Thread 512178680

How do we provide thr North Sentinelese with internet so we can get their opinion on /pol/? I mean, the average IQ here might even increase, so no harm.

Someone needs to teach these savages a lesson

Im a spiritual sentinelese

They should be harrassed with drones

let me try, I can blend in

Jeets will bring them internet when they immigrate there

>>512179677
Based mexican

>>512178680 (OP)
They are Indian
We don't need more Indians on the internet

we should share with them the joys of 5000 years of chinese history and xi jing ping thought

>>512178680 (OP)
Has anyone stopped to consider there may be rare minerals or natural resources on that island?

>>512179822
keked

>>512179984
imagine there was enough oil on that island for the next 50 years

>>512178680 (OP)
Pack laptops with satellite internet into a bunch of waterproof crates, research currents in the area, release them and pray one arrives ashore safely. Include instructions and make it easy to access pictures of boobs as motivation because other uncontacted groups who later did make contact immediately went full goonermode when they got the internet.

>>512178680 (OP)
if you could air drop a couple dozen phones that were modified such that they couldn't really figure out how to leave the 4/pol/ and all had starting connections paid for, i bet one of them would be able to accidentally post here. they might even start to worship the captcha as some sort of godly code to unlock the universe

it would be on us to figure out that some random "pqzmgh" from a poo flag actually came from a sentinalese

>>512180212
this is a better idea than my airdrop phones one

>>512178680 (OP)
>Get 99 fit dudes in full riot gear
>Work in 3 rotating 8 hour shifts
>Form squads and canvas the island
>when a native is found, they are wrestled to the ground
>and held down while a designated man farts in his or her face
>everyone points and laughs. this transcends cultural or language barriers
>the native is then released and weapons confiscated
>repeat until all natives are mindbroken and voluntarily surrender
I am dead serious. Try and explain how this would not succeed within a month.

>>512180569
anon the question is how to give them internet so they can post on /pol/. not how to actually make contact with them

>>512180439
Welll if you can modify a phone, why not write an app, that is thr only app that's ever open, through which the can post here. Everytime they oost, phone takes a selfie and attaches it to the post automatically, so then we know it"s them. One thing is, how will they charge their phones, now that's a problem.

>>512178680 (OP)
>Still no enums

>>512180676
>Welll if you can modify a phone, why not write an app, that is thr only app that's ever open, through which the can post here. Everytime they oost, phone takes a selfie and attaches it to the post automatically,
yeah that's what I was thinking. good point with the selfie though, that would make idenfication of their posts much easier.
>One thing is, how will they charge their phones, now that's a problem.
also a good point. just keep drone dropping phones until we get contact
or more seriously, use the languages from the other nearby islands to try and explain charging the phones/laptops to them with some sort of solar powered charger?

I wonder if they have frogs on the island and if they would understand the concept of a frog.

kek this thread made me actually chuckle.


keep going

>>512181136
ok I have another idea.
fuse the charging cable to the solar panel charger and phones. maybe have it spout a message about how the device needs sunlight in a local island language we actually know well

>>512181370
> local language
> device

>>512181472
what do you mean? I'm not 100% on all the sentinal lore but as I understand local andaman island tribes that we've contacted have their own likely very similar language

>>512179031
Go fuck yourself Americunt, North Sentinel Island is part of the Andaman & Nicobar Island chain, which is one of India's 8 Union Territories (similar to the status Puerto Rico has with USA). They are our people. Fuck off and stay back.
>>512179292
>>512179677
>>512179138
>>512179769

>>512178680 (OP)
Post more popos

>>512181551
I mean the dumb retards can't possibly have a word for "device". Also, they've been isolated for thousands of years, it's not like they hop on a canoe and travel to see their grandma to the neighboring island, I doubt languages will be similar.

>>512178680 (OP)
Just smallpox those niggas. Who cares

>>512181623
>our people
>niggers not even dravidians
>flag

>>512181733
yeah yeah I don't mean literal translations, just whatever the closest equivalent would be in their primitive language.
my idea relies on the same as monkeys in a room with typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare.
if we give them enough battery power and only access to /pol/ eventually a sentinalese will post on 4chan

>>512181787
they are sovereign citizens of India. Like uncontacted tribes of Brazil. If the Brazilian government can legally make it a crime to contact their uncontacted Amazonian tribes, why can't we Indians do it ? Fuck off americunt.

>why can't we indians do it?
provide your ideas then Rajesh. do it quick your timmies shift starts in 6 hours

>>512178680 (OP)
worst I'd do is weird social experiments. Try to know their language and send in machines. Will they worship our machines as a god?
Think about it, imagine you're a caveman and a superheavy aircraft or tank comes to your island, kills one person, and leaves. It would be darkly interesting to essentially play god

>>512181951
oh I actually read your post (for shame). what we are trying to do in this thread is have the sentinalese contact US. not us contact them.

>>512182121
anon just put north sentinal island into youtube. they already shoot arrows at helicopters all the time

>>512182044
I meant we already have laws in place that make it illegal to contact them. It's just that foreigners should start respecting them more. So far, only 2 foreign people tried contacting the sentinelese in the past 5 yrs, and one died because of it.

I used to work at a Burnaby tim hortons part time from 2017-2020.

>>512178680 (OP)

>>512180238

Because, the Asian demographic in my town is literally 0.3% in a population of 2,700... And it consists of like 5 Chinese from one family and 3 Filipinos.

Though I do find many Asians quite attractive from Kazakhstan all the way to Japan and South to Thailand. I don't find Indian women attractive AT ALL.

I did make out with a half-Japanese half-Irish girl once at a party.

>>512180296

Funny post, but >>512180567 and >>512181089 are correct.

I actually don't blame black men for wanting white women, because they're basically trying to make a better gene pool for their offspring. Same goes for white men that go for higher iq Asians (like Japanese and northern Chinese).

The issue is a lot of this is fetishist garbage. Asian women that date white men usually hate their own race and white women that date black men usually hate their own race. And they usually fetishize shit like penis size.

>>512182209
what do you think they think helicopters are? surely not an object of worship, you don't shoot arrows at gods. Some sort of supernatural force?

>>512182233
see >>512182132
>>512182233
>I used to work at a Burnaby tim hortons part time from 2017-2020.
lol at least you're honest/funny

>>512182300
afaik their first contact with civilization was with the British during the age of sail. they took a few hostages, brought them back to London to show them how amazing it was (at the time) but half of them had died by the time they were returned to the island.
so I think they just see all outsiders as "death", whatever their concept of it/him might be

>>512182306
I lived for 8+ yrs straight in Vancouver. Never ever took a vacation, nor even left the city area. Never even been to places like whistler, cuz I got no good frens, Indian or others.
But now I'm in a different province. had to leave a month ago.

>>512182766
ok that is completely unrelated. why are you venting about your L's on /pol/?
>>>/soc/

>>512182857
Because like i said, I got no frens, plus I miss Vancouver badly. I lived there since past 8 yrs, before that I was in India and I changed cities every 3-4 yrs. Vancouver was the longest permanent fixture in my life. i'm a loser there, but at least i know which gas stations to take a shit in, where to eat food for cheap, how to survive.

>>512183257
ok awesome rajesh, go home. you don't sound like the worst of your lot so you should be leaps and bounds ahead of your compatriots if you go back.
maybe you could even mastermind the plot to get sentinalese to post on /pol/

North Sentinelese here, using vpn as fucking jannies range banned us. Majority of Australian shitposting is actually Sentineli. Our average iq is above you retards.

>>512183561
leled, based

>>512178680 (OP)
The North Sentinelese need to be preserved for dissection and experimentation to prove Bicameral Mind theory.

>>512178680 (OP)
Stop bothering the sentenelese . You guys are just eyeballing this island to establish a whites only colony away from blacks and indians.