VKB0R9bB) United States No.512136484 >>512137661
>>512134851 (OP)
won't there be unexpected consequences from playing God?
Anonymous (ID: lOi0Jw6f) Spain No.512136607
That's mad, Thadd
Anonymous (ID: /6dGJtR3) United Kingdom No.512136634
>>512134851 (OP)
Turboautistbabby, right fucking here.
Anonymous (ID: /Sxcj0lC) United States No.512136721
>>512134851 (OP)
Are Thads Chads?
Anonymous (ID: SndRcYZT) United States No.512137071
>>512136090
That dude was nasty and honestly players like him ruin football
Anonymous (ID: JJFc0X2D) United States No.512137288
wonder if he'll be kind of autist that likes to watch trains, the kind of autist that likes to do calculus, the kind of autist that cuts his dick off and pretends he's a woman, or the kind of autist who rages around destroying his elderly parents home daily.
Anonymous (ID: HEvuF4Xu) Finland No.512137353 >>512142326
>>512134851 (OP)
>the baby is dazed and confused by the modern times
Anonymous (ID: Kj96ceQ5) United States No.512137661
>>512136484
>won't there be unexpected consequences from playing God?
What new technology isn't "playing God"?
Before airplanes, a standard refrain was "if God intended humans to fly, he'd have given us wings."
Anonymous (ID: 39WWuz4l) United States No.512137724 >>512138044
>extracted from his mother's womb
>never got to enjoy the last vestiges of a sane world as he was meant to
>instead born into a failing empire
>will receive 50+ vaccines, be labeled autistic and fed insect powder
>born in time to watch third world hordes trample the ashes of human civilization
Anonymous (ID: GP9ZN6pf) Germany No.512137777 >>512137885 >>512141802
>>512134851 (OP)
Yeeey , another Chris Chan was born !!!!
Anonymous (ID: ZhKIHUOx) United States No.512137858
>>512134851 (OP)
I am the exact same age as this ice-baby. Welcome to the world, I guess. You really got the shit end of the stick being born in this year and not 1994
Anonymous (ID: lOi0Jw6f) Spain No.512137885 >>512138002
>>512137777
You cursed the child
Congrats
Anonymous (ID: PjwHw01F) Canada No.512137931
>>512134851 (OP)
You made this stupid fucking slide thread over an hour ago you useless cunt
Go drain a latrine directly into your next curry bowl
Anonymous (ID: yzboYrAe) United States No.512137997
>>512134851 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: GP9ZN6pf) Germany No.512138002
>>512137885
Anon, that child will be in like 18 years pimped by kiwi farms troons and dykes. We all know that by now
Anonymous (ID: /MeBdOfi) United States No.512138044 >>512138817 >>512141041
>>512137724
Alternatively: Born just in time to witness the dawning of a new age. The destruction of the old order and rebirth of the West and White race. Don't be such a negative nancy.
Anonymous (ID: UzK8nrT9) Germany No.512138068
>>512134851 (OP)
I bet its not the original egg and they swapped it with a donors to run this story.
epstein status?
Anonymous (ID: SS5BvfL8) United Kingdom No.512138270
>>512134851 (OP)
YJK "Thaddeus" got circumcised within the day lmao. God bless america!
Anonymous (ID: 6/8WfBiR) United Kingdom No.512138753
>>512134851 (OP)
The oldest baby ever is Donald Trump though
Anonymous (ID: dZ1b4kmH) Switzerland No.512138817 >>512142838
>>512138044
>Alternatively: Born just in time to witness the dawning of a new age. The destruction of the old order and rebirth of the West and White race.
I don't want to be a troll but this is just on the level of a cult-like delusion. What is there to look forward to? If the western world, as we know it right now - still living in relative comfort and security - crumbles, I don't think there won't be a rebirth of those prosperous times ever again. It's simply not possible because the resources on this planet are finite and second, because of the demographic shift (something about 1 in 4 people on this Earth will be Indian in the year 2050). White people won't vanish but our numbers will depress so much that we will become an irrelevant, tiny minority, like the North American natives are today.
Anonymous (ID: gPthJW7L) United States No.512138963 >>512139495
>>512134851 (OP)
Something tells me they aren't being entirely truthful about this story.
Anonymous (ID: 7pYlRn0M) Germany No.512139495
>>512138963
That "embryo" wasn't more than a fertilized egg or two/four cells at best. Any later stage of development doesn't revive after freezing. Humans are no Alaskan wood frogs.
Anonymous (ID: XhxRJRkl) United States No.512139624
We're gonna see a lot of
"cloning is cool"
"age is just a number"
In the post-Epstein normalization world.
Anonymous (ID: 4B+ypZCi) Netherlands No.512140687
>>512134851 (OP)
HAHAHAHA
HE THOUGHT HE GOT AWAY FROM THE CYCLE OF SAMSARA
THINK AGAIN, BOOMER BABY
Anonymous (ID: 7+6+QqJX) United Kingdom No.512140775
>>512134851 (OP)
Gotta keep encouraging aging women that this can be them, and downplay the low success rates of IVF.
Anonymous (ID: 2X3RiwNf) Czech Republic No.512140951
>>512134851 (OP)
>a gigachad from old age born among beta cucks
He will have a good life.
Anonymous (ID: CpN62FHU) United States No.512141041
>>512138044
yeah because what you posted will really happen, and isn't a whimsical fantasy for retarded 4chan zealots.
Anonymous (ID: Vv2Cmc74) Canada No.512141802
>>512137777
checkem
Anonymous (ID: +FhkbCq8) United Kingdom No.512142084
he could have grown up in the 90s
he has to grow up now.
lmao that poor kid
Anonymous (ID: +j1D54Ha) United States No.512142219 >>512142544
>>512134851 (OP)
No way there aren't side effects. I'd hold off from celebrating something like this until he lives for at least a decade
Anonymous (ID: qmz3+d9+) United States No.512142326
>>512137353
Red was also here
Anonymous (ID: U/HHYhlt) United States No.512142544
>>512142219
The DNA in his cells incurred 31 years' worth of damage while he was a 4-celled organism living in a freezer
Anonymous (ID: rJLHsVIg) United States No.512142641
>>512134851 (OP)
Too old for Epstein
Anonymous (ID: Gmw4CxHx) United States No.512142838
>>512138817
sure thing pratty