Thread 512221393

I am sad and in need of desperate resuscitation

>>512222247
Man i thought that was a random passerby that saw the fire then ran to a nearby watersource and put out the fire with his backpack.
And i was like
>damn thats smart and based
And then it went on

This is a real movie with a killer themesong

>>512222184
Not sure which one is scarier, this or the nurses

>>512221625
Is that meme a lefty kike creation or ironic?

>>512221625
The glow

the sandworm represents the jewish fear of an uncircumcised penis

>>512222677
Wood. Also the girl.

>>512221668
i need christ to not rape animals
go kiss nigger feet

>>512222760
riding the sandworm symbolizes controlling your urges

>>512222885
> i need christ to not rape animals
Apparently people do. And also to not burn children alive.

>>512222184
I hope every fucking niggers house in america burns down because of these fat cunts

>>512222653
Yes.
its /pol/ -- its both.

>>512222474
Did this retard go to Chick-fil-A and then complain about being preached to?

>>512222133
>if you need a firefighter's help you're fucked
Yeah, that's precisely the problem with deis.

>>512222893
This shit is topkek

Kotbirbkot

>>512221393 (OP)


This ai movie of her performance always makes me laugh.

>>512221625
>total perversion - the meme

J3B NO!

>>512222885
Ok neckbeard, i will pray for you to be able to regrow your foreskin

>>512221393 (OP)
Yup .that was awful.

>>512223382
I tried, i dont get it

>>512222426
>dance wagies, DANCE I said!
Only cucks those with a broken spirit could ever work at Walmart.

>>512222685
We need to go back

>>512222474
>without my consent
when you agreed to transact money for their product that's consent
ffs are lefties really this stupid

>>512223850
I don't have prime. What happened?

>>512222893
Who fucking makes these kek

>>512224800
Its not available, maybe not outside the us

>>512221625
>We at 4chan
>Nazi Pepe the Frog
Glowie meme glows brightly.
>>512222013
What?

>>512222885
Why is the religion of atheism so easily triggered?

>>512224800
Well maybe the fact its not available is the real show of jewish power?
Or maybe the frens we made along the way?

>>512222885
Start using your brain, retard. In a society with no god, how do you justify not fucking animals? "I don't like it so no one should"?
Your local "scientist" decides animals can consent, now what. Everyone around you fucks animals, what do you say? What CAN you say besides "let people do what they want in their bedrooms"?

"Holiness" and "sanctity" are not impositions by a magical sky fairy. In case you didn't notice god doesn't come down from the sky and tell you what to do every week. "Holiness" is about deciding that a moral cannot be debated or argued. It's holy, stfu.
Now christianity has been a disaster. On christianity european births have stagnated for 2000 years vs the likes of India or China who went from 300 million to 1.5 billion in DECADES. The romans married girls at 11 for good reason. They had their own holiness and sanctity ideas, like the virgin vestals. Luckily some Amish orders have solved that issue and get a tfr of 10 without marrying 11 year olds. Not all of them though. But at least we have choices. And just like the women issue, with religion you can solve pretty much all social issues by just dumping a barefoot dude in a crowd to preach.

>>512223850
pretty sure it's a video of a child from the waist up during circumcision.

>>512225147
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/jmN5vCH5n3A8

>>512222141
I love these

>>512223182
that's in-n-out

>>512223574
What if it doesn't?

>>512223427
holy kek saving this one

>>512222893
I'd play this game.

>>512223905
Her arm looks like a giant dick sticking out of her cup at first glance

>>512222893
Classic

>>512222133
Yeah...this seems like parody, but somehow it isn't.

>>512229473
i know for a fact this guy gets feet pics from underaged girls

>>512226785
>how do you justify not fucking animals?
yucky smelly boring humping
>Everyone around you fucks animals, what do you say?
y'all yucky, how can you choose to jerk off using a filthy animal when there's so many different onaholes

>>512222893
I had to pause this like five times because I was laughing so hard

>>512222677
That homeless nigger has the correct expression.

>>512222885
Normies are retards who need moral guardrails. Liberate them at your own peril.

>>512222133
> Help my house is on fire!
> No. YOU can't help me. You. Don't understand my situation you disgusting white male! Only a black lesbian can understand the trauma I'm going through watching my section 8 rental and my stolen possessions inside of it going up in flames.

>>512221625
All jrws should be gassed

>>512221973
>33
Yeah, sure

>>512222426
Lol dance monkeys dance

>>512223181
kek

>>512228645
It will, trust me

>>512230002
kek saved

>>512223147
Me too but a couple high calorie humans have nothing to do with it I just love roasted nigger

>>512230736
>fully male
>tranny leg
Yes, that leg is the one the doggie humps.

>>512229770
Based

>>512223905
wagie, after the dance is done I need you to hit up the men's room with a bucket and sponge someone really shidded up the joint

>>512230502
Based, what an ungrateful faggot

>>512230467
Holy shit, I just got the joke. You're a leaf and you're posting shit tier lefty memes to ruin the thread. This is like the next level blessing. Forgive me, carry on

>>512222133
>He got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire
Incredible.

>>512229980
I dream of xxx ( loving) her while smelling 30 Nafo trannies burning in a pool of diesel.

>>512231846
Kek what kind of absolute faggot makes this garbage

>>512231690
PFFFFT hahahahaha this one got me

>>512221625
Based.

>>512230791
There is something physically revolting about grown men using the word tummy

>>512222474
I'm forced to see the gay flag without my consent

>>512222893
Old but gold

>>512221668
I thought this was a settled issue

>>512222885
Buddy, the guy who wrote the peta 'constitution' advocates for fucking animals. Now I'm no religious guy, but when my kike philosophy professor had us read some of his stuff, I felt compelled to tell the rest of the class what the author actually thought about animal rights.

>>512222731
Any anons remember the day a pedo posted that "my child can consent" video on youtube and within a few hours he was doxed fired and arrested. Days like that are why we are shilled so hard..so is picrel

>>512231846
>>512231918
This but unironically

>>512222487
can someone translate?

>>512221625
Why isn't there a tracking pixel on it? Sloppy job Mossad

guys, I need that meme where two friends are talking when a third one arrives and they say: 'hey fag', etc. and when he leaves, the friends say: 'great guy', while the girls do the opposite when another girl arrives and leaves. thanks!

>>512224340
>We need to go back
Impossible, only forward.
Accelerate.

>>512233712
Holy shit. War breaks and I should hide behind her, but not too close so she doesn't fall on top of me.

>>512233791
>The only way out is thru.

>>512225065
I know knowledge of geography isn't your country's greatest strength, but NZ is an actual country and is about 0.2% Jewish.

>>512232378
Ok sure. Meanwhile, back in reality…

>>512230552
But it's just stretching skin. Its not producing new nerve endings.

It may help sensitize the head.

Circumcised men are all virgins as they have never experienced sex.

>>512229347
Wow no way you must be like a genius or something noone has ever noticed that before thank you.

>>512233906
whatever dogfucker

>>512222861
Holy shit it just keeps getting more cringe

>>512233994
Is this all Canada has is this supposed to make me feel bad or something? you stupid snow nigger

Gisèle Littman and her book are more based than all of modern pol combined. Now call me Rabbi or whatever all of my forefathers, who you try to copy ideologically, would agree with me.

>>512223427
how did she not win with this routine?!

>>512230791
>>512230948
Lactose intolerance is a skill issue. Only a small minority of people have genetic tolerance to lactose. The overwhelming majority get it from their gut biome. Taking probiotics and weaning yourself onto milk is sufficient.

>>512221973
Funny when people think the olympics was a disaster for Germany because some nigger won one event

>>512230948
>black woman eats ice-cream and gets diarrhoea because she is lactose intolerant
I am hispanic and lactose intolerant when I drink pasteurised milk but I have no problems when I consume cheese, yogurt, or kefir.

>>512229770
Would be based if it were feet pics

>>512221625
Sam Hyde tier post meta irony bait.

>>512234767
Fermented dairy has less lactose because it is consumed by the fermenting agent as food. Regardless you need to up your milk game if you are lactose intolerant.

>>512230552
I'm not even sure this would work
Cellular stretching is one of the only real ways to make your dick longer (if you exert a stretching force on a cell, it splits and makes 2 cells, eventually making more material....very, very, very slowly)
But your foreskin needs to be tight-ish around your head...wouldn't that just somehow make like a loose flesh bag that wouldn't close around the head?

>>512229350
kek the monkeh pic
fucking shit ass NAFO shill memes, they just keep doing it because otherwise they get sent to die kek

>>512230002
Based

>>512231846
Fixed it, now it's more accurate.

>>512231846
Yes, those are all correct. At least bless the thread with the leaf pasta if you’re going to shit it up

>>512229806
Thanks for confirming my point. You'll just impotently fumble while people around you fuck animals, kids etc. Just like happens now with the underage troonings, gay prides, muslim rape gangs etc. You just sit like a retard and go "nothing i can do" because religion has been neutered.
Deus vult shotgunning down every fag you see, that's real christianity. In fact all you have to do is stand on a street corner and keep repeating that fags rape kids and go to hell. Then people who naturally hate fags will repeat what you say even if they don't believe in god. But ultimately your morality wins. It's that simple. With no religion, degenerate morality wins in the same way

>>512222474
>Without my consent
You consented when you purchased the drink. If you don't want a cup with a bible verse.... Don't buy the cup with a bible verse

>>512230002
..^
^...^

> preemptive fuck!!

>>512232570
Sad we don’t have the part when someone inevitably loses a limb

>>512231752
I'd like to point out for as unhinged as this guy acts and was treated HE WAS RIGHT

>>512230587
This literally happened to me

>>512233906
Based dog

>>512234537
>The overwhelming majority of persons with lactose intolerance get it from their gut biome. Taking probiotics and weaning yourself onto milk is sufficient.

>>512235025
>a fermenting agent breaks down lactose

I used to eat less than 100 grams of protein per day. I started eating more protein; on a good day I eat about 150g of protein and some days only above 100g. I would consume milk or cream and I would not feel the effects of lactose intolerance; not even gas. My guess is that the large amounts of protein changes the stomach. I am not sure what happens or how to describe it. Yes you are right, a person's tolerance to lactose can increase.

>>512231553
This comic is the best explanation for transexuality i've ever seen

>>512231804
Gender is sociology, not biology

>>512221625
bizarro /pol/

>>512221625
look mom i posted it, again!

>>512231553
I learned from reddit that you dont feed bears because they are "cute" and that you can put turtle cousins into the fridge for hibernation.

>>512230832
>mucho texto
evil cannot create

>>512231846
raping and beating women sounds pretty acceptable right about this side of 2020

>>512221393 (OP)
Does anyone have the full Raygun video? I swear that shit is lost media because the Aussie glowies have the power to delete videos.

>>512234564
>rocking back and forth
Is he okay?

>>512231462
It's not.
>If man, then political
>If A, then B
>B is true
>Doesn't mean A is true.
>I.E: If there is fire, then there is oxygen
>There is oxygen
>Can't conclude there is fire from previous statement

>>512222474
that little dog is about to snatch xer food, i can see it in his eyes

>>512227130
They recieved two educations, are they doing two jobs?

>>512236848
Thats the joke.

>>512221393 (OP)
I just noticed that "The Kangaroo" stance looks suspiciously a lot like a move from the 1982 "Thriller" zombie dance.

>>512223574
That’s not funny it’s just sad

>>512223427
The part where she turns into a big dick mushroom and rotates over the bulge was really good.

>>512230736
my dad says i throw like a girl, so this chart explains a lot. thanks man!

Stop clicking on slop...

Shit pedo thread

You're all wasting bump limit for talking. Post sth or GTFO.

>>512235600
Revelation 22:11

Boomerism is a cancer (pic related)

>>512221625
I laughed so hard the first time I saw this in /pig/

>>512237314
They always are....

>>512221625
what the fuck. no one ever thought pedo kikes are based or anything close to redpilled. in fact jews are the original blue pillers. you kikes are fucking off your rockers.

>>512222437
Why do I even find this so funny?

>>512222861
btfo how will we ever recover.

>>512237399
THose were at least some funny pranks.

>>512229980
Have troons appropriated the word based now?
Why they gotta ruin everything? Like europe and the leopard 2a7v main battle tank

>>512237606
I would choose the democrat of my choosing to have the same detail.

>>512233946
If you're producing material by cellular stretching, everything is replicated. Nerves are cells too

It's a fairly insane concept desu

>>512230736
I did a visualization like this for
X/10 of pupoulation is handicapped
Y/10 of habdicapped have jobs
Z/10 of handicapped are also retarded and have jobs

Am i cringe now???

>>512233946
I ve also read that women with very large breasts dont have much feeling in them.

>>512236917
They come in glow-in-the-dark, to no-one's surprise.

>>512236784
I think they call that emotion "joy"

>>512230736
Does making a vizualisation like this where like 7 green ones represent X, like beachgoers and 3 orange ones represent Y like surfers and then doing 6 orange surfers and 4 blue surfers whobare also campers make me cringe and fucking gay??

>>512236228
Kek

>>512230832
I dont get it, do you really and actually believe in whatever stick figure your cannibalistic neanderthal ancestors drew on a cave wall?
This is a serious question.

>>512235600
What if I don't have a religion based on a metaphysically real Sumerian demon worship cult and instead Revere the idea of metaphysical eternity separate from physical reality, and base my ethical code on Three Principles arising from Eternity - Truth, Love, and Courage?

>>512238401
I dunno to me this looks like some gift that says "i wish you great fetility and shit."

>>512231044
This will nevwr get old. The best part is that afterwarss she (understandibly) wants to quit but the moderator tells her to keep going because
>its not called the amazing race for nothing

>>512229770
Ok, Rabbi

>>512236014
the new farm show is not bad either

>>512238525
Maybe that is more like a talisman, like tattoos these days.

>>512238730
Great show. I like the new fat blonde chick he brought on. She needs to be in my harem.

>>512230948
ok but that's actually kinda hot

>>512232112
As an ESL 'belly' sounds just as silly

>>512231981
all men with an interest in the anus are closeted homo

>>512237188
Yeah that part gets me every time.

>>512236917
Thats unfathomably horrifying

>>512221393 (OP)
>/pol/ humor thread

>>512229257
This is not funny

>>512234537
This is true. Somewhat related story I once had a really bad case of the stomach flu that obliterated my gut biome and made me functionally lactose intolerant for like half a year until it basically fully recovered. I still had dairy products tho I took lactase supplements for a few months.

>>512238730
>The people yern for the real Shires..

>>512232570
Based aviary nigger

>>512238758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

>>512234564
Damn I would love to watch the Olympics totally geeked in meth

>>512222653
Actually brilliant

>>512238989
i've never actually seen the whole performance.. Olympics was so thorough on scrubbing the internet on it all.. i only saw people making fun of it

anyone this guy looks like he was having a great time

>>512230502
Kek, remember that other leftard artist who drew sexual harassment with a man being harassed by other men "because it needs an element of danger".
Some based anon redrew the "harassers" as women and it became heartwarming.
Their "imagine if the roles were reversed" always fails in the dumbest way.

>>512234502
Remember Vienna I and II

>>512230948
Wait, i-is that the original drawing?

>>512236971
Yes but they're 2 women's jobs so in total they're still only doing 0.314159 jobs.

>>512234564
Sped up footage
Also youre wrong jesse owens even went on the record he loved it kn germany because he was being trwated so much more nicely than in segregation murica

>>512239727
No, it's a jpeg

>>512230502
Do guys really sperg out like this? Always managed to roll with the punch myself

>>512222184
The only thing passable is the transition. Mooooooo!

>>512238233
How far could you throw one of these? From a higher vantage point?

>>512230587
That's genuinely how that goes down

>>512231918
> Kek what kind of absolute faggot makes this garbage
Picrel.

>>512237118
Mabee this better?

>>512237290
Meister Petz der pelzige Neger
Best known for stealing honey. Lmao

>>512221625
Fucking DIESEL

>>512239151
Yeah, it’s hilarious, kike

>>512240275
Würde dem bär einfach eine aufs maul haun einfach nur weil mich diese arroganz aufregen würde.

>>512230736
I always knew my left arm was a faggot. Good post.

>>512223402
>heckin caiterino
KYS AUTISTIC REDDITOR

>>512237315
It's ok we can always make a new thread once this one auto-dies.

>>512225065
reminder that the mere fact pol has these flags is because it is a Jewish controlled honey pot and wants to hide the true number of Israel posts

>>512234564
What more normies know about WW2 doesn't come from actual history or factual accounts: it stems from Kikewood propaganda.

>>512239196
kek

>>512238878
They should have left her in for the whole season.
Him growing too many mushrooms was hilarious as well.

>>512234308
>hurr durrr is dat all u gawt??
Instead of refuting what he said. Braindead butthurt retard confirmed.

>>512240232
men should be virgins too

>>512240232
I wonder if its boobs are natural.

>>512240890
Not even all hell would drag me into that given a certain "perspective".

>>512231846
>rights
Another example of rights being an imaginary social construct.

>>512222247
California is third world shithole
>Massive wealth concentrated on a few residents
>Rest of the lower classes live in absolute filth
>Rampant corruption
>Shitskin illegals get better treatment than law abiding citizens.

>>512236014
Based.

>>512230693
>Reserved cemetery plots for living people
What is MAID fully automated now? Done and dusted in one easy step. No muss, no fuss, we bury you in a rush.

>>512237437
Why are Jews so hated?

>>512237399
Its funny but also mean, black femoids weirdly have the most potential to be extremely based, like candace owens for example.
Not all blacks have the nigger gene

>>512238063
> If you're producing material by cellular stretching, everything is replicated. Nerves are cells too
This is why breasts droop over time. The cells replicate from being stretched.

>>512238758
https://youtu.be/8shL3sxN7es?si=z4c1dl36ZA5plvYs

I also dont like the commentary of the fag that owns the youtube channel on it

>>512238878
>harem
Sandnigger confirmed
The police is closing in on your location.you will be beheaded with a pigblood drenched bullet

>>512238730
Clarkson’s Farm is a great show. I’ll watch anything with the boys in it.

>>512239473
There's a lot more than that. She did a handful of "battles" or whatever the fuck this travesty is supposed to be. Each "round" each of the 9 judges award a point to the retard they hate the least. She lost 18-0 in all of them. Literally scored 0 points across the board. She's our Jamaican bobsleigh team.

>>512240945
> men should be virgins too
Yes. That’s the strongest pair bond. But female virginity is more important biologically and psychologically.

>>512241124
>ballots that arrive after Election Day
Surely you can't be serious. Are they just giving the game away like that?

>>512242140
Seriously, this shit shouldn't be allowed, and the supreme court has no balls same with 2nd amendment, literally any restriction on guns is a 2A violation but they don't give a fuck and accept that some states just hate guns so they restrict it, I'm not even a gun enjoyer but my god, shit it clearly against the law and they're just supreme cucks.

>>512221668
This is the only time I chuckled at these awful humor threads

>>512241460
> Not all blacks have the nigger gene
Correct. And sometimes it’s the moral framework they were raised with. Christian black women are based.

>>512241855
>She's our Jamaican bobsleigh team.
The cool runnings and eddie the eagle were fucking based beyond belief.
They got those spots to represent their countries because noone else was active in them at the time, raygun got her spot because she wrote a phd about breakdancing and her and her husband are on the selection committee. Also the jamaican actually sleighed and eddie actually jumped and flew, they were far behind but they did it with proper technique upholding the ancient olympic thought.

Too bad the olympics are compreomised and gay bow