Thread 512144101

The advice you guys gave me to pick up chicks doesn't work because I am terribly hideous. Literally a 0 on a scale of 1-10.

be rich

>>512144101 (OP)
Defective advice? Noo, say it aint so!

>>512144192
Any tips on this anon?

>>512144101 (OP)
Have a high paying job

>>512144101 (OP)
get a hooker like the rest of us unwanted lonely men you faggot glowie shabad goyim

>>512144375
Dont be poor. duh!
People are stupid or something.

Also why dont homeless just buy homes?

>>512144101 (OP)
Wait for robotic women

I'm a fat ugly retarded cripple with spina bifida who wears diapers and shits and pisses himself and, while I've had dry periods, I've had several hot FWBs and long term relationships including one with my girlfriend now
I simply never accepted that I would live a maidenless life and bent the universe to my will. I suggest you do the same.

Time to Baldwin-maxx, your only hope.
Only wear a richly ornamented sliver-mask and make deep observations about live

>>512144101 (OP)
Just be a likable person, being funny helps too but generally you want to be considered someone who's good to get along with and is willing to talk and listen to others. As long as you aren't a total fucking creep you'll be alright.

>>512144101 (OP)
>the previous advice on dating, of all things, from 4chan.org/pol/, of all places, didn't work
>I should go back and ask again
You should seriously ask yourself if your priorities are right.

>>512144101 (OP)
Be rich and get high status
either way you'll never be loved nor liked physically.

>>512144101 (OP)
>Literally a 0 on a scale of 1-10.
So, you are an Indian?

>>512144610
>>512144610
>As long as you aren't a total fucking creep you'll be alright.

>>512144192
>be rich

>>512144923
Do you like chicken?

>>512145414
No I refuse to eat chicken. I like beef though.

>>512144101 (OP)
Just pay for pussy at this point. I’m attractive and it’s still a lot of effort maintaining and juggling hoes for regular sex.

the problem is that you need to be fully integrated into this dystopian hell-hole society to get an a GF
another fear I have is that all this build-up over the years of finally getting one are going to come crumbling the down the second I actually do, if I ever do that is kek

>>512145468
I knew it. Women like tendies and are uncontrollably attracted to men who dunk tendies in sauce

>>512144101 (OP)
I was thinking about cutting my dick off. I dont want to be a tranny or anything. I just want to stop being attracted to women and just go on and focus on work. I think i will do it myself soon, life will be great once i become asexual.

>>512144101 (OP)
>solution:

>>512144101 (OP)
I saw all kinds of goblins scoring hot chicks, while i remain unsuccesfull. Didnt even look rich either. You have a chance. Be yourself. Not because it gets you better chances, but it gets you chances with the one that is actually compatible. You dont want to become a clown making your life a circus.

>>512144101 (OP)
simple stuff, get cosmetic surgery. Become better looking or die trying. Im doing it literally rn

>>512144101 (OP)
Find a girl you like, ask her out.
She says no.
She starts dating some Chad.
Chad has an unfortunate accident and dies.
Ask her out again as she needs a shoulder to cry on.
She says no.She starts dating Chad 2.
Chad 2 has an unfortunate accident and dies.
Ask her out again as she needs a shoulder to cry on.
She says no.
She starts dating Chad 3.
Chad 3 has an unfortunate accident and dies.
Ask her out again as she needs a shoulder to cry on.
She says no.
She starts dating Chad 4.
Chad 4 has an unfortunate accident and dies.
Ask her out again as she needs a shoulder to cry on.
She says no.
Pretty soon, you're the Chaddest man alive.
Ask her out again as she needs a shoulder to cry on.
She say
>y-yes *gulp*.

>>512146979
OP's gonna need a lot more unfortunate '"""accident""" than that

>>512144101 (OP)
its ez, but the hurdle is home ownership
you literally just have to be somewhat outgoing, chat up drunk femail irl or online and invite her to your house
just keep talking so she doesnt have time to think, femails dont like thinking

if you are a 0, lift, play into the "dangerous caveman" look
bitches love it when they fear for their safety
its hardwired by evolution in their simple brains

I like bars with hot chick bartenders bc they’re forced to interact with me. Their disgust is palpable. Makes me laugh. Then I don’t tip them

>>512147808
> Then I don’t tip them

>>512144596
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>>512144848
>Creepy Indian making moves on me
>I'll just stay here and keep eye contact with the camera at all times
>It'll freak me the fuck up but I'll have great Internet content

I hate fucking zoomets with a passion, they'll do anything for likes and subscribes.

Speaking of which...
If you want to date a zoomet just find a way to get her likes and subscribes Anon, they'll date you Indian stinking ass if you can get her enough simps

>>512149290
Women instinctively sense that a lone pajeete is not a viable threat. They gangrape for a reason. A single pajeet has hard time overpowering a woman.

Mick Jagger. Wholly unattractive but carries himself with mystique. Not because he is famed singer but because that's what is in him. If a man be unique in look but have the confidence of three Adonis types, that's the most mysterious man so rare, and women want to unwrap that package to see what's in it. Study all the great works on attaining confidence. You will see I am correct.

>>512144101 (OP)
There's plenty of ugly chicks for you

>>512144101 (OP)
Import a jungle gook and make Hapa babies to spite all the goodlooking chads and stacies?

>>512149973
He's a world famous multi millionaire rock musician. Take the fame and money away and you all you're left with is some dorky looking British incel with bad teeth.

>>512144101 (OP)
honest answer, only way to win the love of women these days: kill a bunch of pajeets, you will be thrown in jail, plastered on the news, women will write you love letters.
In 45 years when you are released, maybe 30 on good behavior, teenage girls will throw themselves at you when they recognize you as a murderer.
>thats too long
You have 1 (one) life, there is no other way for you to win the affection of a 19 year old girl.
No other way.


You live and die, then you are gone. This is the only way you will get a gf who is actually young, pretty, and virginal.
Women for some reason love evil, love murder, and love being around murderers.

>>512144101 (OP)
It’s funny because he never posted any advice; because there is no hope.

>>512144101 (OP)
Work your ass off and scam people until you are filthy rich

>>512144101 (OP)
You just need to be rich. Women love money

>just be rich
>just be talented
>just be funny

you will never be seen as anything more than free food to a woman, you will never be truly loved unless you are handsome

>>512144101 (OP)

> Have high social status
> Have immaculate body
> Maximize income
> Be confident and sell your genes as they're A+ quality
> Good luck

>>512144101 (OP)
Roll better stats in the next life

Just stop. You don't deserve to be happy and will curse your children with your goblin genes.

>>512144101 (OP)
if you're that ugly, you only have two options
1. Get another butt-ugly girl or
2. Pay hot girls, either short-term (escorts, prostitutes, massage parlors...) or long-term (sugar babies)

Just be funny.

Make jokes of everything. Make fun of people uglier and smellier than you.

Girls will fall in love with you. Trust me

t. pulled a 7/10 despite being objectively a 2 and got her pregnant in a few months just from making her pee in laughter every day

>>512147446
that post is so fucking stupid it HAS to have been written by an indian.

>>512152618
if you're ugly and you try to make jokes of everything you will just look a cringy as fuck insecure tryhard. and no, you didnt pull a 7 being a 2 for "making her laugh". that story eitehr didnt happen or you paid her, you lying nigger

>>512144101 (OP)
you've got to be at least a 6/10 to even begin to think about advice

You have to become successful at something and build familiarity. Women are attracted to more than just looks, but apps and cold approach never give you the chance to show these off. Build a career, build competence in a few things, involve yourself in the social aspect of these.

Look at Pete Davidson. The guy is ugly as sun. But he is highly successful in media and comedy. He is always hanging out with people in media and comedy. And so hot women in media and comedy are eager to date him.

This is just how it works.

>>512152967
I don't know what to tell you champ except stop being a depressed lonely loser and start making fun of other depressed lonely losers in front of girls, watch what happens

>>512144101 (OP)
Yeah. Stay single incel.

>>512144101 (OP)
i'm a -11/10, so at least you have a chance unlike me

>>512153440
>unironically believing girls cant see through your insecure ugly tryhard low-value loser attitude and wont just see you as the insecure ugly tryhard low-value loser that you are
lol, lmao even

>>512153817
I forgot to add one more thing

Don't be Indian

>>512153886
good morning saar