TWO BRITISH COLONELS CAPTURED BY RUSSIA

>>512201938 (OP)
Obvious AI you dumb cockroach

>>512201938 (OP)
You can tell it's not ai because they aren't pallid trannies.

AI cannot into real world definition.

>>512201938 (OP)
For their proof of life video they should make them say “a bottle of water”.

>super smooth pixels
AI

>>512201938 (OP)
Lol

Hang them publicly on red square.

>>512201938 (OP)
i like the floating passport. vatnigger FSB is so lazy they cant even prompt the AI correctly.

definitely not fake

>>512202214
The Handkerchief of Keef.

>>512202276
and lol at handcuffing them while they still have their backpacks on kek

floating passports and the whole composition, it's so bad that might as well be a false flag

I love how all /pol/cuck victories againts le globohomo are AI slop.

>>512201938 (OP)
they will not be exchanged because they never existed

>>512202359
f35 bigger than gaza

You looked!

>>512201938 (OP)
>british
not in todays world pal. they're probably seen as racists in england anyway

>>512201938 (OP)
brought to you by gpt-image-1 model

>>512201938 (OP)
Arthur British and Oliver England finally captured by the Russian War machine! Great day for the Kremlin!

>>512201938 (OP)
Looks like AI slop the image.
Kek with all this fake stories going around.
Im gonna trust this random twitter acount.

>>512201938 (OP)
ai slop

>>512202161
>heeheheee Y'all shud get dem tu say "a baddle av warder"

>>512201938 (OP)
They can't even afford a subscription to the good image models. Grim.

>>512201938 (OP)
It's obviously AI because they're white.

>>512202590
>They
Nothing from russian media on this. Its obviously a nafo troon post

>>512201938 (OP)
Kek the absolute state of twiter bots and fake acounts. God job Elon.
Even /pol/ is more trustworthy.

>>512201938 (OP)

>>512202749
Sure thing John from Texas oblast.

>>512201938 (OP)
AI

>>512201938 (OP)
They apparently also captured some senior MI6 official in the same operation. Solid bargaining chip for high level prisoner exchanges.

>>512201938 (OP)

AI photos can't even do basic lighting and reflections - shit is so terrible lololol - you're better off using unreal engine

>>512201938 (OP)
Russia is really losing if this is best they can come up with

>>512201938 (OP)
>the day when moskals started using crappy AI shit
oh boy, I never thought I would live to see the day when propaganda sank soooo fucking low

>>512203099
Is this him?

>>512201938 (OP)
looks like AI.
The story is probably true though, as the UK regime has said that they were kidnapped on holiday.

>>512201938 (OP)
Big if true

>>512201938 (OP)
>not one speck of dirt or imperfection
tweak that prompt a little , bro

>>512202359
The UK regime has admitted that they are prisoners.

>>512203215
They haven't shown a picture of him yet, I can't confirm or deny.

>>512201938 (OP)
only a turkroach will believe this

>>512203201
Why did the UK admit that they were "kidnapped"?

>>512203282
>regime
I really wish jeets would learn the fucking language.

>>512202276
>xitter nigger going by the name of jonathan swift is FSB

>>512203339
You got any news article for that? Perferably one that isn't RT.

>>512203339
No mainstream sources though

>https://eadaily.com/en/news/2025/08/04/these-are-not-tourists-two-british-colonels-were-captured-by-russian-special-forces

During the special operation on In Ukraine, Russian special forces captured two British officers on a mission, Colonels Edward Blake and Richard Carroll. This is reported by the Norwegian publication Steigan, indicating that London has been fighting against Russia for a long time.

This took the UK by surprise and became another proof that there is an indirect war in which Ukraine is assigned the role of a victim. Since the UK claims that it is not at war with Russia, these two officers should be considered "illegal combatants" and they do not fall under any of the international conventions on war.

>https://steigan.no/2025/08/storbritannias-hemmelige-krig-ulovlig-utplassering-av-britiske-offiserer-i-ukraina/

>>512202359
nobody here believed either of those things though, so you're just strawmanning

>>512203339
Where did they say that?

>>512202134
wtf is this real? how they make to cat hash brown

>>512201938 (OP)
seems legit

>>512203033
Are you retard?
I just checked RT and it was not reported there.
>call everyone a russian spy it will help ukraine win!
Cope and seethe faggot

>>512203495
I just told you its not being reported on RT.
Why are you being a lying faggot?

>>512201938 (OP)
Either you're a complete fucking spacker or a lying cunt. FOAD.

>>512202814
These entire accounts are automated. It's fucking wild.

>>512201938 (OP)
>make an obvious fake news
>claim that your opponent made it
that's old

The original source for this story is not that trustworth either

> Steigan.no
> He later founded the alternative news website Steigan.no that is described by mainstream Norwegian media as a platform of Russian propaganda, conspiracy theories, racism and transphobia

>>512203856
Yes and they interact with each other to drive up engagement. What can you do when even our own goverments are doing psyops on their own population, cant expect them to take disinformation seriously.

>https://www.coreinsightsintl.com/post/bulletin-russia-captures-active-duty-nato-military-officers-and-intel-agent-in-ukraine

>>512201938 (OP)
Oh wow. Such based Russia. Such chads.
If that was actually the case Russia would be nuked with no survivors.

>https://www.theinteldrop.org/2025/08/03/major-coverup-britain-is-raging-its-officers-were-captured-by-russian-special-forces-in-ochakiv-russian-fighters-penetrated-the-ukrainian-rear-in-boats-new-details/

On the same day, the British Foreign Office contacted the Russian Ministry of Defense through unofficial channels with a request for the return of British officers who had gone “missing” in Ukraine. London claims that their soldiers were on vacation and came to Ukraine for tourist purposes. They found themselves in Ochakiv completely by chance: they were interested in the history of the navy and wanted to visit the coast where battles took place during the Second World War.

However, instead of Ochakiv’s historical maps, the detained “tourists” found maps of strategic objects on Russian territory, Russian air defense plans, secret instructions on interaction with Ukrainian drone operators, as well as disks with encrypted data and records of negotiations with the British General Staff. That is why Russian Defense Minister Andrey Belousov allegedly replied to the British that their officers are not subject to exchange: the West will not return them in Red Cross planes. Russia will no longer tolerate covert interventions and hybrid provocations. Instead, he intends to bring British officers to justice for taking part in military actions against our country.

>>512204089
Ok Pablo.
How's the dodging ICE going?

>people still use Stable Diffusion

>>512204324
How does trying to find out if this story is true make me brown?
You troon shills need new talking points

>>512202359
You are Israeli

>>512203339
I'm ready to admit my mistake if any source would be provided. even RT one. thank you
p.s. that image is still a disgusting AI slop

>>512204267
Ask the 70.000 Polish mercenaries that got killed in 404. Ask the hundreds of German mercenaries, thousands of Baltics, hundreds of Americans and thousands of French mercenaries that got killed.

>>512201938 (OP)
That looks extremely fake

>>512204444
There are no mainstream sources

>>512204320
KeK. It's gulag time.
Captcha:
STRMR

>>512201938 (OP)
Dood, it's not even a good AI pic. kys fast

>>512204410
Statistically you are far likelier to be brown than white given your flag.
Your love for Russia only confirms it.

>>512204530
rumours on (((social media))) then? ok... seen thousands of such both on vatnik and hohol side, not buying it

>>512201938 (OP)
AI, but kind of impressed by the proper trigger discipline on the middle spetznaz

>>512204581
You live in glass house, dude. Same here and that's why I don't call people brown.

you have to be a fucking retard if you think russians give a shit about geneva convention

>>512204605
I did heard Daniel Davis mentioning something about it but he isn't 100% sure either. Scott Ritter said something about it too.

>>512204556
The Intel Drop is from Iceland.
At least I posted links to the story
Faggot

>>512203506
>eadaily
>steigan
Lol. Lmao.

>>512204708
Butt-hurt belter chimes in.

>>512204320
>SKAT-12 spetsnaz
>expects me to believe it

>>512203506
>>512203639

>muh nafo troons

EADaily
Owned by Boris Sorkin who operates multiple Kremlin propaganda rags

steigan.no
Owned by Pål Steigan - Norwegian turbo commie

>>512204853
As opposed to all the news outlets we have?

>>512204795
>from Iceland
>Military channels (Militarist, Krymsky Front and many others) inform
cease this jesting at once!!! I beg you

>>512204581
You are a faggot sucking Zelensky's cock.
Why do you shill for ukraine?
Troon shill

All I did was provide links and tried to give what search results say about the sources?
The fuck have you contributed to the thread?
Faggot

>>512201938 (OP)
>painfully obvious AI slop is painfully obvious

>>512204889
Fuck off with your strawman

TORTURE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM
WATERBOARD THEM
SOUNDING EXPERIMENTS

Reminder that lying is an integral part of pidor culture.

>>512201938 (OP)

I even my half blind grandmother could see than picture is fake.

>>512204810
you are naive nazi

>>512204795
just noticed -
>Iceland
>our troops captured le brits
>OUR
those nasty vikings are on the prowl again, I see! naughty boys!

>>512202359
this image was generated by kikes and posted by kikes just like every other fake image

>>512201938 (OP)
what in the fuck is going on with those rifles

why are they holding them the wrong way

what in the 9 hells is wrong with that hand guard

>>512201938 (OP)
Looks like they couldn't even get the AI to render passports and the documents -- they had to shoop them in afterwards kek

>>512204853
Why are you repeating what I said and pretending to expose me?

>>512203974

>>512204530

>>512204750
oh, the capture in itself is quite possible. and NATO ZOG has their military "advisors" there and they get splattered by KABs from time to time, I have no doubt of that. but this particular twatter shite? it's so fake it hurts. and if it were real, the would be no reason to post AI slop. you either keep it completely hush hush for backchannel negotiations or you plaster the captured suckers on all your channels.
there is no middle road in this. rumours don't cut it.

>>512203974
>Steigan.no that is described by mainstream Norwegian media as a platform of Russian propaganda
It's not though.
The guy is a real communist that thinks immigration hurt the native working class.

>>512202570
always wanted to hear an englishman say it.
Would you be so kind?
vocaroo.com

>>512201938 (OP)
This looks like AI.

>>512204994
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?
I never claimed the story was true am just putting up links and I CLEARLY said they are not mainstream or reliable.

>The Intel Drop ensures that the voices and events shaping our world are reported without interference or bias.

>Iceland’s strong commitment to press freedom and privacy provides the foundation for our work, allowing us to operate independently and without external pressures. This autonomy ensures that we remain accountable only to our readers and the truth.

>>512204685
Statistics for America and still FAR worse than the UK.
Chatgpt would have made those generals brown if it was prompted 'american'.
Don't like it Fritz? Try starting another war. See how you go.

>>512205170
Kinda weird how he got the scoop though

>>512204913
Ok Pablo. Thanks for your input. I ignored it. Now make me taco.

>>512205258
well, I'm sorry, I just reacted to what was in the article. and besides, you did wrote
>The Intel Drop is from Iceland.
which might be "technically" true, but the way the article is written
>OUR troops
I doubt that very much
but kudos for dropping a link, just don't go elaborating on it next time, without checking the source.

>>512201938 (OP)
AI pic,lol.

FINISH THEM

>>512204950
Ok Ranjeet. Calm down. Go drink your cow urine for serenity before you poop yourself.

>>512205361
Whats funny is you can be jailed for saying that in your shithole.
Nigger

>>512201938 (OP)

Nice AI-generated photo, faggot.

>>512205383
Fuck off retard shill
Now you are pretending I didnt post

>>512205258

>>512201938 (OP)
>AI slop

>>512201938 (OP)
>obvious dogshit AI thread that dumb niggers are still replying and bumping to
IGNORE AND SHIFT CLICK AI THREADS

>>512205403
>J0O ID
>Jeet flag
Can it get any worse for you?

>>512201938 (OP)
MUH HECKIN AI POW kek brown IQ

>>512204940
Whatever, dude. Keep sending your money to 404.

>>512201938 (OP)
It tried ...

>>512204978
It wasn't us that kept the swastika on the army flag until last year. It was your swampland.

>>512205503
are you alright, Vanka? calm your tits, because you're going off the tangent.
le freedumb of le (((press))) in Iceland doesn't enter into it, you fagfuck, the article clearly states Russian troops as "OUR". it is not something that ANY fucking Icelander would write.

>>512205138
I concur.

>>512205726
nice to see the occasional person in the sea of NPCs.

>>512205540
>Lost by 6 runs
Can it get any worse for you?

>>512201938 (OP)
Resorting to AI slop now?

>>512201938 (OP)
Can we get their names? The passports are right there, LMAO

>>512205707
*off on a tangent

>>512204954
yes

>>512205286
Oh no. You hit me in feelings with the war. No one gives a shit about it, faggot.

>>512205675
No one invited you, kike.

>>512205804
>14:1
that is so absurdly unrealistic that it's not funny. NAFO troons and vatniks are really a match made in hell - you deserve each other fully

>>512201938 (OP)
I believed this for a total of 1 second. I wish it was true though.

>>512201938 (OP)
https://x.com/SaneSceptic/status/1952105459718205770

>>512205920
shouldn't you be doing Meth whilst schizo LARPing about Norse gods taking turns fucking your ass or something?

>>512201938 (OP)
WOW IS THAT REAL

>>512206001
ooooh, somebody got butthurt badly. did your dilator got rusty?

is ai really being used now?
lol what fucking 3rd world golem will believe this?

>>512201938 (OP)

Watching this hoax spread LIVE on facebook as boomers don't know what AI Slop is.

>>512205794
I'm not English you filthy jeet.

>>512205856
We give a shit. We aren't trying to forget it.
Because we didn't lose.

>>512206001
Do you have a license for this comment?

>>512206066
>what fucking 3rd world golem will believe this?
All of them. Plenty examples in this thread.

>>512204893
why did the people in charge of your shithole go with an African flag

Captured NATO documents! Trust me, bro.

>>512206223
the extra S is for secret

>>512206156
The Soviets won whilst you were getting creamed.

>>512201938 (OP)
execute them

>>512206156
>Because we didn't lose.
are you really sure of that, Nigel. really? fuck me, your perception of reality is really askew if you call the absolute state of your bongland today a "win"...

>>512204472
ok I asked. They say it's better to die than to live in a world run by Russia or China.

>>512206214
because they are disgusting globohomo ZOG puppets, that's why. kinda obvious, init

>>512206298
Have at it. Hang yourself then.

>>512206223
just look at that "weapon"!!!!
btw, where're the pics from? source?!

It's over NATO! We have your secrets!

>>512206362

This is the AI slop channel bot accounts are screencapping to spread the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiMm6sn0tjY

>>512206001
>ass
reminder that every anglo flag is anything but an anglo. sad!

>>512201938 (OP)
>when shills sold you on the 1:14 experience

>>512201938 (OP)
God i hope they rape them
>we do it hardcore
Oh please ivan, fucking rape these traitor ZOGsluts, PLEASE

>>512201938 (OP)
Guys, why are Russians so smart? How do we defeat Russia when they easily capture British colonels?

>>512206453
oh gods! spare my arse because this vid will fuck my digestion

>>512203215
It's him!

>>512201938 (OP)

1) Looks like bad AI.
2) Even if it isnt the British army is pathetically weak now.
3) We shouldnt even be in ukraine. If only the public knew UK underwrote their entire debt to the IMF so Blackrock could lend.

>>512206263
With weapons we sent after years of us bombing your military production to cripple your forces......
Keep coping Fritz. I'm guessing you're a turk or a Syrian.

>>512201938 (OP)
That's obvious AI but they did capture some anglo kikes. Hopefully the Russians put some bullets in their skulls and send them back to Londonistan in pieces.

>>512206269
Why do your countrymen sleep in the flowerbeds of Bucharest during the day?
While your women come here to beg for change?

>>512201938 (OP)
The thing that worries me about this is were gonna be swimming in a sea that's 99.999℅ AI slop that's being shared, favourited, and commented on by AI bots.
We might end up at the point where only the old news gathering outlets like BBC and CNN are showing actual real events because they are sent someone there with a camera and a mic.
All this work dismantling the old narrative control system will be undone by jeets farming for clicks.

>>512206511
>With weapons we sent
weapons the Great Golem sent, not you. you were sent weapons from the Great Golem yourself.
p.s. yes, I know you made some token deliveries to judeo-bolsheviks, but that was just that - token. soviets would have collapsed if they had to rely on YOU for their lend-lease

You guys talking about AI ofc they wont show them after they beat them to a pulp and raped them maybe later sometime

>>512206535
>they did capture some anglo kikes.

Sure they did, John.

Sure they did.

>>512204708
>you have to be a fucking retard if you think anyone gives a shit about geneva convention
ftfy

Why do shitskins like russia shills love AI so much?

>>512206535
>but they did capture some anglo kikes
Post some evidence then you disgusting jeet

>>512206581
>your countrymen sleep in the flowerbeds of Bucharest during the day
... the wha...
did I just (you) a chatnigelgpt bot?

>>512206648
We paid for those weapons. We're not Romanians, we don't beg for freebies.

Also still waiting for the proof that Russia killed US ARMY NATO GENERALS in Mariupol and FRENCH GENDARMERIE OFFICERS

>>512201938 (OP)
Shouldnt this be an informal decleration of war by the UK?

>>512206800
>paid for them
with what? you don't have anything. you don't even have a country since Waterloo at least

>>512206760
I was in Bucharest. There were men sleeping in the concrete flowerbeds everywhere.
Ugly arse shit hole of a poverty stricken place.

>>512206806
>Also still waiting for the proof that Russia killed US ARMY NATO GENERALS in Mariupol and FRENCH GENDARMERIE OFFICERS
this!

>>512201938 (OP)
British are losers. Russia should liquidate the Anglo race

>>512206865

That's the best part about his hoax. Claiming russians captured British officers on Ukrainian soil and then pretending russia has any authority to trial them.

>>512206865
If they don't do it, then it means those are MERCS and thus NO WARCRIMES if glorious multiracial anti fascist Russia executes them!

>AI slop pic
>the most non-norwegian norwegian ever
people are so fucking stupid I swear
TZD

>>512206886
honestly - I don't give a fuck where gypos sleep. the thing you described is so outlandish that I honestly suspected you to be a bot.
>Bucharest
that is a very lame bait. quite beneath even you

>>512201938 (OP)
HOW MANY BORIS JOHNSONS DID THEY CAPTURE?

>AI pic

remember not to bunp this shity thread

only a shitty human being like russian or turk would post it. Op, you are an embarassement

>>512206267
>execute them
select the jpeg, hold Shift and press Delete

>>512202040
Not even ai, photoshop

>>512206962
You sound extra retarded
It has happened before


>A British man who was captured while fighting for Ukraine's armed forces has been jailed for 19 years by a Russian military court.

James Scott Rhys Anderson was reportedly captured in Russia's Kursk region last November, where Ukraine had launched a cross-border incursion, and was charged with terrorism and mercenary activity.

>>512205185
Not him, but here you go bruv.
https://voca.ro/13oZRDOYpFuk

Another day, another Russian lie.

>>512203594
A terrible accident

>>512207565

Are you claiming the colonel and lieutenant colonel were also just volunteers in the UAF?

>>512201938 (OP)
Yeah, and they say we're not in World War II right now. We already are.

>>512207565
>Russia is too big of a pussy to execute a brit literally killing russians on russian soil while claiming they will nuke Europe any day now
.

>>512201938 (OP)
>TWO BRITISH COLONELS

pic related are the two british colonels

>>512201938 (OP)
why are gen x britbongs such gayfo fucking niggers? i hope they sledgehammer their heads, fucking nigger kikserving faggots, i wish i could do it myself, FUCK KIKESERVING BRITNIGGERS

>>512201938 (OP)
ai generated image, I can tell by the pixels and from seeing a lot of roach slide threads in my time

>>512207953
No
I am saying this is a retarded statement
(Not that I am saying this story is true)

> Claiming russians captured British officers on Ukrainian soil and then pretending ru

>>512208028
>they say we're not in World War II right now
American education or esl? It's hard to tell.

>>512201938 (OP)
that looks like ai..

>>512208157
Russian law does not practice the death penalty, at least not officially

>>512208226
Where's my burrito you spic cunt? I ordered it 20m ago....

>>512206087
yo, wtf are these

>>512208864
those are covenant plasma pistols, very advanced stuff, you wouldn't get it

>>512202161
subtle kek

>>512201938 (OP)
britbros, our response?

>>512201938 (OP)
Holly fuck that's some sloppy AI

>>512208864
Ninja swords.

>>512201938 (OP)
Get better AI, retard.

>>512202359
>war with massive building sized fighter jets

woah hold on kino

>>512201938 (OP)
Good now Ruskies can torture them.

>>512209037

>>512201938 (OP)
Fake. Brits are brown and look like pakis

>>512208300
>Russian law
What does it say about presidential term limits?
Worth less than the paper I smear my ass with (it didnt give me AIDS)

>>512201938 (OP)
>Pathetic AI image
This AI video is more convincing than that piece of shit you've uploaded.

>>512210882
breddy good

>>512201938 (OP)
How come its 2 GloboHomo (apparently) Men?

Where's the She-Boons?

>>512211020

>>512203339
>>512203201
Gearge was talking about it here. but i cant find ANY prof it happed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3V0rYynklo

>>512207327
>indians can't afford AI anymore
Did their economy go down a GDP point?

>>512201938 (OP)
The passports look ridiculous.

>>512203242
>the UK regime
>Norwegian flag
Thirdie with a VPN can't even say 'British Goverment' as they can't comprehend not living under some king or dictator for life

>>512205032
>uhhh actually that was the kikes too! It's all the kikes!
this dude bites his tongue and insists Moshe did it to him lol

>>512212085
They're not even that colour anymore. That's the colour of UK-EU passports. Since Brexit, our passports are now dark blue.

>>512201938 (OP)
>retarded AI slop
>exact same retarded attention whoring turkroach
welcome to /spam/

>>512212265
Ok dumbass
NATO passports are brown

>>512201938 (OP)
>british
>neither of them brown
nice try AI

If they’re real then they should be expected.

>>512207938
He’s so happy bros…

>>512211467

>>512202040
lmao he got jebaited

>>512201938 (OP)
AI image retard
Go post that bait on boomer side of facebook, the 60+ crowd will fall for it

>>512201938 (OP)

reminder these are all hohol troll farms posing as 'russian'

>>512213520
show proofs

>>512209006
nigger, i play halo
should have said something like call of duty, that shit is trash

>>512201938 (OP)
Kill yourself Roach

>>512201938 (OP)
No one talks about it on ru tv

That means it fake

I have no idea if this OP image is supposed to be a demonstrative image or an actual "image" of it.
Look it would be funny as fuck capturing two british officers in ukraine but you have to actually show them

>>512215011
i spent 10 minutes of my life combing thru RT only to realize this is a thousand times over fair and gay

>>512215566
fake and gay, you fake and gay keyboard

>>512214716
there's nothing in call of duty that looks like that though retard, or at least I think there isn't because I haven't ever played that goyslop

>>512213895

it's part of hohol disinformation, they spam obvious fakes pretending to be the other side, then parade and ridicule it to discredit the supposed enemy and also to distract western audience from their own bullshit, it's how you end up with redditors calling videos of porkers being busified all over oinkraine ai or staged russian propaganda

>>512216941
Well Russians have been doing the same thing posing as nafo trannies and posting the more abhorrent shit you can imagine for years now.. at least I think they have been. Nobody could have that little self awareness... right??

> jew on twitter posts fake article that is then reposted by another jew on pol
see how the russians are lying anons ?

All these accounts are brown. Pro white pro kike pro whatever its just browns grifting. The internet needs to be compartmentalized.

>>512202570
You’d bottle that too like the young niglions

Fighting for who?

Away to fight Europeans while pisslamist invade and rape the UK children and the traitors on top silence the People.

>>512201938 (OP)
Why does all AI have that yellowish filter?