Based strictly on the anomalies reported by Avi Loeb and his team, combined with the object’s statistically improbable behavior, I conclude that 3I/ATLAS is far more likely to be artificial than natural.

This is what ever nothing ever happens AI said about this object in space.

It's almost impossible for it to be natural. This is an artificial object headed right for Earth.

You literal faggots don't even realize we're about to go to war against an alien civilization. It's fucking happening. Expect a shit storm when the James Webb telescope gets a good look at it. Then you're going to see some real shit.

>>512241401 (OP)
It’s not headed for earth you dumb faggot.
they’re saying if it’s artificial (it’s not) that once it’s behind the sun out of sight it will change course towards earth for an attack.

I'm gonna fuck one

Avi Loeb is a schizo and nobody in the scientific community takes him seriously. Nothing ever happens.

>>512241401 (OP)
This is not a drill.
OP AND Space Niggers Tongue My Anus.

>>512241401 (OP)
It’s not natty?

>>512241401 (OP)
>November's Doom
>one of the oldest death/doom bands still active
>Nephilim Grove
>universe is a dark forest full of hostile annunaki/nephilim
>arrives in November
>a war band of ancient ayylmaos bringing death and doom
>"hits crack pipe"

>>512241823
>Avi Loeb is a schizo
you meant to say "jewish", and since a jew is shilling this it means its fake and gay. why people believe what jews say? are they tarded?

>>512241986

>>512241401 (OP)
fuck off retard they can't be worst than you are

Admittedly the trajectory and size are unlikely, but has it done anything anomalous? Has it maneuvered of accelerated or anything like that? Ive heard people say it has and it hasn't and im not sold on it enough yet to invest the energy to look it up myself.

>war against interstellar aliens
kek no. They shoot one laser and the planet disappears

>>512241401 (OP)
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

>>512241401 (OP)
What behaviour is statistically improbable? Is it hiding the Epstein files?

>>512242053
i came here to make sure people were still sharp enough to catch this. well done

>>512242046
Are they satanic/blasphemous, i.e. cringe fags?

>>512241401 (OP)
Dude! Weed!

>>512241401 (OP)
He wrote in his conclusion it's a pedagogical scenario and is a natural object. Fell for it again.

>>512242602
Not as far as I'm aware

>>512241401 (OP)
How many more weeks? Release the epstien files

>>512241401 (OP)
is that an Indian space probe?

>>512242214
It’s slinging ice and gas off it

>>512243018
In front of it, against the solar wind. But, it's not decellerating.
It could be a artificial ice sheild to deal with simple impacts, an ablative ice sheild. idk

>>512241401 (OP)
>aliens come to earth
>there is a rouge ai that kills everything in it's path
>aliens transfer all of our population to the galactic community

you can only hope

>>512241401 (OP)
Nothing ever happens faggot.
But If this is the one time something does happen I’m locked and loaded and ready to fuck…Faggot.

>>512243166
Or it's just an asteroid you retarded faggot.

>>512241401 (OP)
>When James Webb looks at it
...in two weeks?

It's an interstellar rock, one of billions floating through the galaxy.

I'm only posting this one time.
The aliens will select me to reveal themselves. They have analyzed our culture and history and determined that I am a worthy otaku.

>Expect a shit storm when the James Webb telescope gets a good look at it
Why-do I work at NASA, NSA?
If it’s anything I won’t see it

>>512241401 (OP)
Avi Loeb is a grifting faggot. Go read a textbook.

>>512243445
This one has little green men riding on it.

>>512243426
James Webb is a rebound astrologer. Once he gets a good look at it we'll know. You fucking retards don't know shit about science.

>>512241401 (OP)
I don't care what jewy schloeb has to say

>>512242214
why would it need to if it perfectly calculated its course ahead of time?

>>512241815
>>512241731
>>512241401 (OP)
It's slow as fuck,
You're all idiots

The Harvard clown is retarded, radio signals do not go past Jupiter.

>>512241401 (OP)
I'm going to feel silly when I'm being abdoooocted.

>>512241401 (OP)
Woah how did they get a picture of the j im smokin right now?

>>512241401 (OP)
Every evening some kike spams a slide thread about a comet claiming its ayys. Clearly this is like flat earth and mudflood threads now. Astroturfing spam intended to trick the ignorant and the young into believing something stupid to make a joke of the right.

>>512242214
It did something very odd.
https://youtu.be/QE3JGv_tRSw

or giants who will eat us.
I'd hate to be a country that doesn't have guns.
Hope your military is good.
Police?
Do they respond to alien harvests?

>>512241401 (OP)
>(((Avi Loeb)))

>>512241401 (OP)
Guys a 3I/ATLAS just flew über my haus.

>>512242214
it has a weird tail that's facing forward instead of backwards like most comets, and the way it's farting out gas is unusual as well, causing it to occupy a different part of the wavelength than most comets (it's reddish apparently)

i recommend the youtube channel Angry Astronaut about this, he's uber-autist on the topic of oumouamoua etc

>>512241401 (OP)
>3I/ATLAS
When will it get here? I'm tired of this shit life.

>>512241401 (OP)
its not a alien you idiots
its probably just some space junk that is speeding in different directions cuz of solar wind

>>512241401 (OP)
I think you're a dumb nigger faggot, OP. I'm sure the ayyys would agree with me.

>>512241401 (OP)
Dis big rock wey dem call 3I/ATLAS, e big pass the one wey knack dinosaur dem finish. Dat one wey knack dino na about 10km, but dis one fit reach 24km wide! If e jam Earth with dat kain speed - over 200,000 km per hour - wahala go too much.

Boom go loud well-well, light go burn everywhere, fire go catch bush, sky go dark for years. Cold go enter, plant go die, animal go suffer. Dino rock bad, but dis one go wicked pass am maybe 300 times. Na total gbege be dat. But no fear, dis rock no dey come hit us. E just dey waka pass.

Still, if e change mind… everybody don finish be that.

>>512241401 (OP)
Fucking Nibiru, finally.

>>512241401 (OP)
>Muh Oumoua
>Muh Nibiru
>Mun Anunaki

>>512241401 (OP)
>(((Avi Loeb))) says thing in the sky is "not natural"
>Source: (((trust me bro)))
Whatever man.
fuckin jews... deranged faggots

>>512241401 (OP)
I don't care what a filthy jew says.

>>512241401 (OP)
>more and better small object telescopes come online
>third interstellar object in several years
>Avi dusts off the article from the last object, changes the name, shuffles a few sentences and sends it to his publisher

>>512241401 (OP)
Aliens live rent-free on pol

>>512243872
Theres nothing unusual about it at all. Its acting as one would expect a extrasolar comet with its characteristics to act. Try real science channels and not some angry autist.

>>512241823
>said about every scientist of note that is a household name after their death in history

>>512243872
if angry astronaut says it's aliens, its aliens

>>512243166
Probably the windshield got iced up, space is very cold

>>512241401 (OP)
>This is what ever nothing ever happens AI said about this object in space.
The fuck does this sentence even mean?

>>512242888
i hope it takes all indians with it

"Reported by Avi Loeb", a jew

stopped reading there

>>512241815
they want chad because chad no longer exists on their planet and is a foreign concept to them

>>512241401 (OP)
Dont ever buy no weed from the gas station.
And now fucking gib epstein files

>>512244237
Well itt's weird because like a week ago i read the tail isn't much, something is ablating but that material isn't losing velocity and streaming behind.
Now it could be that they got the 3d model of its size and shape wrong and that sideways cloud of material thats not slowing down is the actual edge of the object.
But it was interesting to me.

>>512241401 (OP)
Anyone know the whereabouts of Commodore Decker?

>>512244436
Their chad is the most globulous.
They are a slime girl people.

>>512243872
I saw his vids on oumouamoua. The acceleration without outgassing convinced me it was at least technological debris if not a probe. On ai atlas, the forward tail is strange, but not conclusive.
I need a little more before i start prepping my anus for Space-nigger tongue.

>>512241401 (OP)
>Avi Loeb

you are a fucking retard who doesnt even do the barest of minimun research, this retard literally claimed the same shit a couple of years ago about a shitty astroid.

>>512241401 (OP)
>You literal faggots don't even realize we're about to go to war against an alien civilization.
We'll be lucky if 1% of our total population survives. Good luck out there

>>512243928
This is your public defender btw

>>512243166
>against the solar wind

Legit question....how do we know which way the solar be ah blowin???

>>512242574
That kike said that other comet was a spaceship too remember?

Can we blame the niggers for it?
I mean, that useless race tries to steal credit for everything, let's give them this

>>512241401 (OP)
>Based strictly on the anomalies reported
may we see them ?

>wow an "object" in fake space
>may I see the object?
>oh no no, only the space wizards can see the object

>>512241823
Citations: 63887

https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=CvQxOmwAAAAJ&hl=en

>>512245036
I remember it serving as the perfect distraction

>>512242214
it has a forward facing tail…..

>>512243747
>believes in fake space shit
>calls others stupid

>>512243747
FPBP

>>512244938
It doesn't.
>We're in a black hole
>Earth is an electron
>The sun is the nucleus
>The solar system is an atom
>Constellations are molecyles
>Time is a churning torroid
>Space is fake and gay, in order to "space travel" you'd have to accelerate faster than we are falling into the black hole, at which point you would literally increase in size and everything would shrink to the point that it's irrelevant to you from your your new perspective. Why the fuck would you travel to mars, another electron on an atom.
>Infact, you'd probably finally be able to see through the veil.

>>512244068
lmao what?? it’s a first of its kind there’s no predefined way of how it “acts”

>>512243752
>512243752

>>512245249
everytime I hear of some thing flying through space. I use it as a focus of meditation. And I try to bid them welcome with all my chakras. if its a comet i imagine hugging it.

if it goes behind the sun what makes you think it will attack?it could just as likely drink the sun up?

>>512241401 (OP)
Avi Loeb is also known for making wild claims that don't turn out to be true.

>>512241401 (OP)
Rolling for big booba Aliens sirens shooting lasers out of their vaginas. I'm the first one hopping on that weed vesse!!

>>512241401 (OP)
You are a 70 IQ brownoid, no one cares what you think.

>>512242146
They do coach tours and spend a little money. They're fine, ridiculously polite. No idea where they are parking the ship this time though.

>>512241401 (OP)
Revelation 6
12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

>>512241401 (OP)
>we're about to go to war against an alien civilization
Why do you assume it's coming for war. Maybe it's full of waifus coming to rapture poltards and leave.

>>512241401 (OP)
>reported by Avi
stopped reading right there

herbs

>>512241401 (OP)
>Avi Loeb and his team

i've heard from credible insiders that the spaceship will be here by December 2012

>>512244938
Plenty of solar satellites recording it.

>A HECKIN OBJECT IN HECKIN OUTER SPACE IS HECKIN FLYING AROUND! THIS US JUST LIKE HECKIN STAR TREK AND HECKIN GAME OF THRONES!! I HECKIN LOVE OUTERSPACE AND I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!

>>512241401 (OP)
no its not, nothing ever happens

Lot of "Hurr i'm retarded" shills here.
That's how you know you're over the target.

>>512243747
did you really run to the pajeet's on their typewriters to look smart, but didn't once consider that the thing can accelerate or decelerate?

>>512241401 (OP)
Cleanse your YT algorithm and your life will improve.

>>512241401 (OP)
Jesus is returning to save his people (palestinians) from Satan's people (israelis).

>>512246372
The weather vane outside my house is pointing east.

I assume that means the wind is blowing east where you live as well.
I am a scientist. I am very smart.

>>512246550
Nobody is gonna slam on the brakes that far away

>>512241401 (OP)
It's definitely aliens, they definitely exist, the UFO news releases over the past year or so has been priming the public psyche in advance of their arrival, to minimize panic.
The aliens are coming because human civilization is on the verge of collapsing, thanks to the jews and the uncontainable swarm of brown people.
The aliens are coming to rescue White people, the only moral and just form of humanity with potential for improvement. The aliens will either eradicate all browns with space lasers, or the aliens will begin evacuating White people to new planets.

>>512245208
I can sense their presence.

>>512242214
Not officially but they revised it from 62km/s to 58km/s after mid july... Right about when they talked about a visible coma, which is apparently questioned again today.

>>512246614
This is my favorite one.

>>512244938
It only ever blows away from the sun...

>>512247284
I am Indian American. My skin is very light. Will it be possible for me and my family to be taken from Earth. We are good people. I am a good student and get high marks in every class. My father works for IBM. My mother is staying at home but she is good too. My 5 siblings are a mixed bag. Ranjesh is my oldest. He is not a good person. The point I am making though is that we deserve to leave as well. You cannot just take very white people. I have been mistaken for being Italian. They were Romans.

>>512247532
Similar to how the farts always blow away from my asshole.. fascinating

>>512241401 (OP)
Cool story bro. Still a nothingburger that will be completely forgotten by next month.

>>512247593
my god i love big-titted light-skinned indian girls holy shit

>>512246433
Loeb is a jew through and through, he will do anything to be in the lime light and sell more books and interviews, but I actually think he is right regardless of wether this is alien or not, we wouldnt even know it before it passed us or hit us, and he is absolutely right in pointing out that we could do better, as the custodians of planet earth it is our duty to defend it, to stop the fighting and grow beyond the canopy of the dark forest.

Out of all non-happenings in existence, UFO happenings happen the least.

>>512247593
>My 5 siblings
You are a disgusting virus of a people who only consume resources that were created by your superiors, White people. You are leeches, nothing more.
No poojeets will be allowed to leave, the state of India is proof of what your genetics inflict upon civilized biomes.

Professor Dave raped that bitch

And when a Jew discovers aliens when you all doubted him, what will you say then? Israel forever my friends. Don't forget them.

THEY ONLY EAT/FUCK THE VAXXED!

>>512247809
My friend there are over a billion of us. If your alien friends have a heart, they will take us as well. I have no doubt we will be going. Indian scientists and engineers are necessary for the betterment of mankind.

>>512247596
Yes Imagine you were a 4D being and your ass hole was actually a 4D hole that when projected into 3d space omitted gas in all directions.

>>512247950
>Indian scientists and engineers are necessary for the betterment of mankind.
Oh right, the planet earth has gotten better and better over the past decade, as you poojeets spread your filth across the globe. You creatures ruined your own country beyond any chance of redemption, and your pathetic genetics are currently shitting up the entire planet as you gush around like a clogged toilet.

>but but I'm one of the good ones
No you are not, they are no good poojeets, your genetics are critically flawed and lead humanity to damnation.
The aliens will eradicate poojeets first among the browns.

>>512243426
>in two weeks
Two days actually. Kek.
JWST is scheduled to look at 3i Atlas August 6th and again sometime in December.
Who wants to bet they might schedule some more shots after the first look?

>>512241401 (OP)
HAPPENS WHEN THE WEATHER COOLS

>>512248978
> Who wants to bet they might schedule some more shots after the first look?
They can’t I already schedule to use it on those days

>>512241401 (OP)
That looks like a huge log!

Do you suppose the space niggers know anything about the Epstein files?

>>512244068
>black science guy told me a thing so it must be true

Pic related is from today. There is no tail

>>512241401 (OP)
oh look, another kike shill claiming a comet is aliens

fuck you, fuck the talmud, fuck the kikes, and fuck israel, faggot.

>>512242053
Yes, and yes! Germans not wrong, again.

>>512249304
> There is no tail
0/10

>>512241401 (OP)
Cool. Maybe the ayy lmaos can release the Epstein Files.

>>512247066
Assuming it reached any appreciable fraction of the speed of light it would have also had to spend half its journey decelerating.

>>512241401 (OP)
There is an entire fleet

>>512249538
>release the Epstein Files.
Nobody cares, get over it.

>>512241401 (OP)
The James Webb can zoom in on this thing already and show a view of the cockpit through the port window.
That damn telescope has taken pics of galaxies 16 billion light years away.
If they havent released a Pic of something thats literally a light-hour away then you know theyre covering something up.

>>512245661
>"Ay com from plahnet Ngubu, you cunt. Ay com in fakkin' peace innit...'

>>512247309
Objects' presence or space wizards?

Was it sent from darkest Niggoth?
Looks like a giant blunt.

>>512243747
>radio signals do not go past Jupiter.
What a fucking retard.
We're still getting radio signals and are processing that data from Voyager 1 & Voyager 2, both if which went past Pluto a over a decade ago and have since left our solar system

>>512241401 (OP)
>Based on the research of some jew cunt.

Rather listen to the spice girls...

>>512250025
its pretty bad at looking at things up close, its primarily for deep space

>>512241401 (OP)
Yes, and?
Aliens exist and such but i won't change anything for the average citizen. Imagine they look kinda like us but are even bigger assholes. I rather stay like this, ridiculing the idea and enabling rich jews to do whatever they want.

>>512241401 (OP)
it's probably fake because aliens wouldn't waste years drifting through space when they can just make a wormhole to wherever they want to go.

>>512250511
Wormholes are too visible, maybe they are keeping shit on the DL

>>512241401 (OP)
Mow it's not a space ship, but a planet-bullet.

>>512241401 (OP)
>someone fired a kinetic missile at tel aviv from deep space
audibly kek'd

>>512241401 (OP)
You're a faggot for thinking any of this is real. Aliens could literally show up and start killing you bitches and I wouldn't bat an eye. Aliens aren't real, and neither is this fake and gay manufacturer happening meant to scare us into buying the coming psy op. Christ is king. Smd.

By the way this is like the plot of Psyren, just the wrong space rock.

>>512247593
Hello, dear earthling.
Admittance to our spaceship is strictly on the basis of DNA test results.

>>512250511
it would take years if they launched it long ago, there could be a multiplicative number of them soon if is a projectile

>>512247593
You're not "light-skinned" jeet. Aliens also want to take beings that are trained to use a toilet. You will die a dirty shitskin mutt on Eath.

>>512243747
Aliens send probe 40,000 years ago. Find a bunch of Abos and Niggers doing abo and nigger shit. Probe sends back info, aliens launch generation ship at highly primitive, barely intelligent world.

Get here expecting to still find abos and niggers (they're still here) but another species in that time has split the atom and started space exploration.

The time frame of the rise of whites and Asians is insane, no species would've predicted it and instead of finding a world of unga bungas they're walking into a war.

imagine an allien race just launching rods of god from lightyears away, know in a few decades your package of doom will arrive and you cant do anything about it
then they invade

would you accept alien overlords if that means you'll be relocated to a district/settlement with people of your same ethicity/ancestry and that they will assign you a partner for reproduction and stuff

I think people watch too many movies. Unless they are the niggers of the universe, why the fuck would they just vaporize Earth? As we get more scientifically knowledgable, we as humans want to conserve and continue to study. This might be a Childhood's End sort of scenario more than any doom and gloom. If they are going to strike us kinetically, well then they can probably see this message now and I say to them:
>TONGUE MY ANUS, SPACE NIGGERS!
Faggots probably don't even think we see them coming.

>>512241401 (OP)
So what about that list from your president, burger?

>>512241731
What possible reason would hostile aliens attack earth?

It's completely absurd to think 1st contact would be War of the Worlds

>>512250986
the only think worth invading earth for is the life on it so if invasion is the end goal, you wouldn't throw a big kinetic vehicle at it.

>>512251471
Go start another boring thread, nobody gives a shit about it.

>>512250249
That's with an insanely precise directional antenna.
The narrative is ayys in another fucking galaxy are picking up uhf tv broadcasts from a local TV station in rural Montana

They cluldneven broadcast from the moon to the earth if the antenna was just a few degrees out of line, which is why everyone shuts in the idea of the moon buggy having a satellite dish

Seriously, kys

>>512251541
It’s dark forest theory. The reality is we’re in a simulation without the budget for the ayys

>>512251518
you must be new to /pol/
>What possible reason would hostile aliens attack earth?
jews. the answer is always jews. write that down.

>>512251518
For the meat, plants and spices baby. That's the only thing on earth that can't be found elsewhere in zero g.

>>512251518
same reason one would destroy an ant hill
little consequence, mild irritation

>>512241401 (OP)
> le 56% news

It's a big comet, you oaf.

>>512245408
>mandalay bay around the same time the last ayy lmao comet was theorized by this jew
>epstein files and israel center of attention
time for another psyop bois. how long will this last? longer than the drones?

>>512241401 (OP)
You used the same artists conception as the last Avi Loeb scam

>>512251753
You're an asshole for destroying colonies of innocent creatures the ants aren't bothering anyone die faggot

>>512241401 (OP)
Earth is flat with a dome.
God exists.

Aliens don't exist.
Space isn't real.
Never went to the moon.
Nukes don't exist.
Evolution is a lie.
Germ Theory is a lie.

The world is ruled by secret societies that worship Satan. Jews/Jesuits/Freemasons/Illuminati are Gnostics and Kabbalists. Masters at deception. One satanic philosophy is inverting reality.

They make you think you live on a spinning ball.
They make you think you're just an animal.
They make you think there's a deadly virus out there.

Luciferians are behind liberalism, feminism, socialism, marxism, communism, multiculturalism, egalitarianism, social decay and degradation.

They despise, and want to destroy:
- Religion, specifically Christianity
- Family
- Nation
- Property

Hence these civilizational concepts are under relentless assault to make way for their satanic New World Order led by the Antichrist after a fake alien invasion known as project Blue Beam.

ALL of these conspiracies hinge on the original, mother of all psyops and hoaxes: Earth being a ball floating in nothing, revolving around the sun (remember, the satanic cabal are pagan sun worshippers..)

>>512241401 (OP)
We don't even know enough about interstellar objects like this one to make that kind of deduction. Two like this have been observed traveling through our solar system. Two. This is the third.
It's the fastest moving one, but who says it can't move fast? It's spinning. Not uncommon. It's approach is very centered curbing around our sun before it shoots back out of the solar system.
But all in all this is our third interstellar object of this kind that we'll observe, it's moving faster than other ones we've seen, and it's got a tight approach to the solar system.
Likely? It's just a rock.
And honestly? It's not the most shocking thing astronomers, professional or hobby has seen up there by far. It's a rock.
It's not the moon projecting scan lines across it. It's not something sitting on the edge of the sun seeming to recharge, all stuff we've seen before. This is a rock.

>>512251641
the whole objective of a satellite dish is that it condenses signals from its entire field of view towards a central point. Whatever is emitting the signal can be directional, but the actual dish is explicitly not directional

>>512241401 (OP)
They're just messing with you not completely remembering the movie "Star Trek IV: the voyage home"

>>512241401 (OP)
I will betray everyone and work for the ayy lmaos.
I need them to get me off this fucking planet

>>512241401 (OP)
K

>>512252124

Are you fucking retarded?

They will only take you with them to conduct experiments on you.

>>512245661
CAM ON EARFLINGS, SCORE SOME FACKIN' GOALS

>>512252004
That's IT! They're obviously coming for the whales and or dolphins. Who get beamed up before saying " Thanks for all the fish! ".

>>512251952
>Gawd
Kys

We might be in a fishbowl, but whatever created this is not a God, and it certainly does not deserve to be worshiped, even if it is a god or the God
Death to yhyw
Death to the demiurge

Anything is possible when Israel gets caught killing another Americsn citizens....ayyylmaos are the enemy, goy!

I said it in a previous thread:
It's a big party ship filled with space cocaine, lizard hookers and an earthload of tasty space booze to welcome us to the galactic club.

>>512243747
Lmao, tell that to Voyager I and II

>>512241815

>>512252390
Look at the demon come out of this one.

>>512252593
Like that bar in Star Wars?

Could be worse . . . .it could be a cruise ship full of space niggers?

>>512241401 (OP)
Nothing will happen

>>512252004
Bro....WHUUUT!?

I don't have time for this shit

>>512241401 (OP)
>war with an alien species
The only feasible thing we could manage against a spacefaring alien civilization is nuke ourselves and turn our planet into a radioactive iceball just to spite them.

>>512247593
I recognize these tits. I hoped I swiped right.

>>512251541
>for is the life on it
that's precisely why you would work to protect your crop harvest and send pesticide missiles first

Real or not, someone wants us to look at it, or this thread would be perpetually bounced to /x/.

>>512252811
It was foretold

>>512241401 (OP)
Fuck off spaceniggers. Were full

>>512252811
Unless they are literal niggers from outer space, we wouldn't even know. Fuck, that would suck. Imagine first contact being with extra solar bix noodin, lipsmackin space coons?

seriously, we've all seen indians rush to jobs lines, could you imagine the brainless stampede towards an ayy space-faring vessel? they would know the jeet cannot be reasoned with, that it will persist and defy all logic with it's rabid behavior

in a non-peaceful invasion, jeets will be seen as pests

>>512241401 (OP)
I'm gonna invite them over for some fried chicken and waffles.

>>512241401 (OP)
I layed down three perfectly formed 10-12 inch "anomolies" in the toilet this morning. I had to "three breathe it" meaning I had to pause without pinching and breath three times. the resulting alien spacecraft floating there represents the entire length of my 3 foot colon.

>>512253162
Indians are so good at ass kissing the aliens might get bamboozled by them

>>512241401 (OP)
>It's almost impossible for it to be natural.
Everything is pointing towards it being a comet.
>This is an artificial object headed right for Earth.
It's not headed towards Earth though. It doesn't even get that close to us.

>>512253045
its 100% reddit.
its one month to the school year.
this dude could just be hyping himself up to get a job.
its suprising how much /x/ has infiltrated alot of the boards without anyone really knowing.

>>512253162
Hahah we trick them into taking all of them.
>Yeah, they are all our best and brightest.
>We also think niggers are the sexiest
>Oh dang, oh no. Don't take all of them too
>Awe shucks, how will we ever survive
>Awe dang.

>>512253423
Its because the conspiracies are becoming reality so they can post anywhere

>>512241401 (OP)
Now are we doing Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, and Armageddon all at once? Instead Of Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck sacrificing themselves to save the Earth, it will be Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Elon mUsk who blow themselves up to destroy the asteroid/mothership. I can't wait.

>>512241823
>schizo
>appeal to authority, of modern sòyentific cummunity
Low iq moment

>>512253316
>three perfectly formed 10-12 inch "anomolies"
I want you to understand it broke because of the length of the toilet, not because I pinched. I created one long 36 inch "spacecraft" and it was the longest I have ever launched. If indeed alien races waged war on earth, the sheer spectacle and benevolence of this incredible 36 inch "anomaly" would have brokered lasting and forever peace.

>>512241401 (OP)
>war against aliens
A society capable of interstellar travel has advanced so far past 2025 humanity it would be like us going to war with Neanderthals

>>512253637
Do you have to wear lead shoes to keep from floating away? That's like a 10 pound shit lol

>>512253045
The second intelligent poster itt

>>512241731
>>512241401 (OP)

>>512253520
i suppose you are right.
ufo's always turn up when we dig up dirt on big no-no's of history.

>>512241401 (OP)
Daily reminder it's not a carbon based life form. It's an adversarial interstellar AI subroutine kill ship.

>>512252699
Once again, their theory is ayys picked up uhv tv broadcasts from local TV companies in rural Montana and have been sitting there all last week watching a trip to the moon, which just arrived at their home world from our first transmission
The transmissions to and from the voyagers are insanely directional. The odds of a planet in the background eavesdropping is virtually non-existent

Including a link for your zoomer ass
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Trip_to_the_Moon

Tldr: you're a child thinking your 90s toy walkie-talkie is gonna get through to china

>>512241401 (OP)
*ahem*

NIGGER I DONT GIVE A FUCK RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTINE FILES YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT PEDOPHILE PROTECTING FUCKS

>>512253686
And yet homo erectus has somehow destroyed western civilization. Maybe the aliens have seen what niggers and Jews can do to a functioning society, and are wisely keeping their distance.

>>512241401 (OP)
What if our star system became the space toilet and those are just extrasolar gargantuan turds?

>>512253976
Epstein* you dumb aussie niggie

>>512241401 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Fuck off with this kikery.
Even if aliens came to conquer the earth, we've been asking for it for decades with our broadcasts and our Voyager satellite shit, and the worst they're likely to do is finally relieve us of the jews by granting us the sweet embrace of death.
Fuck all kikes.

>>512253391
>>512253456
what makes you think there aren't ayy shitposters? what makes you think they're not aware?
my theory for this thread is that they already know full well, and they're launching kinetic space turds to turn india into a giant curry paste bowl

>>512241401 (OP)
It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

>>512241401 (OP)
wow a giant nothing burger

>avi loeb
circumcise thyself

Avi Loeb has never seen a rock he didn't think was a UFO.

>>512241401 (OP)
Aliens are not real

>>512242053

Based Hans. Seeing that kike's name automatically made me disregard his fake and gay project blue beans ramblings

>>512254220
They do a fly-by shitting? That would be hilarious! They dump the sewage on india and don't even stop

>>512244047
>libertarian flag
>rent seeking behavior toward aliens

>>512241401 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
Stopped reading there. It's just another jewish shenanigan.

>>512241401 (OP)
>Based strictly on the anomalies reported by Avi Loeb and his team
anyone reading beyond this is a retard. Stop posting about shit you know nothing about and go kill yourselves.

>>512241815
I’ve never been a fan of alien women, till Mass Effect way back when introduced Tali… I want to face fuck Tali.

>>512250961
huh, kinda sounds like the Imperium and the Tau, from ogga bogga to giant fucking robots.

>>512252004
I haven't heard about this movie in decades, I just watch it last week and now I have seen it talked about many times. What the shit. We live in a Matrix with limited memory. Quick everyone watch Schindler’s List.

>>512241401 (OP)
retarded kike math fails again. its going to speed up as the electric environment closer to the sun interacts with this negatively charged objects. just like the last one. remember the last long tube shaped object that passed through the solar system speeding up as it did so? it is still in the solar system actually. anyone falling for this being rendevouz with rama deserves to be eaten by feral niggers.

>>512255083
my man

>>512242214
>>512243018
>>512243166
look at these retards thinking comets are made of snowballs and so is everything else in space. we have landed on comets and they are solid rock. the outgassing, which it isnt, is plasma charge exchange causing particle ionization.

>>512254797
This, as much as it would be cool to have Ayys come and visit, I'm never going to trust anything a kike says.

>>512255083
That would kill her, she's immunocompromised
So your cock needs to wear a mask

>>512256120
Wouldn't the 1 thing the kikes truly fear be Aliens?

>>512244237
idky this made me col (chuckle out loud)

>>512242873
fat people in body armor is an abomination

>>512243752
fun fact: aliens can't abduct you without your consent

>>512256002
Yep, this is correct. Comets are not "dirty snowballs" they're consistently made of rock and carries a different positive/negative charge compared to the sun - it might currently be acting "weird" as it adjusts after entering the system

>>512254237
>And the most autistic post will be repeated no more

>>512256002
Look at this retard who just swallows whatever nonsense his government shits out.

>>512241401 (OP)

https://x.com/mockeridge82111/status/1950287852547215532

BLUE BEANS IS A GO

>>512241401 (OP)
20 bucks says they come here and then they wanna combat white supremecy

>>512241401 (OP)
meh

>>512241401 (OP)
obviously gayliens would wipe us out with some lazer shots.
>uhh muh drones and bullshit equipment vs quantum entangled lazer beam ufos
good luck with your fake gaylien war

>>512241401 (OP)
Even if this thing is artificial. then it just means the aliens have decided to just throw a space rock at us while they are still so far away that we will never know they were there. There will be no war, we will simply go the way of the dinosaurs. Bye.

>>512243445
Are you sure it's not trillions you retarded fuck?

>>512241401 (OP)
>(((Avi Loeb)))
k, keep us posted

no fear patriots. I have been fucking nigger aliens in the ass for years. they are coming to earth for breeding purposes. all white men get two beautiful aliens to fuck and when we are done they will leave earth and go populate their planet with white men sperm. H. Dark Maga

>>512241401 (OP)
>This is not a drill
>posts obvious drill
I hate you so much

>chariots of fire
or, alternatively a big stone nuffinburger.
I’ll not loose any sleep over it, thanks.

>>512243918

>>512257570
>dinosaurs
So by flood? Not going to happen. The End is by… ahh that would be telling wouldn’t it. But it’s defo not by another great flood.
Must have been bad when the world was sooo violent what with fallen angels teaching 900 year old geezers how to do war and big genetically enhanced fighting lizards all over the show that God acked everything. Nowadays we just get ziggers walking compliantly into minefields because Vladimir Putin wants to seize their businesses. How dull.

>>512242214
It hates jews and niggers, apparently.

>>512242888
Underrated

>>512243918
Absolutely Underrated

>>512247284
Based beyond belief

>>512257728
how does gaylien pussy taste?

>>512258510
Hopefully we get to find out soon enough.

>>512251753
Just like every encounter between different races led to extermination, which is why only whites exist? Oh wait.

>>512249304
real comets haven't been made yet

>>512247284
Blessings of Ashtar upon ye

>>512243018
So its a fucking comet. Another nothing burger.

>LE HECKEN SPACE ALINES FROM CUTHULU RELM ARE GOING TO KILL US GUYS KUST LIKE IN MY FAVORITE NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES GUYS

>>512258763
Well, i channeled with them the other night and they pretty much indicated to me that certain 'humans' on this mudball are about to become farm equipment, again, if they're lucky. Real talk, i could hear these guys playing Wagner in the background.

What if the aliens spied us from 100 light years away and they launched a ship thinking we were still a bunch of monkeys and they didn't come prepared and they've been sleeping for a million years and then they land and wake up from their pods but heckin darth skywalker, thanos, iron man and spongebob show up and chase the aliens back into space on another long million earthyear trip back home that would be so awesome and cool

>>512241401 (OP)
Space wars are fake and gay

>>512252004
Woah

>>512241986
>>512242095

>>512250025
Wouldn't that be a tentacle pit?

>>512241401 (OP)
>people still won't shut up about Epstein
>kikes roll out the ayy lmaos again
This simulation is so fucking boring.

>>512256491
With any luck. All of their jew media is about demonising them as horrible monsters so there's a clue.

>“The aliens are hostile”
How would they even fucking know?

>>512241401 (OP)
>bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
does it look like i can do anything about it? show me a picture of the alien's butthole and ill send you $5

>>512259190
>>512241401 (OP)
The “drones” we all saw a few months back are advanced police state loitering munitions. They’re gonna released them all and they’ll just snipe people from the sky who’s internet history they don’t like.

>>512259551
>show me a picture of the alien's butthole and ill send you $5
someone post the ayylmao porn webm please so i can collect my $5

>>512242602
>blasphemous
the other day was a fat homeless woman insulting jesus of nazareth in the streets, she was demonically possesed then.

>>512241986
>>512242095
>>512259312

>>512251518
Why would *hostile* aliens attack the earth?

They are hostile anon.... thats why.

Likely a 50/50 chance of aliens wiping us out on sight or making friends and trying to fuck our women and vise versa.

>>512241401 (OP)
> Avi
Disregarded.

>>512241401 (OP)
>this is not a drill

>>512241401 (OP)
enjoy your space peanut faggot

>>512250961
Except for they're not "Aliens" more like interdimensional beings & through that, have been back & forth with mankind (Governments) so they'd be very much up to speed with our current state & state if affairs.

This is either Gods & Jesus' war fleet ready to fulfill more biblical prophecy by returning with a "Fiery Sword" OR it's the invasion fleet carrying The interdimensional gay demons physical forms.

Either way, shits gonna be far from fun & a fuck load of "I wish I had repented."

If it is God & Jesus, then you'll see THE rapture close to our Heavenly Lord, our Father & The King of All Kings arrival (Maybe months or weeks before contact) & that will be those worthy being saved right before they purge the Earth (The rest of us) with fire instead of a water flood.

You will see literal Angels fighting actual Demons whilst this shit happens as they have to actually come down here & slay the fallen ones & all their ilk, kin, kids, followers & worshipers.

Best start reading the Bible ladies & gents.

Because this is it.

Don't have to believe in space because regardless of your beliefs, they're called "The Heavens Above" for a reason.

Good luck anons & may God bless the decent of you, been a pleasure, gonna jack off now.

>>512259561
Why you gotta summon that timeline like that bruh

>>512259992
Sir, this is a Wendy's..

>>512250961
Except for they're not "Aliens" more like interdimensional beings & through that, have been back & forth with mankind (Governments) so they'd be very much up to speed with our current state & state if affairs.

This is either Gods & Jesus' war fleet ready to fulfill more biblical prophecy by returning with a "Fiery Sword" OR it's the invasion fleet carrying The interdimensional gay demons physical forms.

Either way, shits gonna be far from fun & a fuck load of "I wish I had repented."

If it is God & Jesus, then you'll see THE rapture close to our Heavenly Lord, our Father & The King of All Kings arrival (Maybe months or weeks before contact) & that will be those worthy being saved right before they purge the Earth (The rest of us) with fire instead of a water flood.

You will see literal Angels fighting actual Demons whilst this shit happens as they have to actually come down here & slay the fallen ones & all their ilk, kin, kids, followers & worshipers.

Best start reading the Bible ladies & gents.

Because this is it.

Don't have to believe in space because regardless of your beliefs, they're called "The Heavens Above" for a reason.

Good luck anons & may God bless the decent of you, been a pleasure, gonna jack off now.

>>512241401 (OP)
Will there be green space aliens?

>>512241401 (OP)
Did they forget to fuel it or something? Is it on a free return trajectory back to whatever poorfag alien shithole it launched from?
Must be the extraterrestrial equivalent of one of those indigenous African helicopter designs trying to hit earth with a bunch of space niggers on board.
Call me if it changes course.

>>512256776
that seems unfair considering I can abduct them regardless

>>512260293
>don’t talk about the obvious plan that no one else is talking about
I’m going to rip the veil open and summon Pokémon to this world, but niggerkikes and the govt will try to use drones to create a police state so that anons can’t go out and capture pokemons.

DRONE POLICE STATE IS COMING
TRUMP IS PART OF CHABAD LUDAVITCH
OPEN NETHERPORTALS IN THE WOODS TO HELP THE POKÉMON GET HERE SOONER

>>512260884
>EATa/DkX

EAT A DICK -/x/
>>>/x/40849966
>>>/x/40849873
>>>/x/40849551

Royal Jaune is coming. I APed to the ship, he’s actually cool af. He an Amphibioid like Kek, how cool is that? Reptoids are terrified right now. I also put curses all over those blue Galactic federation faggots, they’re fucked, watch them rot and die now. Patriots and Mantises and standing by, mantis goon sigil:
V
M

>>512241401 (OP)
Good.

>>512241401 (OP)

>>512259561
>thread immediately stops getting bot bumped
Vros..

>>512259954
>Likely a 50/50 chance of aliens wiping us out on sight or making friends and trying to fuck our women and vise versa.
Nigger and Pakistani aliens are already doing this and the Canadian government doesn't care. What makes this different?

>>512241401 (OP)
If it does end up heading for Earth, I'm going to go to the exact impact location, bend over and spread my cheeks for that BIG BLACK ROCK!

>>512241401 (OP)
The anomalies really are something. It might actually be happening.

>>512241401 (OP)
Watch the skies. Everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies!

>>You literal faggots don't even realize we're about to go to war against an alien civilization.
We ain't going to war mate, they'll vaporize us way before then

>>512261288
>>512260884
Goon across the world! Goon for Interstellar “peace”!
https://youtu.be/pQs26c1klAU

God it would be so hilarious if Earth's ultimate demise is from some giant billion year old intergalactic frozen fossilized turd missile.

>>512261977
Hey, ask them anout the eldritch stuff going on in antarctica.

I want to make sure they're prepped.

>>512241401 (OP)
fucking space jews trying to infiltrate OUR blue marble
I say we deny them asylum

>>512241401 (OP)
>Avi
stopped reading there

>>512261977
https://youtu.be/2KZurKtYR58

https://youtu.be/hSaXuWBw1Vo
King Bahamut Fling wide the Doors of reality!
https://youtu.be/dBrTbmfle4g

Aliens have been receiving our television signals

After watching years of Boomer television they came to the conclusion that our whole species has to be exterminated for the good of the universe

>>512262046
The dude that flied the plane to Antarctica did open the way.

Now we see them! His procession!

>>512247593
That chick is Italian, not Indian, you fucking jeet.

>>512249476

>>512241401 (OP)
I met a jewess once in Germany back in 2010. She drained my balls.

>>512242873
>meal team six

>>512262660
fun fact about jewesses
they love it in the butt like you wouldn't believe
a jew once told me:
>I'll kill you, goy: I'll kill you!
for having reminded him that simple fact
but he certainly didn't call me a liar

>>512262581
...Interesting...

A bit surprised they can solo The Board, The Agenda, and the Urmah, and are willing to do all that just because I offered a mutual agreement...

Unbelievable.

Hmmm, message recieved.

>>512241401 (OP)
Cheech and Chong are headed to intercept, the intergalactic joint.
They believe they can smoke it, before it splashes down.

>>512262712
You gauls are the best. I spent the better part of the last month drinking cider in Cabourg, shouting racial slurs at the ocean, and sleeping with your women.

>>512262819
https://youtu.be/yCto3PCn8wo
Everybody loves a bargain!

https://youtu.be/LyIs19XfNZU

>>512241401 (OP)
Nigger

>>512241401 (OP)
>This is not a drill
Retardation never is.

>>512262660
Yeah, that's kind of a common Jewess trait. They're hypersexual, but also completely fucking neurotic and usually get pilled out from an early age.
>Oh vey, our little mischling needs to be a doctor or a lawyer. She'll be bat mitzvahed in 5 years, we better giver her prescription amphetamines now so she can keep going to private schools
>Oy vey, the speed is making her talk to demons. Let's put her on an antipsychotic, she'll be a woman in our community in just 4 years
>Oy vey, she's kind of all over the place now. We better give her a mood stabilizer, she's going to be Mitzvah'd in just e years
>Oy vey, the speed, antipsychotics, and the mood stabilizers have been difficult to balance, we keep having to try out different prescriptions to see what works. We should probably give her a benzo at night as well so she can sleep, she'll be a woman in 2 years
Time Lapse
Second jew appears
>Wow my girlfriend will do fucking ANYTHING. She loves to duck dick, lets me put it in her ass, hunts down threesomes for me, lets me totally dominate her, but she's just a freak in the sheets - she goes to an ivy league school! And her parents are rich jews like mine are! Holy fuck, I'm gonna marry her!!!
more time passes
same jewish fella:
>Holy shit, I can't believe my wife cheated on me the entire time we were dating, the entire time we were engaged, and multiple times while we were married!
But oy vey, she lets me stick it in her ass, blows me whenever I want, finds threesomes for me, and we have to pay this mortgage off! What a story we'll never tell the kids we're trying to have right now
Jews don't believe in Hell because their existence on earth is a hell of their own creation.
tl;dr fuck the jewish slut with extreme caution, do not date them EVER.

>>512263000
I'm Norman, but in cabourg, it's not my women
it's parisianesses, and thus everyone's women, really
many jewesses among those, btw
and Norman cider is better than bretonimals', but calvas (short for calvados: basically, cider moonshine) is better yet (particularly the kind you don't find in shops, at least at 60%)

>>512249596
Thank you Newton, very cool.

>>512263000
and only lower Normandy (where you were) used to be Gauls
upper used to be Belgae (and quite less welcoming)

>>512262985

>>512241401 (OP)
>Based strictly on the anomalies reported by Avi Loeb
Stopped reading

>>512241815
based

>>512241401 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
every time

>>512250025
you're funny but thats not it works.
t. brainlet retard