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Anonymous (ID: ZIpjlJN3) 8/4/2025, 3:04:38 AM No.512167116 >>512167195 >>512167219 >>512167252 >>512167291 >>512167302 >>512167448 >>512167508 >>512167526 >>512167532 >>512167750 >>512168129 >>512168211 >>512169339 >>512169543 >>512170091 >>512170201 >>512170251 >>512170470 >>512170532 >>512170548 >>512170705 >>512171411 >>512171575 >>512171587 >>512171951 >>512172006 >>512172053 >>512172311 >>512172345 >>512172385 >>512172426
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Say his name.
Anonymous (ID: 4ux1lSos) United States 8/4/2025, 3:05:16 AM No.512167152 >>512170532 >>512171642
Splat Albert
Anonymous (ID: AMajX462) United States 8/4/2025, 3:05:53 AM No.512167192 >>512167301 >>512167303 >>512167575 >>512167703 >>512167707 >>512167756 >>512167873 >>512169318 >>512169700 >>512171505 >>512171652 >>512171710 >>512172503
What do you think he thought in last moments?
Anonymous (ID: PPG6eROy) United States 8/4/2025, 3:05:57 AM No.512167195 >>512167265 >>512167448
>>512167116 (OP)
Honestly doesn't even look like a fun ride.
Anonymous (ID: NwhXYClX) United States 8/4/2025, 3:06:22 AM No.512167219 >>512167398 >>512167448 >>512171483
>>512167116 (OP)
how did he slip through the safety guard?
Anonymous (ID: SoczOfdu) United States 8/4/2025, 3:07:00 AM No.512167252
>>512167116 (OP)
Astrodaris Jonesnaut
Anonymous (ID: 4ux1lSos) United States 8/4/2025, 3:07:15 AM No.512167265 >>512167336 >>512167583
>>512167195
There's a big anime convention held right next door to this every year, and for a while there used to be flower reefs and shit around Second Impact, like he cured cancer instead of being 500lbs.
Anonymous (ID: JD89W3Gn) United States 8/4/2025, 3:07:41 AM No.512167291
>>512167116 (OP)
I hate when that happens.
Anonymous (ID: SoczOfdu) United States 8/4/2025, 3:07:49 AM No.512167301
>>512167192
fiddle doo wop bewop wooooo
Anonymous (ID: nmN3Qa+M) United Kingdom 8/4/2025, 3:07:50 AM No.512167302
>>512167116 (OP)
Is that in Hainan? I... might have been on that.... Looks very familiar.
Anonymous (ID: SxIraeqW) United States 8/4/2025, 3:07:50 AM No.512167303 >>512170413
>>512167192
But I did have my seat belt on.
Anonymous (ID: FXt2GtA7) United States 8/4/2025, 3:08:10 AM No.512167322 >>512170563
Meatier shower
Anonymous (ID: Dt8L1zsP) United States 8/4/2025, 3:08:25 AM No.512167336 >>512167542
>>512167265
wait what?
Anonymous (ID: O5KrfRAO) United States 8/4/2025, 3:09:30 AM No.512167398
>>512167219
His weight busted through the locking system.
Anonymous (ID: Z2LnrMB5) United States 8/4/2025, 3:10:24 AM No.512167448 >>512167689
>>512167116 (OP)
That kid's death is proof that FOMO kills. He was too fat for the ride, but wanted to go on anyway because of peer pressure. The teenage staff working on the ride should've stopped him but none of read the manual.
>>512167195
Roller coasters will always be the best rides in a park. Drop towers are retarded.
>>512167219
He was too fat for the ride.
Anonymous (ID: w1rBhB6a) United States 8/4/2025, 3:11:06 AM No.512167487
Flat Tyre
Anonymous (ID: GlX7Ru37) United States 8/4/2025, 3:11:20 AM No.512167508
>>512167116 (OP)
Your suppose to wait for the ride to completely stop before getting off.
> flying nigger
Anonymous (ID: 2jG87hfx) 8/4/2025, 3:11:30 AM No.512167526 >>512171711
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>>512167116 (OP)
Chocolate Rain.
Anonymous (ID: mm3WTU7f) United States 8/4/2025, 3:11:34 AM No.512167532
>>512167116 (OP)
You just know his friends were like
>duh fuuuck das messed up
then got some cotton candy and hot Cheetos
Anonymous (ID: 4ux1lSos) United States 8/4/2025, 3:11:50 AM No.512167542 >>512167773 >>512167913 >>512170681
>>512167336
There is an anime convention held right down the street from where this happened that pulls in like a half million people per year. And you couldn't go to the convention without walking past a memorial for this kid
Anonymous (ID: ulyHoG9H) United States 8/4/2025, 3:12:15 AM No.512167575
>>512167192
>Bitch you got me fuuucked up! On my momma!
Anonymous (ID: FXt2GtA7) United States 8/4/2025, 3:12:22 AM No.512167583
>>512167265
He rippen through the ceiling of the anime convention
Anonymous (ID: n6iCePU/) 8/4/2025, 3:12:45 AM No.512167612
No country for fat niggers
Anonymous (ID: O5KrfRAO) United States 8/4/2025, 3:14:03 AM No.512167689
>>512167448
>The teenage staff working on the ride should've stopped him but none of read the manual
True, but they also can't say anything anyway or else they risk being laid off for fatphobia. This is how the game plays now.
Anonymous (ID: UP38gOsN) United States 8/4/2025, 3:14:13 AM No.512167703
>>512167192
> shouldn't have been the nigger word
Anonymous (ID: Jqv1L0Ap) United States 8/4/2025, 3:14:14 AM No.512167707
>>512167192
>SSSSHHHIIIEEETTTTTTTT
Anonymous (ID: /9TB482b) United States 8/4/2025, 3:14:50 AM No.512167750
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>>512167116 (OP)
Deadnigga Debris
Anonymous (ID: SzDh0oyD) Brazil 8/4/2025, 3:14:55 AM No.512167756
>>512167192
>shhiiiieeeeeeeeeet
Anonymous (ID: 6exyCtr0) 8/4/2025, 3:15:13 AM No.512167773
>>512167542
I hate anime conventions so much
Anonymous (ID: KcEHJjdc) United States 8/4/2025, 3:16:45 AM No.512167873
>>512167192
falling is racist
Anonymous (ID: Jqv1L0Ap) United States 8/4/2025, 3:17:20 AM No.512167913 >>512168110 >>512169324
>>512167542
what does one do at an anime convention
Anonymous (ID: zPjsxWkD) 8/4/2025, 3:20:03 AM No.512168096
Lol let me guess this was in bugland
Anonymous (ID: 6exyCtr0) 8/4/2025, 3:20:10 AM No.512168110 >>512168390
>>512167913
awkwardly take pictures of cosplayers, browse overpriced sloppa merch (mostly gacha), attend cringey panels, or stay in the gaming rooms
Anonymous (ID: ND+hnUSh) United States 8/4/2025, 3:20:24 AM No.512168129
>>512167116 (OP)
Racist ass gravity
Anonymous (ID: 16odUONq) United States 8/4/2025, 3:21:40 AM No.512168211
>>512167116 (OP)
He was supposed to go to space not the earth
Anonymous (ID: Jqv1L0Ap) United States 8/4/2025, 3:24:12 AM No.512168390
>>512168110
im not a hater it just seems like a weird thing to make a convention out of - its a solitary activity mostly - if you go to a music convention theres at least live music - but i doubt people are speed drawing anime live, ah well, hope they have fun
Anonymous (ID: 5uBvJOeF) Canada 8/4/2025, 3:38:23 AM No.512169318
>>512167192
Breaking out of the seer was likely very painful so he might not have thought much other than reacting to the pain
Anonymous (ID: 4ux1lSos) United States 8/4/2025, 3:38:26 AM No.512169324
>>512167913
Drink and have sex with mid girls.
Anonymous (ID: KUBH0UM2) 8/4/2025, 3:38:46 AM No.512169339
>>512167116 (OP)
Big Bob Splat
Anonymous (ID: Z4m/Z3ky) United States 8/4/2025, 3:41:14 AM No.512169480
>oh fuck oh no i'm dead
Anonymous (ID: SLftEVMU) Canada 8/4/2025, 3:42:22 AM No.512169543
>>512167116 (OP)
Eyezak Knewtun
The real inventor of gravity, yt boi
Anonymous (ID: MZJhftAz) Australia 8/4/2025, 3:44:41 AM No.512169700
>>512167192
>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
Anonymous (ID: bzvVW2lK) United States 8/4/2025, 3:48:33 AM No.512169940
>1 post by this ID
>memeflag
Anonymous (ID: A9S+VaCg) United States 8/4/2025, 3:50:52 AM No.512170091
>>512167116 (OP)
Is he ok?
Anonymous (ID: ZklD1V62) United States 8/4/2025, 3:52:37 AM No.512170201
>>512167116 (OP)
Robert Paulson
Anonymous (ID: 9Igxd7M0) Canada 8/4/2025, 3:53:16 AM No.512170251 >>512170510
>>512167116 (OP)
The family of Splat Albert won the nigger lottery. 300 million payout after suing the amusement park
Anonymous (ID: yXul++qQ) Mexico 8/4/2025, 3:55:47 AM No.512170413
>>512167303
Kek underrated
Anonymous (ID: uxFbe84l) United States 8/4/2025, 3:56:30 AM No.512170470
>>512167116 (OP)
His name is Tyre Sampson. He was a defensive tackle that might have made eventually made the NFL and also made his parents rich. He went on a football trip to Florida and they were visiting the Icon Park shopping center by Universal and he couldn’t fit on any of the rides but he kept trying and they let him on the drop tower even though there was a huge gap for him to fall out because the ride owner modified the restraints illegally to accommodate larger people and have a green light on the sensor despite being a dangerous position. He fell out due to the forced and made a large thud upon impact. He was still alive barely and died in the hospital. The ride was removed and sold to some non-US park
Anonymous (ID: uxFbe84l) United States 8/4/2025, 3:57:22 AM No.512170510
>>512170251
They also sued the ride manufacturer even though they had nothing to do with it and the ride manicures never paid.
Anonymous (ID: dIwYz4cg) United States 8/4/2025, 3:57:47 AM No.512170532
>>512167116 (OP)
Dead Nigger Storage.

>>512167152
severely underrated
Anonymous (ID: cG5sbjya) United States 8/4/2025, 3:57:59 AM No.512170548
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>>512167116 (OP)
Plopeshauwn DePlopecius Johnson
Anonymous (ID: jhOTz6Lf) United States 8/4/2025, 3:58:07 AM No.512170563
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>>512167322
Anonymous (ID: Dt8L1zsP) United States 8/4/2025, 3:59:54 AM No.512170681
>>512167542
which con?
Anonymous (ID: +IeKUpGz) Germany 8/4/2025, 4:00:16 AM No.512170705 >>512171210
>>512167116 (OP)
>amusement park
>kills you
Anonymous (ID: eso/EPR3) 8/4/2025, 4:09:20 AM No.512171210 >>512172041
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>>512170705
>concentration camp
>amuses you
nothing makes sense anymore
Anonymous (ID: tO7yWePj) Australia 8/4/2025, 4:12:44 AM No.512171411
>>512167116 (OP)
Fallout Boy
Anonymous (ID: tO7yWePj) Australia 8/4/2025, 4:13:54 AM No.512171483
>>512167219
He was too fat to lock the guard bar, and the ride took off anyway.
Anonymous (ID: fBxjZevy) United States 8/4/2025, 4:14:22 AM No.512171505
>>512167192
>SHEEI--ACK
Anonymous (ID: HKvmWdYv) United States 8/4/2025, 4:15:31 AM No.512171575
>>512167116 (OP)
Negroidstaines
Anonymous (ID: eZ3qMXd7) United States 8/4/2025, 4:15:39 AM No.512171587
>>512167116 (OP)
ra shayqwan knowles
Anonymous (ID: RD4Dtucm) United States 8/4/2025, 4:15:45 AM No.512171596
>That Whooo! when the ride stop
>That one dude who still had fun regreadless
Man how do I become that cool?
Anonymous (ID: 0Q/KtMUW) Canada 8/4/2025, 4:16:37 AM No.512171642
>>512167152
under rated
Anonymous (ID: JtX1mf2G) United States 8/4/2025, 4:16:47 AM No.512171652
>>512167192
>Chikkun
Anonymous (ID: /YhvZaeA) United States 8/4/2025, 4:17:30 AM No.512171710
>>512167192
>bix noo-
Anonymous (ID: 0Q/KtMUW) Canada 8/4/2025, 4:17:31 AM No.512171711 >>512171809 >>512171819
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>>512167526
>i step away from the mic to build additional pylons
Anonymous (ID: +RgRyuqH) United States 8/4/2025, 4:19:19 AM No.512171809
>>512171711
Do we still have bases in Afghanistan?
Anonymous (ID: eso/EPR3) 8/4/2025, 4:19:36 AM No.512171819
>>512171711
kek based 711 jeetnadian
Anonymous (ID: 6T3xWU78) United States 8/4/2025, 4:21:49 AM No.512171951
>>512167116 (OP)
You must be this weight to ride this ride
Anonymous (ID: iPeSNWF2) Germany 8/4/2025, 4:22:52 AM No.512172006
>>512167116 (OP)
Random fat nigger.
Anonymous (ID: aX1GjfSE) United States 8/4/2025, 4:23:26 AM No.512172041
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>>512171210
mmm, love me some yentas
Anonymous (ID: VzUrPLJY) United States 8/4/2025, 4:23:33 AM No.512172053
>>512167116 (OP)
This video always brings me such joy..
Anonymous (ID: lnIEb9Zc) Brazil 8/4/2025, 4:27:43 AM No.512172311
>>512167116 (OP)
Are these parks in the US badly regulated too? They always are in 3rd world countries
Anonymous (ID: 9bF6ZYW0) United States 8/4/2025, 4:28:34 AM No.512172345
>>512167116 (OP)
Slippy nigger
Anonymous (ID: 23cA0sUG) United States 8/4/2025, 4:29:14 AM No.512172385
>>512167116 (OP)
Biggie Falls
Anonymous (ID: vLdVPMdW) United States 8/4/2025, 4:29:57 AM No.512172426
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>>512167116 (OP)
Splat Albert and Biggie Falls were always my favorites.

He was proof that even if you don't believe in gravity it still exists.
Anonymous (ID: txkWkxfM) Australia 8/4/2025, 4:31:18 AM No.512172503
>>512167192
BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA