Thread 512191199

>China (by far the most varied, refined and tasty cooking systems in the world)
>French (closest thing to Chinese outside China in terms of variety and refinement)
>Greek (like fresher, lighter and just better version of Italian)
>Vietnamese (far better than Thai)
>Balkan (insanely good and overlooked)
>Indian
>Thai
>Middle Eastern
>Mexican
>Itallian
>US
>Spanish
>Japan

Starts to go downhill from here

>German
>Eastern Euro/Russia
>German
>Latin American
>African and Carabian
>UK and Ireland (blandest ever, not really a cuisine - just single items cooked and put on plate)

Shit tier, disgusting (horrible flavors that taste like chemicals or fecal matter)

>Scandinavian (inc faroe isles and Iceland)
>Dutch
>Indonesian/Malaysian
>Parts of Africa,

Do anons here like Indian cuisine? I've never eaten it before, what's it like?

>>512191260
Indian food is good if cooked and prepared by white people

>>512191199 (OP)
Food = meat = everything else that meat is made of

Food porn is everything that is not meat.
Food porn is very yamy and very bad for you like a fuck porn.

>>512191199 (OP)
Indian before Italian or Japanese. I mean China first is obvious bait already...

>>512191342
correct
a lot of ethnic food is tasty if you can have a real human preparing it and not some seething brownoid who probably poisoned it because you're white

Mediteranean is king of food chains, top of the pyramid
This fact is undeniable

>>512191342
Can confirm and Tmthis post could save someone's life. Indians are notorious for negligence. "Serving fresh" is a rarity. Serving spoiled food is the norm in most cases.

Lebanese/Iranian food is #1 by far you mutant niggers.
Chinese food is ok, definitely not #1

>>512191199 (OP)
>Indian
Unfit for human consumption. Post hand.

>>512191480

Croat anon, they dont know that Balkans is in the meditarian, you need to explain this to them

Also that Greek and Balkan > Itallian

Itallian is good, but Greek and Balkan is better.

They also visualize the balkans as some gray depressing postsoviet dystopia (like Belarus) instead of the beautiful place it is

>>512191199 (OP)
ranking Japanese anywhere on top is retarded, its only popular because of marketing. Japs lived on starving isle eating nothing but fish and rice. Their cuisine is shit because of lack of ingredients and complete cope.

Chinese is on top, no contest. French.. what do you even know of french cousine? Overall, the best would be Chinese/Mediteran for simple reason - they had the most avaibility and variety of food. Honorable mention for middle east/turkey/kavkaz. Russian/German/eastern Euro is utilitarian food - good, tasty, but not fancy.

The worst is no contest British.

>>512191199 (OP)
that's local food on your picture

>>512191607

Better than a potato on a plate with a side of salt and pepper anon.

Indian food, like allot of Chinese food, serves as a sort of disinfectant against bacteria

back in the day, ingrediants wernt ''fresh''(no chemical sprays or refrigeration). needed to be smothered in whatever would preserve them

indian food is highly sterile, massive amounts of garlic, chili and other disinfecting agents

food turns fast in that heat, so its a preservative

>>512191817
Japanese food is good, you just don't know that because you live in a Russian shithole with no quality international food choices.

>>512191817
French is mediterrean...

>>512191607

the reason people get shits or sore stomachs from indian food allot of time is because massive doses of garlic, ginger and chili cause the body to flush. and western stomachs are not adapted. like when you take antibiotics you get stomach issues. often the opposite of what people think

>>512192031
It appears you did not take my honesty in too well considering your defensive reply. Ask me how many times I've got spoiled Indian food and I didn't call the Food and Safety authority to have them investigated, instead I've reached out to them twice and warned them that if they continue serving spoiled food that someone will have them shut down eventually. Guess what happened in the end? They got shut down, twice, the second time after they rebranded their and changed locations.
>t. made beef curry yesterday

>>512191751
Greek and Balkan food is a cheap rip off of Turkish food. Also Leb food is the best in that whole region. Italian is ass.

I've heard chinkoid food here in restaurants is not even the same as they eat at home which is mostly rice and a roasted rat similar with poopjeets who mostly eat lentils mixed with cow poop while "their" good dishes were invented by the British.
Med food for my taste is not good at all it's mostly just carbs bullshit noodle this noodles that and then all greasy with oil.
German dishes are very diverse and change greatly from state to state and my absolute favourite is pic related it's 1 basic ingredient and needs no seasoning just plain cheap and simple.

>>512192567
Also Mexico has the best cuisine and it's not really close but it makes sense in that they utilize all the staples other cuisines use but have had them for far longer.

>>512191199 (OP)
>Chinese cuisine
>identical noodles but one with green onion, one with an egg and one without anything
>so many diverse dishes

>>512191480
It's peasant garbage muuh noodles.
Can you name 1 great med dish which is not simply carbs? Well at least Greeks have some nice meat dishes and their lamb is very good.
But larping that pizza and noodles with some extra noodles and tomato sauce is some culinary masterpiece is ridiculous

>>512192039
Most jap food I see online is just slop
>inb4 rice with fish

China is the worlds #1 farmer of rat for human consumption. They have to lie and call it duck. Chinese duck = rat.
Then they shit their rat dinners through holes in the floorboards which they pretend are robot toilets.

>>512192039
>because you live in a Russian shithole with no quality international food choices.
imagine your brain so fried on propaganda you actually belive it. Theres more Japanese restorants in Moscow than in your whole country.

And have a wee with their chinamans willies. Like a goosebump on a ferret.

>>512192934
In Moscow around them 25 jews who have all the money. Everyone else is eating cabbage. Boiled in orphan's tears from street children.

>>512191199 (OP)
Mexican food is beyond overrated

>>512192877
Why is duck a traditional food anyway? Since they became my favourite animal I can't eat them anymore and they taste like a fat greasy version of chicken anyway so what's the point?

>>512193069
Why do you have to ruin everything?

>>512193097
The rendered duckfat is amazing though.

>>512193228
Oh come on now...
here have some poffertjes

>>512193038
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>>512193097
The Peking Roast Duck was the favourite food of the Ming dynasty.

>>512191199 (OP)
chink detected, kill yourself chang. "oOoH rook at me, im-a chinese mang! My wife-a name-a RING RING, I drive an erectric cahr!". Fucking fish eye'd rice monkey.

>>512193295
Hes just mad. He cant protest in London for 28 days. Cops took his butterknife. He has no loicense for anything. Singhpringh took his girl. Both Norf FC and Souf FC lost this weekend. His steak and kidney pie was meatless today.