Thread 512276447

How to i become french

>>512276447 (OP)
French Foreign Legion

>>512276447 (OP)
Step 1: Frogs (done).
Step 2: Learn french
Step 3: Subjugate the third world
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Croissant

Convert to Islam and eat a baguette

let me stick my tongue down your throat

>>512276447 (OP)
>join the french foreign legion
>spill blood for France
Congratulations you are now more French than half of paris

Just invade into it, abdul. They'll surrender.

step one purchase beret
step 2 grow mustasche
step three purchase 1 carton gauloise cigaret et 1 case red wine
step 4: "hon hon hon, weewee mon cherie"

now you are, how we say, "lay fronsay"

it's a state of mind, not a physical place.

>>512276447 (OP)
poop

>>512276726
>>512276492
Don't do that. From my time in the army each officers referred to legionnaires as cucks and retards. They're put on purpose in the most dangerous theater as cannon fodder.

You shouldn't fight for this country

>>512276447 (OP)
Step 1: became a nigger

Just learn French and French history and you're more French than at least 60% of our country

>>512280156
jesus i thought your country was all about the culture, how the times have changed.

>>512280461
I guess its still is. Even in the small town where I live there are theater play, small band concert, itinerant circus.
He's just salty about migrant taking over big cities, rightfully so.