Thread 512204380

Watch criminals beg for freedom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn_Qy719YQg

>>512204380 (OP)
ty timer kept resetting on me

TYB

Pretty long docket today and tomorrow. I think it's 11 today and 15 tomorrow.

Pardon docket for today
I wonder why the board is only granting without firearm restoration - maybe they only want to give it back for people who have a legit need?

promptly pardon this pill popper, please

>>512204867
Lady was 9 years sober, I assume 9 years incarcerated. Board said the registration thing doesn't matter after 10 years anyway. Why not just grant it? These people don't want to do the paperwork.

TYB and good morning frens

Bumping I don't think most people knew there was a monday hearing

>>512205101
I was scrolling youtube and saw it. Searched "parole" and saw nothing, so I posted. >>512204451 this guy makes me think someone else was posting these but dropped the ball. I don't know. I mostly post garloid threads.

>You understand this is on youtube, right?
>I understand, and I'm hoping they don't watch this
kek

Prator shout-out!

>>512204976
>Why not just grant it?
Yeah, that's my thought too
It might just be a matter of policy on their end
If my boss told me "Only grant firearms if they have a real need" then that's what I'd do

>>512204982
>>512205238
>I'm hoping they don't watch this

>>512205358
kek

This guy sounds like he's a career criminal
I don't think Imma take a chance on him

>>512205350
It's a catch-22.
Under these conditions, there is a case to be made there will never be a real need for anyone to have a weapon. The prevailing document says "shall not be infringed." Any rule created to get between you and a handgun was designed to be abused.

>>512205512
"I beat my friend up because everyone else was doing it." is brain dead nigger behavior I wouldn't trust this retard with a sling shot.
Denied.

>>512205623
One lady voted to pardon w/ firearm rights restored lmfao

Next up: Leonard Nicholas
Aggravated Crime Against Nature, Manslaughter, Second Degree Murder

And of course, we get Kerry Myers here for this guy

uh oh, Kerry on the call. this guy must be a real sicko

>>512205661
I don't like her she says and does some stupid shit all the time

>>512205776
Be respectful, he's reading this thread

>>512205776
>And of course, we get Kerry Myers here for this guy
I both love and hate that they're reusing the same plot points this episode xD

>>512205854
Do you think there are others like you

>Crime I didn't do
Oh boy
What a piece of shit

this guy killed JFK? WTF

>Blames it all on the DA

Rookie move.

>>512205967
I never thought Trump would follow through with the "Release the JFK files" promise
I definitely never thought that it would be released through the Louisiana Parole Board hearings!

Did Kerry just say he was wrongfully convicted?!?

Wasn't expecting a louisiana parole thread on monday. This shit is always so chill with the parole frens.

How do these inmates get the money to pay off Kerry

>>512206134
Kerry just wants to see the world burn. He does it for free

>>512205101
I was surprised

This grandstanding lady ruined his case

Never mind, his argument brought me right back in.

The board seems convinced that it was a legit fuck-up on the original case, and they would know much better than we would
It's good to see justice served

Just like that, the co-conspirator and likely intellectual designer of JFK's death has just been released on parole.

NOT SO FAST

>>512204380 (OP)
You forgot to put lpbg in the subject line and I almost made a duplicate but thanks for baking nigga.

>Teleports behind you
Heh, nothing personal parolee

>>512206895
Do you think his last name is really iPad

>>512204867
Ah fuckin gay, they're all released. These are boring.

>>512205174
algeria and Colgate Extra Strength Whitening anons absent today

>>512206930
>Can I haz gun
>No
>Okay
Repeat

>>512207120
I think I'm sticking around to see if anyone gets their guns back.

Randy's plantation map is basically a neon sign that says FUCK NIGGERS isn't it?

>>512206178
Anon, (((people))) like Kerry do nothing for free. He gets massive amounts of taxpayer dollars to ruin LA.

>>512207513
The money comes from something like Kars 4 Kids but for Louisiana

>>512207594
Kikes 4 Konvicts?

Caught you sippin

Prator is playing some Puzzle and Dragon

>>512207713
kek

Uh oh we got a mumble mouth blackie and his bald headed wife

>>512206780
What was he saying about JFK? I tried going back to understand but I couldn't understand it.
>I am not a nigger

>Being stupid
No shit nigger

>>512208167
I was just following whatever earlier posters said. I don't listen to these retards.

>>512208167
He said he pled guilty to go home and he would have admitted to anything to go home including admitting to killing JFK.

Pete needs to hit the vending machine

Why??

>>512208442
Thanks, I thought I heard something to that effect. I was second guessing myself because we had that one guy who shot Barry Seal on the stream in the past.

Next up: Michael Thibodeaux
MALFEASANCE IN OFFICE; THEFT; FILING
FALSE PUBLIC RECORD; PERJURY

Ooh, we got a corrupt politician!

DENY!!!

How did this lispy midget make it out of prison and why does he have a wife?

This guy seems pretty peculiar.

>>512207724
Good catch

Parole approved already. Maybe gun rights restored.

>>512209639
wow, imagine how blessed you'd have to be to check this moment. Like the planets aligning.

>I've been knowin' him
always makes me laugh

ain't called the bill of needs ma'am

>why do you need the firearms?
What an un-American question

>>512210280
>You don't need anything, ma'am

>no sir
admirably brief and to the point. smart to not say anything more than he absolutely has to.

>>512209940
I fucking knew it. I'm good at this phrenology shit.

lol fucking chuck man

>im outdoorsy
I love hiking because its a whites only activity. I once saw a nigger with her mudshark GF ontop of a mountain. Ruined my whole day and this nigger did not want to be there.
The woods = NO NIGGER ZONES

>>512210483
I was in the Navy for 6 years, always incredibly bored and used to play a game inside my head. I would count the seconds in my head before I saw a nigger. Like I would do this so often it was instinctual. The entire time I would do it, I would cadence the word "nigger" to make sure I was keeping time. One one nigger, two two nigger, etc.

>>512210636
Sounds like autism but pretty funny.

>>512210636
kek

>>512210811
There was a lot of autism in my rate. One guy I knew used to lightglove in berthing in front of the mirror when people were trying to sleep. He would do this for hours, or pace back and forth, refusing to sleep. He ended up going to military prison for a year for LSD, I kept in contact with him for a while afterwards. I stopped talking to him because he tortures mice he finds in his apartment and it eventually turned me off too much from the bullshit.

https://time.com/4187553/boy-gun-grandma-pilow-new-orleans/
>3-Year-Old Boy Killed After Gun Under Grandma’s Pillow Goes Off

>>512210981
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/guard-will-not-face-jail-time-in-grandsons-gun-death/

>>512210981
Hell naw this big lummox bitch is an instant deny

that was a quick one

>>512210981
>>512211098
>>512211118
Could you fucking imagine if they granted her firearms rights back? They're already telling her she has a chance in the future.

Anyone wanna guess Jamasha's race??

I think they're going to find a problem with this next guy

They never want to admit they're watching themselves on Youtube

he's no Ice Cube

This guy is using an AI written script. I can tell.

>if i may
nigger she literally just told you to

if you need help to pass the GED test you need a lot more help than that.

>>512211591
They don't know what certain words and phrases mean. They just think they make them sound refined and repeat them.

>>512211588
Checked and I know, right. You can see his eyes scanning as he reads the script. Fucking tutors, man.

>>512211682
lol case in point

The Parole/Pardon nazis caught on to him. I think they know.

>Well prepared
LOL she knows he was reading some bullshit and then corrected his dumb ass.

>>512210966
>he tortures mice
Yeah that's fucked bro. Gotta assume there's something more broadly wrong with someone like that.

>>512211682
lol case in point
>>512211588
yep

I can hear the —s in the speeches they're reading off

>>512211688
>>512211588
Spoopy

This nigga thought he could dress like Theo Huxtable and get over

>>512211765
>>512211802
what the hell
how did it post half of what i wrote? never had that before. did i get half the captcha right or what?

>>512211869
nice

>>512204982
Holy shit, they got Bill Cutting!

>>512211869
We love our 8's, don't we, folks.

If this double AI script works, it's made me a little bit more powerful if I ever find myself in their position.

......is she done talking yet?
Also good morning fine gentlemen, how are we today?

I hope after all this script reading bullshit, they have a short meeting, and they deny him kek

>>512212004
I mean if ChatGPT can help me do a resume and cover letter to get a job why not use it to get a pardon?

>So you admit to the crime?
>So...
Wrong answer

>so you admit to the crime?
>soo...

gottem. No parole. The rhetoric falls apart without the script.

>folks i should not have been associating with
>involved in some things
gang member?

>>512204380 (OP)
Been seeing this thread, first time here. I did not know these were on YouTube, wonder if I'll recognize anyone or the facilities.
I did time in LDPS&C, AMA.

this dude is dishonest
DENIED
next.

Should have asked the AI on how to answer the "did you do it" question. Dumbass.

>>512212192
you cell mates with Pawdaddy?

>>512205482
His hair outline looks like a happy chimp with elvis hair.

>>512212192
is the grand prize for this really just a hundred bucks in the commissary?

>has kid visit him each week
>doesn't want to see them anymore because they asked to many questions and made him feel bad
What a faggot

>>512212192
did you ever get a 21

Of course Chucky votes to grant with restoration of firearms

>>512212258
Name doesn't ring a bell. I did share dorms with some pretty notorious people in many facilities.
It looks like everyone in the docket is doing time places I never made it. kek.

>>512212192
Your case has been assigned to OP. Before he asks you the questions, tell us your DOC number, what you did and why we should grant you a pardon.

>>512212075
In my personal opinion, being caught up with the law holds importance above almost all else, and in that situation rhetoric is so incredibly important. The correct answer is usually to shut the fuck up and get your lawyer. In this situation, the consequence of fraudulent rhetoric is what we've just witnessed. He got caught out using words that weren't his, and that's the only thing you have in this position. People don't like when you're trying to fool them, the risk you're taking is that the person you're talking to is too dumb to notice.

However, this guy just got parole granted. I hate society.

based prator

go on with your bad self Prator
fuck this dishonest nigger

Just say you did it dummy

>>512212432
Yeah I wonder what he thought he had to gain from being a fuckin weirdo about it.

>>512212419
>based prator
And Sheryl backs him up
Denied bitch

WOMP WOMP

talked himself out of an easy win by hemming and hawing and being a nigger in general. can't polish a turd.

>>512212293
It's changed over the years. Most guys do it for bragging rights. Angola is it's own little fucked up world. If you manage to be one of the trustees working the cattle and horses and you're country AF you've basically got it made. Never even see a fence all day.

Armed robbery. Dishonest to the parole board. Jewish in appearance.

ALMOST got his gun rights back. Parole granted. Fuck.

Nigga looked like one of the puppets from The PJs Projects

>>512212432
at all times, the felon must never be honest
the felon must at all times maintain that he "din du nuffin"

>>512212491
Do they need a unanimous vote for these ones? I can never remember the rules.

>>512212519
Nah m8 he was denied.

>>512212519
>>512212417
Wait, I misheard. I thought I heard 3 yays. His parole was denied. Someone approved with gun rights, and I heard another approval and I got stupid silly. I'm sorry.

>>512212311
Nope. Also, DB court and "street charges," in most camp are just a joke. They're incredibly selective about who they charge for what.

>>512212499
seriously
all he had to do was say that he got caught up in a bad deal and that he learned his lesson

>>512212192
Oh wow. We are newfren friendly here. You could give us some valuable insight. Start with Pawdaddy to understand how these threads got traction. A few select others as well.
Pawdaddy: https://youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653
Pawmomma: The Wiccan Witch of Molest https://youtu.be/llJxSSt9nC8?t=3135
Man has sex w/son and impregnates/marries 14yo https://youtu.be/CnqrgR9kT7w?t=553

Bitch got antennas.

>>512212413
That's all between me, God and the State of Louisiana.

Uh oh she has the "I have a job" costume on
She is either some low level medical grunt or does nail and eyebrows at a spa

After the dust settled, I think we can all agree that his AI script tanked him. He lost his element of adaptability.

>>512212649
don't forget the mexican who said the ten year old gave him herpes. or was she twelve?

>>512212649
Na dude that's too heavy to start off with. I like the guy who got revoked because he sent his ex a $500 cash app request 'for a broken heart' and she got him arrested for violating a no-contact order

I see a car logo on her shirt
>blaming her baby daddy
Oh they're either going to not like that or give her a pussy pass

imagine the smell

>>512212710
yea there are way to many retards who buy into the hype around so called "AI".

>I don't know what cop out meant, I'm 17 years old
Jesus Christ

Also, she's getting all animated and sounding pissed about this
I don't like her chances

>>512212799
Bitch has her forehead, shinning!

>>512212824
>way to many retards
>to

>>512212915
We're all a little retarded sometimes, anon

fucking lol they started fighting in the courthouse

pure genius

>>512212723
She was 12, but looked 11, kek. I felt bad for the translator that day.

>>512212771
This one? Also, the bed bugs to sex slave wasn't shabby.
The Broken-Hearted Whoremonger https://youtu.be/2suGkIIEooo?t=2498
From bed bugs to sex slave https://youtu.be/JZ0EDaZmwhQ?t=4325

>>512212723
Do you have the video? I actually did time with someone who should still be down for that. He worked as a cook somewhere I was at.

>>512213000
checked and bedbug sex slave nephew molester is a classic.

you could tell he was about to tell a hell of a story just from how he started out but shit i did NOT expect it to go there.

>>512213000
>>512213014
Fuck, forgot link
SpicDaddy blames 12yo stepdaughter for the herpes https://youtu.be/hdViONbWQpA?t=6027

>>512213014
It was this guy

>Have you done any community service?
>I may have in the past
>I have no further questions
Holy shit they all had enough with that shit.

>>512213000
>>512212192
Allen's not a bad place to do time as far as smaller camps go, actually.

>>512213116
Jamasha was the viewer's choice so this is a huge upset to the community

>>512213014
there is a kindly anon who faithfully archives all the best hearings. the master list is long indeed. but it's in there somewhere.

>>512213084
Nope, wrong guy. Other dude was a lot younger himself.

>>512213116
In a round about way she said "She dindu nuffin" and blamed the boyfriend/baby daddy who she continued to have a relationship with after the incident.
So yeah they weren't going to grant her.

>>512213000
>>512213073
>the bed bugs to sex slave
Yes absolutely.
>Well I had bedbugs and no money so I decided to go on Craigslist and become a ssex lave for someone

For such a stacked docket, this is going by pretty quick.

>>512213394
KEK

lol of all the times for the camera to pick him up it's when he's plucking a nose hair or something

how are we doing today bros?

First name as a last name
You know this guy is a piece of shit.
>Watching himself on Youtube
Yep, a real low life.

These threads are so fucking cruel. Just watching and laughing at peoples misery.

and he doesn't know what time it is literally fucking lol

>Nog has to wake up early for a change
>Immediately thinks it's past noon

Why did she care about the "good afternoon" enough to comment on it twice?

Guy didn't know that it was afternoon yet. He's so fucked. I feel bad for him, too.

>>512212192
I'm seeing tons of crash-dummies on this docket so far. But y'all sent me down a rabbit hole; I'm looking at all these old streams, lmao.
But one thing's for sure, the only thing cringier than the people going through the hearing are the ones giving them.
DOC people have this energy that's gross. Cold, reptilian, just disgusting.
That's the worst part about prison time for me. Realizing the people holding the keys aren't that much better than the folks in the cages.

>>512213562
wasn't*

>>512212799
I want a black girlfriend with medium sass bros.
>I want to touch the hair ;_;

He's taking the wrong crowd angle

>>512213527
>upset at people enjoying a freakshow
do you say the same about kardashian fans or regular views of the "real" housewives of wherever or teen mom?

CHIRP ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>512213527
I'll have you know, RObro, that we are a refined gathering of professional gentlemen merely providing insightful and jovial commentary on the state of delinquents seeking clemency from the State of Louisiana. We are not responsible for their crimes; we merely observe and record in a public forum.

>>512213562
I like him so far. He seems genuine at least.
But they call 'em, "Con Men," for a reason.

>>512213203
BTW, we got tits on stream fairly recently

This guy dressed much sharper than he speaks. Other than the "afternoon" crisis, I would grant him parole with firearm rights based solely on his legal strategy.

>>512213576
prison is where society puts the people it doesn't want anywhere else. that includes the staff.

>guy admits to habitually speeding
Uh huh.

Stop speeding dummy
Simple as that

>>512213717
when boobanon is here we get titty city up in this piece

>>512213758
You don't have to tell me.
There's a lot of people who really don't deserve that shit or to be in there.

Nigga is dealing with that Trans-whatever gang lmao

>If I get a speeding ticket, they find my record, so they make me get out and search the car
So don't speed?

>>512213814
Bros really out here thinking cops don't harass known felons for something to do.

This nigga likes drunk driving.

>self reports speeding all the time
>has DWIs
>blames the cops for racism
Bro is cooked

>racial profiling
LA Parole Board doesn't think that's wrong. The only good thing about most White people in DOC is they're unfathomably racially conscious.
>drunk-ass hillbilly asking questions about people's DWI
Look buddy, I get it: you never have to worry about a ticket or being pulled over. I'm tired of thinking that people drinking is such an unfathomably awful thing.
Besides, most of the state is rural. You ever tried to call a cab from a town when you live in Bumfuck?

He's starting to sound sovereign

>>512213896
i've had my own brushes with the law, narrowly avoided becoming a felon over some total bullshit. it's a system of the lawyers, for the lawyers, and by the lawyers (judges are just jumped up lawyers in funny costumes). it could certainly be worse than it is, but it is in no way shape or form "good".

>>512214019
Step 1 Dealing with LA Government: Never insinuate they are ever wrong about anything. You basically have to stroke the shaft, swallow the balls and gargle the gravy to even have a chance of going somewhere.

Did y'all catch his little grin when Prator called out his bullshit on this being dismissed because the cop didn't show up? Fucking jig.

This guy is a complete retard.

>>512214239
Prator being a former cop and I think chief he probably too offense to accusing a cop of racial profiling

>>512214239
lol i assume he doesn't realize he's talking to a retired cop

>>512214129
>"I'm not SAYIN' it's RAWWWNG, I'm sayin' it's NAWT ON THA PAY-PER"
>We only take our own word in terms of investigation concerning our own actions, but we always bring our full weight into anything you do we think you shouldn't do.
Then crash-outs like Terrance here make anyone who complains about the power of the system look and sound like these ass-clowns.

This was a good hearing - I love it when they try to bullshit their way through their official arrest record

He reminds me of that one youtube nerd nigger if he was older

God I hate all this bullshit about alcohol. You basically get barred from all adult socialization in this state because you're a felon. What a load of shit. Normies look at people sketchy if they don't drink and they're serving alcohol unless you're an elderly woman or a kid.

>>512214438
Because cops always tell the truth and don't snooze through paperwork.

I stopped feeling bad for him. Everyone hated that guy.

>Chucky grants
I want him on my panel if I'm ever in front of the board. He just doesn't give a damn.

>>512204380 (OP)
Terrence with 6 DWIs was DENIED!

>>512214303
>>512214311
Fucking idiot. He should have done just a little more research, but we all know that is a non-starter kek

>>512214450
You seem pretty peeved there Mr. Lahey

just go there anons. what was he trying to have pardoned after six fucking duis?

Watching Boomers use any kind of computer is the most torturous thing in the word.

Why do they move mouses like if they move it over the wrong thing or click something it'll explode?

>>512214686
His original conviction was
PWID Schedule II: Cocaine; Distribution of
Schedule II: Cocaine

Got ourselves a Big Rig Nig

>>512214450
Welcome to the justice system. I got 5 years probation + ankle monitor over a nothing burger, and having people treat me as a pseudo pedophile sex offender drove me to insanity. I’m not even on house arrest but I’d rather stay at home 24/7 than go outside and get judged for a crime I did not commit.

>>512214450
What if you don't drink because your folks had the problem?

>>512214644
Not the first time I've been compared to a Trailer Park Boys character.

Presenting himself in front of the board while taking a break from work?
INCREDIBLE strategy. He can not lose.

>>512214686
he was trying to say that the last DUI wasn't really a DUI cause he wasn't drunk or high he just refused to take the breathalizer because he felt the cops had unjustly pulled him over. then he told prator that cops stole from him and beat him and racially profiled him. it didn't work.

>>512214748
You don't have to tell me, broham. I already know.

>>512214748
>a nothing burger
>people treat me as a pseudo pedophile sex offender.
Story time?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

>>512214799
Genius, 10/10. Did not skip work to make his hearing. Definitely taking a note on this one.

>>512214866
Also story time?

>stole some games when he was young
>did some time
>went to the military, drives trucks, wants to be a cop
Grant.
Super Mario was a must have game at the time.

>>512214868
>well, sir, it all started with this 2000 year old vampire...

5 DUI's should get you the death penalty.

just once before i kick the bucket i wanna see someone crash during a hearing

WE GOT A HOT CAM BOYS, UH OH

>>512213000
kek yes nice finds
>I'm guilty of a broken heart <3

>Simple mistake at 17
>Did a stint
>Cleaned his act up and served for 20 years
>Zero issues from his release to now
>Articulate, well spoken, and professional
>Calls in while at work
Incredibly based.

>>512214912
Mine was deserved. I'm just fucking angry that's what my life is now, can't speak for Ankle Monitor guy.

>>512215057
The board members are going to be riding this high for weeks

>>512215028
the honorable cedrick p niggerjudge or whatever his name is had a guy appear for a suspended license on a zoom while driving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiB7u8-qRXE

Is this nigga wearing his prom outfit?! The fuck lmao

>>512215057
One of the good ones.

This man has hurt children on the internet

>>512215091
Won't you tell your fellow/lpbg/ parolees the story?

Why is he dressed like he's headed to the high school dance

>>512215105
The only place the Paternalistic Southern attitude toward Blacks still exist is in the DOC system. That's not just LA, all Southern states.
They jerk it so hard to helping some Poor Nigger.
White boys, on the other hand...

Chirp potential is Moderate

Chirps aplenty https://youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811
Chirp https://youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289
Dueling chirps https://youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799
Chirp https://youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737
Schizo Chirp https://youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309
First chirps aplenty of 2025 https://youtu.be/1JmDmUMtUDY?t=861
Chirps (2/10/25) https://youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173
Chirps aplenty (7/22/2025) https://youtu.be/0jtOze_CHZI?t=1983

>>512215171
Lawyers are usually eccentric as fuck and have, "Fuck you," money.

damn akrya is stacked. boobanon where are you? WE NEED YOU DAMMIT

>>512215214
Another time. I get sick of having to tell the story when it comes up.

Okay frens, hear me out, but Akrya.

prator has a hotel?

>>512215159
yes i remember that one. in one hearing here there was a nigger driving one of my employers competitors trucks and i have never wanted a crash more in my life

>>512215363
yea.

>>512215301
This is more like the "prom night dumpster baby' fit.

>>512215368
It's a joke people use a lot in LA when talking about Parish Jails or Correctional Centers. He means he was incarcerated in the jail in the parish he was a LEO in.

>invite a girl to church
i did not know you could do this

>>512215394
I cannot bring myself to sleep with a Black girl.
Prison made me despise all aspects of Black culture to a level people that have been incarcerated can't even imagine.

She looks like one of those fish with the swollen foreheads

Hmmm..
I think Fuck, Kill, Marry in that order

He got a security clearance?

>>512215459
Genuinely curious what his denomination is.

>>512215447
oh duh. that makes a lot more sense lol.

>>512215536
i concur with my colleague

>>512215533
Checked and kekd. Got those wide eyes like that sheboon who played in the Little Mermaid.

this is a hearing for a pardon about the other guy right? of course, a woman shifts attention to herself ahead of anyone else.

is his lawyer wearing a tuxedo?

People who mention "I have a high school diploma" are prime example of under achievers.
That's not an accomplishment. You're suppose to have one by default.

>>512215546
I wanna know how he managed that myself. I have a violent criminal conviction and I couldn't even get a TWIC.
There was no reason I shouldn't have been able to get one according to what was written in black and white, still couldn't.
Fucking 200-something dollar application fee and the gas I spent to go down to apply straight down the toilet. I was so sure I was gonna get it I didn't even open it until I got ready to apply for a job.

>>512215690
nah just a very old fashioned lawyer outfit. would have been a normal sight in court back when Matlock was a young man.

>>512215729
These are obviously high achieving black people capable of higher education, too.

this nigga zesty

>>512215904
You made me exhale out of both nostrils

>>512215690
He's wanting to ask Meemaw to prom.

>>512215856
Devry doesn't count

>>512215856
Yeah, not like there's millions of dollars in grants or hundreds of federal and state programs just for Black people to take advantage of.
I don't mean to bring politics into this but as a White felon it's something I deal with all the time.
Also: behind every Normie Black family is some cousin in prison who got them all most of their money selling dope.
Ask how I know.

cybersecurity? is this the notorious hacker known as 4chainz?

>>512215978
You can tell by looking at Tamika. She has the divine spark.

>>512215536
Marry, Kill, Fuck
>>512215623
Unfortunately you need unanimous, at 12:05pm today your parole has been revoked

I hate how bitches like this will justify their horrid prison conditions by rationalizing it as, "Scaring People Straight."
I literally wish we would go back to executing most people for crimes. It would be more humane than what goes on in these places today.

>>512216225

New thread, will be done soon.

>DOC# starts with a 2
That guy saw some shit.

son of a...

>>512216250
Wow nevermind, fuck me then.

>Wait for 10 year cleansing period to be eligible for pardon
>Don't show up for the hearing
Wow

>>512216250
rugpulled kek

>>512216297
he's probably driving around Baton Rouge right now trying to find this "Zoom" place.

>>512216366
>>512216119
Kek xD

>>512215988
>Ask how I know.
I don't doubt you at all.

>>512215988
BTW, we will be on again tomorrow at 9 Central for parole hearings. Maybe some revocations if we are lucky. Also, we made the print version of the NYT.