Thread 512258524

im excited at the thought of the mortician seeing my wee wee when im dead. and maybe she touches it by accident while prepping me for burial.

>>512258524 (OP)
I think most are dudes.

>>512258624
gross bro

>>512258524 (OP)
Me when she’s prepping me for the necrophiliac bull aka dj ghoul.

Remove 90% of his body fat and body hair and you would have bitches on xitter barely controlling themselves. Society is so retarded.

>>512258524 (OP)
>and maybe she touches it
More likely outcome.

>>512258524 (OP)
i wonder if people who had ED while alive get boners when they're dead

>>512259439
Haha good question. I wonder if he had ED.

>>512259439
I don’t know but I do know that those with PE have been known to “posthumous emission” during their funerals.

>>512258524 (OP)
if you are someone who never had sex in life can you write in your will that you want to be prepared by a sex pest mortician so he fucks the corpse so you still lose your virginity after death? Asking for a friend.

>>512259686
He would probably just fuck your dead crush in front of your body instead.

>>512259253
Kek imagine the trending hashtag for that