Thread 512289729

Breakfast time. Let's have some bacon ITT

MAKE FAGGOTS AFRAID AGAIN

>>512289729 (OP)
Arstagfullah thats haram

>>512289729 (OP)
i haven't had bacon in years.. i almost bought some last time i was shopping, had some in my hands, but then put it back for some reason...
but i wound up with 60 eggs..

>>512289797
what's your justification for not eating pigs in current year, mohammed

>>512289861
pigs eat their own shit

>>512289861
That was just a joke because Americans on /pol/ call every european Mohammed or Mustafa i eat pork really often especially speribs.

What did he do that deserves a video?

>>512289889
And cows eat their own vomit and yet you eat them.

>>512289729 (OP)

audio version

>>>/wsg/5936633

>>512289889
so? animals are stupid anon. should we stop eating chickens because they eat virtually anything you throw to them? same for goats?

do you have a real justification that isn't religious superstitious backwards sister-fucker logic?

>>512289912
calm down abdul I knew you weren't named mohammed

>>512289889
did you know that every animal is filled with its own shit?

>>512290067
Do I need an audio version of a dude making bacon and eggs?

>>512289729 (OP)
>flipping a sunny side egg
Nigger!

>>512289729 (OP)
That bacon better be halal, kafir! inshallah!

>>512289889
But isnt shit like whats inside all animals ?

>>512290209
Alhamdulillah you will taste my sandal, infidel.

>>512290209
Yea its extra fatty turkey bacon

>>512290141

You are not very curious for a Canadian

I'm glad that whole Reddit obsession with bacon is over. It's one of the the worst parts of the pig.

Pork Ribs > Pork Chops > Pulled Pork > Picnic Roast > Prosciutto > Pork Sausage > Pork Tenderloin > Country Ham > Bacon > Pork Rinds > Pig's Feet > Sweetbreads

>>512289729 (OP)
I hate faggots so much

>>512290448
mhmm and I bet you think chicken gizzards sit below the white meat

>>512290146
It's not sunny side, you brown bastard, he was making a fried egg

>>512289861
>>512289797
>>512289788
>>512289729 (OP)
jews and muslims can't eat bacon.

>>512290882
That's retarded.

>>512289955
YouTube shorts is full of these faggots trying "to make it" by doing the most mundane things ever
>BACON AND EGGS DOOD
wow, my little sister knew how to do that better than you when she was 12, and who the fuck flips their eggs

>>512291157
I flip my eggs but only long enough to whiten the top and before the yolk cooks

>>512291000
yeah WHY

>>512291000
do we need a separate beef thread for dinner?

>>512291157
They are super cringe

>>512290146
When you flip it, it is no longer sunny side but over easy instead

>>512290697
Says nothing about it being pork

>>512291157
>he doesn't over easy

>>512292047
so what does it say?

>>512291157
i only learned recently you're not supposed to do that, by watching my buddies cook at an air bnb by the snowbaord resort we spent a week grinding blow into every surface on and getting shithoused on tequilla

no wonder my eggs always tasted like absolute dogshit. low heat, and dont fuck with them

>>512292310
Congruifal(?) center cut bacon.

What you are failing to grasp is in America is "Bacon" = Pork. To the rest of the world bacon is just a type of cut around the belly of an animal, and you can have bacon anything. In America bacon without further animal specified defaults to pork. Its the same thing with "pickles". In most of the world saying you want or like pickles is like saying you want a canned or preserve. You can pickle lots of things, what kind of pickle you want?

>>512289729 (OP)
>sailor moon shirt

People really need to stop with this ironic humor bullshit, it's been played out for over 10 years. Just dress properly.

>>512292673
>To the rest of the world

not my problem, fuck off

>brown
>sailor moon shirt

These are the people falsely claiming that this isn't an image board website but an anime one.

>>512291204
Same, over easy ftw, sunny side up kinda nasty with raw whites on top…just needs 30 seconds or so flipped

>>512293047
Trick my grandpa taught me was once you get the bottom right, you flip and immediate turn off heat of set pan to the side, leaving the egg to finish in the residual pan heat.

Generally, given a room temperature environment, the time it takes for the pan to cool will perfectly slow cook the flipped top side.

Salt the side facing up.

Biggest mistakes, that I even see this guy doing, is high heat for eggs is generally not desired.

It depends on how you like them, though. If your a plain eggs guy you probably like them crispy or scrammbled. If you like them with something like a breakfast meat to dip them in, or toast, or on a sandwich, then you probably like them runny.

Bacon is high in saturated fat. You should it at all costs

>>512292673
What kind of fucking wog are you that you can't understand this basic shit, and indeed think it's an American thing? Protip, everything you think is of American origin is either English or German.

>>512294621
Im sorry if you took me saying "In America" as exclusive to America, but theres more places in the world that eat meat then America, England and Germany. Which makes my statement correct.

>>512295653
just fuck off, saar

>>512295653
Bacon is an English word, dipshit. It means cured pork belly.

>>512289729 (OP)
That looks good actually. I would eat it every morning

>>512297316
stick with turkey

>>512289861
The real reason is that jews use pigs to dispose of bodies and while they are cannibals, it's not the right kind of cannibalism. It'd be like eating the chicken that they transfer their sins into and sacrifice. They'll happily feed these things to the goyim, however. Muslims do the same but oddly enough they have no problem eating a goat after they fuck it.

>>512289729 (OP)
that shit will give you colon cancer.

>>512289729 (OP)
many restaurants simply deep fry it

>>512289976
>And cows eat their own vomit and yet you eat them.
that's called, "the cud"
eat whatever you want, anon

Imagine being in a religion that's so shit you aren't allowed to eat certain things.

Bacon cheeseburgers are truly a litmus test

bacon is bretty good but sometimes I get bored of it and eat other parts of the pig

>>512290093
I knew about jeets for sure but every animal??
I got mind broken when I discovered all animals have heads (even bugs)

>>512293047
>just needs 30 seconds or so flipped
yup, even less, 10 seconds is enough

>>512301428
jews are neurotic and their religion is insane, what do you expect when schizos get into power anywhere

boomp