Thread 512158323

After a very slow start to the hurricane season, we are approaching the historical peak of the season. We’ve got 3 disturbances brewing, with one very likely to form into the 4th named storm of the year near the northeast.
Nothing in the gulf of America or Caribbean, which means Tampa is safe for now.

>https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&basin=atlc&fdays=7
>https://www.nola.com/news/hurricane/hurricane-season-2025-tropics/article_92e9b90e-a1c3-4ebc-ba7f-a73b7940150d.amp.html

Just like what I thought. Heavily Atlantic for the next few years.

>>512158323 (OP)
I doubt it. This has been a historically-quiet Atlantic basin season. Too much Saharan dust and not enough heat in the water to sustain real storms.

>>512158529
There’s currently a rare Atlantic niña event going on. With cooler ocean temps.
https://ocean2climate.org/2025/06/07/onset-of-2025-atlantic-nina-what-it-means-for-the-atlantic-hurricane-season/

>>512158323 (OP)
Peak is next month into October.

>>512158323 (OP)
TTD

>>512159300
September 10th. Which we are approaching.

>Gulf of America
I've lived less than 5 miles away from the gulf for my entire life. Everyone has always called it the Gulf of Mexico or just "the gulf" and that will never change.

>>512159449
>t. liberal cuck
What does your wife’s black bvll call it?

>>512159608
You will never be Floridian. You have no tan, you have no accent, you have no heat tolerance. You are a transplant carpetbagger twisted by realtors and condo owners into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “welcomes” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your neighbors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your salt life stickers behind closed doors.

Gators are naturally drawn to devouring you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed reptiles to sniff out clueless yankees with incredible efficiency. Even yankees who “swim” look delicious and like easy prey to a gator. Your lack of swamp knowledge is a dead giveaway. Even if you manage to get a neighbor to accept you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look at your out of state license plate on your lifted truck.

You will never be a local. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself you've been here long enough to fit in, but deep inside you feel the impostor syndrome creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a golf cart, sell your condo, pack up your shit, and move to the villages. Your descendants will cut off contact with you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth state, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a carpetbagger is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton buried in foreign soil where it doesn't belong.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>512159820
I moved to Florida from California about 4.5 years ago

>>512160509
Tampa has it coming this year

>>512160740
If only

>>512159383
We have a whole month to go. Come back next month and we'll talk.

>>512158323 (OP)

North Carolina is fucked- they still haven't recovered from Helene.

>>512161402
When was that pic taken?

>>512161491
At night

>>512159927
>I moved to Florida from California about 4.5 years ago.
i'm thinking of doing the opposite.
ironically, not for political reasons (i love DeSantis & Trump), i've just always been fascinated by Cali.
what made you leave?

>>512161683
I was fed up with all the Covid bullshit. I love California in general. Just hate the people and the politics. Born and raised there.

>>512161683
>(i love DeSantis & Trump
>t.

>>512159449
Ive lived on the gulf my whole lif, you are right in that we just call it "the gulf". Everybody I know has started calling it the gulf of America. You living somewhat near Tampa Bay doesn't put you near the gulf you yankee pretend to be floridanon. I hope you die I'm the great TTD even this year and your family fucks off back to new york. You are not even 2nd Gen, doubt you are 1st Gen. You are an anchor baby for snowbirpdnnhds

>>512158323 (OP)
So glad I left Clearwater fuck niggers

>>512159312
You're going to have to wait another 100 years for a chance, Bucko. Tampa remains invincible.

>>512162618
I also love Real POTUS. Best POTUS in my lifetime.

>>512159449
GULF OF AMERICA

>>512159383
I like how they chose colors of flames, to subconsciously induce stress and panic. Clever.

>>512163751
Are you a Scientologist?

Tampa fag checking in. /AHSG/ is the only reason to live.