>>512293903 (OP)
Okay that's pretty fucking good

Chudfish

>>512293945

Murica

>>512293903 (OP)
How to do what?

>>512293903 (OP)

>>512294473
What is he doing that she is not?

>>512294473
Female detected.
>>512294563
^rather than this, a better hint is to look what she's doing that he is not. That should be easier.

>>512293903 (OP)
I don't get it!!!!!!!

>>512294563
Not fidgeting?

>>512294787
Standing still and being quiet

>>512295025
>>512294787
>>512294563
Keeping your fucking mouth shut.

Concealing his erection?

Where will you hide?

>>512294784
ypepo dont seasun dey hair

>>512294473
its a trick, the thing hes doing is 'being quiet', but he didnt tell her so she asks "what are we doing?"

although its all staged, she was in on the joke

>>512294615
i know this is a silly invention.. but it is quite clever to make use of the shirt for this.. maximizing quality and cleverness is quite nice.
no wonder it went viral.. its silly, but also sensible in a number of ways

>>512294473
Go on a date with me and I will explain over dinner.

>>512293903 (OP)
Literal npc.

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.

>>512295575
Thank you Mr Leaf

>>512294473
Definitely a woman.

>>512295129
>>512295172
>>512293903 (OP)
OK that's messed up girls can obviously keep their mouths shut. Anyone that has a girlfriend knows this. They keep your secrets, and they keep their own. If you're actually this much of a girl-hater, I'm sure she has plenty of secrets.

>>512294563
woman detected
he's standing still, not yapping his mouth, not making sure every 5 seconds that he's accepted by the herd and doign the acceptable thing

>>512295928
>They keep your secrets
lmao

>>512295928
I've been married 25 years, Anon. You are just starting your journey. Good luck.

>>512294615
SNOY makes wearable air conditioners.

>>512296113
And you're probably a midwestern alcoholic that has a whiskey room.

>>512296279
>And you're probably a [...] alcoholic
he already said he's married

>>512295948
>woman detected
Are you retarded? I was giving a very obvious hint to the woman.

>>512296279
>>512296404
lol. Real. Still sounds better than being brown.

>>512294473
Keeping her whore mouth shut and just being.

>>512296279
>>512296404
>he already said he's married
kek. I hope for his sake he has a room like that to relax.

>>512293945
Lmao there is nothing securing the back lol, he fired the back of the shell directly at his chest.

>>512293903 (OP)

>>512294031
is this in your county?? freak ingg based!

>>512293903 (OP)
I hate zoomers so goddamn much.

>>512296959
Faggot

True
women can't STFU.

>>512294563
grabbing his dick?

>>512294051
They even shoot their bows like gangbangers. That push throwing all accuracy out the window. You can take the African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African.

>>512297010
>>512297010
>nigga dekapitation machine

>>512294473
mate...

If I was the god.

>>512293945
>we’ll be right back after these messages

>>512294473
Not being a mouth breather

>>512298004
I like your ideas already.

>>512294734
>>512295371
>>512295787
>>512297876
yeah no
I may be blind though
didnt really consider it since her mouth was already open when it started

>>512298257
>every time someone ask what is says they call them a nigger
Why do it be like that?

>>512297564
i drive by that street 2-3 times a week. niggers in philadelphia are out of control in all aspect. the retarded nigger mayor does nothing, cops make 100k+ and arent risking their cushy jobs to "serve and protect" and the kike district attorney literally lets niggers go freely without so much as a fine. couple weeks ago the DA let a TEN YEAR OLD nigger off the hook for illegal firearm chargesthe houses in that neighborhood are 300k for a rowhome, and the last actual nice white neighborhood in the city is minimum 600k for a mcmansion or... rowhome.

give it a decade philadelphia will be Portland 2.0. if you live here, flee. we sure are.

>>512297010
Weirdboyz

>>512294784
chirp

>>512294508
Why didn't she call Yahweh instead?

>>512295187

>>512297070
AHHHHHH!!! BLOODY FUCKING! BLOODY FUCKING!

anyone got that gif of the anime deathcamp in black and white ?

>>512294473
lmao you will never be a man

>>512294784

>>512299275

>>512294563
Smartest snow monkey

>>512294356

>>512294457
LMFAO this is so fucking goofy just spin the band member XDDDDDDDDD

>>512295812
>no Hispanics on the list
Hmmm....

>>512294051
This is based, where is it?

>>512293903 (OP)
Why cant they shut the fuck up for 1 fucking minute bros? Why are they like this?

>>512293903 (OP)
LMFAO

>>512299092
Oye WEÓN, MUÉRETE DESDE UN HELICÓPTERO. OJALÁ PINOCHET SE HAYA VIOLADO A TU MAMÁ.

CONCHETUMADRE

>>512294508
Hope you get stabbed, you dirty Finngolian

>>512297564
>>512300822
Pretty sure it's Papua New Guinea

>>512300822
a leaked gameplay of RE 5 remake

>>512300822
>>512297564
>You can take the African out of Africa
They aren't Africans, that was in PNG.

>>512300060
Well I do declare if that house buck aint greased-up and jumpin about pure like he was a goose in high grass.. mighty peculiar indeed.

>>512294508
Awww, I don't think that's funny at all. Reminds me of one actress who wrote in her memoirs about sexual abuse that as a four year old she placed all her toys and dolls by the door thinking it would stop her abuser from opening it and they would protect her. It's fucking heartbreaking.

>>512295928
Femoid detected.
Show tits or gtfo.
None of what you said is true

>>512301171
Espejito rebotín

>>512293903 (OP)
Yeah that's a good one. If you don't get it you're low T

>>512294784
imagine the smell


>>512295575
Thank you for your service

>>512293903 (OP)
Fucking hell not another one copying this shit

>>512295742
why bully niggers over this
at least they're trying. fuck you cunt, fucking faggot.

>>512301598
Can't take the N out of the igger then.

>>512293945
>>512298132

>>512300773

>>512296959
kek

>>512300060
dis nigga be wearin a thong

>>512302218

>>512294784
if she had a working fire detector it would have alerted her that her fuckin head was on fire for nearly a minute kek

>>512295742
kek that looks like a spoiler from an old Lola or Reynard Indy Car that they used for the tail

>>512293945
Kek

>>512298914
What in the absolute fuck are you doing driving by there? kek

>>512301880

>>512294356

>>512305179
Ouch.

>>512305179
I built something similar twenty years ago with a small propane tank and a grill igniter to launch golf balls.
It was fun.
POOOOMP!
Golf ball goes flying three hundred yards.
If it hit anything, people were looking for golfers.

>>512301680
on the one hand that's not that far above africans, on the other hand they did make it to Madagascar first.

>>512305523
Damn is he alright?

>>512305179
"recoiless" rifle

>>512301676
remilk*

>>512305926
Just a haircut.
>>512306205
>Now with recoil™!

>>512295812
>Per Capita "theory"
>US prisons are apparently 0% Hispanic
Holy shit they're really that dumb. This is beyond normal stupid. The fact that they believe Per Capita is some kind of Jedi mind trick to make them believe something they're not seeing is incredible. It literally boils down to
>NO, ME SEE NUMBER BIGGER. YOU NO TRICK ME, NUMBER DEMON!

>>512305523
I can't see anything in this tiny resolution. What actually happened here?

>>512296279
>muh strawman
Sorry your dad was mean to you champ

>>512302118
Nigger cock sucker

>>512295742
>das rite brothers

>>512295187
That's pretty fucking cool

>>512297070
He was barefoot on that nasty-ass floor.

>>512295812
>Per Capita Theory
Heh

>>512294563
Chilling the fuck out is what hea doing brother. No awkward moment, just comfortable silent company.

>>512306675
The operator got a bit nervous and lost his head.

>>512294473
>>512294563
hahahahaha, show tits, you whores

>>512293903 (OP)
I don't get it

My chud brain thought he was about to deck her lmao

>>512303444
Big tits

>>512295187
>SLICE!

>>512297228
Croatia

>>512294784
Shiiieeeet.

>>512294051
God dayum I love Niggers

>>512298004
In germany we would call that "bumsklumpen".

>>512307513
itsannemoore

>>512295742
DAS RITE brothers

>>512297010
>sir, the niggers are advancing

>>512295742
A valiant effort.

>>512297010
Noone got killed so that is a win.

>>512296658
I enjoy this meme format

>>512302572
All I've learned from this is that natives are just as bad as niggers

>>512294615
Reminds me of that Asian kid from Goonies with all the silly gadgets

>>512294051
> Literally baltimore if USA banned guns

>>512294698
I did this at the local pool once.
Everyone made fun of me.

>>512308811
>Implying those lazy niggers would make bows

>>512294457
Anyone who doesnt think thats cool af is a faggot. Only thing they should have done was place him on a higher platfoorm

>>512300060

>>512294615
I [insert that video here] your mom.

>>512294356
>Chudfish sharks are coming!
>in two more weeks right

>>512301554
isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?

>>512294698
Oh yea, blacks are going to do just fine when whites go extinct.

>>512295248
Oh, might've gotten it if it had sound.

>>512305523
Is he OK?

>>512305926

>>512294698
I think this might technically work assuming there's some O2 in the balloon and you breathe out your nose.

>>512297564
> Literally Africa if Africans had guns

>>512308889
The funny part is, I made that post BEFORE seeing leaf post here>>512297564

>>512308954
kek

>>512306170

>>512309381
but why?

>>512294473
tits or GTFO

>>512309458
>poles don cornstarch dey moufs
ngmi

>>512309381
why do niglets have such cartoonishly large mouths?

>>512294508
Easy there, buddy, you better improve your English before posting here; this is a Humor thread, not a Tumor thread.

>>512294784
>casually going supersayan red
Timmy has no chance

>>512309679
for eating big globs of cornstarch obviously. It's like you Eurofags don't even have niggers!

>>512294457
Hell yeah

>>512303444
>>512304849

White face and blackface yet now white people to be found

Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_search_phone_call_scam

>>512309833

>>512295742
I love the excellent detail that there's a somewhat formally dressed nigger that rushes after it. Reminds me of that long screencap that described how Africans mainly "do as like" in pretty much any aspect of life. They act as if they are a cop, a nurse, a doctor, etc. Actual fucking monkeys that should be put down to the last I am perpetually confounded as to why this is not the logical conclusion to this evolutionary joke. Along with several other "peoples" of couse.

>>512294473
Shut the fuck up.
Also, shut the fuck up.

Someone has that video of a car going fast and then tons of indians getting out of a house going to see?

>>512301554
Bro that's my ragebait webm. I hit the bump limit like 3 times with that so far

>>512295928
>They keep your secrets
Nope. Anything you've done in bed with them is told to someone else. Everything.

>>512294784

>>512295575
These edits make no sense. The door being broken open isn't even that of epstein

>>512297564
This looks like an AI-generated parody of niggers in the hood

>>512310462
Vibe check

>>512294051
Call of Duty African Warfare

>>512298257
This isn't even particularly hard to read. For me it's no harder than 7+8=15.

>>512297070
>1970
Long time ago, I'm sure they're a superpower by now

>>512294473
To shut up

>>512295187
wow what a cool blender animation! i wish i was a faggot!

>>512294051
>133 BC
>Tiberius Gracchus, as tribune, Leads the plebians in revolt against the senate

>>512294356
>Nothing ever drawns

>>512310462
How it feels to chew 5 gum

>>512294473
Hello, woman.

>>512310879
>i wish i was a faggot!

>>512308840
You're not supposed to fill the balloon with farts.

>>512308954
>MUH DICK
>OOGA BOOGA
>MUH DICK
>OOGA BOOGA
>MUH DICK
>OOGA BO......
>AAAAHHHH AHHHHHHH
>MY ACTUAL DICK AAAHHHH

>>512310553
Listen here boy, I do declare those are real, authentic, genuine africanus americanas, within their naturale habitat, the porch. These baseless accusations of perpetuiting falsehoods is downright defamatory. It will not stand, my stable of zesty bucks perform better than the rest, it cannot be denied that free-range is the best way to keep em lean, keen, and flexible.

>>512311326
she fell funny
>>512311226
>0:03
>Are you not entertained?!

>>512311326
That kinda reminds me of those vids of beaners hitting fireworks with sledge hammers.

>>512306170
KEK

>>512295812
>using numbers that were obtained using addition theory
quack stats

>>512293903 (OP)
Took me a minute.
Thats because im sober.

>>512310144
do foreigners really just shit on the floor like that?

>>512295928
>They keep your secrets, and they keep their own. If you're actually this much of a girl-hater, I'm sure she has plenty of secrets

>>512311621
Yes. Every day.

>>512311621
Yes. Ari Shaffir went to China and confirmed chinks shit in public just like poos.

>>512298983
Haha perfect description

>>512309827
>webm
That's actually fucking accurate.
>It's like you Eurofags don't even have niggers
Only the French and maybe the English have particularly many of them.

>>512311072
*harpoons
One job bruv.

>>512309188
>balloon

>>512311605
Well in this case a polar bear would always eat people if it has to. So no harm was done other than this person maybe getting eaten.

>>512294784

>>512311605
really fucking stupid making them associate people with food like that, damn what a fucking idiot.
>>512311621
They don't even notice anything happened
>>512311957
Cool, I bet they're way different than our blacks, they have a very particular culture

>4chan
>humor thread
>tiktok slop
Fucking normies FUCK OFFF

>>512294508
I hope that you get raped to death by a gang of muslims.

>>512301598
For the love of god someone edit this to make the siper scene come last.

>>512311621
Guessing he got the shits from something (probably a virus) and just played it cool instead of making a scene that would draw attention to him sharting in public.

>>512295187
>>512294615

>>512312608
That is well beyond a standard shart.

>>512293903 (OP)

>>512295575
Bless you

>>512312731
Quote me calling it standard. I said he got the shits from probably a virus.

>>512305523
How did that even happen? Why did it blow up? Malfunction or he fucked up?

>>512293903 (OP)
Are these tiktok slaves locked in a house making clips 24/7?

>>512294615
Imagine wearing this at the barber's. Kek

>>512293903 (OP)
I want a girl to be in love with me like this

>>512309188
The condom will never go underwater though so why not use it as a float to keep the hose out of the water like a long snorkel rather than breathing used air that's spermicidal and ribbed for her pleasure?

>>512294698
>condom strapped on back
>check
>flashlight strapped to head
>check
>pants full of shit
>check
Technology comes to Africa

>>512307476
Kek, he probably should have

>>512310159
This needs more updoots.

>>512297564
my favorite part of this video is the fat niggress using the nigger in the wheelchair as a human shield, then climbing over his shot up dead body to safety.

>>512294508
kek, she got raped

>>512296959
Oh shit whaddup

>>512309874
The one with the stick is more impressive. He literally twirls it up in the air and catches it like marching band lead.

>>512310440
Yeah I'm sure pam bundy, dan bongifugo, and kash smelltell all made that very clear when they realized the footage. Dumkoft.

>>512293903 (OP)

>>512310074
Cargo cult society

>>512294253
I don't get it. He's moving his cock with kegel muscles right?

>>512313925
bonjour femme

I hope someone called ER for >>512313757 having a stroke like that

>>512314216
Silence maplenigger I figured it out. And NEVER speak to me in my divine tongue EVER again

>>512314298
haha YOU'RE FRENCH

>>512306525
Shouldn't she have gloves on? Is that the joke?

>>512293903 (OP)
Just being 2 inbred kikes

>>512314647
I had that exact same job more than a decade ago and that's just how you do it, lol.

>>512314647
The joke is Canada buddy. The joke is Canada.

>>512314647
It's actually considered best practice to not have gloves on as they accumulate bacteria and you have less of a reflex to change them vs washing your hands whenever before/after handling food. Unfortunately this is probably a jeet so the chances of him not having shit particles all over his fingers is 0

>>512309381
I have 4 of these webms for some reason

>>512294784
>o lawdy it hot today

>>512293945
Think I used this gun in FO4.

>>512314930
epic, where were you 4 months ago when I was trying to redpill my friend?

>>512314836
>picrel
A jeet raped a neanderthal and now we have jews

>>512311326
Is she ok?
Don't play with fireworks

>>512297070
Sir please do not redeem the cloth

>>512312207
Thanks bro, that’s my laugh for today

>>512311467
I remember this story from a long time ago. The vinyl/polyester seat covers melted all over his back, hence why he was still in so much pain

>>512293945
Eurofags will do anything for a gun won’t they

>>512313741

>>512305523
Looks like the rocket motor exploded

>>512315342
what an idiot, he was literally fine and then he tried to hop back into the car which is where he got his new back skin

>>512300060
Kek wtf

>>512315133
Sorry anon, I just haven't had a reason to post these in a long time

>>512311841
ZESTY

>>512315540
he was trying to kms himself

>>512294051
Papua New Guinea I'm guessing? If so, they've been having these skirmishes non-stop for thousands of years. This is hardwired into what little brains they have.

>>512310437
Kek

>>512295928
Imagine trusting a woman with your secrets

>>512305179
>at best
He's dead
>at worst
Definitely memory loss as well as brain damage

>>512315666
checked and MM MM SHOLE IS GUDpilled
>>512315811
well he sucked at it

>>512305274
Got the Asian driver simulator before GTA6