Thread 512164995

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

Literally who?

>>512164995 (OP)
He recycles his shit much like you recycled this post.
I've read this before.
Unoriginal cunt

Leftroid trannies don't have creators lmao
They will never have a Critical Drinker or a Stone Toss or a 4chan

All they can do is seethe and create their own twisted versions of their content

>>512165238
>*insert fart clip*

this but unironically .

>>512165124
He killed star wars anon.
He is a normie hero.

>>512165374
FUCK OFF, FILM

>>512164995 (OP)
Why do Europeans hatewatch Ecelebs instead of just not watching them? Why are all of you people so mentally ill? Nobody cares about your internet boyfriend.

>>512164995 (OP)
I read most of this in his voice. Whether you like it or not he's inherited the mantle of cisco & bieber

>>512164995 (OP)
y u mad tho

>>512164995 (OP)
He's basically the mark dice of movie reviewers, but honestly good for him because hate watching that much shit must be hard

>>512165124
Space ice

>>512164995 (OP)
Someone finally said it. I'm so fucking tired of these unfunny Right winger's, who's only joke is making fun of
>LE HECKIN WOKE!!!
If they actually had good original material, I'd probably would have supported the left out of spite.

>>512164995 (OP)
spam from /tv/

>>512166148
you dont get to bring friends

>>512164995 (OP)
You may hate the content but he's not wrong. Most movies are slop that aren't even making enough profit for a sequel and damaging IP's and careers.

>>512164995 (OP)
Its been what 10 years? dog now.

>>512164995 (OP)
This guy says the exact same thing every video and gets millions of views.

>>512164995 (OP)
i stopped watching efap when they covered synthetic man and made fun of him for saying that blacm people in god of war ragnarok was retarded
>inb4 ecelebs/vidya bad

>>512165124
Just one-of-many worthless e-celeb fucks.

>>512164995 (OP)
Make better films.

>>512164995 (OP)
>grifter
Any time that word appears commenting on some other youtube personality, I know a gayper posted it.

Don't be saucy because this idiot gets more views than your mestizo god

>>512164995 (OP)
I'm not gonna read all that. good luck.

>>512164995 (OP)
I think he's funny, and I think you should kill yourself because you're transgender.

>>512166954
>Make better films.
Like he did? He made the exact kind of garbage he always complains about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXkjB0tpPA

Then after realising it sucked he changed the title to say "TV Proof of Concept" in an attempt to excuse how much it sucked.

>>512166101
You take that back. Space Ice is hilarious and he and Drinker arent even in the same leagues.

Ok maybe his opinions aren’t bleeding edge. But everything he says needs to be said, over and over again, until movies aren’t shit anymore.

Pick any random year 1980-2000. The top 5 movies from whichever year you pick will be better than any movie made 2001-2025.

Try it for yourself and see.

>>512167240
Fuck off, you really don't need any talent for doing criticism. Both these things exist independently

>>512164995 (OP)
test

>>512167580
we're so back

>>512165734
Probably a competing content creator who's jealous of Critical Drinker's success and lashing out like a bitch. Don't get me wrong, I think he's lame and wishy washy myself, but I can't imagine getting pissed off about it. Just don't watch him, problem solved.

>>512164995 (OP)
>have no talent
>find a way to make an assload of money on youtube
sounds like he played the cards he had well and you're just jealous

>>512167740
to be fair people watch channels like his instead of watching movies anymore because they're so bad, so watching somebody shit on them is more entertaining. He's a dime store RLM for people that don't want to watch an hour of some geriatric alcoholics

>>512167936
I mean sure but he still is making it. It's funny to go
>"Wow look at this talented fucking hack... doing more than me"
Like I've never shit on youtube retards because at the end of the day I'd be a bigger retard for not also doing it
then again I have a career so whatever

>>512164995 (OP)
>>>/tv/

>>512164995 (OP)
>gets paid more than you making bottom of the barrel jewtube slop
he must be doing something right

>>512164995 (OP)
Leftoids seething over the drinker. Like they don't have enough shitty movie reviewers on their side. Just look at Rotten Tomatoes

>>512164995 (OP)
Aren't you living in a communist utopia, bongman?

>>512164995 (OP)
I believe this fellow was a reasonably successful author prior to the movie review thing?

>>512164995 (OP)
>>/tv/

>>512164995 (OP)
>my favorite e-celeb posted so i can update my NPC programming
>YAYYY
if you listen or value other people's opinions before making your own or holding it higher than yours than you deserve everything you get

>>512165124
Don't even know his name but I've seen his videos.
Guy with a Scottish accent who does commentary about woke Hollywood movies.

It's completely stupid because, if they're doing a movie with a black teenage girl being Iron man, this guy is going to be doing a full 15-minute rationalization about why her character is poorly written, etc. instead of just doing a ten second video telling that having a black teenage girl as an MIT engineer is beyond retarded and needs no further explanation.

>>512164995 (OP)
>Direction brain but angry

I confess I used to watch him and thought it was correct and entertaining.
Until he just kept repeating his same shit over and again.
Until he left a favorable review on the new Shogun, which was utter trash.

>>512165124

Eric Striker