>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

>>512187217 (OP)
You're Jewish. Opinion discarded.

>>512187217 (OP)
can you say that you make a living performing online for retards? seems like a nice acting gig.

>>512187217 (OP)
I read that in his voice, you failed to make me dislike him. I know what he is. I know what all those faggots are. Except Reaper. His shit is actually funny and he might be one of the few based bongs left on kiketube.

>>512187217 (OP)
I know bongs don't like bourbon, stop pretending you are macho, you fucking pakijeet

>>512187217 (OP)
alcohol isnt fun, its a shitty anesthesic..
extremely disingenuous to be all cool with glasses while slurping a liter of wiskhy

>>512187329
the mexican macho drings half a liter of wisky at midday while eating a carnada with chile before smokling a bag of meth and going to work dismemebring some enemy cartel nigger.

>>512187217 (OP)
I knew there was something weird about this guy when he completely fucking did not get Midsommar. Like, the man did not even understand the fucking plot. So weird. Almost autistic.


He cannot understand anything that is not a simple action flick with an unambiguous good guy and bad guy.

>>512187435
jack daniels is bourbon, my illiterate friend from the argentines, may be when you become a well educated person you might learn new words and concepts

>>512187217 (OP)
>faggot normie trying to grift off of chuds.

>>512187217 (OP)
damn op, it was that easy to get rich and famous and you still didnt do it? just like being a broke loser or something?

>>512187353
fuck you I'm drinking right now. How will I ever recover from this

>>512187217 (OP)
you know
THE MESSAGE!
also he's funny as fuck and dumbass
and those hypertelorism ugly bitches like nigger mermaid and black snow are chosen deliberately to make us believe that's "NORMAL" since racemixing is normal
FUCK THEM
that's all I got for you today, go away now

>>512187329
I am related to the Beams through marriage

>>512187217 (OP)
That's so fucking spot on bro.

>>512187521
really, how so? I'm quite interested as is my favorite bourbon

>>512187217 (OP)
Yeah I get he’s a film guy but at a certain point you just need to quit watching slop. Take your hand off the stove nigger

>>512187217 (OP)
I can't stand his fucking voice

>>512187556
My cousin is married to Craig Beam
https://www.google.com/search?q=craig+beam

>>512187217 (OP)
what the fuck are you even talking about? can you type properly? you seem like those weaboo faggots that roleplay their texts

>>512187353
>alcohol isnt fun, its a shitty anesthesic..

Drinking culture and British and Ireland is different to anywhere else. Nothing fun can happen in either of those Irelands unless it revolves around alcohol.

People from more restrictive, polite and less direct cultures (E.g. Anglophone and Japanese) use alcohol to relax and behaviour that would be unacceptable when sober is seen as more acceptable when drunk (very big thing in Britain and Ireland). Part of the use of alcohol is the amplified placebo effect - a man feels more comfortable flirting sexually with a new woman because he will not be judged because ‘he was just drunk’.


As a Latin American you will not relate to any of this.

>>512187598
oh, tell them they have a fan over here :)

>>512187217 (OP)
drinker does not have sex with dogs therefore he is better than yms

>>512187581
heheh yeah, like nerdrotic
COME ON, go watch some actual good movies faggot
but ya don't have any thoughts about alice in wonderland by svankmajer or about monster from that italian kike man, or about ruslan and ludmila, or about los tres huastecos or tipos de cuidado or el arracadas
so SHUT
THE FUCK
up
shh

>>512187472
Jack Daniels is a Tennessee whiskey. Had a lot more corn in it and it's filtered a specific way with charcoal. Bourbons are from Kentucky and have a different blend of grains. All bourbons are whiskey but not all whiskeys are bourbons.

>>512187353
>non-white desperately trying to cope with his lack of white enzymes
>will never experience the poetry-inspiring bliss that true white men have from a few sips of the nectar of the Gods
>"trust me, my fellow whites, it's really not that great..."

>>512187217 (OP)
I have no clue what or who the fuck you're talking about, but I think you're a retarded faggot for typing all that and making a thread about it.

>>512187692
unfortunate we can't dox here because of glowies or I would offer to get you an autographed bottle.

>>512187692
ahhh jijo de tu pinche cotel de kmron!!!

>>512187217 (OP)
So he rustled your jimmies. How is this political?

I like many of his takes, but he's a good looking guy approaching middle age and is unwed with no heir. Outside of any expectational circumstance (like an unfortunately barren wife), he must be assumed to be gay and compromised. He can be truthful 99/100, but they'll make that 100th count

Maybe I'm crazy IDK

I like reaper though

Little platoon is amusing but might be one of the more pro Zionist

Also can't stand az, he talks too much to make his occasional interesting tidbits worth it

Disparu is pretty good a lot but dangerously into anime, IDK

Anyways

>>512187710
so jack daniels isn't considered whiskey, just jim beam?
>>512187775
pus trabajo un chingo, este rey no vive sin su corona...


y el argentino naco ya se fue? pinches vatos nada mas hablan por que tienen lengua, pero son bien paisanitos

>>512187217 (OP)

>>512187707
Opinion on amores perros?

>>512187860
>just jim beam
There are a lot of different brands of bourbon. Jim Beam is a bourbon, but not really a good one in my opinion. Look, it says Tennessee Whiskey right on the label, not bourbon.

>>512187217 (OP)
All e celebrities and the people that watch them are the enemy of society.
That said I don't rally get what everyone's issue with Larson is?

>>512187878
He's a shitty version of Mister Plinkett.

>>512187940
Oh I see, any good recommendations? I just bought a fucking box lol, I still find it better than jack daniels tho

>>512187860
ayyy weeeeiiii
jejeje
si por mi, desde la catsup hago jijodelaverga
aunque para mi
güisqui es escoces
bourbon se me hace dulce, sabrosito pero como para mint julep en un dia tibio
y ps topo chico, AHUEVO que viva monterrey!
>>512187929
it's a kind of fun movie, I think the best part of it was control machete X ely guerra song
https://youtu.be/mgVZCygV1Ss
I'm not much into fuckin' gael (the faggot) garcia
and much less diego luna
and wayyyyy much less that "person" (human muppet degenerate pretender under a fake face) pedro pascal

>>512188110
good bourbons? makers mark is the best imo

>>512187217 (OP)
based. the world is kiked forever, may as well make your easy buck on it and drink it all away

>>512188144
>>512188110
will you faggots just share socials and stop shitting up the board, andele andele arriba rriba chinga tu madre

>>512187940
wild turkey, woodford reserve
those I've tried, they're both way tastier than jimmy
but what I really need is a kentucky redneck chunky blondie girl to come sit on me like a rock on a lizard
heh
>>512188110
heh, ya bought a fuckin' box!
ajajajajajaja
pinche loco
teporocho pero fino jijo de la verga

>>512188310
wild turkey is just the strongest, not the best tasting. Woodford is just expensive, not the best flavor, makers mark is the best tasting borubon there is, tastes like caramel

>>512188287
sale pinche pendejo
arre a ver si es cierto faggot
this is the ONE single time I'll give out my account in matrix/element
@onetruebeanmon:she.diedavirg.in
arrejuntante con los cabrones en lugar de andar de sobajado
heheheh
fuckin'g faggot

>>512188110
I don't know what you have to choose from in Mexico but I'll list off some bigger brands for you to look out for:
Four Roses
Maker's Mark
Wild Turkey, specially the Rare Breed.
Knob Creek.
Woodford Reserve.
Angel's Envy.
Benchmark is a good inexpensive brand, Buffalo Trace makes that and most of what they make is good stuff.
Consequently, Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, Blanton's, Stagg, Van Winkle, E.H. Taylor, basically anything they make is good just don't get ripped off. E.H. Taylor Rye is my personal favorite.

If you can't tell, I actually work in a liquor store. As far as cheap whiskey I like Evan Williams Bottled-in-Bond the most. It's four years old, 100 proof, and only 20 bucks. Jim beam is only 3 year old whiskey, same with Jack Daniels. If you want a consistent mark of quality look for stuff called bottled in bond, it means it has to be four years old at a minimum, and 100 proof, and made with a fresh oak cask. Guaranteed quality when it says that, basically.

>>512187217 (OP)
Literally who?

>>512188144
Fair, have you read AKUMETSU, Ultra Heaven, or Bibliomania?

>>512188458
>no Elijah Craig
rookie list. Just joshing pretty good list

>>512188375
and about those chonky rednecks??
I mean
asking for a friend of course

>>512188536
Their toasted barrels are good, but I was going by stuff I figured he could find overseas. I don't know what folks can find abroad.

>>512188458
>Evan Williams
If you just want to be cheap, Barton's is the king. great flavor for less than 10 bucks a fifth

>>512188458
thank you friend
what about other liquors? virginias? and michiganders (we can jump fuckin ohio and chicongo land)
or what about montana? or new england?
<asquin for a friend of couorse

>>512187307
lotus eaters are almost entirely based

>>512188525
no I haven't, BUT NOW i WILL
heheheh

>>512188622
Can't readily find Barton's in my state. It's marked as a rare allocated brand. Still only 16 bucks when we get it though.

>>512188458
>Makers
>Knob Creek
solid list

>>512188665
DHMIS is damn good might have a rewatch. We need more creepy uncanny valley shit, also if you like anime watch Cat Soup, Redline, Jinro wolf brigade

>>512188375
>makers mark is the best tasting borubon there is, tastes like caramel
I don't even like bourbon but Makers is so fucking good.

>>512188668
ah yah, I am in ky and forget how much tax must be out of state. 16 sounds fair. I havent drank on over a decade though anyway. When I used to buy the stuff in the late 90's it was 8.99 a fifth

>>512188642
Whiskey reigns supreme in North America, yankees just drink Kentucky bourbon and Tennessee whiskey like Daniels or Dickel. Most urbanites probably drink vodka. It's funny but niggers are switching to tequila from Hennessy. Don Julio or Patron are the new big nigger drinks they splurge on these days. I think Rust Belt states are probably more beer oriented than liquor oriented. Personally I like beer more than liquor, but I actually drink this stuff just to enjoy the taste, not to get drunk.

>>512188859
We drink a lot of tequila in KY. Patron is great and of course cuervo gold. People drink cuervo everywhere though it seems

>>512187217 (OP)
He says (((the message))) with echoes. Pretty sure he knows what he's saying.

>>512188754
oh, heheheh ALL OF THOSE I have watched
yeah
they're weirdy, but fun
well cat soup
redline is just magnificent
oh jinro wolf I haven't
I did watch wolf's rain
I also like hoozuki and bobo bobo bo bo bo bo or however it's written

>>512188710
Knob Creek's ten year rye is really damn good.

>>512188935
knob creek is also a gun range I go to sometimes. You can shoot fully auto ma deuces at propane tanks and blow them up

>>512188935
https://www.google.com/search?q=knob+creek+gun+range+videos

>>512188919
Cuervo isn't real tequila. When you look on the labels make sure it says 100% agave. Cuervo just says made /with/ agave. Most cheap tequilas are the same, they cut tequila with grain alcohol and sell it cheap. Like El Toro with the plastic red sombrero on top.

>>512187217 (OP)
you sound jelly and upset

I have been to one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7WrUEpJAFQ

>>512188859
ahhh interesting, also patron is shit tequila, heheh
nigger level stuff, nobody drinks it here
don julio is meh at best
and good stuff starts at around 5000mxn which is...
like 260usd
heh, guess it's not the price range
>>512188935
goddamnit
>>512189000
you're making me want to hop the border
stop it
>>512189059
ewwww cuervo only begins with "tradicional" and it's still simple

>>512187217 (OP)
I stopped watching this faggot once he released his movie from Kickstarter. It was total shit. I can't listen to someone who's only complaining and when given a chance can't do anything better. He's just complaining over and over again and only reviews bad movies

>>512189000
>>512189046
That's cool. I actually tried out my friend's new rifle this weekend. He built a .22 ARC rifle and it had a sub-1 MOA at 100 yards. I got 3 of 5 shots touching one another on the target paper. I can't believe how accurate that round is. He had a chronometer and we were clocking the speeds at 3050 feet per second. The rounds go past 900 yards before they even start going subsonic. All of that out of an AR. A semi he built is more accurate than some bolt rifles I own.

>>512187217 (OP)
Woah, you sure showed him OP.

>>512188754
Based DHMISfag

>>512189269
nice

>>512189157
you are always welcome in ky amigo

>>512189412
ohhhh don't tempt me, I KNOW I can get a visa
and I know a damn chubber that just needs me to touch her and cure all her ills
don't fuckin' tempt me friend

>>512187217 (OP)
he is too low iq for me to care what he says. but i heard he loved the 28 years later movie. he failed the biggest shit taste filter of the year and it goes against what he preaches. i dont understand why he has so many fans

>>512189412
It's a funky little bullet. My friend is in to hand loading shit but apparently Hornady's factory loads are good enough where he doesn't want to bother trying to make these kinds of ARC rounds himself.

Buy my book. Donate to me. Buy my course on how to own liberals for only £200 per month.

>>512187217 (OP)
spot on.. i tend to agree with what he has to say, but i fucking hate these bias confirming content machines.. they just spin out garbage contend

i cant stand 90% of these kinds of channels but this channel, the despot, is quite good.. there is a real analysis going on and i walk away knowing more than i did before i went in. sure i know im likely to agree with all of it, but there was a sincere and skilled effort in analyzing what he is critiquing as well

reeeeee and I have a digifriend in michigan, ohhh dear and another in texas
I don't want to go on a gringo whoring tour
T_T
but heck... I just fuckin' might, maybe bubba will put me on his truck and we can go snipe some niggers and cholos

>>512187217 (OP)
So stop watching it then, I have no idea what the fuck you are even talking about because I don't watch it