Thread 512248588

China continues to embarrass the US with passenger rail. China is rolling out their next gen high speed rail at the same time the US is scrapping plans for any high speed rail at all.
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3319128/china-unveils-next-gen-high-speed-rail-tech-us-puts-brakes-bullet-train-funding

If China was winning, the spam would be unnecessary.

>>512248708
Cope. We live in a third world country. China won.

>>512248820
>We
lol

>>512248820
>We

Good morning saar

>>512248588 (OP)
Then simply, take Taiwan.

The Chinese government has total control and just builds what they want with no red tape. Most western countries have to jump through a million hoops and grease a lot of palms to get much done because of the laws previous governments brought in for democracy.

>>512248588 (OP)
I would rather die than live in China

>>512248588 (OP)
I'm Asian and I don't ever want to take public transportation. When I go to Asia, I have people there with personal vehicles. I don't know why retards make public transportation a goal. Most people in Asia would love to own their own car.

>>512248588 (OP)
>be me
>chink
>wake up at 3 a.m. to the light of a thousand suns
>Fetal position and brace for impact as the shockwave hits the building
>Screams and thuds abound as I hear the stairwell collapse
>Peer out the window at the mushroom cloud of the local pig iron mill
>Late for 22 hour shift at the electric plant
>Rappel passed the bodies of fellow chinks pleading for help and splat stains of what was once children using bedsheets
>Sky fills with orange chemical gas but I have my trusty 4 year old paper mask made in china
>Hear a faint pop and realize my right lung has burst while running away from the death cloud
>Get on the bus and face scan to prove social credit is high enough for public transit
>old woman slaps the bus driver over a 20 cent haggle
>oh fuck.jpg
>kick out the nearest window and dive through as the bus driver snaps and veers off bridge
>Hobble toward the electric plant
>it hiroshimas
>I was far enough away only my epidermis disintegrates
>have about 5 minutes of life left before the pain makes me black out
>immediately log into state approved 4chan gold pass
>Post one last thread about how glorious chinkland is better than America and call anyone a CIA agent that disagrees
>Turn off canadian VPN to be one with the chinese great firewall
>10 fellow chinks walk passed my screams for help and every car in my vicinity runs over me
>Die in agony
>Body integrates with the street as local traffic makes no attempt to drive around corpse
>我爱你中国.mp3

>>512248588 (OP)
>be me
>chink
>Waiting for elevator when someone in front pushes tinfoil door open and falls down 30 floors
>Take stairs get in car
>Run over a baby while reversing
>Driving to work
>Narrowly miss a fuel truck exploding
>Guy on moped turns into a tube of toothpaste under a truck
>Bike in front of me randomly Hiroshimas atomising the rider
>Drive past 10 people blowtorching dogs
>Go to factory job
>Say hi to Chang
>Chang falls into furnace
>Go to lathe room
>Hui spinning around and around
>Yulong being made into pasta sheets
>Chao being giftwrapped
>Go to goods in
>Li drops box and is instantly vaporized
>Pass by boiler room
>Whole team of engineers on fire
>Go to metal working room
>Liu falls face first into white hot metal ball
>MingLi is crushed by 9000kg red hot sheet metal
>Go to front desk to sign out
>Receptionist stabbed in head with knife hanging out
>sign out and leave building
>Suicide lands at my feet, crushing another baby
>Driving home from work
>Guy in front of me is crushed by wall
>See two separate guys killed by exploding manholes
>Drive into car park to park car, run over two more babies
>Walking to shop, some people stood around a hole
>Floor collapses and drags 10 people into the depths of the earth
>Narrowly avoid another truck, falling street light
>Guy in front of me is killed by falling cat
>Another by falling brick
>4 guys pushing scaffolding suddenly stop moving then burst into flames
>Get to store
>Woman in front of me is eaten by escalator
>Take stairs
>buy my tiger dick tea and noodles
>Get in car
>Reverse and run over another 10 babies
>Narrowly miss a derailed train and collapsing road
>Get home
>Local firework factory explodes like a tactical nuclear weapon again
>4 neighbouring skyscrapers do a 911
>Run inside to get GF
>She's fucking Jian
>Stab both to death
>Go to make my noodles
>Noodles are made of plastic

>>512248588 (OP)
>China continues to embarrass the US with passenger rail.
How charmingly archaic.

>>512248588 (OP)
>live in China
>try to prepare breakfast but one of my 7 concubines drank the last of the leaded milk
>get in car
>car won't start because intake is clogged with a toddler's torso
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>pluck it out
>car is still immobilized due to several human heads jamming up the wheel as well
>no time to fix it, I'm late for work
>use concubine #3's bicycle
>bike is broken because it's chinese just like you
>f@#*!
>have to walk, I guess
>put on standard outdoor chinese facemask
>visibility is 20 feet due to smog
>best it's been all year, what a beautiful day
>see neighbor lady sweeping her dead child into trash bin
>again?!
>she shrugs and says "china will go larger" and goes back into house
>a sewer explodes, I narrowly dodge a flying manhole cover
>get to train station
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>trample over them because I'm late, dammit
>driver announces "scheduled derailment in 10 seconds, please hold on"
>train derails, me and some other guy in the back row survive
>he waves to me with the one arm he has left and smiles
>says "We will live in prosperity!"
>finally get to the wilderness park where I work
>take escalator up to office to clock in
>plate at the top of escalator gives way, gears and torque would've eaten my left leg if I still had one
>feed it my left hand instead as an offering
>for China
>get in car to drive a visitor and her family around tiger enclosure
>remind them that one of them has to die here as per the rules of the park
>daughter says it's her turn and jumps out, mom says "bull (bleep)" and jumps out after her
>Tiger kills the mother but breaks its leg while trying to kill daughter due to calcium defiency
>I have to apologize to the daughter: "sorry, Tiger is broken today, come back tomorrow"
>China will grow larger

>>512248588 (OP)
It's not really possible in America. There is no trust so nobody will use public transport anyway, if they can help it.

Neat thread, just a few posts, but such a rich selection of amerimuttoid cope

>>512252823
Pretty much.

>>512254756
That would be fun to drive. Never want to take public transport.