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Anonymous (ID: IWo81ay+) United States No.512277541 >>512278019 >>512278462 >>512280205
How to really be off the radar and neet
Its political jans ......homes and rent are stupid if you are single and not building a 'folio

Why havent you boatmaxxed yet? Literally gets you tons of pussy. Rent is free if you dont get slippage. If you are on neetbux you can use it to even help your case if you know how (sec 8 housing is using wifi to hack muh brain). If you cant pay 20k for a 80s yacht you can build a shantyboat from a pontoon boat just know not to take that fucker offshore.

My life truly began when I got mine...picrel but not same as I could easily dox myself. Its like passport bro-ing without having to leave. Bitches literally dont care if you are a neet. They see boat they think money.

Things you WILL need.
-E-bike (or just regular bike) something that you can put a container on for groceries n sheit.
-4 person tent (just in case)
-dinghy helps but most slips wont charge if you are there for like a few hours.

What your boat will need
Working propulsion
Shower
Floats
Shitter

Hotspot helps and a/c is nice and doable boondocking with a simple portagen. Want pussy? Park boat either at anchor or slip in front of nice bar. Talk to bitches and point at boat. If you arent a literal 3/10 uber wierdo you can smash. Ladies WILL ditch their friends to go on a boat 9/10.

>Bbbut muh maintenance costs
Its called a fucking budget and EBT/ neetbux if leveraged right with a walmart debit card and you are "off the books". I recommend a PO box and a bank box if you made it in crypto. Having a home base where a storage unit is cheap is helpful if you want to keep some shit/ special tooling etc.
Anonymous (ID: IWo81ay+) United States No.512278019 >>512278168
>>512277541 (OP)
Free to q/a for a while until sun comes up fully then im gonna take a gummy, polish brass (literally not spank monkey), read then get ready to go snatch some tuesday wine aunt pussy.

I recommend a trawler with either twin perkins or the ford lehman diesel. Unless you can easily trailer DO NOT buy a boat with I/Os (inboard/outboard). Insurance is cheap. I rented my house out and the income literally pays for everything and still get my neetbux and ebt. I started a small (((business))) offering boat cleaning. Lazy boomers will shell out a hundred or two to not do the work.....use said funds to snatch the pussy they were gonna gun for. Thats another added bonus....you havent lived until you start cucking boomers at their watering holes.
Anonymous (ID: +dc9bJ++) Canada No.512278168 >>512278304
>>512278019
Based anon
Anonymous (ID: IWo81ay+) United States No.512278304
>>512278168
Thanks canabro. You can DO THIS TOO! If you are single. Met like 15 canadians who do this (2 may come here) most are plebbies but put 2 and 2 together and dipped after getting bennies for a while.
Anonymous (ID: gOjnR1KJ) United States No.512278462 >>512279086
>>512277541 (OP)
>I can't post any pics with timestamp to prove any of my bullshit story but trust me, bro!
Anonymous (ID: IWo81ay+) United States No.512279086 >>512279150
>>512278462
>Literal nigger monkey who hasnt done shit with life doesnt realise how small the boat people community is

Lemme break it down for ya. Chicks like boats cuz not every nigga got one....especially a yacht. More especially a trawler. So either you glow or you is a retarded mother fucker.
Anonymous (ID: gOjnR1KJ) United States No.512279150 >>512279305
>>512279086
>Not pics with timestamp.
That's pretty cool. Tell us about your dad who works at Nintendo!
Anonymous (ID: IWo81ay+) United States No.512279305 >>512280036
>>512279150
>Another stupid nigger
How is this so fucking hard to comprehend. Living on a boat is easy. Its the /vanlife/ assholes who need timestamps.
>Hurrdurr post a pick of your domicile so we can dox you hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You do know I could just go on another niggas boat and time stamp right? So its a moot point.
Anonymous (ID: gOjnR1KJ) United States No.512280036 >>512280236
>>512279305
>Living on a boat is easy
Yet posting pics with timestamp to prove that you are doing so is insurmountably hard.
Anonymous (ID: 6yHZ8B3V) Australia No.512280205 >>512280307
>>512277541 (OP)
why the fuck would I resign myself to living in a stinking, rocking shithole just so I can get some STD-infested pussy? What kind of pathetic simp are you?
Anonymous (ID: IWo81ay+) United States No.512280236
>>512280036
Im in a slip in a very easily identifiable location.

Tell ya what. Im doing engine work this friday ....no cappin and ill timestamp my engineroom. No Im not fucking doing it now as I have to move my fucking couch. Will that make you niggers happy? If the thread slides into oblivion I cant help that. But this friday god willing OP can and will deliver.....nigger.
Anonymous (ID: IWo81ay+) United States No.512280307
>>512280205
>Bro just get a gooncave.
Bro get a life. Unless you arent the laziest of niggers its not that hard to keep it nice.
Anonymous (ID: lQcONeK/) Sweden No.512280933
I'm doing the same but with a sailboat