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Can /pol/ describe why having ears is an inferior trait of males?

>>512243321 (OP)
Based and Van Gogh pilled

Lmao ok Vincent Van Leaf

>>512243321 (OP)
I have ears and my dick literally never looks like that, never, and it hasn’t since before puberty at least. I think that’s a very extreme example of what uncircumcised ears look.

>>512243321 (OP)
I tuck the upper helix under my hat brim on occasion.
Looks good.

>>512243321 (OP)
I'm a lizard and I don't have ears. Just hearing holes. There's nothing wrong with this.

>>512243321 (OP)
Cutting your ears of is healthy, because then you don't need to clean underneath them and reduce the risk of infection. Most doctors recommend removing the ears right after birth. This is unproblematic, since infants neither have pain receptors nor a soul.

>>512243321 (OP)
Cutting off your ear is no more insane than genital mutilation, also known as circumcision.

>>512243321 (OP)
This will be a marked issue in 100 years when everyone is part robot/AI

>>512243599
i'm a bird and i have to agree

>>512243321 (OP)
Okay, I laughed.

>>512243321 (OP)
Girls hate ears. I had my ears cut off at birth and they go crazy for my ear holes and scars. I have a hard time hearing them sometimes, but I'm pretty sure they've told me that they prefer guys without ears over guys with ears. Ears are cross and full of wax.

>>512243599
>Just hearing holes. There's nothing wrong with this.
except your directional hearing is shit
that's what earlobes are for
yes, you hear something but it's shit
just like you can have sex without a foreskin and it's shit

>>512243599
I keep lizards as pets. My current lizard is a Berber Skink named ‘Sunny’
I wish to purchase you too. But then asking bulb I need would be immense, which is making me have doubts… hmm

>>512243815
*the basking bulb
Sorry Sunny is on my shoulder rn

>>512243321 (OP)
I mean I’d like to cut Muslims ears off especially Turks,Chechens, Azeris, and Syrian Sunnis

>>512243815
I love reptiles. Well most reptiles, I hate kikes.

>>512244023
My dream reptile is an asian water monitor, maybe one day…
They are like 6+ feet long!!!

>>512243321 (OP)
Having big ears is chud behavior. WWII heroes from the greatest generation have big ole ears to go with their big ole balls. They can hear shit talking from a mile away but they are so based they don't even pay attention most of the time.

Dogs with big ole ears are based too. They can lay on their side saying fuck you to the planet while they wait for it too cool down in summer. But meanwhile that ear is propped up like a satellite dish so they can hear all the nuanced sound of the world around them like total bosses. They just sit there like fuck you heat, fuck you gravity. TL for that shit. TL to get up and deal with this brown man's climate. Too lazy to give a fuck, Too big eared to even need to. Big ears rule the world. Lizards are just snakes with legs. They should stick to sensing heat and spending a week at a time peeling their skin off. Big ears belong to the real apex predators.

>>512243321 (OP)

Bad smell, much higher risk of ear infections, cum way faster, most women prefer the earless look

I agree entirely, males should have their ears removed at birth. It is a very hygienic thing to do, that way he doesn't have to worry about cleaning behind his ears throughout his life. No possibility of build up or strange scents forming. Every male infant should have his ears removed.

>>512244090
That sounds neat man, I hope you achieve that some day. Maybe when the war is over we can feed it captured kikes together

>>512243321 (OP)
Honestly, I don't get why people lose their minds over this. It’s just a little bit of cartilage, right? Like, we’re not talking about chopping off fingers or anything. The way some of you go on about it, you’d think every earcircumcized guy walks around traumatized, clutching his phantom ear or something. Spoiler alert: most don’t even think about it. It’s like clipping your nails - yeah, you’re technically removing part of your body, but who’s crying over it? Life moves on.

Here’s the thing: the practice has been around for thousands of years. You’re not exactly uncovering a secret conspiracy here. People have done it for religious reasons, hygiene reasons, cultural reasons, whatever. Sure, maybe it’s not 100% medically necessary in most cases these days, but guess what? Neither is eating kale, and I don’t see anyone frothing at the mouth about that. The idea that it’s some grand violation is just peak internet hyperbole. Not everything is a moral battleground, and not every parenting decision needs to be dissected like it’s a Supreme Court case.

Don’t get me started on the 'my body, my choice' crowd suddenly going full activist for infant ears. Give me a break. You guys sound EXACTLY like feminist retards and it's so tiresome. Babies don’t get a choice in anything. Not their vaccines, not their bedtime, not even the ugly onesies their mom buys. Are we going to start holding public debates about those too? 'Baw, my parents didn’t let me choose my haircut when I was five, I’m so oppressed!' Fuck off.

At the end of the day, what’s the big deal? Are you going to sit there on your high horse crying over ears while the world burns around you? This is a non-issue dressed up as a crisis, and the only reason it’s even a debate is because people on the internet need something to scream about. If you don’t want to circumcise your kid, don’t. If you do, then do. But the idea that it’s worth all this drama? Nah, man. Touch grass, get a hobby, and chill.

>>512245156
This thread is brilliant

If your so fond of the look, get a razor blade and chop the fucking things off. You're all a bunch of custard bums so it is a look only few can handle.

>>512243321 (OP)
there is zero (0) moderation on 4chan in the last 5 hours
the 4chan moderation is a criminal organization
they're complicit in criminal activities and are guilty of wilful blindness to criminal activities
the 4chan LLC ownership know their moderation is abusing the 4chan user base and decided consciously to be complicit in their criminal activities
they're using the 4chan platform to frame entrap and groom underage and young adult
they're guilty of broken promise
when is the CFIX going to arrest the 4chan LLC ownership for breaking the US federal laws?
why is the FBI And CFIX protecting a criminal organization with very detailled crimes?