Unless you are Chad. Who else has realized this? For the record, most marriages are trash. This is what I get for being enlightened I guess.

>>512257395 (OP)
Most people are grotesque monsterous abusive
dumbfucks.
I realized this long before I was
30, I can gd assure you

>>512257495
>I realized this long before I was
>30, I can gd assure you
and everyone clapped

Finally, a political thread

>>512257395 (OP)
Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band

>>512257395 (OP)
I thought /pol/ said men peaked in their thirties? I was looking forward to it. Why do you say people hate 30 year old men?

>>512257395 (OP)
Nobody cares because what you are not mentioning is that you are an asian pervert.

>>512257395 (OP)
>"People hate-"

>>512257583
original. A real creator type huh?

>>512257395 (OP)
Nobody really shit talks me about this, at least to my face (which is the only shit talk that counts)
>t 31

>>512257395 (OP)
No one cares 90 percent of Americans are face shit after 27 anyway

>>512257627
If you are rich and amazing looking. And everyone will tell you that you are a worthless failure if you aren't. Ultimately, life is all about having empathetic parents. I'd say rich, but my parents had plenty of money, they were just narcissistic boomers. I tried all kinds of things. It doesn't matter. We live in the most toxic popularity contest ever.

>on post
>on duty
yes? .. now button that collar. and shave that disgusting beard off of your face.

Rockin' Roberts TRUST FUND BAND!

>>512257395 (OP)
This is just more authoritarian seeing anyways
>You are deviant if not married by 30
... is the take away, bugman message. Regardless of what OP seems to be saying.
Even Establishment Man has a wife.
Even if it's a sham marriage like Trump's.

God I hate you fucking conformist shits. With your stupid fucking Internet slang and tired ass 10byear old you hr is whack bullshit cliches you pass off as wit.
Ugh.
D-:
And dumber every fucking year

>>512257395 (OP)
age is a spook

>>512257395 (OP)
>be me
>30 year old wizard
>men and women at work ask me my age occasionally
>i ask them to guess and they believe im 25
>tell them no im 30
>surprised pikachu
>they ask if im married i just tell them i didnt find the one yet
>always get compliments telling me i look like a rockstar
>i make friends really easy because im tall, have a good face, good frame, and look cool
>people assume i fuck, party hard, and play guitar
>i didnt even have a car until last month
>i bought a brand new red sports car with a massive cash down payment and my excellent credit score
>im ready to fuck sluts, cheat on girls, and i bought a guitar
>no one know my little secret im a virgin whose barely just now learning how to drive hehehe :) the world will be my oyster

>>512258148
Never left basic, never saw the field
You think other are giving shaving out on the field you fucking moron larpdicked niggerbrained bug.
https://hackernoon.com/on-the-infestation-of-small-souled-bugmen-6561ae922e07

>>512258269
What can I tell you anon, I'm lonely, and the clock is ticking. I want someone relatively young and attractive too.

>>512258085
Well I guess I'm gonna end up like you at this rate then. I'm not popular and I'm not getting married. I was also given bad advice from my family.

>>512257495
tits or gtfo

>>512258549
Kys tranny

>>512258085
Grow up.

>>512258448
51s [3]
Zzzzzzzzzz....

>>512258692
triggered the narcissist boomer.

>>512257395 (OP)
Extroslop problem
Imagine going outside

>>512257395 (OP)
sex with child simpson.

>>512257395 (OP)
you posted stirner, have a rare stirner maymay
https://streamable.com/
very rare, do not download

>>512259265
https://streamable.com/0x9olc
oops here is link

>>512257395 (OP)
Man, I actually feel good about my thirties approaching now.

>he fell for the turning 30 makes woman attracted to him meme

>>512257395 (OP)
Society should have considered this before it decided to make marriage impossible.

>>512259588
please label your graph with the source of the data

>>512259387
I don't think I did, I was just hoping life would get better. I didn't get ugly or anything, at least not any worse than I already was. I just have no social connection to anyone or anything. I'm drowning in isolation.