Thread 512199213

Why the FUCK is he like this??

>>512199213 (OP)
Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

>>512199389
You leave willow alone and don't let me hear you calling him the P word

I want to launch Warwick Davis from a trebuchet and measure the distance

>>512199213 (OP)
Stage 4 Midgitis

Personally? I’d karate chop Warwick Davis’ legs repeatedly until his bones break. Spreading them further and further with braces devising some rudimentary leg extension surgery to the best of my abilities. Holding the hobbit hostage until he’s obtained a new height of 6’0
Would he look like a freak? Undoubtedly so but my new creation will have earned him a level of respect not previously possible. At this point I’d set him free into the woods so as to hunt a slender man thin legged Warwick Davis; viciously and with veracity only seen in Vietnamese war tunnels

The woods would be littered with traps, notes of insults towards midgets; “How’s the weather up there dwarf?” I postulate and laugh due to his new height. He can do nothing but hobble away as his surgery has left him crippled-esque.
Eventually I will catch him and be the first man to do reverse height surgery after someone received height surgery. Though I’d go as far to make him shorter than before. His hips being directly attached to feet, moving him around like a South Park character. I’ll have him say Eric Cartman lines while I chew popcorn loudly and throw tomatoes at his poor performance.
You’d think im joking but I’d genuinely do these things because of my extreme and devout hate towards this “man”
He frustrates me with his busted teeth and perverse nose
Nothing gets me angrier than a Christmas elf acting as a comedian on would I lie to you
It pissed me off

Frankly I’ve been pushing for weapons bans and shilling on /pol/ for years solely to take away his few chances at defending himself.
You have nowhere to hide Davis
I will kick your little head like the beach ball of failed human you are.

Fuck you.

>>512200481
the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread in the catalog.

>>512199213 (OP)
I hope this Midge gets sliced in half by a Klingon Bat'leth. Indeed, that would be a good day to die.

I'm Wardick Davis, Warwick's nonafflicted Twin brother. You faggots better watch your ass. I've heard of the cowardly shenanigans you all have been partaking in here for years but it's gonna stop. You want to talk about rape, let's see how you'll like your asses reamed by my 13 inch cock. One might conclude whatever Warwick wasn't able to draw from in the womb, my own cellular formation took advantage of. I digress, the bullying stops now!