Thread 512277375

I just ate a whole box of fig newtons and now I feel fat

>>512277375 (OP)
whats a fig newton?

>>512277375 (OP)
>fig newtons
what's that

>>512277375 (OP)
Aldi bought out these new donuts with icing on top they are 6 in a pack with pink for strawberry, brown for chocolate and a yellow flavour that I am unsure if it's caramel or banana. Regardless I ate them all, again.

>>512277375 (OP)
relax buddy that's your fruit of the day

The first fig newton is good. The second is about the same. On your third one, you realize they're immensely rich and sweet. You don't go for a fourth 'cause now you're fucking sick of them.

>>512277429
>>512277448

>>512277953
we got these ones here. taste like those christmas savory mince pie things, spicy. I wish we had fig ones. I love figs.

>>512277375 (OP)
I used to like them when I was younger, but now I think they could be improved upon by being homemade. Sounds like a future baking project.

>>512277375 (OP)
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>>512278236
spicy fruit is pants on head retarded

>>512277429
when a fig drops on yer ed.