https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1mhfx6y/denmark_zoo_asks_people_to_donate_their_small/

>>512231951 (OP)
My best friend is Vietnamese and I'm highschool his parents had this tiny tank with a solo beta fish. They NEVER changed the water and the tank didn't even have a filter. We did a "Spartan fish challenge" after watching 300, just kept introducing new beta fish from the pet store. His beta was so vicious we'd throw a captive in before school and come home to it floating on top with it's fins all bit off. After he won his fifth battle we decided to give this fish royal treatment as sole survivor and changed the tank water with fresh room temperature clean shit. Little fucker died 2 days later. RIP Spartan beta.

>>512231951 (OP)
>Top 1% poster
Imagine being the creature behind that Cheeto infused keyboard.

NO MORE BOBER WARS

>>512231951 (OP)
Globohomo has been putting out articles lately about how pets aren't carbon-neutral.

>>512233911
Bullshit. I've got the cats and they kill all the bugs that come into my house so I don't need to use toxic pesticides.

>>512232526
tap water has a bunch of chemicals in it like chlorine that's what got him

>>512232526
>Cleans water
>fish dies
Bruh...

>>512235260
We let the water sit out for 24 hours, so the chlorine should have evaporated. And the tap water where I live is actually some of the best in the country. I've been drinking over a half gallon a day of it for over 15 years now. Better than bottled micro plastic. When I was real young our town was actually running off well water from one of those giant elevated containment tanks. We would sometimes find rust in the shower on the porcelain bathtub and the mineral deposits around the shower heads and faucets were so bad we would have to soak those in a vinegar solution every 6 months.

>>512234612
Bro cats don't prevent or in any way mitigate the chances your house will get infested with cockroaches, wasps or silver fish or some shit.

>>512235992
the fish met its final opponent and its name was fluoride

>>512231951 (OP)
Isn't this just the leftist world view laid care to us humans?
They think you should be able to kill any kid that won't have a perfect life.
They're at the point of medical assistance in dying for actively alive people that have depression.
If life doesn't fit their Disney expectations all they offer is death.

How is sacrificing pets to the greater good any different?
It is fun to show the normies that are culture of vulgar Marxist materialism is demonic.

>>512235992
they switched to chloramine, which takes 7+ days to evaporate

>>512235992
Im a 10 minute bike ride from lake Ontario and we now get our (treated) water from there plus a bit from the finger lakes it's pretty damn good. I went on vacation 3 years ago to Sarasota and the tap water smelled like shit I wouldn't even drink it. Coquina beach smelled like shit too. My buddy who moved there says that everytime they get more than 2 inches of rain they have to flush sewage overflow into the bay. Sad! I'd rather deal with 5 months of winter than live in year round paradise where you can't even drink the water or properly fish.

>>512232526
>Be fish
>Live from youth into adulthood in your own sweat and urine like a Chad
>Comfy place, you know every stain and boundary like the dorsal of your fin.
>Wake up to a random intruder
>Motherfucker starts saying some wildly unprovoked shit like "How'd I get here?"
>Kill that sunofabitch and eat his final
>Next day, a new invader appears, he gasps for breath in your stinking mire
>Kill him too
>This happens again and again, you're starting to understand that this is the way of things: people will try to take your shit and you'll kill them for the audacity
>This is your home, you'll murder anything to protect it
>Forces beyond your comprehension then remove all of the more and leave you to burn in a sterile, chlorine grave

>>512236053
We don't have cockroaches where I live and wasps are toast if you pressure wash your house every summer. We do however have silverfish, stinkbugs, and spiders which my 3 cats hunt and eat. Unfortunately they haven't figured out that the stinkbugs release acid so when they eat a bunch they throw up for a couple days and then my wife wants to take them to the vet. I've saved us thousands of dollars refusing vet and medical care. Only time anyone should seek medical attention is if they're sick for 2+ weeks or break a bone. I even broke my 4th metacarpal (pinky hand bone) 8 years ago and just taped it up everyday for 2 months till it was normal again.

>>512236894
Yeah in hindsight we shoulda let him chill

>>512236276
You can neutralize it with a little salt. Your water should be 1/4% salt anyway.

>>512237651
What are you talking about? Atlantic ocean water is 3.5% salt.

>>512239652
So? You shouldn't drink too much of that. A tiny bit of dissolved salt in your water is good for you.

>>512231951 (OP)
Danes are ugly people.

>>512233911
They are crazy.

>>512235291
Chlorine. Now we all knows to ages water for 2 days or uses distilled.

>>512231951 (OP)
My pet are Indians , can I feed them to the animals ?

didn't something similar happen in the Netherlands where they put a bunch of deer in a state park and they all starved to death?

>>512232957
honorabr bobr!

>>512231951 (OP)
The Danish are legitimately psychopaths with no animal cruelty laws.
>https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/arts/design/denmark-pigs-exhibit-marco-evaristti.html
This "art exhibit" would have legally allowed someone to starve animals to death in a cage for their own amusement.

>>512232957
Sumo is the Japanese word for beaver

>>512231951 (OP)
Humiliation ritual.

>>512240005
>A tiny bit of dissolved salt in your water is good for you.
Depends.
If you eat food where already there are a lot of salt added, then it is not good for you.
Human blood have 0.9% salinity. And body tries to keep electrolytes (magnesium, sodium, potassium, calcium) in specific proportions (process known as homeostasis).
Way too much sodium involves set of issues, like higher blood pressure, water retention, other electrolyte loss.

Too much sodium - bad. Loo little sodium, also bad.

>>512231951 (OP)
Their pets? Is this zoo ran by literal Indians?

>>512231951 (OP)
Denmark is a demonic country.

Las time they butchered a healthy young giraffe in front of kindergarteners. The Danes do hate animals like their buddies Japs.

>>512240663
>Beaver, USA :\
>Bibberu, Japan: :O

>>512240323
You can instakill chlorine with an over the counter vitamin c tablet. Works safe in planted tanks too.

>>512231951 (OP)
>>512241070
>the pets will be gently euthanized
>we ensure natural behaviour ... of our predators
these danish dumbfucks seem to be confused, they offer to euthanize guinea pigs so that big game predators can be scavengers of rodents?

>>512232538
As opposed to the posters on this site? kek

>>512231951 (OP)
Aren't rabbits easy to breed? Are they retarded or is denmark that poor

>>512241634

Or just got to fish store and by a proper bottle of water declorinator.

"The primary active ingredient in most dechlorinators is sodium thiosulfate. This compound reacts with chlorine and chloramine, converting them into less harmful substances like chloride."

>>512243227
It is just another way to express evil over the common man.

>>512231951 (OP)
brb catching neighbor's cats and land lady's rooster

>>512234612
>My cats kill bugs
They're faggots.
Mine caught two rabbits and a few moles. On top of all the mice and birds.

>captive predators
add it to the list

>>512231951 (OP)
i mean i guess this is technically political.
do they let you bet on them? like how long they last, who will get eaten last, etc?

>>512237296
doctors hate this one simple trick

>>512233911
People will genuinely kill over their pet if you push them hard enough. We live in a time that people have never been lonier, and we have less and less in our lives worth having. If you go after what little happiness they have, Luigis will be popping up all over the place in turn.

>>512231951 (OP)
I hate Germanic people so much.

* Soulless autism.
* Lack of empathy.
* Shit aesthetic sensibilities.
* Cucks and slaves to Jews.
* Massive LARPers.
* Freemasonry.

I hope one day Germanic lands can be depopulated.

Germanics == Jews

do they just have a drop box where you can drop off your unwanted pets? how does this process work, exactly? do you have to fill out a form or is it no questions asked?

>>512244950
danes are weird though.

>>512231951 (OP)
there's a woman in america who has the perfect solution
>woman
>hoarder
>owns guinea pigs
>breeds out of control
>does nothing about it

>>512231951 (OP)
if you cant feed the animals in your zoo you should probably either euthanize them or if possible, release them into their natural habitat. starving animals is depressing.

>>512234612
true, id rather have a cat kill mice and rats then use rat poison.

>>512236894
>like the dorsal of your fin
You don't know what "dorsal" means.

I'm Tim Bozels and you're gonna box up those animals and send them to my zoo

>>512235992
>I've been drinking over a half gallon a day of it for over 15 years now

>>512231951 (OP)
Never forget that Denmark was a country where animal and child pornography was legally produced and you could just go to a store and buy it.

>>512240005
lol no it's not, we get way more than enough salt as it is even on a "healthy" diet of non-slop. also to neutralize chloramine you need sulfur, e.g. a campden tablet. you're putting sulfur in your water, right? i'm gonna laugh my ass off if you're just throwing morton table salt in there like a retard

>>512231951 (OP)
>Trap animals into zoo's where they are no longer free
>Try to trick people into giving away their pets (also not free) to be eaten by non free wild animals
>Somehow not legally considered animal cruelty

>>512231951 (OP)
What is the fucking Danish obsession with butchering small animals, didnt they do some unhinged shit in Covid by culling millions of mink.

>>512240323
Distilled is no good either.
It pulls salts and minerals from the fish's cells
Spring water or let your tap water de-gas the chlorine for a couple days.
Always check PH and adjust accordingly.

vegans care about animal suffering but not human suffering. they re morally bankrupt and clign to retarded bullshit to absolve their concience, its their substitution rleigion to replace christianity or communism

>>512244879
It's true though.
Acid reflux - doctor visit
Sore back - doctor visit
Headache - doctor visit
Flu - doctor visit
Kid falls of bike and skins their knee - doctor visit
Cold - doctor visit
Stubbed toe - doctor visit

On welfare insurance?
Might as well go for every boo boo

>>512247137
Danes are hardcore, we dgaf. y'all soft.

>>512232957
are they fighting or hugging? anyways they look cute

>>512231951 (OP)
I say we feed the Danes to the animals instead

>>512247901
>Get bitched by Swedes and Germans ever since Cnut the Great died
>Must cope by slaughtering small animals
How the mighty have fallen! Shame.

>>512248449
It's only a matter of time before they start to do that. Euthanasia is already legal and recommended in many countries. Donating a body is also legal. They only need to combine these 3 ideas together.

>>512247724
except if everyone goes for such things then wait times will be prohibitive, making people not want to go for such things

>>512248816
Every zoo in the world is slaughtering animals to feed other animals. The only difference is they're not called "pets" before. But they can be the same species as pets

>>512248816
>b-but you lost some wars to much larger powers
yeah what about it? we also conquered the entire continent as a few chuds in a long boat.
Meanwhile today drumpf is coping and seething not being able to take greenland from us keeek how do we keep getting away with it?

>>512231951 (OP)
Sounds like a good final solution to the pitbull problem

>>512245189
>germans
>cucks and slaves to jews
Of all the dumb retarded niggerbrained posts I've read on this site, this has got to be the most retarded and niggerbrained
Germans were the only people to try to end the kike menace forever you stupid faggot

>>512233911
They have been for years. I remember an article titled "The problematic Whiteness of letting your dog sleep inside"

That was an unironic news article. That's what radicalized me. I won't let anyone make me feel guilty for taking care of a dog. Fucking kikes.

>>512240523
The wired together shopping carts do have a nice aesthetic

>>512235992
Some places don't use gas chlorine to clean water, they use a chlorine molecule that doesn't evaporate and it'll stick around and kill fish

there's also other minerals and stuff in the water that can kill fish/shrimp

>t. fish man

>>512232957
based beaver poster

>>512236894
>Motherfucker starts saying some wildly unprovoked shit like "How'd I get here?"
kek great writing anon

>>512236894
quality old/pol/ post

>>512241281
Why....?

>>512231951 (OP)
Aren't there millions of street dogs all around the world waiting to get euthanized? Why are we not feeding them to bigger animals?

>>512231951 (OP)
Denmark has been a net negative on the whole history of humanity and should be nuked off of the planet

>most degenerate drug culture
>most woke and sissified out of all the scandinavian countries
>child porn was legal and even professionally produced in studios up until like 20 years ago
>bestiality and other shit is pretty much encouraged
>turned millions of children into autists via LEGO

the list goes on, if something is degenerate and european, it's very likely from Denmark

>donate your old farm chickens and goats and shit if you want i guess
>OMG THEYRE COMING FOR OUR DOGGERINOS
faggot shit
just unreal

>>512233911
NOOO DON'T TAKE MY PUPPERINO CHILD MY HECKIN DOGGO

>>512240523
Should starve the artist. Would be symbolic both of his lack of morals and what happens if we dont get pork.

>>512247083
Bet the niggers who would actually give their animals would ask when they are going to be fed to the other animals so they can see their pets be devoured

>>512252767
>t. capital of scat porn

>>512249170
>that pic
all your bases are belong to us

>>512249170
>that pic
>we
You stayed home.

Why are you guys so obsessed with Denmark?

>>512253315
What about your emu Bruce? They're coming for her

>>512255080
It's cassowaries you must fear

>>512232526
>be gook
>have no respect for animals
Many such cases. Sad!

>>512254492
Because Denmark is currently illegally occupying the American state of Greenland.

>>512255785
Holy shit!? Is the McDonalds okay?

>>512233911
Liberals are literally retards concerning carbon. No new carbon atoms ever get created, they just cycle between animals -> atmosphere -> plant -> back to animals.

Fossil fuels are a bigger problem though because new carbon atoms are introduced to the cycle. It can be argued though that they would be introduced eventually anyways via volcanoes and such, eventually forming new fossil fuel deposited in its own cycle.

>>512232957
rassle rassle

Imagine getting looked after, dotted on, petted and loved all your life and then suddenly getting dropped in an enclosure full of tigers, drugged to ensure they'll catch and tear you to shreds

lol, humanity is so fucked up

>>512231951 (OP)
How about feeding them criminals?

>>512241281
danish women smell icky even the asian women smell better down there

>>512247901
you are spawn of the bad fallen angels

>>512231951 (OP)
My little dude would be like a single piece of popcorn.

>>512261078
*chomp*
(pretend this cat is much bigger)

>>512232957
BASED BEAV BROS

>>512261496
Alex DeLarge as a kot.

>>512237296
>I've saved us thousands of dollars refusing vet and medical care.
my sides

>>512232957

>>512231951 (OP)
So many dogs need to be thrown into the pits. Ive been saying this, if they were meant to exist they would survive taking on a real animal

>>512245189

>>512263293
>When the amygdalin cyanide hits.

>>512232526
those fish are from india

>>512236259
now you get it. you understand as well, that the zookeepers will literally cream themselves every time they get one of these pets to feed to the animals. they'll be laughing all the way. they'll probably asked for bodies to be donated next. i don't think i'm joking either.

>>512241281
>Denmark is a demonic country.
basically all of the german countries are like this. the netherlands is no different. they went from child porn to child euthanasia. everything from the french border to poland needs to be cleansed with nuclear fire.

>>512249170
>yeah what about it? we also conquered the entire continent as a few chuds in a long boat.
lol. lmao even.

>>512263791
Dogs, cats and pigeons are the only animals that can survive in the urban hellscape.
We have dog catchers because we don't want dogs taking over our spaces, not because we're sympathetic of le doggo.

>>512232526
every little prankster shit did this, idk why petco still sells them, they should know better when 2 12yo boys come to buy a bunch of beta fish lol

anyways you're supposed to train 2 separate chains and then have them duel off once they've become bigger and stronger killers

>>512231951 (OP)
It's not really a zoo that's asking, and they're just offering euthanise dying pets

>>512241281
It had a genetic defect. So it was going to die regardless

>>512247911
playfighting

>>512231951 (OP)
>DENMARK TURNS PETS INTO GLADIATORS FOR ZOOS
That is actually exactly what we are doing

>>512231951 (OP)

Oh wow what a lovely zoo. Fuck. There is not enough violence in this gay world.

>>512253710
Americans made that up, fuck you. You are a redneck dumbass who does anything for their government, and you think you serve your country, fuck off you dumb fucking redneck.

Theyre gonna feed your cat to the elephants

>>512232526
fish two weaknesses:
>clean water
>BONK

>>512269656
How to fix stupid with one simple trick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg

>>512232957
What a comeback

>>512269656
Poor fishie.

>>512232538
It's not that hard when 99% of accounts are banned

>>512232538
It's a bot mate, same as OP