Thread 512243989

https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/west-london-kitten-killer-17-32197965
>Kitten killers only get 1 year in prison

https://metro.co.uk/2025/08/04/burglar-caught-hours-after-staring-into-ring-doorbell-of-home-he-tried-to-break-into-23833143
>Spastic Burglar

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-france-migrant-returns-deal-comes-into-force-13407017
>France / UK Migrant deal comes into force

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/girl-4-dies-dies-incident-waterworld-stoke-on-trent-b2801827.html
>4yr old girl drowns

https://www.lbc.co.uk/crime/tommy-robinson-arrested-airport-assault
>Tommy Robinson arrested

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/denmark-zoo-asks-people-to-donate-their-small-pets-as-food-for-captive-predators
>Denmark asks people to donate their pets for food

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj6y70rk37zo
>Honours system gets new role to make awards more inclusive

your country sucks

First for noncench being a ESL retard who can't pick up social cues or sarcasm and paid a half g to some nigger tranny to suck him off.

Can I get motability for BAME induced fatigue?

Despise southerners.

First for talking about my imaginary friends

bloatability scooter

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA

>>512243912
maybe I'm doing it wrong

>>512244085
the sheer irony here
i wish you had the mind to comprehend it

>>512244204
kek

>>512244207
I'm listening

gay bumboy namebame slap fights commence. it's after midnight after all.

>>512244276
Rattled

been anywhere nice lately?

>>512244333
>picrel
lmfao, he really is a loser.

https://www.amren.com/podcasts/2025/02/building-our-own-communities/

The Americans have found a way out of no way. How would a well wisher wish them a Merry Christmas?

>>512244333
beastiality is illegal

Told the wife I'm fed of being used by her and her family and being made out to be the arsehole when I call them out on it.
She proceeded to have a rant at me, called me a cunt and sulked for the rest of the evening.
Kinda proving my point.

I fucking hate people so much.

>>512244395
Those fags call it "Holiday Season"

clarse larse arse

malpa still owning himself with every post, tragic

>>512244382
>>512244438
you dont get it though, was meant to be £400 for 3 hours but she let me off scott free saying it was the best fuck she’d had in years
she said she loved my ‘big Dench cock’ in a deep sexy Bantu accent, she had a normal British black girl accent before but something about my cock must have made her go back to her roots, she was feral
she stayed and carried on slow sucking my balls and cock for another hour after the time was up, going ‘mmmm’ and ‘it’s fucking perfect’ while giving perfect seductive eye contact, she fucking loved it
fucking kino desu

>>512244561
>was meant to be £400 for 3 hours
christ, top yourself you fucking loser.
didn't read the rest.

>>512244499
I like this story how about you guys?

>>512244561
>fucking disease riddled monkeys
>does it for free
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>>512244333
According to a bloke on the ferry to Amsterdam, you could get two of the big fat black ones for the price of a white one... I imagine there's an enormous sense of value. Like going to B&M.

>>512244490
being used in what way? shouldn't you both be helping each other

>>512244705
The last bastion

Plarse - The Original British Plastic Sex Arse

manufactured in vietnam

>>512244713
did this make sense in your head you deranged spastic

She definitely got something about her.

>>512244490
brutal, woman live in a much smaller reality but her reality is equally just as important. To achieve harmony you have to balance the two with nature. Saying that, loads of niggers an shit everywhere now so best stick the bitch in a burka

>>512244379
no, but I might be going on a trip later this month

>>512244333
He should have give her extra £500 and shit on her chest

>>512244872
a tig ole pair of bitties

Tommy needs your help.

Timmy needs your help

>>512244761
For example she''ll go away with her mum on holidays and get me to look after her dog for her, which I don't mind, but then the dad decides he's going to go away at the same time and they put it on me to look after their cats as well, and it's not a "can you look after their cats for us", it's "you'll have to look after their cats for us".

>>512244765
All things are ready if our minds be so

https://rumble.com/v6wzx1m-all-white-community-gets-green-light.html

>>512245251
what now?
He wont hear it, The spastic would attack me for pointing out his fallacy

>>512244561
Based. Fucking hookers is so much fun. The thrill of texting back and forth, arranging a meet, arriving and stepping through the door and turning around to take a glance at what will be around your cock in 2 minutes is an exciting experience.

2 more weeks

might pump a bird

>>512245368
Who wishes for more help?

>>512245525
15 min quickie for you, lil man.

>>512245383
I much prefer offering them a couple extra hundred to shit on their chests, leaves a life long mental scar on them they have to take to the grave all for a value of £300

>>512245383
>she stayed and carried on slow sucking my balls and cock for another hour after the time was up, going ‘mmmm’ and ‘it’s fucking perfect’
>Based. Fucking hookers is so much fun. The thrill of texting back and forth, arranging a meet, arriving and stepping through the door and turning around to take a glance at what will be around your cock

kek this Jewish fanfiction

>>512245574
England

goin bed lads

>>512245649
I'd never do that. The most extreme thing I would do is record myself face fucking a hooker. Camera pointed right in her face as I'm using her mouth like a pussy and I can relive that moment forever

>>512243989 (OP)
>actual effort in the OP
We don't deserve you t b h

>>512245685
get auto filter fella

>>512244070
You are forcing yourself on a penal desert island, Chang

>>512245308
Women shit-test a lot, the best I can say is to not overreact, but at the same time don’t be a pushover, you're the man - she's the woman. Also whys your wife going on holiday without you, is that not suspect?

>>512245649
Why not just shit without asking and save?

>>512245308
Never heard of a kennel? Throw the fuckers in there and take them home the day before everyone is back

>>512244682
WW2 offspring boomers were so retarded

>>512246145
I get off knowing that they will always know someone shat on them for less than a months rent, they had to wipe and smear it off, goosebumps just thinking about my trophy’s, mental trauma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ
tyoon

>>512245605
That's enough for anyone if they're honest.

>>512245649
This was the first draft of the pretty woman script

>>512245308
Agree to do both then stick the pets somewhere for the duration and fuck off to Amsterdam yourself

>>512246548
I doubt any prozzie would do that for anything less than 400 as an extra

>>512246734
Send the pets to that zoo in Denmark.

>>512246982
If your doing a budget 1 hour sesh then no, it’s got to be an overnight, their greed is there undoing sex means nothing, being shit on? Damaging

>>512247040
fuck off jew

bjork

>>512247238
>>512246982
Look at you sad cuynts larping about having sex wiuth prostitutes.
Your lives are fuckiing over you disgusting ugly fucks.

>>512247403
>t. seething poorfag

Should I move to Iceland? I was thinking Spain or Portugal but maybe I should move to Iceland.

>>512247162
>dress unwanted children as rabbits at Halloween

>>512247040
yiddem wit de riddem

>>512247377
Had a teletext romance with bjork

>>512247521
too cold

>>512247621
I remember teletext, was only a baby then, thought it was just for booking holidays and such.

>>512247403
Some of us are conservative voters anon

>>512247238
I won't do anything longer than 1hr. That's my first rule and my 2nd is never seeing the same girl more than once.

>>512247709
any other suggestions?

>>512247766
Might have been ceefax
>Short, fat, hairy builder, 46, with no job, house, car, prospects seeks slim, blonde, rich woman for relationship. Must be 20's.

>youtube detects VPNs and requires you to prove your age

OH NONONO

>>512247842
no spain or portugal seems like the right call atleast climate wise

>brit/pol/ has shin bet handlers now
BASED!

>>512248176
they are probably using built in browser one its easy to detect

this can happen before the I.d fiasco

>>512248176
Do North Koreans have it better because they never experienced it where as we have experienced it and are now losing it

>>512247842
Czechia for the hoes and beer

>>512247595
shit taste

>>512248436
Ignorance is bliss when tis folly to be wise.

>>512248492
Ive heard its decent there, not a bad shout. Might book a holiday and see for myself.

>>512248525
it's alright

>>512248492
If Public Agent has presented me the truth (it has), then there's fit birds who will suck and fuck for a few notes down every street

>>512248492
i want to drink bavarian ales in the black forest with flaxen haired beer maidens

>>512248547
How are they going to unplug the generation alpha, these niggas are more insane for wifi than zoomers

>>512248699
Hmm gateaux

>>512248699
I want to eat Black Forest gateau with Helen from greggs

>>512248780
>>512248785
we are not the same

Kitten killers getting 1 bugs me... meanwhile drug dealers dealing pleasure get 12...

When my cat went missing I actually cried because she just likes to be in a warm place and purr whilst being petted. Luckily she came back after 24 hours.

My older cat is a hippy cat and will sit in my room inhaling skunk while I sit at my desktop happy.

>>512248866
do be like

>>512248743
I have zero interaction with gen alpha so I couldn't say, I'm sure they're fucked either way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=674KGKRQBPE
yeah but

>nearly 2am
>humid af
seething
if i ever meet someone from aria
gonna eat their throat

SIX-A-BONG
SIX-A-BONG

>>512249436
ngl i luv jew qts
geif dem bappos

we'll be in the pub an they'll mention what they do for work
moment I hear project aria?
gonna lunge at their throat
bite down on their jugular
and tear
i will tear out chunks until their head falls off
you don't fuck with the weather

Never forget what you're fighting for

>>512249436
Masonic egging and splashing no true brits ever do. I take qualities from a cat, gentleness and love. And soon cats they become companions you will die for.

For example waking up and your beautiful cat companion is kneading on your duvet and wanting a cuddle.

They're so damn cute

https://youtu.be/r54jwZvtJck?si=wjHCGi6SspUM60v0

>>512249421
new order are better desu

>>512249916
>"Ride of the Valkyries" blasting high volume

You won't do shit, goy.

>>512250270
Who asked you anyway. Get filtered

>>512249916
>Saying henlo to all other retards

>>512250270
Will there be a Yookay January 6th equivalent if people get cheesed off enough?

I watched that video of Wes in Epping he posted, he followed the Counter protesters, the Stand Up to Racism wankers, and they were so unhealthy, so unfit, that one of them literally threw up in a garden on the way back from the counter protest and another almost collapsed from the walk because it was too much.
Soft bunch of bastards.
The White 'security' they had was also too old and the 'muscle' they had were Muslims were could barely string a sentence together in English.
It was great watching it all, very enjoyable to watch.

>>512250523
there you go juden, a black man that actually did rock and roll

https://youtu.be/6WDSY8Kaf6o?si=ZYAPU2xXtHT11S3C

>>512251183
>>512251105
see here
>>512251044

>>512251244
https://youtu.be/beCZmcp5W8c?si=GJRTTDr-lZD4Kebp
this video? just started watching it. I expect this to be a regular occurrence for the foreseeable future, and I'm sure it's why they are bringing in internet censorship.

>>512251473
Yeah that's the one, worth watching I say gives a little insight to the other side.

Now, around the 23 minute mark listen out for what the copper shouts,
"WATCH OUT FOR ANY FACISTS" I thought and Wes thought in the video that originally came from one of the counter protesters but it was said by a copper and I think he was a Sergeant.

>>512251183
This song is inexplicably popular... Radio, bar playlists, cover bands... Nice song just saying

When people shout 'fascists off our street' or 'death to fascists' I just think of this video.

https://archive.org/details/the-controversial-art-of-herbert-smagon

It makes me tear up evertime and I think we should have mercy and humanity on everyone who fought in WW2.

>>512251606
this is had to watch
half the country screaming 'we want out country back'
the other half screaming 'nazi scum'
those not involved just want to pay their ever increasing bills
I don't think any party involved will get the result they want, everyone has a reason to be upset, I don't know how this will end

>>512253005
hard*

>>512253005
>I don't know how this will end
It ends in war. This part right now is just people beginning to pick sides.
It will be global, (it's already ongoing in places) and will be worse than any other war in history.

>>512252180
Man the eastern front wasn't human for a damn second
Polacks, Lithuanians, Russias, Germans... The ink dried as "Germans bad" but it was insanity all around
The fact that Dresden is seen as such a horror, even despite London bombing... It shows the difference in standards/ethics etc. still total war is... All consuming and no one pauses for grace. Don't feel too bad, they wouldn't (neither commie or fascist)

>>512253005
The half screaming 'nazi scum' are being bused around the country, the organisers are paid by the Unions.
The other half simply want a safe country for their children to grow up which means deporting all illegals and then deporting the Pakistani Muslims who raped tens of thousands of underage girls.
I think you're right people aren't going to get what they want, so this will build and build.

Looks like they banned that coinbase advert.
Kek

>>512253124
I think war is optimistic at this point, who's going to fight, and who's going to lead us. We're losing our political significance. MAYBE something will happen in America, and we'll probably rejoin the EU at some point. But there's also Asia and the Middle East to think about. I dont know though.

>>512253902
You need to organize in the form of ballot harvesting. Communities, perhaps businesses... Be a slightly more organized block than muzzies, that's it, that's the bar.
Make sure not to do anything illegal (bribes, threats etc)
And fuck Nigel, get someone "extreme"

fuck off

They're doing it again.

>Two men have appeared in court charged in connection with the rape of a 12-year-old girl in Nuneaton.

>Ahmad Mulakhil faces two rape charges, while Mohammad Kabir is accused of kidnap, strangulation and aiding and abetting the rape of a girl aged under 13.

>Warwickshire County Council leader George Finch has alleged the two men were asylum seekers, which the BBC has been unable to verify independently, and accused Warwickshire Police and the Home Office of covering up their immigration status.

>Police refused to disclose further details, saying: "Once someone is charged with an offence, we follow national guidance. This guidance does not include sharing ethnicity or immigration status."

>Mr Mulakhil, 23, appeared before magistrates in Coventry on 28 July, with Mr Kabir, also aged 23, appearing before magistrates on Saturday.

>The pair, both from the Warwickshire town, will next appear at Warwick Crown Court on 26 August.

>It has been reported but not officially confirmed that they are Afghan nationals.

>Anyone who was in the Cheverel Street area of Nuneaton between 20:30 and 21:45 BST on 22 July and saw anything of interest is urged to come forward by Warwickshire Police.


Yeah just your average men that like to pin down, strangle and rape a young girl. Nothing to see here. Move along citizen.

>>512253531
That's the adverting jackpot. Now everyone is going to look it up. They can run ads on.their ad.

if it end in war, who are we going to war against? it just doesn’t make sense, looks what already happened

>>512254538
You're lucky I haven't got memeflaggots filtered on my phone.

politics doesn’t matter, god matters

>>512255754
God can suck my balls.

>>512254426
Don't forget our country have expert nudge units that spend all day, thousands of them thinking of narratives and ways they can spin this.
They were on Twitter/X all yesterday under their fake accounts trying to counter signal all the protests. There's going to be a lot more of that in the coming days and weeks.

Britain is a spooky country, full of cryptids. I've heard there's one cryptid unique to Britain that is nocturnal and inhabits urban areas. Many bongs have claimed it is completely invisible, except for its eyes and teeth, and it speaks in an arcane language
>eyyy run dem creps my G, man need oll dat still
These spooks are apparently pretty common these days, but still nobody has ever seen one clearly