Thread 512176841

https://x.com/abc/status/1950849316685217945?s=46

There is an insect called the stick insect which I assume most countries have were a little insect disguises itself as a stick.

Scientists have discovered a new stick insect in Australia which is 15 inches long with and can reveal wings from its stick like body and fly.

>>512176841 (OP)
I'm shocked that this insect isn't optimized to murder people.
You're slipping, Australia

Where the fuck was this thing hiding?

https://youtu.be/7apZIRAixVw?

>>512176841 (OP)
What does it taste like?

>>512176974
Pretty amazing that it hasn’t been found til now. Just shows how much can hide in the forest. It lives up tall trees, and hardly ever comes down. You wouldn’t see it unless you climbed the trees.

>>512176841 (OP)
I genuinely hope there is either
>a large cat that’s prowling in the outback
Or
>a literal dinosaur that survived the asteroid extinction (no, birds do not count)
At some point

>>512176841 (OP)
I genuinelly hope one day China invades Australia and the chinks eat all those abominations in to extinction.

>>512176841 (OP)
Hell nah, fuck that.
>>512177008
Hi Chang.

>>512177080
best I can do
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe

>>512177138
SARR

>>512176841 (OP)
that's no stick,
that's a log, that is

>>512176841 (OP)
He’s a big bug

>>512177163
>congo river
I was about to be offended on the behalf of all of the Aussies ITT, but in a way you are right to make that connection given current circumstances

>>512177080
We had those things but we killed them too. They were mostly hunted to extinction for their skin/fur or as trophies. There were several things like that in the previous century.

>>512177078
surely one died and fell to the ground at some point in the last 200 years

>>512176841 (OP)
>new horrors emerge out of Australia
I wouldn't call this "news"

>>512176841 (OP)
it has wings?

>>512177270
Would you see it though? It’s brown, looks like a stick and some leaves and it probably dies and decays very quickly like a brown piece of muck.

>>512177267
NZ is like the chucky cheese of Oceania lol
Kakapos are based, and non threatening.

>>512177270
its a fucking desert animals come out the ground and eat that shit the moment it hits

>>512177224
he only specified a large outback cat, he didn't specify the dinosaur's location

>>512177321
I’m with you though. The story is highly suspicious. I bet they already had some similar species and this technically is a new species so they’re saying “discovered new species” or maybe we just underestimate how dense Aussie bush is. You can drive for hours there and get nowhere and the landscape doesn’t even change from trees and bushes all around you.

>>512176841 (OP)
>desire to kill em all intensifies

>>512177331
A forest in a desert?
>>512177321
I dunno
It's big and there are biologists and shit who are literally paid to find these things

>>512177406
I'M FROM BUENOS ARIES

>>512177361
Ok, your genie logic is rather humorous too and fitting as well

>>512177496
>deserts don't have trees
i don't think you know what a desert is, what you think a joshua tree is? desert trees

>>512177532
Are you telling me this motherfucker's excitement at finding a living dinosaur is reliant on it being Australian
He had to specify the "large cat" cause everyone else already has those

>>512177583
I didn't say that.

>>512176841 (OP)
Mmmm, rooks tasty!

>>512177617
I am that motherfucker in question, so yes Mr genie

>>512177087
>China invades Australia and the chinks eat all those abominations in to extinction

Bogans are toxic due to high meth and alcohol content.

>>512176841 (OP)
>china has to build ships
>because they're the ones exporting all the plastic shit

>>512177794
wtf why were you Aussiesplaining

>>512176841 (OP)
Now just imagine all of the shit in the ocean we never see.

>>512176841 (OP)
Australia needs to be nuked. Too many weird bugs over there

>>512177267
the maoriniggers killed the last of the moas and that big eagle that hunted moas

>>512177987
We don't need to
HP Lovecraft imagined it for us

>>512176841 (OP)
Based bug fren
>>512177080
Birbs do count tho they are dinosaurs but it gives me hope that thylacines are still out there

>>512178079
the only insects that are fren material are bees

>>512178143
Most bugs are good frens I have a spider bro that hangs out with me all day

BASED!
WE WUZ BUGZ n SHIET!
Abrahamic religions btfo!!!
We did it plebbit!!

>>512176974
>Where the fuck was this thing hiding?
perhaps they made it

>>512176841 (OP)
It's AI. They're testing psyops.

>>512177080

Uh, the j'ba fofi megatarantual is real, and it even lives in America, it is a trapdoor ambush spider that occasionally kills humans. Its not a proper cryptid but a very elusive animal. The largest examples are about 2 meters wide over the legs.

>>512178347
We’ve all seen It.

>>512176841 (OP)
This is off-topic and therefore a slide thread. In all fields. Jannies!

>>512178245
jumping spiders are bros

>>512178347
>>512178394
release the tomatovic tape

>>512178335
inb4 ai space ayylium footages

>>512178245
>>512178435
if it doesn't have the ability to form any kind of relationship with or understanding of you then it isn't a "fren"
by this logic dandelions are fucking frens

>>512177078
Yep, and thus proving Bigfoot is real and he raped me

>>512177080
It's amazing how there idiots that literally believe in the jewish lie of "evolution"

>>512178576
charles darwin wasn't jewish

>>512178435
They seem nice we don’t have them where I live tho
>>512178540
dandelions are cute and plants are alive therefore they could be frens

>>512177583
Australia isn't entirely desert. Just the central and western parts. The east coast has lots of forests and the northern part of Queensland is a tropical rainforest.

>>512178540
Uhhhh to be honest dandelions are our friends. Plants are nice. If you ever plant a plant and raise it to grow flowers you will know what I mean. They can’t talk or anything but they can “see” using photosynthesis and I’m sure they’re pure. Funnily enough a lot of people say they feel a relationship with their garden. I don’t but I can see where it comes from.

>>512177078
>hardly ever comes down

>>512179218
I think we've all been there

>>512179218
Me cumming for the fourth time on a Sunday after no shower since Friday

>>512178743
https://m.jpost.com/Breaking-News/Turkish-schoolbooks-denounce-Darwin-Einstein-as-Jews

>>512176841 (OP)
As long as it doesn't bite it's not so scary.

>>512179401
I'm sure it CAN bite

>>512176841 (OP)
it spits a caustic substance up to 25 feet which can cause blindness

>>512176974
It looks like about 100 other types of giant stick insects we have over here. So it's probably been seen a million times before but no one noticed it was a slightly different species until now

>>512176974
>>512177078
for years and years people were saying "spider crickets definitely exist I see them all the time", (((science))) always said it was an urban legend spread by idiots, one day one of those idiots got pissed off enough to catch a couple dozen and shove them in a gay scientists face

>>512177078
i've seen similar sized bugs in the tropical rainforests; mantises mostly
and spiders that vastly exceed what is reported

>>512176841 (OP)
Nigga look like a fan

>>512179544
ah yes, those pesky jews and their conspiratorial spider-cricket denial

>>512176841 (OP)
>>512179611

>>512176974
Epstein island

>>512176841 (OP)
>Ahhh, it's so cut-ack!

>>512176841 (OP)
I thought this was going to be a thread about genocideing mosquitos which would be a lot cooler and actually political

>>512179617
>best case scenario: scientists are faggots who are full of shit
>worst case scenario: scientists are entirely controlled by kikes
something tells me its both.

>>512179818
Well, you thought wrong faggot.

>>512178019
It was nuked during the previous civilizational cycle. Why do you think it has so many weird bugs and fucked up brown people?

Crikey cunt stick

>>512179742
Ey, you don't think he's in the files, do ya Marge?

>>512177398
Australia is also full of weird fucking critters that they think are just the same species for decades until someone gets bored and finger fucks one and realizes it's a different species or subspecies.

>>512177223
U U U U