Thread 512185008

Turns out I'm 1/4 Jewish due to my asshole grandmother, what now? Can I just walk to the local synagogue and join the conspicary to take over the world or should I just get into Hollywood?

enjoy your new found wealth. huzzah

>>512185008 (OP)
Maternal or Paternal

get an israeli passport asap

>>512185008 (OP)
Pretty sure you can get a dual citizenship from Israel and become a mossad spy in the US senate

>>512185008 (OP)
You sound very vaccinated. DOn't worry, what you did to yourself is far worse than your background. All you ever had to do was refuse experimental vaccines and research the evidence for the holocaust.

>>512185008 (OP)
More accurately, it is due to your asshole Grandfather.

>>512185008 (OP)
Shalom, I think you need to be at least 3/4 Jewish for a ticket to the island.

>>512185123
words of truth

>>512185008 (OP)
are you circumcised?

>>512185008 (OP)
stop caring about /pol/ memes, this is what you should do

>>512185008 (OP)
post the full thing swedefag

>>512185008 (OP)
Get a jewish interest free loan
Start a business
Talk to other jewish business owners
They will hook you up

>>512185008 (OP)
You can get an Israeli citizenship.
Go kill Netanyahu in Minecraft.

If it's from your mother's side you are fully jewish

Mazal tov & Le'chaim

>>512185195
No we won't you schmekela

>>512185060
Maternal so I guess that technically makes me an actual Jew.

>>512185161
I don't think so but I posted my dick on /soc/ once and faggots said that they want to suck it and then people said that it looks circumsized.

>>512185008 (OP)
>Turns out I'm 1/4 Jewish

>>512185060
Shalom

>>512185008 (OP)
Join the dark side Anon

>>512185008 (OP)
You should immediately get dual Israeli citizenship, get an internship at AIPAC, go to the synagogue, visit Auschwitz to pay homage to the victims of the Shoah and find a career in film and television. You should be happy you're above the goyim now.

>>512185008 (OP)
congratulations.
that info has been logged in a chinese database.
this will be shared with the global jihad network and you will be tracked down and assassinated.

>>512185008 (OP)
Kill yourself for the cause.

>>512185008 (OP)
Tap into that power and you will achieve many great things

>>512185008 (OP)
Lucky fuck.

>>512185375
Watch these terrorists get stabbed in the neck.

>>512185008 (OP)
>what now?
gas

Bro you broke the israelis. They stopped talking about child murder for 3 seconds to pretend to be Canadian and want to be Israeli.

>>512185403
looks like she's making out with someone's disembodied head

which i would actually believe was real

jews and all

>>512185008 (OP)
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>>512185008 (OP)
Go to your local bank and take out an interest free loan.

>>512185236
burn in hell I hate you with all my soul, jew

To all you jewish bitch Feds in this thread, BURN IN HELL JEWS

>>512185213
Oy vey, does that mean he can get shekelbux and a free Palestinian home.

>>512185508
good, let the hate flow through you

>>512185357
I've shared a picture of Muhammad fucking a sheep with my own name attached so if the global jihad network cares about tracking me, they're probably already on it.

>>512185486
It's a Muslim prisoner lol. She got pregnant off him.

If your willing to explain images can you explain this one of the IDF inside elementary schools during the Iranian missiles retaliation of Israel attacking Iran?

Where are the kids if it's full of "soldiers".

>>512185008 (OP)
All europeans are jews

My grandmother from my mom side was jewish from Uzbekistan, but idk if ashke-nazi or the other pedo tribes. Considering i have 12,5% of jewish blood, some years ago I got 0,75 l of blood symbolicallt drawn and throw that on the floor, renuncing my jewish demon blood. Needless to say I am ready to repent from the guilt of being 12,5% demon by any means necessary. Only the lineage of a demon can defeat demons.

>>512185008 (OP)
Have you considered just chopping off the 1/4 of yourself that is jewish? It shouldn't be too hard since it's only a 1/4 of your body so you can probably get by fine without it

>>512185427
I would do the same if this guy. He probably had his mother raped, his father beaten to death, his children raped and beaten to death and much worse to his whole family by the Jews. At that point all you can do is hate and plan your revenge.

>>512185567
There is no global jihad network. You been convinced by Israeli propaganda. No one is after you except Israel and it's exclusively for money or narrative control. They don't want literally you. Yet.

>>512185560
My hate will destroy the jewish people in this world (it already has)

>>512185600
exorcism is the only way to cleanse your blood of the demon

>>512185285
I'm not a jew, jeet

>>512185631
I say all the time. There is a reason a hot dog vendor picked up a ak and it wasn't because Hamas. It was because of what Israel did to his wife.
To his kids.
To his family.
To his country.
Israel is directly responsible for the destabilization in the middle east. Period.

Here is a child tied to the front of a humvee to prevent return fire from there hotdog vendor.

>>512185600
>jewish grandmother from Uzbekista
>in italy
The fuck? Italy is such a mongrel sewer.

>>512185567
Shalom brother.
לחיים

>>512185195
Can anyone else tell me the lore of the jewish interest free loan? Everywhere I look online says this is false. But I want to know the truth.

>>512185246
>>512185008 (OP)
who?

I got u bros

>>512185649
Sorry friend of hatred, I know you are doing your best but my jewish lizard-like regeneration keeps me around

Israel has hidden behind Judaism for long enough. Either you are a Israeli Jew and the Holocaust is appropriate. Or you are hidden away in another nation minding your own fucking business and I don't care.

Be in Israel, be associated with terrorism, child rape, and genocide, get treated the way you deserve.

No one ever kills Jews here for being Jewish. But bro, I would target an Israeli everyday all day. Throw the passport away and leave. It's literally your only chance.

>>512185008 (OP)
You have to apply gas to about a quarter of your body

>>512185853
9mm fixes that.


Israeli inside an elementary school as ira Ian missiles fire rains down on his people.
I wonder where the kids are. It's a Israeli school by the way. It's their own people who were displaced for IDF safety, and children.

>>512185008 (OP)
*Farts*
Mazel tov

I bet it's totally Hamas fault Israeli rockets killed their own people.

Maybe don't put war equipment in the middle of population centers.

>>512185008 (OP)
> I'm 1/4 Jewish, what now

>>512185588
This poster is a kike false flag.

>>512185008 (OP)
>turn jewish right before weimar 2.0 kicks off
sounds like a woman moment

>>512185486
Woopies. At least I get to post two images now.

>>512185008 (OP)
Just get out of my country sand nigger animal.

>>512185834
what is this from?

>>512185008 (OP)
If your grandmothers asshole is to blame you could possibly,y emigrate to Ireland

>>512185834
Why are Jews masturbating over crying white women?

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>>512186153
When you think about it it might be in our genes.

>>512186187
Thanks kike. I collect these false flag exposures
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>>512186187
Another soldier will be added to the fight because of your work here today.

>>512185008 (OP)
See if you can get dual citizenship in Isreal

>>512185008 (OP)
3 words: 0% interest loans

>>512185008 (OP)
>create organization against antisemitism
>take it up to fucking ridiculous levels, like parody shit, go way overboard flexing your power to the point where even normies notice the absurdity of what you’re doing
>send cease and desists, make public exposés, become the loudest “voice for the jews” possible
>when confronted by tribesmen, feign ignorance
This is the only way. Accelerate the problem and give Norway a reason to return to having jews banned in their constitution, then retire to Florida

>>512186187
I bet one of your 19 yr old illiterate brown generals is gonna be really mad when you read that to him.
He's gonna give you cum cleanup duty for single dead men.


You can literally set a trap for Israel by using children's laughter.
Are they there to rape or kill the kids? Probably both

>>512185990
Well you are always welcome to try friend!

>>512185246
>maternal
Well you can get israeli citizenship if you really want but it's probably going to be open season on israelis within the next decade so I'd suggest you just keep your ancestry hidden and pretend you never found out.

>>512185132
If your mother is a kike, you're considered a full Jew, regardless of what the father is.
>>512185246
>Maternal so I guess that technically makes me an actual Jew.
Yeah, it does and it might explain why you seem so fond of pornography too. Think about it, various aspects of your rotten personality you used to believe were just yours personally will now have another, more fitting, reason behind them.

>>512186385
Its instruction..maybe I wasn't clear

You take the gun and chamber a round, you place behind your ear and level the gun out. Angle it slightly towards the front of your skull and you won't ever have to worry about Jewish blood ever again.
Your family will thank you. They will miss you.
You will avoid terrible things in the future you will be judged harshly over. You can't fail.

It's literally painless and a national service to your host country.

Sorry id I wasn't clear. I'm a pacifist. I don't hurt people unless I have to.

One of you kikes post the image of me in front of the fireplace so I don't have to dig it out.

>>512185008 (OP)
You are not white anymore.

I'm a self reliant rural hermit.
There is no job to target.
My family is dead.
My wife and kids know how i feel so there is no exposure
No job to target
No social media to target
No way to claim I'm antisemitic and get one of your cancel campaigns going

I'm literally untouchable. Don't hate Jews, just Israel. There is nothing Mossad scan do beyond glowing my phone up in my face, which I wouldn't put past them given their asset in the white house.


A nuclear Iran is a stabilized middle east. Even the isrseli's admit it.

>>512186676
He never was. This was a hasbara thread to try to convince republicans with minor Jewish heritage to support pissrael.

>>512186534
>tfw you realize that you're not some weird neurotic money-addicted pervert who likes to see goy girls get beaten up but you're actually just a typical jew
It honestly does make sense.

>>512186556
Swing and a miss little buddy, try again!

I wonder if marrying into a jewish family makes you an honorary jew

>>512185008 (OP)
Go start a secret society and control someone.

>>512185788
Jews give eachother loans with no interest, while charging interest to "the goyim" (the rest of humanity. the non-jews)

>>512186846
I don't miss.
There is a reason you can't post anything and isrselis have a specific cadence in the way they speak. Your short hand doesn't hide it. Still on the fence if your a domestic kike or foreign

Easy way to find out. Post a wall sockets. But kikes will do anything except tell the truth or prove something.

>>512186255
Wow. they really went nuts right after the festival attack

>>512186840
vasectomy time, bro.
sorry about the news. you could still be cool though, you don't have to off yourself, just fuck off some place tropical and sell islanders their own pineapples to scratch that jew itch.

>>512185788
It's false societally but like the way you have groups of Amish living in America. There are small sexts of traditional Hebrews who do follow a no usery law.

Oftentimes usery laws exist but will be hidden behind other things like "fees". Saudi Arabia is notorious for not having usery laws, but just like "fees". Or they will give you a loan and a item and tell you the item costs whatever the interest would typically be.


Life doesnt have clean answers. The answer is it's true but mostly not.

I keep waiting for them to let me know. Netenyahu looks and sounds like my late grandfather, a Polack. I can't even watch his propaganda because I associate it with my grandpa and just agree with whatever they tell me to agree with

>>512186994
You should have seen them during the trump election.

Imagine getting a Jew so excited he left a Palestinians house.

>>512187017
Your right. He could join the IDF and off like 10 other people and himself.
Good call.

>>512186964
I'm neither, just larping to kill time.

>>512185749
says the petrol sniffing abbo

>>512187219
Oh, then what are you?

That's crazy you would even go to Google and post a image you found when you clearly knew what I meant. It makes it like 10x more suspicious if you did that.
It's gonna be even more suspicious when you break character but won't even tell me your nationality and follow every single rule I see isrseli posters follow.

You know I email it all to Hamas right? Hamas@mossad.org

>>512187219
We both know why you can't post.

BUT I CAN.
I'm american as fuck.

I don't even know if you could get a drone to me. I'd be so expensive lol.

Just do the pager bombs. Cheapest way to kill me.

>>512185008 (OP)
thats nice. nothing to worry about. why ask anti semites about being jewish thats odd!

>>512185008 (OP)
doesnt work like that. synagogues wont do anything. you need chabad lubavitsch connections for power outside of the mason lodges.
you might meet them in a synagogue but i will not recommend going there when you just figured out that youre jewish! you will come off as an imposter!

Nature tells me of Israel crimes and nature dictates it's future.

Im a leftist and I never understood how anyone could just sit quietly on the sidelines of the Holocaust till I Israel.

I'll quiet up real fast and be slow to say snything when the USA is done with your sand nigger country.
Thanks for taking all of Iran's anger for us. Your great goys, I mean guys.

>>512187208
naw, if he takes out 10 of them we break him out.
that'd be one of ours.
still shouldn't make any more jews though.

what's OP source?
>>512185050
>>512185008 (OP)

Cringe jew thread

>>512187588
>>Kike returns to Israel
>>Kills 10 isrseli's
>>Israelis in turn rape him

How does this affect me? Why do I care?
Were you just excited to be able to talk about rape?

>>512187588
Omg sorry. I read that as " we break him".

Na let Israel handle their own.

>>512185008 (OP)
JEW

>>512187588
I would at the very least blow up the prison he is housed in in hopes he survives and does it again.

I'd also give him a Luigi style honoring.

>>512187588
Sorry for jumping the gun on you fren.
Here's a deer doe!
Hope it helps.

>>512187671
stay mad goylem

Are all the kikes gone?

My hunt continues.

>>512187952
Thanks!

>>512185246
mazes tov!

>36 posts by this ID
the fat shitskin is at it again

>>512188044
Were you waiting till you thought I left?
37

I can get to 100 if you get me spamming dead bodies of Israelis.

>>512185008 (OP)
well, I didn't get any secret meeting invitations, I wish I did so I could post about it on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>512188044
>>512187999
You know I'm not fat. Your sitting with my image open right now wondering how come you went through IDF training and your 120lbs and this white hillbilly could crush your skull with my arm.

How much weight is lost when s 762 blows out s Hebrew skull?
Probably not much.

>>512188099
you think way too highly of yourself
i just came back home after being at the beech
i know you spam threads that have any hint of islamophobia to bump limit
not very impressive abdul

>>512188104
You need to contact the right to return the organization and get a local kike to sign off on your good boy hebrew status.

Just give him 5$.

>>512185008 (OP)
>what now?
KYS

>>512188190
Did you just call me Islamaphobic?
What?

Well here. If your folder ain't open here I go. This is the image I gave to Mossad along with one with me giving a things up to my fireplace with kikes written on paper inside of it lol.
I get both of them posted back at me pretty regularly and even one kike got mad and pretend like he mad meta data on me.

Take your shot.

>>512188303
There u go. There wasnt hard.

>>512188104
are you trying to say that you would snitch on your fellow jews for the lulz? BAD BAD BAD!

>>512188303
You just did more harm to Israeli than I could of ever hoped for spazzing out for hours over you fucking kids.

You literally just validated every word I said with a single post.

>>512188303
I literally can't ever top this post when it comes to exposing the Jew. My career is over :(

>>512187557
What if I explain it to the rabbi and show my gene result shit?

I honestly don't know how this shit works lol.

>>512185008 (OP)
Either way some old Jew is going to fuck you in the ass. May as well do both.

>>512188511
Don't burry this
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>>512185008 (OP)
>Be born a Jew
>But in Finland
Sorry bro, no riches and easy life for you. The Båttrefolkke Swedus here are what /pol/ says Jews are

>>512188556
They are literally trying to bury their exposure.

>>512185008 (OP)
If you nor your descendants ever mate with a jew, you will have contributed to <1 jew arising in the world.

Ideally this quantity could be <0 but nobody is perfect

>>512188558
Many such cases but in some areas they might also be lestas.

>>512188303
Where'd u go? Bro did they drag you away and execute you that fast? Holy shit

>>512188362
yes, though I'm a mischling like OP, but I don't suck cocks

>>512188229
why would I give him a buck fifty?

>>512185008 (OP)
We already knew that when you proved to be a hohol draft dodger.

Jew exposure. Look at time stamps.
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>>512188728
not sure what youre trying to convey but you will learn whats important.

>>512188755
To sign papers there say your good Jew so you can get close enough to Israelis to gun them down like Jaffa.

It's literally paying a Jew a 5$ entry fee to kill Israelis.

Did you think he'd ask for more? Brother they kill each other anytime they don't have Muslims to kill. They are literally orcs.

>>512185008 (OP)
My wife is 2% jewish and I researched some things
Your asshole grandmother is within 3 generations of you so you can go directly to israel, some questions asked.
>They want to make sure that you are within 3 generations of a real jew in your family
>They will do a DNA test if unsure
>If you are married and have kids you can bring them, all of them can get a dual citizenship to israel but a secret service jew will stop by once per year to make sure you are still married
>You can get the passport but to get the citizenship you must live in israel for I think 3 years, this includes anyone you bring with you.
Once you are a jew you can get 0% interest loans but thats not accurate. You are not technically getting a loan but opening a partnership with the bank, this is to get around it being against jewish law to charge interest to a jew.
You could in theory go to the synagogue and become officially jewish but I believe you still need to learn hebrew as you would if you moved to israel. if the rabbi thinks that you are indeed just trying to join their world domination cult they will cut you and you will not be able to become jewish, Maybe you can try at another place but the process through the synagogue can take years so the shorter path [for you] is to just call up israel and tell them you're coming home.
kike

>>512188556
This was the funniest Jewish slip on a banana peel I've seen in years and I'll be using this for years to expose Israel.

>>512188819
its literally made up, why would he think that this will work and not only make him look like a schizo^^

>>512188914
This Kike was exposed way before these.
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>>512188877
My own rabbi is asking for 2 dollars,
*smashes through window

>>512185008 (OP)
Ofc a jew is posting porn
Kill yourself

>>512188901
>the mossad even takes care of your marriage
what else do you want!

>>512188779
I went to the draft and convinced them that I'm not fit for army but that was the Finnish one.

>>512189014
Omg I forgot you got Hebrew in you too.
Holy shit. That would be an issue. I think Jews can only demand bribes and never give them....holy shit no wonder they aren't more public about IDF sleepers waking up. A Jew can't do it because a Jew would never be able to hand over the money

>>512189014
are you a prude, sweaty?

>>512189078
A Jew refusing to serve it's host country? You don't need to say it. It's assumed.
The IDF isn't even Jewish. It's mostly imports lol.

>>512188556
They keep burying this by the way.

>>512185008 (OP)
>>512185246
you always choose what team you play for anon. It's up to you

>>512185008 (OP)
I'm in the same boat OP.
my mother's mother so a matrilineal line.
What now? Do I transfer my gentileness in to a chicken and swing it around?

>>512185008 (OP)
>due to my asshole grandmother,
what a scumbag you are posting about your granny like that, shame on you

>>512189130
There are some pieces that are fitting together now when you think about it? Are Jews also lazy and bald and bad drivers?

>>512189172
you cant make up your own rules, he will be automatically repulsed by you stupid idiots.

>>512189194
She ditched my mother when she was a baby and pretended for decades that she didn't even exist and I'm glad that the cunt is dead. Won't even post a Veronika for her. Rot in hell, bitch.

But yeah that's apparently the way I'm Jewish.

>>512185246
sounds like you need to go back to your home country then, time to die in the idf

>>512189187
kaparot also works by donating to charity
you don't have to do the chicken thing

>>512189060
>The JSS having a kind word with your "Husband"

>>512189310
My grandmother and grandfather was commies so that's how they met I think.
Shit he was of Finnish descent too probably ran away from your white guard.

>>512189456
>jewish commies drown away from the country
Many such cases.

>>512187999
>mazes tov!
Mazes? Isnt it mazal tov?

>>512189446
for me its having a wife for life and for you its living in a tent city after your stupid white whore has divorced you <3

>>512189618
Nah my grandma was from down south in Norway but grandfathers folk was northern finnosami mutts and ran off when reds lost.

>>512189212
Na. Just evil. It's not evil to drive bad.
They are the bad cause of the kid murder.

Yes they are bald. The little hats prevent hair growth.

Also I got bored and went to play factorio till the suns up.

Nothing I can say or do beats this kikes self own
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>>512189390
I'm glad they didn't kill you. <3.

>>512189693
autocorrect

It really kind of took the fun out of it all...
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>>512189740
For me, its Folgers instant coffee

>>512185008 (OP)
come to the dark side
we have pretzels

>>512189779
thats a big win for you tough guy, i hope you can make something off of it! (off course he wont)

>>512189779
yellow inserters are enough for furnaces, blue ones are overkill

>>512190151
I just went to Poland and they were very eager to give me pretzels. Is that a sign?

>>512185834
Who is it though?

>>512191161
Veronika.

Remember that she's very pure and not really for lewd thoughts.

>>512185008 (OP)
>Turns out I'm 1/4 Jewish due to my asshole grandmother, what now? Can I just walk to the local synagogue and join the conspiracy
This is exactly what has been happening for thousands of years.

>>512191475
I didn't manage to find some scene of dick inside her so maybe she's a trad virgin

>>512185008 (OP)
You can now qualify for a heter iska loan

>>512190272
I'm a white trash hill person. Can I just have fun :(.

Also I'm using coal and yellows on yellow belts

Fairly sure I'm Jewish, my paternal family history gets sketchy in the 1800's. Mysterious merchants that changed nationality from German to French to Italian moved to every new world country and immediately became wealthy traders. I look Anglo but that's due to many generations of whitewash.

I don't care about DNA harvesting or whatever, I'm just terrified to get a test and confirm the suspicions.

>>512191475
Clearly you are embracing your jewish heritage by being a cunt about it. Can you just share the full details with me, please?